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2017

23

Jun

Ariel Winter is Mad She Got Called Out for Buying Her Houseboy Boyfriend of the DAy

Here is some Ariel Winter defending her boyfriend who everyone but her knows is mooching off her – because he’s likely a homosexual and figures getting in with an A Lister is a good way to get his career off the ground….so maybe she doesn’t pay him an allowance, but I’m sure she pays for everything, she just doesn’t realize it because he’s blinding her with his dick…magical…not really..but funny for sure…these broken girls always think the dudes using them are for real…lucky guys….K-Fed for life..

Here’s is the Ariel Winter – Broken Famous Child Star – in Review

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2017

23

Jun

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pic of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is no longer this crazed mentally unstable, half naked, out of control at least seemingly out of control because it was good for marketing, pop star from Disney…she’s a non-weed smoking sophisticated song writer who wants to be taken seriously, so she’s no longer publicly doing puppet shows with her twat, but instead…just wearing a bikini like a basic white girl…magic…but not really…I prefer seeing the pussy.

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2017

22

Jun

Nina Agdal in a Magazine of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a non model who no one actually cares about but people think she’s important enough to talk about because she was in some A-List shit or maybe it was the A-List shit that was in her….back when she thought she had a chance getting knocked up by LEO…but I am sure he’s more into pegging and got rid of her when he realized that her broad shoulders and sheer size of not just her forehead but all of her…didn’t come with a dick….you know Romance..

Other than Leo, she’s been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit….every year for a long time since she’s old and tired…and I guess she got some work..and she is still going probably hoping to get another chance with a rich guy to know her up – as that is what they are all about…these “bikini” models…this is the last HURRAH….

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2017

22

Jun

Gillian Anderson Bikini Pics of the Day

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Gillian Anderson’s husband is looking for her pussy…because I guess when Menopause happens, the VAGINA dies…and dude’s left wondering if being with such a super famous nerd icon is worth it…and maybe she is cool enough to let him get away with fucking younger pussy for fun…who knows, getting old is weird…

Every old married guy I knows bitches that his wife won’t fuck him, not that he wants her to fuck him, and reminisces about getting head and being a sexual deviant in younger years, but traded it all in for prison…which makes no sense…always fuck the young girls willing to fuck you….married or not…we only live once…

That said, here’s Gillian Anderson in a bikini for her creepy pervert fans who still jerk off to her all these years later – even though she wasn’t even that hot on x-files. The world is weird.

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2017

22

Jun

Sarah Hyland – Armpit Fetish of the Day

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I have an armpit fetish…I don’t have a Sarah Hyland fetish…but sometimes one thing overrides the other…and you take the armpit you get…since most girls are shy about their armpits and don’t like broadcasting their armpits unless they are the armpit you don’t want…because it is all hairy and matted from sweat on some pig feminist bitch who wants you to know she’s a real woman because she doesn’t shave…you know a not so silent protest…that should be focused on PUSSY hair..because the bigger the bush the less disgusting the fat feminist bitch is…but the hairier the armpits have a reverse effect..

I’m glad we sorted this out together…

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2017

22

Jun

Ariel Winter – New Day – New Shameless Shorts Jacked Up Her Ass of the Day

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Ariel Winter is really milking her dumpy ass….she’s a big pig in shorts who makes no sense – but she is a self starter and takes it upon herself to call the paparazzi and jack her shorts up her ass for all to see that even 18 year olds can be dumpy as fuck…and that people will still post about her because she’s on TV….she’s an exhibitionist trying to piss off her mom and doing it in the most boring way…I’d rather this be insertion videos, you know putting things on set of Modern Family that the fans are familiar with up her dumpy asshole…like Sofia Vergara’s tits.

This short short thing is just basic, boring, low hanging fruit and all the girls are dressed like this…and they usually don’t have baby bumps from all the craft services they eat on set…

Ariel Winter..is disgusting…and here are her white shorts…too bad she doesn’t get her period inthem to make it all better…

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2017

22

Jun

Demi Lovato Naked in Bed of the Day

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Demi Lovato is laying in bed with her tits out….yet she is covered, because she’s a body positive ambassador and feels hot now that she’s lost a bunch of weight, as most people who lose a bunch of weight feel…even after being all body positive…because the whole body positive is just bullshit and an angle..for these idiots who are too lazy to get fit…

All it took was a breakup to FES from the 70s show dumping her, coupled with some bi-polar disorder, history of addiction and a THICK Neck…seriously…her neck is ridiculous…

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2017

22

Jun

Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is my favorite and not for some creepy fan of her dad way….she is my favorite because she is hot and interesting looking despite her trust fund, her inheritance, her bahama private island or her dad’s private jet…she is hot….irregardless of her dad being Johnny Depp, and sure I liked Edward Scissor hands, Cry Baby, Nightmare on Elm Street and Forrest Gump as much as the next guy, but if his daughter didn’t look like this angel sent from heaven, a ray of light in this dark world, I wouldn’t be on her dick so hard…no homo…clearly she doesn’t have a dick, just look at those tight shorts…no room for dick…it’s a figure of speech you idiot…

Look at that mouth…look at the cameltoe…where the fuck were the paparazzi when we needed them to get butt shots…

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2017

22

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s Loose Fitting Shorts of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel just had a kid, and if you know anything about childbirth, other than the fact that it is totally unnatural even if it’s marketed as being the most natural, hassle that involves a parasite leeching off a woman in her womb. The Worst…

Not to mention, cumming inside a girl is the fucking best, but there is always that whole leading to a life of hell and imprisonment, thanks to her parasite negatively impacting your existence….good things can’t be risk free……that would be wrong…

That said, if you know anything about childbirth, it’s that the pussy gets destroyed as fuck…and for that reason and that reason alone, Candice can’t bang her baby daddy, or wear tight fitting knickers that close to the stitches…and if that’s not hot to you…you probably aren’t human…get out of here Russian Spam Bot.

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2017

22

Jun

That Dude Lea Michele Butt in Her Own Shirt of the Day

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Lea Michele posing slutty always confuses me but then I think of most transgender prostitutes I know – and they are all exhibitionists who play up the whole femininity thing because they are basically a parody of women….you know putting on an act the way they think women should behave, only to not offend women in the process because if you make it a political issue, all these feminists let you into their bullshit club..

But the truth is that no matter what Lea Michele does…she will never get her period…because she doesn’t have a uterus and TESTICLES can’t bleed after the scars from cutting them off heal…

So Lea Michele wearing her own shirt because no one bought the shirts..so she’s got a warehouse full…in a slutty shoot is just weird but more importantly a representation of all the waste in the world…..no one needs this shit…

But as a sidenote, I feel her pain, I have boxes of SWEATSHOP SHIRTS that no one buys…..

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