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2017

03

Mar

Lena Dunham – Disgusting Attention Seeking Troll of the Day

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I like to start my day off with disgusting…

Lena Dunham is the worst kind of troll. Not because she’s a privileged rich kid who managed to get herself a TV show. Not because she’s a fucking hypocrite who found a hook and people use as some sort of authority. Not because she’s a body positive, understands she’s ugly piece of shit. Not because she fingered herself in bed next to her sister, or spread her sister’s vagina open when she was one year old. Not that she cried rape after waking up next to a dude she went home with, not remembering what happened…because she’s constantly angling or connecting with the feminists, the social justice warriors, the rape culture bullshit and all that really irritating shit….because she can spin it and monetize it…get attention for it…and generate her own little army… She’s not even the worst because of her writing, her politics, her annoying never shut the fuck up, hangs with Taylor Swift…tries to get more and more famous daily…

She’s the worst because she gets naked all the fucking time and thinks it’s ok, because she’s a narcissistic ego who thinks she’s the best, and her body, although naked….is worth being seen….and I think she’s one of the main people who gets naked who I don’t want to see naked…and I usually like seeing even the most disgusting things naked….

Well she got a Rihanna inspired “Woman Shield” by a “woman” because “woman power”…even though it’s her first time getting a tattoo from a woman….proving yet again she’s a fucking lie…that should put her damn shirt on….

This was her caption…


This is my first original piece by a female tattoo artist and it felt sacred and cool and she didn’t chide me for copying @badgalriri’s placement.

Let’s hope he experiences real pain to cry over one day soon….and if I had people reading the site and commenting I’d ask for suggestion on how you’d want to see her die…

What a fucking pile of last week’s kitchen waste…the worst….

If you’re more interested in seeing her spirit animal – Rihanna – Accepting some Humanitarian award CLICK HERE

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2017

02

Mar

Bella Thorne Topless and Transparent Nipples Sticking Her Tongue Out in Bed of the Day

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Bella Thorne finally posted up some tits to her snapchat, which was barely her tits but still her tits….thanks to being a ginger has transparent nipples….good thing she got a nipple ring so that you can find what you’re looking for….

I’ve banged girls with see through nipples before and one of them had inverted nipples…so there was like nothing there…closes thing to a barbie doll ever…not as magical as you’d expect…since I like nursing…

I really would have preferred her big topless reveal to be more iconic, exciting, and not lying down – so that I can see how perky her youthfulness is….laying down is the 50 year old tactic to look less like her nipples are knees….are Bella Thornes tits just push up bras…the LIES…i need TRUTHS…

I’m having a hard time looking past her gangrene chest….because skin rash on sensitive skins that get all rashy….makes shit a little less erotic….in what is hardly erotic…but is more a young girls like people seeing their nipples – desexualizing them – but not for you – cuz you’re a pervert…and so am I…

I guess we should celebrate these young girls – and their youthful tits in bed with friends showing tits…

Edgy…

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2017

02

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Did Lui Magazine of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin gets the hang with the cool kids, I mean that has been her whole tactic her entire career – that is hardly a career and is more a rich and famous dad – putting her in the same location as other rich kids in LA…..

NOW she is part of the exclusive crew of girls – who are “legit” models naked in a porn magazine that re-branded as a naked model site and it works…people post the fuck out of these pics – because we like when models are naked, but also when rich kids trying to be models are naked, and when anyone is fucking naked…and I get to look because naked is wonderful….

I didn’t find all the pics yet, so I can’t tell if she’s got a pussy with a clit that looks like it’s sticking it’s tongue out at us….knowing her – she probably didn’t put the pussy out there, her parents are christians…that’s not how Christians do things, instead they act like vapid money grubbing superficial and narcissistic cunts…showing off their naked or half naked bodies for more followers than JESUS…because they are the mesiah…in their minds…and it feels good when they have everything else in their life…

Here are her pics…NOT naked….because she’s a fucking scam and does everything wrong.

Here’s some of her social media insta stories to let you into how big of a useless cunt she is….

A Quote from her momma…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Mischa Barton is Thirsty – GET HER SOME WATER of the Day

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WOW….girl must have lost her mind- or must be out of money – or must be desperate for some media attention so she’s stripping down into a bikini…and really, crazy or drugged out or not…she looks fucking awesome…

She’s been fat, she’s been half dead, she’s been a fucking mess for so fucking long…and seeing her doing such a low level campaign makes me think I have a chance of mananging her – or at least promising her great things that she’ll believe because she’s at rock bottom…and if this is rock bottom…I’m into it…becauase she looks fucking awesome, is humbled….imagine having been on a TV show and this is your life…HILARIOUS…

She’s either photoshopped to shit, botoxed to shit, or just bloated and I love it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Scarlett Johansson in Ghost of a Shell Poster of the Day

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Blockbuster queen, who probably should have been left doing low budget Indie movies, instead of becoming this massive star who can’t act….is still a fetish to dudes everywhere who just find her really hot, a natural beauty, amazing…all because they can’t get over the past and move the fuck on…

She’s old, she’s not a hot young actress I want to see doing anything hot or young, and yet she’s booking blockbusters…like Ghost of a Shell or whatever the fuck this is, it’s nerd videogame shit that I don’t really understand or care to understand…

I just know that the shell is whatever they are trying to present at SCARJO….it’s seems like CGI, you know, turning her into some kind of videogame…because the mom aged, too rich and famous to give a fuck, movie companies trying to fill seats using names…doesn’t look anything like this…I mean..it looks like a fucking cartoon, which is also something you jerk off to so – let’s merge it all together and have some Cartoon Johansson for the real socially awkward weridos…right…

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Ashley Graham Doing the Baywatch is the Funniest Shit Ever of the Day

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DUDE…..BRO….HOMEBOY….this is hilarious..

I mean fat girls pretending to be models is hilarious on it’s own….even funnier…fat girls pretending to be baywatch girls…I mean in the 90s…this shit would be fucking passed around and viral and the fat girls so happy to be part of the joke – because it was the only way they’d get work…throw a fat chick in a bikini – PUNCHLINE….

OR….throwing the fat girl out there for the black dudes who love fat chicks, even more when they are white….like Ashley Graham’s husband…it’s the only body that fits their big black dicks…and it’s some baseline human instinct that they can breed…but the problem with that black guy loving white fat chicks…is it gives them ego…

Leading to Ashley Graham, who is an actual model, paid lots of money to be a fat chick, like “eat more, we need to relate to America”….despite it being proven to kill and the WORST message ever. It’s like if your friends jump off the bridge, jump with them to sell them product…

So her career..is a legit thing, a fucking joke to me, but a legit thing…that she is milking and not just because she wants every last drop of anything caloric…but because why the fuck not..cash in

But it’s still hilarious…but her ass is pretty fucking wonderful and part of me wants to reverse birth myself…into her womb and I’d fit….

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Bella Hadid – Tranny? Naw..She’s too Big of a Cunt of the Day

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I’ve seen her tits, but haven’t seen her pussy, and until I do…I’m calling tranny.

These rich people are freaks….and their parents would go as far as to turn their little boy into a girl to get her famous as fuck – without releasing their dirty little rich person secrets….

Here she is on the RUNWAY with her sister looking like pure tranny shit..

But she’s probably not a tranny, but rather just some brat who gets her face injected with shit at 20….not realizing she’s going to look like a fucking monster by 40….if she lives that long and doesn’t die of a drug overdose from this glam life, broken childhood, and lame existence…that she thinks is so fucking cool cuz it’s all fancy and shit…

GARBAGE….

She’s in France….with a bunch of other rich cunts that people will say are part of the zeitgeist…because the masses….with other rich kids, Jenners, Baldwins and that Big Busty Cami Marrone chick…

So here they are at bottle service….being all edgy….

Kendall getting her ass slapped….

While Hailey’s SUcking Phone like cock…

This is what the kids look up to, rich cunts getting richer, being VIP…the world is fucking doomed…

Here’s GIGI HADID’s nipple on the RUNWAY because she’s a legit model….doing legit model things….like walking on the runway showing some nipple…that I don’t think deserves it’s own post…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

02

Mar

Selena Gomez Still Lives Round Up of the Day

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I randomly ended up on Selena Gomez’s instagram page despite having forgotten her existence, even though she’s the most followed slut on instagram….

I forgot she existed after the rehab…and has a hard nipple, no bra, probably breast implant, in a tank top…rocking a Botoxed face, looking kinda hot, in a broken rich girl who has mental issues thanks to being a puppet to finance her parents, coddled by everyone around her…..

Your favorite thing about little Selena is that she fills the void and her vagina with massive penis…that breaks her soul, sends her to rehab, because she’s pretty fucking broken…GOOD TIMES..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Androgynous Lesbian Gender Bending Kristen Stewart in a Thong and Pantyhose for V Magazine of the DAy

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Kristen Stewart, the Lesbian actress who has been pretty fucking boring and not hot throughout her career, but where she had serious fame from Twilight….and this lesbian coming out thing has giving her a little depth to her already dull existence…mainly cuz she bangs a Victoria’s Secret opportunist model..Stella Maxwell..

I guess this is the new generation of dyke, maybe the hormones in the food, where the bull dyke era of Rosie O’Donnell lesbian is over, we are in a hip era of no gender, no sexuality, where where Lesbian or any sexuality is trend and cool….SoLesbians don’t have to ride motorbikes or wear construction boots and flannel…they don’t need to have asymmetric hair cuts, looking like David Bowie, like Kirsten Stewart but it’s bonus…but it cant be an identity crisis, or maybe it’s a no identity, don’t label me, rich girl weirdness…and who cares…she’s in a thong and pantyhose and not fat….works for me…

So these lesbians, are not the ready rip off any penis that comes their way type lesbian of the past….because they hate penis…this is hollywood lesbian…and it’s not all that lesbian…but rather sex tape I’d want to watch cuz she bangs stella Maxwell lesbian…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…it’s still worth watching pussy rub together…like they are trying to start a friction fire…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Britney Spears Great Outfit for Social Media of the Day

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Britney Spears is magical…and walking her do fitness because her handlers don’t like her fat….they want her strong and capable of performing daily….allowing them to further cash in on what they’ve already cashed in on time and time again….pushing her 40s…all strong, and muscular if you like healthy, fit and medicated…still earning….but some of us, like me, prefer when they crack, end up broke, strung out, and singing their hit songs from the late 90s in karaoke bars…where they also suck dick for rent money in the bathroom….

You know the winning stories…are often the least funs and Britney’s ups and downs could have ended with more downs, not some rock hard ass I want to chip my tooth on like I’m k-fed trying to cash in…right…

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