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2017

06

Jun

Bella Thorne Tongue and Nipple Ring of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such a seductress…

She’s a exhibitionist who puts herself out there – as naked as possible…she gives off the vibe that she fucking loves every second of it and probably masturbates to it…you know…like a real exhibitionist…

She’s also some candy coated vanilla Disney chick who finally found naughty…and loves it…

At least her love for her nipple ring is true and real, because she has nothing else to love, deep rooted issues from her parents not loving her…..

It’s just a nipple ring, and nipple rings aren’t a big deal, but Bella Thorne loves showcasing it – like it’s a thing to her and I appreciate that even if it’s not a big deal to everyone else in the world…it is to her…because she’s been controlled her entire youth.

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2017

06

Jun

Iggy Azalea Weird Fake Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s ass is fucking jacked up….

I realize that a specific demographic of dudes loves this shitter, but what the fuck am I looking at. It’s so freakish and abnormal, like she’s fat but she’s not fat, all at the same time, and then the part where she is fat is all lumpy and terrifying, which I guess is just another lie – like pretty much everything about her, her career, her “personal brand”, her “rapping” and everything about it….

This is just weirdness….you can probably masturbate to….because I believe in you.

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2017

06

Jun

Bregje Heinen Sexy Topless of the Day

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One of my most heated and romantic love affairs was short lived and with a dutch hooker…who was engaged to some architect and who didn’t charge me any money – but insisted on having me in her ass for whatever reason…a reason I went along with because that’s what you’re supposed to do when a girl asks you to fuck her up the ass…

The only think that was semi vile about my romantic love affair with a dutch engaged to be married to another man hooker…was when she’d say dirty things to me in her native dutch language and it sounded like Bregje Heinen…a hack, a cough, throat cancer from HPV, who knows…but it’s not sexy..

The nice thing about Bregje Heinen is that you don’t really ever need to hear her name, or listen to her speak because she’s a titty model and they usually come in pictures for you to come to.

It all works out in the end…except for your life…that shit doesn’t workout at all.

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2017

06

Jun

Carmen Electra Big Tits of the Day

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It’s kind of fun watching Carmen Electra expire…

It’s like those experiments you do in elementary school, no not on the kids you fucking creep, the ones where you take food and put it in a jar and you watch it rot, whether in your locker or for a lame science fair class…

It’s seeing the effect of plastic surgery melt away, age weirdly, and still think it’s hot because the tits are big, her body fit, and her entire existence has been based upon this..

Carmen Electra….research project….I’m into.

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2017

06

Jun

Britney Spears Performing is Erotic of the Day

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Britney Spears is a fetish….

I am not entirely sure if I am into Britney Spears because she’s some pop star icon from the 90s that I’ve seen grow up, fall apart, then pull herself togetehr…or if I just find her fit mom body kind of hot…or if I just like a girl who has been exploited by her parents so hard that they forced her to have a breakdown only to get possession of her like she is some kind of commodity…and she is…because she makes them all a lot of money and they can’t let it die, so instead they just brainwash and brainwash her not so bright mind into thinking this is what she likes to do…modern day slavery…child prostitution human trafficking shit…but the multi million dollar dancing monkey version..

It’s weird…it’s hot…I a like it.

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2017

06

Jun

Cleavage at the CFDA of the Day

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But….at least she brought her cleavage, as did Heidi Klum, Suki Waterhouse, Josephine Skriver and Martha Hunt…

All very important people sucking up to the Fashion Designers who hire them and make them relevant in this very very vapid industry and world we live in.

Magic, but not really.

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Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

05

Jun

Rat Cow Messy Ass Grab of the Day

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Rat Cow had a friend grab her ass in some mud bath – leaving hand prints on her ass – for her social media that I am blocked on…

Because that’s just the kind of shameless whore, using her friends as props to get pervert fans to watch her feed and jerk off to her. It validates her, it helps her grow her channels, and ultimately allows her to polarize her existence to be more than just a titty model, but rather a fashion icon, or a socialite or who the fuck knows, I just know bitch is getting paid HEFTY for all her brand deals….so the scam, the great tits, the casual ass slaps…all work for her…and I am sure some of you wish you worked for her…cleaning her panties with your mouth or some shit…

I think she’s overrated, not that great, but she’s also not that bad either, she obviously knows this is all a joke – her career, instagram, the checks, just cash em when you can…

I think she’s the fucking worst, but I like knowing she has had sex with directors and actors for her movie roles, I find that funny.

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2017

05

Jun

Kendall Jenner Panty Flash of the Day

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Despite the wishes of her mom, the pimp who raised her to be the whore that she is, Kendall Jenner wore panties to flash the paparazzi.

Her mom / or one of her mom’s, the one with the dick turned into a pussy, was pushing for the no panties, but Kendall knew that just came from pussy envy, since he didn’t have a natural pussy, and if he did, he wouldn’t actually show it to everyone like his mangled dick, he would instead be secure in the pussy and keep it to himself….

The other mom just sees this as missed media opportunity, it’s like the time a dick needs to be thrown into the mix to fulfill the storyline she has crafted…but Kendall is rebelling, and we’ll just have to deal with PANTY flash.

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2017

05

Jun

Selena Gomez New Face Who This of the Day

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Selena Gomez looks like a typical broken rich kid, Disney Kid, brat having an identity crisis, it happens when you have no childhood, and you’re sold to this terrible vapid and disgusting money grubbing industry, learning that you are a commodity at a young age, and that there is no real value to you or your opinion, just dance monkey dance, get paid…and as long as you perform – you get treated nicely, but not because of who you are or your personality, but because it’s a business model…

It’s enough to make a girl get LUPUS, develop a drug addiction, go to REHAB, cancel a tour and fuck big black dick to piss off BIEBER…or whatever it is she was doing when she did that…

She’s a hustler, an earner, a coddeled, entited cunt, that gets filled with big black cock…and she seems to have a new face, or some lip injections as these INSTAGRAM people do….not so hot, but porny which works.

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She Also Has Nipples…..

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2017

05

Jun

Nicole Kidman Legs in Instyle of the Day

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Nicole Kidman’s ROBOT legs were in a magazine – because I guess she’s super famous and promoting some bullshit she acts in – as that is what she is programmed to do and will remain doing until someone hacks her software or forgets to plug her in to charge her battery…

That means that after the apocalypse, when all humanity is on some ship circling the earth they destroyed thanks to TRUMP, Nicole Kidman, the Tom Cruise wife-bot, and mother to his adopted kids, since you can’t breed robots yet….the technology just isn’t there, not even in secret Scientology labs….

But after the apocalypse, she’ll just be cycling in circles or in front of her mirror….reading scripts over and over…or trying to clap like she’s at the award shows…wigging the fuck out…because that’s what robots do…

The whole thing is super weird…

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