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2016

30

Nov

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini Payne Pregnant of the Day

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini is pregnant with One Direction Liam Payne after having been married to a bunch of people in attempts to have the longest fucking name on a British Slag who I guess is romantic who either loves loves or likes to validate fucking random rich guys she’s exposed to – so it’s more than just sex….

At various times in her life as a popstar I’ve looked at and thought- “she’d be a good fuck”….and she’s got the marriage / divorce certificates, the prison tattoos….and now the rich 23 year olds who is 10 years younger than her’s cum stuck to her egg to prove it…because she’s hot…

I don’t like ready to drop, pregnant bitches who despite being rich and famous, seem like trailer trash…even when they are hot…but I like thinking about all the cock she went through to get to this point in her life….and how much more she will get along the way to have the world record name….

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2016

29

Nov

Stella Maxwell, Irina Shayk and Joan Smalls Topless Hugging of the Day

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Here’s some jean company’s straight from 1990s photoshoot that reminds me of some 90s mom who was an 80s model – doing some weird family shoot – that you’d see around the trashy rich people’s houses you’d break into for masturbation material…panty thieving it was a 90s thing….I still have fond memories us…

They used super star scammer Stella Maxwell, hot but she’s had work done while seducing rich men – Irina Shayk, and token black chick so no one calls her racist – Joan Smalls….

It’s uninspiring…it’s boring…and they probably paid a ton of fucking money for it….because that’s how companies do it – tax write off… whatever – here it is anyway…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|JOAN SMALLS|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

29

Nov

Chrissy Teigen In a One Piece of the Day

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Look Chrissy Teigen is a pug faced, monster who has scammed both her husband’s wallet and the mainstream media – that gave her a TV show or at least a job on a TV show because she would whine on Twitter and go off on rants she thought was clever and funny – despite being obnoxious and entitled for a chubby titty chick who’s claim to fame, besides seducing some singer / songwriter / kanye west friend….has been bikini modeling for shit that doesn’t pay her…

I guess this is post pregnancy, which took longer than expected considering the magnitude of how important it is to get knocked up by your wallet as soon as you can so that he doesn’t run away….or his payments don’t…terrible..

I’m not a fan and ignore 99 percent of the things she says, or does, and just laugh from the comfort of my soiled couch….and for some reason these sloppy tit pics made me waste 2 minutes posting them…

Garbage human…but people have tits…

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen|SFW

2016

29

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Found her Lighting of the Day

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This just in, huge news, big news, like Ashley Tisdale’s nose….that makes her face all mangled even after plastic surgery, that takes away from her hot fit body, because ugly faces have that impact on overall hotness – but she has finally figured out her lighting – to avoid the Ashley Tisdale ugly face watch…and allow us to focus on her mid 30s sex appeal…

Never too late to live the fucking dream…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2016

29

Nov

Selena Gomez – Leather Pants of the Day

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I guess Selena Gomez lost her ass in Rehab…drugs…they do that to people as they crack the fuck out – or maybe it’s just LUPUS weakness destroying her….either way – this is a total misuse of leather pants….that probably aren’t leather because she’s a celebrity and vegans are fucking ruthless…..so still alive, but like a typical homosexual man dressed like a heterosexual, glammed out girl on her way out to a rager in the gay bar filled with cocaine and designer drugs…before getting butt fucked in the gay sauna….SELENA Gomez brings the fetish gear…..

Now I don’t hate leather pants, I think they can be erotic, depending how hot it is out and how many hours the girl has been wearing them…you know making them panties a little swampy…unbreathable fabrics are EVERYTHING..

I just don’t like leather pants as much as dudes I know with Leather / PVC / LAtex pant fetishes, they are so into the shit that they fucking spend tons of money on it to get girls to wear them as they jerk off to them…up on some weird superhero fetish…

And I don’t think Selena the Rehab girl with a terminal chronic illness is that exciting…she’s just a victim whiner and I expect more out of her…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

29

Nov

Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is my favorite hipster model who isn’t really a hipster model but was when she was 16 and got cast to be in Urban Outfitters….only to sue them for posing her slutty, willingly posing slutty, while her dad watched and counted the money they ended up getting – and that’s amazing – FUCK THE MAN…without actually fucking the man with all the other models are fucking to get to where this one got – and she still gets work…and still looks good and still gets in her fucking underwear – all Calvin Klein mainstream and basic – because she’s a Sports Illustrated girl…. but there’s pussy definition in panty…all big and lovely…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

29

Nov

Jessica Chastain Cleavage of the Day

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I wonder if Jessica Chastain’s cleavage on set posing next to an under armour bag – like some weird spokesperson for the brand – is something people are into looking at….because I know there was an era where cleavage was really exciting on big tits – but that era is over thanks to most girls with big tits posting pics of their big tits all fucking day….and I know there are Jessica Chastain fans who think her and her big tits are just wonderful – but in on set paparazzi pics….is just weird, but I guess better to jerk off to from home than in a van on the street corner waiting for cleavage all day – because this is your fetish…

I think it’s pretty shit when we factor in all the sluts we have access to…but I’ll still post it like it matters because I support weird fetishes like this…I find them funny.

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Posted in:Jessica Chastain|SFW

2016

29

Nov

Bregje Heinen in a Lazy Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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I once wrote (probably last week)..that Bregje is probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated, but I like to think her real accomplishment is having the most disgusting sounding name, a name that sounds like a lung cancer stricken hooker smoking a cigarette through her tracheostomy hole while sucking a dick with her mouth…before puking up all over you…something you’d think she couldn’t do with no gag reflex that was removed by cancer..but that being half dead while eating trash out of the garbage to survive probably contributed… “bregje”.

And that’s all I got to say about that…..

These are pictures for one of the worst bikini photoshoots, a lazy one really, because she lives in NYC where all the models live, and they didn’t even hop on a plane to get a shoot in luxury…instead they lazily walked around the city – because I guess it’s low budget….and more importantly…it annoys me…because she’s not naked and sticking things in her asshole…but that annoys me with all girls…

Posted in:Bregje Heinen|SFW

2016

29

Nov

Sophie Simmons Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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KISS fans will buy into any garbage that Gene Simmons puts out there and brands KISS, they are fanatics, collectors, the KISS Merchandise and memorabilia scene is just a massive fucking thing, that’s totally creepy and weird, but that’s made Gene Simmons rich as fuck…all off garbage….and those fans, I can assure you, have scene every episode of the Simmons family reality show, and they watched the tits Gene’s cum created on a chubby thing, who instead of using some of the trust fund for good, has instead used it to become a social media model…but as it turns out…she’s not so bad when she invites other mooch instagram sluts to hang out in bed with her for pictures like this…in fact she looks her best….

here’s her cleavage –

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2016

29

Nov

Important Sluts Attend the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards of the Day

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So the IFP Gotham Independent Film Awards – is some event that celebrates independent film, which is never really independent, it is all funded and distributed by the big players, but that they call independent because some evil studio rejected the idea and the filmmaker had to finance it himself – before winning an award – and having the evil Hollywood trolls move in on them to give them a deal to try to get their slimy hands in on the earnings…and the indy filmmakers always go for it – because ultimately – they want to glory too – and everyone remains a corporate drone living a shitty slave life – but in their case they are rich and sometimes get to be creative and do their thing thanks to that proven track record…

My theory is real independent movies, will eventually happen, and none of these hollywood idiots will be part of it, because they charge too much and are the Walmart of motion pictures….just garbage mainstream shit….and thanks to the internet we don’t need them and really they aren’t even that hot…in fact…they are incredibly fucking dull…and here are some pics of them because I feel like I’m a celebrity hollywood blog sometimes…even if I hate everything it represents…

Kate Beckinsale – So Slutty – Despite being Old – Dudes Love Jerking Off to Her – Because She Dresses like this: