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2016

06

Dec

Stella Maxwell for Love Magazine of the Day

This is just so fucking stupid…..

It’s a little Stella Maxwell trying to seduce someone she calls Daddy, while referring to herself as mommy, in what is somehow inspired by the Wolf of Wall Street, because why not…and the script because I watched the whole thing, that left me feeling empty and alone and in a world of very lazy content production, doing the bare minimum, evoking zero fucking emotion or excitement, pretty much inspired with low grade, low budget porn…but pretending it is FASHION….as she discusses throwing away all her panties and spreading her pussy in short skirts…for “daddy to look at but not touch”…like some kind of temptress..

What she doesn’t tell you is about the herpes outbreak, that the panties irritate, because that’s how you get into Victoria’s Secret and this “it girl”…who only they really think they are “it girls”…the media is just lazy and figures use the people already doing shit..so that no one actually puts anything good out there…

I prefer which their theme is Christmas, since it’s Christmas….because whatever this is, is just weak..I’m not a hater, I just see shit when I see shit..

I post shit because my site is shit and I’m even lazier than these people out there producing shit…because shit…why bother when shit is so celebrated…

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2016

05

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Magic of the Day

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Bella Thorne looks good in these self produced – half naked by the pool in her bikini for social media pictures that are slutty enough to get attention – or to make those of us who follow her because she’s a hot half naked 18 year old – really appreciate her for her talent and her trolling of the world.. because her body is totally amazing and skinny in a world polluted with so much obesity..

She seems like she’s slipping more and more into a terrible, drug addict, messy place…and I like it…because it’s not like she’s a relevant actress, she’s really just an instagram bitch who acted first and does this because it’s what actually matters….none of these girls who have made it historically were talented or inspiring…it’s all dog shit, recycled year after year…so stick to what matters..which is this kind of shit…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Ariel Winter’s Big Tits at an Event of the Day

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Ariel Winter from TV, a network TV, a device that uses the same screen as your NETFLIX, but for old people, with shows that are laid out according to a schedule some asshole executive decides…like a fascist that is just trying to sell commercials…on a platform that charges you monthly fees…even though it will just syndicate its shows on the internet…hoping someone sees their overpriced garbage…

I dont watch SITCOMS, I hate anything newer than 1986, but I guess Ariel Winter got a fanbase of creeps into fat chicks with tits who go through puberty….and she’s just milking that shit like the cow that she looks like she is….you know if you’re going to run with a concept…like milking…you might as well go all out…

Here’s another picture from her social media – titty grinding…for her friend’s birthday…young slutty fun…

Here’s a TOPLESS video / gif of her gyrating…because a day is not complete without Ariel Winter…the porker..who doesn’t want to be called fat – despite being fat…

Oh and here’s a picture from a photoshoot she did in a magazine where she said she doesn’t want to be called fat…

Look I’m like an Ariel Winter fan club and I’m not even a fan! I think she’s garbage, and I’m surprised I even know who she is, it’s pathetic, but I’m such a great contributor to society with posts like this that I call “follow her on instagram – replace me”

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Maisie Williams Topless for Facebook of the Day

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Maisie Williams was topless on Facebook, but she decided to not put her nipples forward, because she’s mean, conservative, possibly saving something for when she’s not at the top of her fucking career and needs to throw something out there to get some attention – as titty pics go…and I’ve never done a post on her before…this is new to me, fresh waters…or fresh meat would be more approrpriate…even though anyone, even 19 year olds from the UK are not fresh meat the second they enter very famous hit TV shows…that would go against how I’ve always thought these girls get cast for things because they are interchangeable…and she’s capable and willing to post this kind of content of herself for no money or really anything…it’s just facebook…making her willing to do so much more behind closed doors…at least that’s my theory…

This is so wild and crazy, like a UK Glamour model, but from TV…what would the Queen say about this naughty behavior…I bet she’d be disappointed…She’s on my money and that’s what I say to every stripper I get lap dances from…..”if the queen knew where here face was being inserted, she’d probbaly be offended, oh and sorry for the UTI you’re going to get from this, it probably won’t be that bad with all your other antibiotic resistant infections in your cunt….if I decide to actually pay them….because I am mean to sex workers…I treat them like prostitutes…I wonder why..oh right…

I don’t understand women or why they want to get naked on the internet – but I am glad they do…

Posted in:Maisie Williams|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Mutant 18 year old Kylie Jenner and her body that was built in their creepy family plastic surgery basement….where they take body parts from random dead animals and ex boyfriends these women burn through – and staple it to their faces so that they look like instagram filters because that’s how they sell protein powder….and other bullshit that they make too much money off – because the world is ridiculous and love fucking followers…

If you’re more interested in the skinny Jenner – who has less weird mutant plastic surgery…but still has work done and is the worst fucking human ever…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Butt Shot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney was at a club, where she’s trying to get her ass some attention…. where she’s trying to get her ass out for the world to see and – because she’s more than just tits…I feel like we should encourage all girls who are tits – to alway put their ass out there – in efforts to force us into realizing that are more than just tits…even if the ass isn’t as good as the tits…it’s still more substance to an otherwise vapid cunt…

Speaking of Vapid cunt, maybe she should also throw in some vapid cunt, or filled cunt, I mean show us your skills instagram model…show us what you’re capable of…

Here she is on the beach….because this is what she does…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Morena Baccarin for GQ Mexico of the Day

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Morena Baccarin is some brazilian turned actress who was on some shit called Firefly… she’s also been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and that makes her a fucking hero to in the nerd world…a place you want to be a hero if you’re an average looking actress now she’s in GQ Mexico…giving all the nerd boner…like that’s even challenging – nerds get boners just talking to a girl at the drive thru…

So this is what socially awkward nerd icons do when trying to self promote – beacause everyone needs to self promote and for some reason I think it’s worth posting – when there’s so many other things going on – like alleged demi lovato pussy…

Posted in:Morena Baccarin|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is supposed to be from Canada, but she’s in a bikini, which is something that I don’t think Canadians are legally allowed to do in their Igloos, but maybe things change when they escape the ice wall….not that she’s a real Canadian, she’s from Eastern Europe – and Canada just hands out passports to young harlots…who end up in LA on VAMPIRE shows for kids for pervert dudes who like girls on TV….

Rumor has it she has herpes…but that wouldn’t stop you from smearing her onto your face…because when nerdy weridos get excited for a girl…they go for it….because one second of goood times with a famous bitch no one’ ever heard off is worth a lifetime of itchy scabs on your dick

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day

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I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her…

But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her….

All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face…

I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN…

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Posted in:Audrina Patridge|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Mariah Carey’s Christmas Erotica of the Day

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Mariah Carey really fucking loves her tits….I guess she loves herself…and her tits are part of herself…or maybe her tits are the only thing she feels confident or happy about…who knows…I just know that her “docu series” which is code for reality show – but no one wants to admit they are famewhores trying to get a lot of attention from – was on TV last night and my neighbor made me watch it…it was a solid minute and a half before we both turned that shit off…cuz tits…old tits….mom tits…annoying self involved rich and tacky tits.. will never be good enough or that good to make me watch the tits speak and live…in a staged bullshit way..

But I will watch them sing Christmas Songs…tis the fucking season…