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2016

05

Dec

Love Magazine’s Christmas Continues of the Day

I have been posting Love Magazine daily video for Christmas forever, they’ve moved it to their Youtube channel because I guess people were just ripping off the videos and Youtube strategy makes sense, it works for so many youtubers, why have a site when you can just give content to the internet in exchange for google money…

NOT THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THAT…

You care about tits, and the magazine consistently brings some of the most popular mainstream people to their “editorial”….people who get into tabloids and get talked about – because it generates some buzz for them – so they go all out..

I just find it pandering for likes – USE THE POPULAR KIDS who we can’t quite figure out why they are even popular – but blame the internet….

So here are a few of their high concept “art”….pieces that are obviously really just a tactic to get views – everyone only cares about getting views…

Day 3 – Rita Ora Topless and Dancing with herself…

Day 4- Irelend Baldwin Monster

Day 5- Kendall Jenner – But At Least She’s Tall and Skinny Looking – Because The Other Kardashians are fucking Monsters

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2016

05

Dec

Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day

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Kate Upton’s been working out….or maybe she just wants you to think she’s been working out because she calls the paparazzi the occasional times it happens….but she does look better that she used to because I guess she was tired of being called fat…body shaming works….

I guess being with a pro athlete, if you consider baseball a sport, and being a working titty model who doesn’t fit into the standard sizes for brands, made it pretty rough out there, you know because brands like girls the media talks about, and the media talked about her tits, because dudes love tits…because big tits are a lot of fun….especially on 18 year olds, who eventually turn 20 something and her shit slows the fuck down, thanks to metabolism….but she’s taking life by the balls…and hitting the gym…but her broad back, and her big square ass…something I guess her Grandfather’s who created WHIRLPOOL – money can’t really fix…but look at those upper thighs battling each other…it’s almost better than looking at her big sloppy tits…at least to explain how money can buy a career….because this shit wouldn’t fly with any poor Russian model Brad Cooper was trying to fuck….they have strict standards to adhere by…rich American bitches, as long as they got tits…it’s good…

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2016

05

Dec

Hayden Pannetiere is Back of the Day

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Shitty mom Hayden Panettiere spent a day on the beach with her kid, she also went to an event, with her baby daddy, possible husband, really tall Russian boxer who makes visualizing their sex entertaining….that’s how they made the babies…7 foot tall athlete on mini human….in a weird fucking fetish…

Well she’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it woman always create issues…especially entitled rich person whining about the depression of having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and it only gets worse, but thankfully, you are rich, a coddled baby who was raised by a trashy plastic surgery ridden soap star, you can take yourself out of your life and kick it at some resort with other rich people….who are self involved whiners blaming their drug use on “disease” or whatever…and do therapy to try to find meaning…

So here’s some Hayden Panettiere….the midget from Hollywood people jerked off to – but I’d rather see the breeding process…because I like couples fucking…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2016

05

Dec

Madonna’s Old Lady Ass is a New Ass in an Awkward Performance with Ariana Grande of the Day

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Madonna and Ariana Grande were at Art Basel, where they attempted to connect with what they feel is actual art, you know since they have been calling themselves artists fro their entire lives, but they are actually just dog shit, they are puppets that are used to sell product, who realize if they say they are art – and not actually ripping off art – or exploiting and shitting on art, then the people will believe, because people are fucking idiots…

I mean that is assuming art actually exists, I know whenever I am faced with anyone who calls themselves an artist, they seem to be empty people trying to prove themselves to have some kind of purpose or vision – they need to share with the world – like self involved instagram models, only they can draw…

Which is convenient – because Art Basel is a place where artists, celebs and instagram models merge – and come together at exclusive miami night clubs…

It is safe to say that the only real art on display was Madonna and Arianna Grande dancing awkward, and I fucking love awkward dancing…but instead it was Madonna’s new ass implants…

She’s 58 years old, and I guess willing to continue making a weird spectacle of herself, it is what she does and what makes her feel complete…the 58 year old trying to be a kardashian or some shit, instead of just being old and expiring madonna….she’s trying to be hot…and it’s so weird…that it is hot to me…

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2016

02

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Slip of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a Brazilian model, best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret. She’s 35 years old and a mom but still brings it and by it – I mean her vagina sneaking out of the panties – that I doubt are even Victoria’s Secret panties – since those cause yeast infections – even if this is for the Victoria’s Secret after party – because it’s got a mind of it’s own, or maybe it’s exploded with all the babies – all over the fucking place – because that’s how sugar baby model vagina works…it explodes….I read it on a fake news site…

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2016

02

Dec

Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day

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I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus….

I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME…

Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK….

This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing…

I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists…

But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke…

That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not..

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

02

Dec

Emma Stone Irritates me but Not as Much Fallon of the Day

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I accidentally watched this last night – because my neighbor has a digital antennae and wanted to show me that you don’t need those pesky cable bills to get network TV – like it was still the 50s-80s – when commercials financed the shit, before they realized they could charge monthly fees on top of commercials to finance the shit, and more interestingly product placement within the shows that are already being funded by commercials and monthly fees – because hollywood and entertainment is a scam…

Anyway, it was nice to see the fall of the traditional TV model, all the ads were pharma, and that means the only people watching are 90s, and I guess it made me happy knowing that the internet fucking won…even though these big companies are just as evil, just as crazy controlling, and just as capable of making sites like mine die…

BUT THAT’s ok….

So Emma Stone was on the show and after Fallon sucked her fucking dick so hard, like uncomfortable fan boy because he’s a annoying pansy with a show designed for social media – they played a childish school yard games people relate to because they are vapid and empty as he does – because that’s his whole angle and what people expect of him – and I figure there’s a fetish in here somewhere – as Emma Stone re-enacts baby Got back…with her weird mouth that I find disturbing – but not overly offensively disturbing…

Good times…

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2016

02

Dec

Lottie Moss See Through Top of the Day

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Lottie Moss was at some AIDS bullshit event put on by Elton John, even though AIDS is not a death sentence and they’ve apparently found a cure for it…but celebrities still need to come across like they care – not that Lottie Moss is a celebrity – but she is Kate Moss’ sister and Kate Moss is awesome, so anything she does or is connected with, will get where she needs to go…just by association / last name / etc….

So she’s following Kate Moss’ lead, not necessarily because she is as hot as Kate Moss, but I guess is much cleaner, virginal, fresher smelling and looking than Kate Moss, because she hasn’t been through all the cocaine and A-Listers…like a clone re-issued into the world to give us more MOSS, not that the other MOSS has MOSS growing on her TWAT…

Well, she’s not racy, but a titty shirt for an AIDS event is kind funny, because tits are the cause of AIDS in so many tranny brothels in brazil…

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2016

02

Dec

JoJo Levesque in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait from an era of long ago who is no longer jailbait…because she’s old but she was jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….because Americans fucking love under 18 year old girls…

She’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style…of showing your big jailbait that is too old to be jailbait…but that was jailbait tits…that quit when they were at the top to date black guys…bad girl…because the white dudes who were into her – are fucking racists….

TITTIES IN A BRA…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2016

02

Dec

Chelsea Leyland Topless in Miami of the Day

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Chelsea Leyland is some hipster in Miami for Art Basel, where she went topless, because Miami is the topless beach of America – where America can feel Euro – and perverts can go see tits – because the conservatives don’t bring down a good thing – despite being in Florida – which means they are likely jacked up on weird street drugs and walking around half naked trying to eat homeless people after all them bath salts….Florida is a crazy place and Art Basel is the lame, social media model hub, of brushing shoulders with all the celebrities and rich people at exclusive parties that mean nothing – because we live in this weird grey area of what is pop culture…everything is accessible…to everyone….

THAT said, Chelsea Leyland is some DJ…with tits…probably an artist – because every rich kid is an artist – doing the scene hard…while trying to get you hard…with EMPOWERED hipster titties…

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