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2018

02

Feb

Ariel Winter in PVC of the Day

Ariel Winter is in PVC because she’s a sex worker about to get peed on….

The only PVC story I have is a guy I knew used to collect PVC dresses for the girls he fucked…He would always date the same sized girls, and the girls were willing to wear the PVC dresses they knew other girls he fucked wore…Which was weird to me, like the shared sex toy stories I’ve heard, because most girls don’t like to know their dude has ever banged another girl, or used the same sex tools with other girls, it hurts their feelings…yet this guy managed to find chicks so ghetto they’d wear his costumes….that he’d previously peed on like some kind of hero…

I know this story sucks, but anything better than looking at a fat woman sausage wrapped, about to explode, or at least cut of circulation, hopefully to her tits, cuz those monstrous things keep growing…

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2018

02

Feb

Bella Thorne is Revisiting Some Sleazy Pic of the Day

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The key to being an instagram attention seeker with a TV show / Disney credibility is to have a catalog of pictures of yourself to post whenever you feel like you need to post something but are too lazy to shoot something new…

You know that catalog of pics you think are hot, and when you are a vain, egotistical and delusional freak show like Bella Thorne who we anxiously await her overdose, makes it hard to select those pics, since you think every single picture ever taken of you is amazing – but you manage

This is Bella Thorne managing..

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2018

01

Feb

Kate Upton in Leggings is Not Kate Upton Topless of the Day

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I have a theory that if you do one thing well, stick to it, maybe develop on it, but don’t go into something completely off brand….

I don’t actually do anything well, so I just sort of flounder here like a fish gasping for air, which I guess I do well, so I stick to it.

I do not think it’s good for a business person, who is good at business, to attempt to be a pro athlete, or an athlete to become a woman after a series of sex change operations…but I guess it happens…doesn’t mean it shoot happen…

And I do not think it is good for a titty model. With huge tits. To do anything but titty model, cuz seeing her in her leggings is lackluster..

I know she probably thinks “Oh I’m a model, all of me is part of me, and I am a whole package” but she’s wrong…her tits are what made her, what she’s good at, stick to that..the rest of her is average at best…even creepily shaped and awkward…

Here’s her ass anyway…in pink pants that are pretty tight…holding her all together…in place…if you look close enough you may be able to see her cameltoe…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

01

Feb

J.Lo is an Instagram Drag Queen of the Day

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J.Lo put up these pictures of herself…where she looked like a drag queen performing at some Latina first communion – and I think it’s worth posting – thanks to J.Lo brainwashing all of us into thinking she’s hot – and continuing to to push that agenda while we remained brainwashed to think J.Lo is still hot….even though I don’t think she was ever hot…but I figure at least she’s trying….and that should be recognized and appreciated….make her more money….

Believe the hype, I mean why not, right….it’s not like we’ve got better things to do.

TO SEE MORE J.Lo Dolled up for the event CLICK HERE

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2018

01

Feb

Models Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Taylor Hill, Josephine Skriver and Ming Xi Naked of the Day

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Model Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Taylor Hill, Josephine Skriver and Ming Xi Naked for Victoria’s Secret, some of the most sneaky pornographers around, disguised as a lingerie brand, in every mall, made in developing countries and maked-up to insane price points to cover the cost of paying the pornstars they use – and pretend are models….

I like that they’ve gone asian, to cover all bases, like that they haven’t gone with fat chicks to cover ALL sizes, keep the promo models hot…it’s important for the future of the country, give girls something to aspire to that may not happen, but that is better to strive for than being fat.

They hired some lame hipster photographer to be their photographer, and she’s got them all naked, in what looked like pissed soak instagram filter images, because I guess all hipsters must sell out, and in this me-too-era – you need to use a chick to take the creeper pics not a dude – because dudes are all rapists….especially photographers…which is something I am all for…I mean whenever I see 45 year old men taking half nude pics of 18 year olds I think…damn that dude’s a pervert – how’s this brand get away with his manipulative shit…and hey answer is that I guess they don’t anymore ant that it’s a good time to be a woman writer, director, producer, photographer – society needs to connect to all things woman…and I guess so do I..for masturbation purposes that is.

Here are skriver in bikinis..

2018

01

Feb

Alexis Ren Bolt on Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren is a fascinating story, not just because she was the hot body used by some youtuber to convince the world he wasn’t a homo – despite how much he liked posing and being topless – but because their relationship went viral and created a whole movement of young couples trying to be the hot couple – who posed in sexual poses on social media for loney 40 year old women to masturbate to….

Girl got so many followers as the Hot girlfriend, hot body, prop…and when her creative director left her – she was left confused, alone so she did what anyone would, she got BOLT ON TITS, posed half naked harder than ever, and Sports Illustrated booked her because they are trying to get a younger audience…even though we’ve all seen girl pretty much naked and in shameless selfies…we don’t need you Sports Illustrated, this sluts got the slutting down..

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2018

01

Feb

Bella Hadid Naked with Her Dog of the Day

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Here’s Bella Hadid doing some weird beastiality porno with a poor little animal …who doesn’t know any better…in what I don’t really understand because I am old, disconnected and where I am from…being nude with your animal is not something you post to your feed to try to come across as cute and playful…it weird attention seeking shit…all while the girl is getting paid heavy, has celerbity, why bother continuing this shit…when you’ve already made it other than to be shameless.

The most interesting thing about this pic is that girl is only 21 and I guess that makes me a cyber bully but I think her taking offensive pics with this animal like some circus ringleader…makes her the fucking cyber bully….who should be removed from the internet for cruelty to all…from getting so much hype around her while not even being hot…it’s so weird.

#NEWPROP

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2018

01

Feb

JoJo In her Underwear of the DAy

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Jojo is such a ridiculous nickname, I find it interesting that she still uses it as her professional name, despite how ridiculous it is…but I guess she spent so much time building up the brand as a child star exploited at 12, it’s just easier to keep it going…and here she is 15 years later showing her toned abs…to the perverts who still care…the perverts into 12 year olds who are ok with that 12 year old turning 30….because part of the erotica is watching her grow, develop, and age…some truman show shit where you voyeur so hard like she’s your neighbor’s kid and you’ve seen her whole existence from birth to middle age…always drawn to her because of that connection, that bond, that can only live a few times in one pervert’s lifetime…

And here she is trying to hustle hard….market hard…remind those perverts she’s still there, still got it, despite being older and less relevant jailbait hype…

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

31

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Got Some Big News of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted this picture to let her fans know that she’s got some really big news to announce…

I assume that it has nothing to do with her instagram profile getting exceptionally slutty…even though the more you post pics of your sloppy tits hanging out of lingerie…the more serious you will be taken, thanks to being empowered or some shit…

I love that the girl who advocated no make-up monday, is so made-up and photoshopped, that she’s a cartoon version of herself…you know that that actually looks hot

BUT SHE CAN’T TRICK ME – I CAN SEE PAST ALL OF IT…and FOCUS ON THE DUMP THAT SHE IS…

Good lingerie pic though…..

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

31

Jan

Miley Cyrus Being Slutty of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted up some slutty pictures of herself for some social media action, and I found the whole thing refreshing, because I thought Miley gave up on her old self, that was her new self, and that made her a lot of money, but that she left behind when she got back with her Australian, in what I assumed was her being a pregnant wife, no longer out to piss off an ex, but rather trying to establish her country following and her country legitimacy because country fans pay big fucking money and a product, puppet, like Miley can use the money when it’s available, I mean why not have as much as you possibly can if it’s there to have, it’s the American way…

But these poses and short shorts bring back home that her exhibitionism lives on…sure it’s not a spread vagina imitating a tumblr star…but it’s a start in the right direction. Good times.

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