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2017

03

Oct

Delilah Hamlin Hot in a Magazine of the Day

Delilah Hamlin is the celebrity daughter of celebrities who are barely celebrities but more porno looking face injected bitches from Aaron Spelling type shows, that are historically one step away from a porno set, and that step is on camera fucking…

Lisa Rinna…her mom…taught this young hot thing well, and like all the other social media girls before her, she’s on some hustle to be a bikini model from instagram and I encourage it because she’s young, hot, an skinny…

She’s not yet a Kardashian, but we can assume the mom’s ego is pushing for it, becuase all these 90s Hollywood type are keeping up with the joneses and proving that they can fame whore better than any Kardashian can…now that they’ve seen the light..

You see the Kardashians are the first to the plate, they paved the way, but not he real good DNA is gonna start pushing through..

You know the actual hot chicks with hot parents who were successful without porn carerrs..

Even though her mom’s career was pretty porn….TO SEE HER MOM’S PUSSY CLICK HERE

I’m a fan of all going on here…I may have posted them before, but I’ll post them again

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2017

03

Oct

Monica Lewinsky Erotica of the Day

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There is nothing hot about Monica Lewinsky….but there is everything hot about her being a naughty intern who sucked the president’s cock, who was a married President, and who publicly admitted to being fucked by a cigar, in what was an era of no instagram, when whores pretended they weren’t whores, and where getting naked for the world, or posing with your magic wand vibrator with a clever empowering quote about how it is better than any man – wasn’t a thing..

In the era of Lewinsky, the mistresses, the young eager girls willing to do anything for the man in power, the fame whores who would stick all kind of things in their asses, were secretive about it…

So in a lot of ways, this girl was a revolutionary…an innovator…a leader in women power…far more womanly and empowering to women than humanoid Hilary could ever be….

And for that…we celebrate an old and fat version of her, that’s really not all that worse than she was back when she sucked Bill’s Clinton’s Dick..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

03

Oct

Karreuche Tran Tight Pants Ass of the Day

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Karreuche Tran is one of those beat up by Chris Brown Chicks…who has a far better ass that Rihanna, you know trade in the billionaire popstar from the Islands with an ego, who went nuts on you, forcing you to beat her up because you’re a fucked dancing sold by your parents closet case homosexual girls like to fuck…..with the hot ass girl who isn’t a a billionaire…or really known…other than being one of Chris Brown’s chicks…but who now gets work and drives a Maseratti thanks to being Chris Brown’s chick…because take some shit, and get paid motherfucker…

I don’t find battered wife erotica appealing at all. Even if girl did it to get famous. One could argue that Rihanna really blew up after she got beat up, while Chris Brown fell off.. I am more the kind of guy who like girls who can’t stand me, who disgust me, and with some coaxing end up having sex with me, because I am just that charming and into challenges, but am normally too lazy for challenges…

I do know dudes who are really into being aggressive with women, caging them, owning them, typical weirdo behavior…and I know women who are into that…

But I do not know anyone who is into bruising women, hitting women, and beating women, and any dude who does like seeing that, or is into doing that …. should be taken out back and shot…

Under any and no circumstance should a woman ever be hit or aggressed by a dude, it’s just not right..

But she does have a great ass..and I do like great ass..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

03

Oct

Emily Osment Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

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I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened…

Because TITS get hits, and people love tits, so showing up to the party with tits, will distract people enough from your face to know you see dead people…

I will not believe he is still around and not Emily until he does Dancing with the Stars like Malcolm in the middle.

Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW

2017

03

Oct

Alexis Ren Fully Strategic Naked of the Day

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Alexis Ren posted a nude pic, that isn’t a nude pic at all, because the nude pic has no vagina in it, even though she’s not wearing clothing, no clothing, but I can’t see the cunt, but knowing the photographer saw her exposed pussy is a magical reminder that you’re a fucking failure…and that your life doesn’t deserve some low level girl with high level follower count from 4 years of being half naked, now full naked.

This is pretty aggressive, but her body is so rocking, she should be naked and we should be allowed to see, but the cock tease of the rockin’ body is still good internet marketing tactics.

I know if I was a top tier brand, this would be a girl I’d want to hire because I know she’d fuck me for the job.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

02

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s Weird Face in a Bikini Giving the Finger of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini, showing off her little body that looks like it may be a premature baby all grown up, or maybe a mom fed her growth stunting hormones, like all good stage mom’s do, in effort to keep the checks coming in….

I guess she’s also showing off her weird to begin with face that is obviously jacked up with fillers, because someone tricked the women in the world to think jacking up their faces with fillers is a good look…

Make everyone look like cheap porn chicks…why not…make other women feel inadequate for no reason…why not…insecurity leads to sales and keeping the economy rolling…good.

Bikini finger like she doesn’t give a fuck, but she took the time to post it, because we like bikini tops on our popular TV show stars…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

02

Oct

Alicia Keys Nipples of the DAy

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I would have been happy going through life without seeing Alicia Keys in a weird see through bra top, not that I hate see through bra tops, I am all about see through bra tops, and I don’t turn my back on any girl showing her tits, even if they are photoshopped and you can hardly see the massive nipple on the sloppy tit, I take them all in, but there are women I wouldn’t ask for see through pics of if I had any choice in the matter, which I don’t because no one gives a fuck about my opinion on anything – especially not on Alica Keys being a monster piano master with the voice of an angel…showing some titty….which I guess is still better than her normal behavior…it’s just a sign of the times and the collective willingness of woman everywhere, transcending all races and ages and sizes…exposing tit…and we like it..
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Posted in:Alicia Keys|SFW

2017

02

Oct

Rebecca Romijn Posts a Pic of her Body Painted 100 Years Ago of the Day

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Rebecca Romijn Stamos…who is no longer a Stamos….Stamos dropped her and this is what life after John Stamos does to you.

You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, was that even a show, I remember it existing and being shit but did other people ever see it?

She done got old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that at one time she was a hot bikini model…and at another time…she was acting in XMEN or some other comic related movies and nerds love that shit…and you are nerds…so here is her throwback thursday pic..trying to remind you, matter, exist, whatever posting a body painted shot is..

Posted in:Rebecca Romijn|SFW

2017

02

Oct

Ellie Goulding’s Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day

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Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures of her at fashion week wearing a see through shirt rocking an amazing set of tits…hard nipples and good times…that dreams are fucking made of…at least my dreams…because I like tits, see through shirts, hard nipples, I’m old and this is what we consider pornographic…you know pre-throat fucking…a braless girl in a tight sweater was all we ever needed..

I still don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but I remember her being some kind of pop star from the UK, turned hipster or always a hipster, hence the whole fashion week thing, because overpriced made in china by little kids products is so luxurious and exclusive as the fashion brands laugh backstage about how that garbage bag the model is wearing and that they are selling for 20,000 dollars cost them 14 cents to make…those margins…BANANAS…like Ellie Gouldings’ hot hard titty.

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2017

02

Oct

McKenna Keil the Titty Selfie During the Craziest Homicide in American History of the Day

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Everyone’s a fame whore…

My friend Steve sent in this pic of a USC reporter who happened to be at the mass shooting in Las Vegas last night, and knew enough about proper hashtags to get as much attention as she could, like it was her big break, when else would this kind of opportunity arise for her, it was her “Lewinsky” or “Watergate”….breaking story…and chance to get known….

Along with the blood covered selfie was this note that I felt needed to be posted….

Now I admit, I’m as un-PC a dude as you’re liable to find anywhere. In fact, I fully admit, during a sniper attack, I would be smothering that chick (in the name of gallantry) and kneading those enhanced titties like I was prepping dough to make a tasty apple gallette.

As the police were cuffing me, assaulting me and spitting on me wanting to know why I was sexually assaulting that poor young girl and dry humping her to a frenzy in the midst of the greatest homicide in American history, I would simply claim PTSD and say the stress of it all was too much for me, and I cracked and have no memory of it.

The point being, those are some NICE looking plastic fun bags, and I would gladly spooge on them regardless of the time or place, but I’m a degenerate, so this is to be expected
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Is this chick a retard tho? Seriously, is she retarded?? She works in media, and she posts THE most tone deaf selfie we’ve ever seen in our lives?!

Or is this generation simply THAT shallow and amoral that if you have the chance to promote DEM TITS during a worldwide televised mass homicide, you do it! Girl, get to sellin’!…

Word.

Follow her on twitter HERE

Or you can see the uprising in these screenshots:

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