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2018

29

Jan

Heidi Montag Breast Feeding of the Day

Heidi Montag may no longer be relevant, her show has been off the air for a long time, she’s likely burned through most of her money, either on plastic surgery or crystals she was apparently addicted to, but she’s still Heidi Montag…

A personality from a moment in our pop culture history, and along with her and her husband Spencer, they have reproduced, hoping that maybe they have a second chance at this celebrity life, while making fun of their celebrity life….but more importantly, by posting up a titty breast feeding pic for femininity, empowerment and the perverts who like seeing monster fake tits get sucked on, like the milk ducts still work, even if they don’t cuz she went too damn big…

I remember always loving the whole breast feeding in public thing, and always was confused when people started protesting for the right to breast feed in public, as i’ve seen it in malls, starbucks, mcdonalds, the street, sometimes more than one place in one day, cuz women apparently like to reproduce, and whenever I see it, I get JAZZED, cuz it means I’l see some TITTY…

I don’t leave the house much, but just the other day I saw a busty hot young mom getting her titty sucked in the back seat of the car and I made eye contact and nodded in a HELL yeah kind of way…because HELL YEAH…

ANd here’s Heidi Montag, speaking to that!

Posted in:Heidi Montag|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Peyton Roi List Making Out in a Bath Tub of the Day

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Peyton Roi List is some up and coming young lady, who may not even be young, and I believe to stay relevant as a site I must find the Disney mainstream young LADIES that old creeps who still visit websites are jerking off to.

I think this is one of them….but I can’t be too sure…..and who needs to be too sure….

All these young ladies are irrelevant to me, but they matter to some, and they keep trying to get noticed, there’s a lot of noise out there, you gotta produce PORN to get noticed…

Good strategy.

Posted in:Peyton Roi List|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Jen Selter’s Fake Ass of the Day

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Jen Selter is an instagram model or personality because she’s too fucking ugly to be a model….who doesn’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world….but who is making money doing it because she was rocking her fake ass in the right place at the right time when Instagram first happened, when it was desperate for half naked girls, before the the whole world became an instagram model…and got a whole lot of followers at a time when it mattered and decided “Fitness” was her angle, because it would explain her monster ass, instead of it being fake.

She was kicked off a plane for being an entitled cunt on her way out of Miami…

I figure I’ll like AOL about it, they need all the help they can get…like me…but I’ll just focus on the fake ass in a bikini bottom…looking weird, not as weird as her face…as she ages..into ideally oblivion….cuz she’s not just a jacked up mangled body, but also a terrible, spoiled and entitled brat.

Posted in:Jen Selter|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Naked of the Day

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Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes are a couple of Victoria’s Secret models being TOTALLY inappropriate for the MALL brand that targets young women….

This is basically SOFTCORE PORN…terrible softcore porn BUT SOFTCORE porn nonetheless…..

Luckily it gives these young girls who follow these models an unrealistic body image issues that are actually realistic if they eat well, and workout and stop being lazy…..which is better for them than follow the fat models…who are disgusting.

I’d rather them follow the genetically modified model made in a test tube by a weirdo biologist….and the token black model…than the fat models…who are disgusting…

Good job girls.

Posted in:Josepehine Skriver|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Bella Hadid Insta-Thot of the Day

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Bella Hadid is some really manufactured bullshit…an ugly girl who is made to look hot…who understands her angles and how to expose herself to the world so that they continue to pay attention to her.

You know, take over from her sister like the coattail rider, back-up dancer, stand in….who loves every second of it because she knows she’s ugly under the fillers and tits…

Make her mom, a vapid model in her own right, who got paid through the men she married a few times over…proud…and get her dad who was never there for her because he was out fucking models…making her want to be a model even more to get dad’s approval…but more importantly making her dad want to invest in the modeling to get access to more models because he’s a creep and he’s rich…

Either way she’s in her underwear for social media, her hips out of control with the panties jacked up, whatever the fuck this is about I don’t know but it’s here, it’s now, and she’s relevant in the world which amazes me.

Here’s more…of her tits…the stars of her show…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Rita Ora Pussy Grab of the Day

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It was Grammy Weekend, so you know what that means for a bottom feeder who feeds her bottom like Rita Ora….it means TIME TO GET TO WORK….while the execs are in NYC for the bullshit awards…leaving their wives and families back home…

Which is likely why her pussy is being grabbed, or scratched…because everyone in Hollywood has a hard on for each other…and some of them have a hard on for this one…possibly more than one of them did this weekend…her juggling…which is exactly why she’s around, exists, and has a “music” career along with every other career she’s got because girl tries every angle she can…and what it all comes down to is her best angle is her tits.

Here you go:

Here’s some of her social media attention seeking weirdness with the pussy flash on:

TO SEE A BUNCH OF GRAMMY AWARD PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Joy Corrigan Topless for Guess? Because Some Brands Get What Matters of the Day

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Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs because she lives in Florida…

She’s been at this for a long time, probably makes a living out of it, has a good life because of it, knows rich guys cuz of it, you know that INFLUENCER hustle….but is still what I would consider an up and coming model because she doesn’t do anything important…

Until today, when she’s made a move from Florida to Palm Springs where she’s involved in some titty shoot for GUESS?

And in this current climate of everyone being so fucking uptight, it’s nice to see a girl topless to sell shitty jeans.

Solid.

Posted in:Joy Corrigan|SFW

2018

29

Jan

Ariel Winter Workout of the Day

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Ariel Winter workout videos on her social media are always funny to me because her progress is non existent….she just keeps getting fatter and fatter…primarily in her tits that she’s already had amputated once and the whole thing is very weird…

It has to be something that is in her contract because I can’t imagine it is designed to inspire anyone, you know “follow my lead and we can get fat together”….or “I workout so that I can eat extra cake and ignore getting fatter”…I don’t get it.

Maybe she thinks she’s hot, these poses are good, the outfits revealing but not in a trashy way…who knows, I’m not on her marketing and PR team…

I just know them tits are sloppy for a 19 year old and I guess that’s all I have to say about that. Revolutionary commentary right here right now right.

Here’s the workout:

Here’s some more of her:

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

26

Jan

Hilary Duff Tongue VS Jessica Simpson Tongue of the Day

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I want to do some more audience involved in my posts, you know not that there is an audience, but I read that you can’t grow an audience unless you are engaging and get people participating, chatting, discussing, included in what I do here – because its not about me, it’s about YOU…and that’s what we are channeling…

So what do you like better….HILARY DUFF’s TONGUE (ABOVE) or JESSICA SIMPSON’s TONGUE….

We’ll let X-Tina Aguilera rub her pussy while you think about your answer…

This post has been brought to you by 2001…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Hilary Duff|Jessica Simpson|SFW

2018

26

Jan

Brie Larson’s Silly in her Avengers Costume of the Day

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Hollywood is an interesting place…where you can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a critical success and that it would be a critical moment in your career and that it was time to bite the bullet and do something with yourself…for your “ART”….

The takeaway is that they do these riveting movies, to get the hype, to close bigger deals….like being in the AVENGERS…a role that has no acting merit…it’s just fucking porno for nerds…and she’s not even that hot.

So girl, like a whore, is in the acting game for exposure and money…

Acting isn’t an art – it’s a lie – and this costume makes bitch look silly.

That’s all I have to say about that..