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2016

02

Dec

Stephen Hawking’s Words of Wisdom for Fat Bitches of the Day

Hey Ashley Graham and other fat models who deal with the “health issues” associated with Obesity, that are scientifically proven to be associated with Obesity, in typical lazy fat person form, by speaking to all the other fat women out there and claiming they are sex, and to own themselves and to not to listen to body shamers. You know a movement of empowered fat chicks who think it’s ok to be fat – and more importantly – think it is ok to be half naked while fat – because for some reason being an exhibitionist to fat chick festishists and other fat chicks is being a strong, powerful woman, and not just because it takes an elephant gun to take you down, but because in your soul you’ve convinced yourself all your fat chick eating is ok…it’s not self destructive and killing you….so get naked it’s a better life…don’t look at the mirror with disgust and think you are fat and should work out because the shamers aren’t your doctor – who are we to judge – just because we know medical research..and what you’re doing is fucking wrong…because our PENISES TOLD US SO…you’re disgusting…

Well…Even Stephen Hawking thinks you’re fat bitch…

She’s in a magazine where she admitted she doesn’t want to be fat – and being fat was just a marketing angle…


“Do I sometimes wish I were thinner? God, in the old days, absolutely I did, but now I feel that to lose weight would be disloyal to myself,” she says. “A lot of who I am is connected to my size, and I am so happy with who I am.”

Graham refuses to credit it all to just being a “pretty face.”

No kidding you’re an icon to fat chicks you idiot…and she’s not even that fat – she works out and Here she is working out – or making a dude lift her – because she knows she hates being fat but loves that it is her angle – that she milks to make her money.

Posted in:SFW|Stephen Hawking

2016

01

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Tongue of the Day

Bella Thorne demonstrating eating pussy – to be a racy little hipster social media girl – who entered this world from the acting side of things – thanks to her family being strategic at selling off the kids to Hollywood…

She does the grey area whoring for attention – that you can’t pinpoint or point and throw dollar bills at – like she’s a stripper…but it’s definitely fetishized as fuck.

If I see a young girl eating pussy in bed – without the other pussy – but clearly just doing tongue tricks like she is eating pussy – because anything for attention – all I am going to think is – how she eats pussy….

Now I don’t know if she’s come out as bi-sexual, but all girls are – and it would make a great storyline for her being an empowered / sexualized girl…catering to the creeps, the perverts, pretending to just be innocent and fun…I’ve seen that porn….over and over…so her strategy makes sense and speaks to my soul…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

01

Dec

Shelley Hennig in a Kiddie Pool in the Shower of the Day

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Shelley Hennig is a reminder that there will always be new pussy to focus on, fixate on, stare at, or even follow on social media….I follow something like 7,000 girls who don’t follow me back on Instagram alone, because I thought “They are kinda hot, worth looking at in their slutty pics, and possibly jerking off to if I am really in the mood to jerk off to some half naked girl, who is often times fully naked in her instagram stories, because that is the world we live in, social media is porn”…..

So this one posted this image, that isn’t hot or erotic or anything, but a reminder that SO many girls will get naked for jokes, for likes, for fame, for fun, because girls are all programmed to be exhibitionists that cater to male erections….PROVE ME WRONG BITCHES..

Now who is this Shelley Hennig…who sin’t famous really, well she’s a 2004 Miss Teen USA, and now 12 years after being a teen, is a Soap Star and CW Series Star, in a show called TEEN WOlf, in Horror movies called OUJIA…like real fucking low level…but still one of a million girls…worth looking at…so thank you human race for being disgusting, but having a gender we are programmed to want to fuck…because it gives life purpose…

Here’s some more of her social media antics..shes got 1.3 million followers…she matters..

I like her…

A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on

Another…

A video posted by Shelley Hennig (@shelleyhennig) on

She’s funny…

Posted in:SFW|Shelley Hennig

2016

01

Dec

Courtney Sixx Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Courtney Sixx is Nikki Sixx’s wife – who is with him for a long and romantic time….and not for the nice houses and the good life and ultimately – who are we to judge their relationship, the foundation of their love affair, how and why they are together…maybe he’s a great guy…the best guy who supports young hot women…not that Courtney Sixx is young or hot but she probably was when she locked him in…and who are we to say she’s just a concert groupie….

What we can judge is why the fuck is she doing staged bathing suit pics for the paparazzi, why can’t these girls be satisfied…why do they need to be so shameless and fame hungry, she’s got a great house, great life, good things going on, a rich dude who probably doesn’t cheat on her that much..yet she wants to be seen, paparazzi, tabloid, style half naked…not looking great…really looking broken…but as a SIXX….asserting herself as a SIXX…even though SIXX isn’t even his real name…because work any angle she’s got…unless this is for their family Christmas card….Rock and Roll…a confusing place.

Posted in:Courtney Sixx|SFW

2016

01

Dec

Christie Brinkley Lookin’ Alright for 100 of the Day

Christie Brinkley keeps things real, by having a ton of plastic surgery done, but at a certain age, like when you’re in your 70s, looking like this, all semi-clown faced, but not overly clown faced, whether we are talking about this ex swimsuit model, or Dolly Parton, or really anyone post menopausal, I fully appreciate, if anything get turned on by their mangled plastic faces, because they are old as fuck and it’s better to cum on a smooth surface than something that looks more like my ball sack.

If you know what I mean…

It’s the teens and twenty year olds filling out their cheeks and lips that offend me….while this one’s a beacon of hope that we will all find a Christie Brinkley of our own…to carry us into retirement, but as someone who has only fucked one woman over 30 and it wasn’t by choice, it was a marriage for convenience situation that meant free rent if I did it, I hope that happens for me, once my fat wife dies prematurely from obesity….but I doubt I’ll be living to 90, the time needed to turn a 29 year old into a 70 year old, who looks like this…so maybe the better strategy is to just keep fucking the under 30 year olds until I die…that way you don’t feel in prison with one bitch…even if that bitch looks like this…

Posted in:Christie Brinkley|SFW

2016

01

Dec

Horse Face / Injected Jacked Up Face Bella Hadid and The Weeknd Rekindled of the Day

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I find it really depressing that the world, myself included, are posting pictures of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, even if I write about calling it out for being the garbage that it is, and that the women, mainly the Kendalls and the Hadids, who aren’t actual models, just are jacked up faced instagram sluts, in the Fast Food version of lingerie…that isn’t even hot to look at…it really isn’t…just go onto instagram and you’ll see 1000s of hotter girls that are less annoying….the level of followers or whether brands like Victoria’s Secret, that are garbage, but rich garbage, endorse them or not is totally irrelevant to whether they get naked, or whether they are hot, and this being some beacon on level of success is just fucking stupid…but all this shit is stupid…we live in stupid fucking times…where nothing has substance and nothing matters…

But the tabloid story is that WEEKND, Canada’s Got Talent winner, with his voice of an angel that the world fell in love with, that has allowed him to break streaming records on Spotify – yesterday alone – with his songs that everyone love…was fucking this Hadid when she was just getting started at coat tail riding her sister….before her horse face looked this weird…and while he was dating her for the tabloids…he was fucking other girls in Canada – who I know….making their whole thing almost as big of a joke as me knowing about their whole thing….and last week they officially broke up…and this week they are on stage together…even though they never actually were together…and people are saying shit like “AWKWARD”…or whatever…when bitch is so empty and soulless awkward doesn’t exist…and homie probably fucked her before and after the show…you know since they’re in paris together and people like to fuck….very fucking dumb story, dumb post, I’d apologize but I’m too busy hating myself for participating…

This is my life…are you fucking kidding…fast food candy coated dog shit…that’s what this is.

Here she is in a see through at the after party…

Here she is in the LOVE calendar bullshit advent calendar nonsense – that I’ve posted every day of december for a decade – where they mooch off various it people of the time

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

01

Dec

Lookin’ Good Kaley Cuoco in the Leather Pants of the Day

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I like to shit on girls…it’s a fetish….but not actual shitting because I am the kind of person, despite being disgusting, I like to pretend that people, all people don’t shit. I try to avoid shit conversations, or walking in bathrooms after people shit, it disgusts me….even when it gets on my dick during anal….I am anti shit….

But here’s Kaley Cuoco looking like shit…even though I don’t the mangled faced 35 year olds who look like clowns…I don’t like this aging process, melting faced – but making 100 million dollars in the next few years…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2016

01

Dec

Hilary Duff is Single with her Hermes Blanket of the Day

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OMG Hilary Duff’s face is all mangled and duck faced like all the other bitches on TV getting fillers…She looks like a Pam Anderson variation of human…where

Hilary Duff likes her Hermes blanket because the logo is an H…and her name starts with an H…OMG…vapid half retards like really simple vain shit…that can allow them to connect with overpriced bullshit product in a personal way…because she’s empty…

Literally empty, because her and her trainer broke up, I thought it was for life…I thought it was real…I thought it was forever….I thought it made babies in her…if dude was smart like Irina Shayk, he woulda made that cum stick….

It’s safe to say that this is an add, but her thick legs and ass, are magical…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

01

Dec

Mangled Face Lohan is Accepting Aging Despite Her Mangled Face of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan has a mangled face. She’s jacked it up with drugs, bad living, self destruction and more importantly fillers and other plastic surgeries that left her looking more like a Kardashian over the last 5 years than a Lohan, and not the good Kardashian…but Bruce Kardashian…

But now she’s gone and accepted her life and her mangled face and the career she’s thrown away with bullshit, delusional statuses like:

It’s about that time to recognise gravity is taking over my upper half (or so to speak) #age #numbers #foreveryoung when you get home. Sit down. Analyse your future & see the wrinkles!

Because it’s good to be a rich spoiled brat…where everyone sucks up to you…so that your botox scars remind you of the aging process as you continue to fade into obscurity – with zero command over your audience that was pretty fucking into you for a long fucking time…convert that shit better you stupid fucking bratty crackhead…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

30

Nov

Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid are Vapid Cunts For a Mall Brand Fashion Show of the Day

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These are two rich girls are disgusting fucking pigs that represent all that is wrong in the world…

They have all the money in the world to live and do anything they want….they have a Palestinian dad who despite the Israeli’s stealing his land like he was a Native America but more Dessert and Arab…who would give them money to do anything they want….whether it’s going to school, becoming scientists, becoming the most educated humans in existence….people who make a difference…who fight for women’s rights…or for other shit that is actually feminist….or even saving sick kids around the world….you know something where they can go off and do good –

But instead they choose to be half naked instagram models…who are both cast to promote some shitty mall brand that makes shitty product in shitty factories in third world countries…that they just sell to the fat middle of the road people….at malls…in the form of an infomercial…that they star in….and it’s all so fucking disgusting, I blame trump…and his lowering of the tax for the 1 percent….so these rich reality show vain pieces of shit can validate themselves with their audiences…in a never having to work, fight or struggle for anything, leaving them with no character, just tits willing to be shown off…in what I feel is them playing make-belief…

I used to watch My Super Sweet Sixteen and it is

Here are some of Fashion Show pics…of Alessandra Ambrsio, Irina Shayk looking like Megan Fox, Bella Hadid looking horse faced, GIGI hadid looking Face Fillered Face, Adriana Lima looking like the Den Mother….and other sluts…like Izabel Goulard all fit as fuck…doing the one job she gets a year…Josephine Skriver looking like she was made in a test tube cuz she was…and Kendall Jenner just take her out back and shoot her like her dad gets shot by loads in his ass….she’s garbage..

Promo model dreams…

SO The fashion show happened – so here’s the bullshit low level informercial before it airs for all your half retards who probably don’t have an internet connection because why else would you watch that shit….there’s so many better things to do with your time – than make garbage made in china brand shit more money….to perpetuate their nonsense…

Lady Gaga is the musical talent because the same basic humans that watch the Super Bowl watch this shit and it’s part of her mainstream mass marketing…and she’s not wearing underwear…cuz she’s punk rock….just check out those tattoos..

Lame Gaga Dance…

Bootleg jenner / hadid / groupie wasn’t invited so she just got slutty for the paparazzi at the airport – knowing she’s jealous and bratty makes it more fun…

Here’s the lingerie…if you can call it that…it’s not hot…i don’t know how anyone could find this hot…all these girls look like garbage to me….

Here’s the instagram round-up….

More….

And videos:

It’s all so repetitive….

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW