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2016

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell Is in W Magazine of the Day

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Naomi Campbell lives…

I am not really posting these pictures because they are something I can jerk off to – and that’s not because I am racist – because when it comes to black women – I think they are one of the most appealing species of human – I wouldn’t say I am a black fetishists, but I feel like a failure for never having enough swag to appeal to one – even the big ones….because my penis is just too small and they are the ones racist against me….so in a lot of ways, like a slave owner’s daughter, in exile from the black sauce, only instead of my overbearing slave owning dad keeping me away from the chocolatey goodness..it’s all on them….with their looks of disgust…like “there’s no way I’ll sit on your face and smother the fuck out of you like you want”….

That said, Naomi Campbell has been a lot of fun over the years, just a cunty high maintenance British model who has been given a taste of luxury – being labeled a supermodel – and has carried that rich princess attitude through life – causing scenes…..

So she’s still alive, old as fuck, but black don’t crack, just her legs get a little chunkier and they’d be pretty good to wrap around your neck like a scarf, but she only likes Russian billionaires…

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|SFW

2016

29

Nov

Kate Hudson Ass Flash of the Day

I saw these Kate Hudson ass pics yesterday and slept on them to come up with something brilliant to write about it – because the wind magically blowing up a dress is erotic…less so when it’s actually a fan she set up with her paid paparazzi to make you all care about her – because of her ass…

But as it turns out, I am uninspired and I am not a fan of Kate Hudson, especially not now that she’s 40, but she had a good ass, a suicide inspiring ass if you’re Owen Wilson…..because he tried to kill himself while he was dating her, because he’s a tormented artist with a great life…or maybe she’s just a fucking devil woman with that ass…because if you know entitled rich kids, especially the hollywood type, who have gone onto have a career, raised by narcissism, to groom her own narcissism, in a world of vapid, vain, disgusting, sex everywhere, that she’s had….but far more glamourous than a porn chick…they have multi million dollar houses in all kinds of lovely places…while actual sex workers can’t even afford their crack dens…so if you’re gonna fill your pussy all the time, do it when you have hollywood parents, it works out better in the end…

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2016

29

Nov

Nina Dobrev Does Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a Bulgarian who moved to Canada at two to become a Canadian icon who left Canada for Hollywood after being introduced to the world of acting and I guess the world by booking Degrassi like she was Drake, but blacker.

She’s ended up getting on some show The Vampire Diaries, when Vampires were what Zombies are now that instagram took over the world and everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror with empty / dead eyes / craving likes…something this Vampire actor isn’t immune to, because these pics of her little body in a bikini is from her recent American Thanksgiving weekend in Mexico…where she got to spend some of that actor money…her family escaped communism for her to have…

The only Nina Dobrev story I’ve heard was from a passionate ex girlfriend of a guy who ended up banging Nina Dobrev….and her claim was that she has herpes….which in Hollywood is code for “she has a vagina”…

Fascinating. I wonder if the salt water burns her ‘GINA

A video posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) on

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2016

28

Nov

Bella Hadid at her VS Show Fitting of the Day

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Really stupid dreams, like being one of the girls cast in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, which is really an infomericial and only prestigeous amongst other vapid, mainstream, commercial, promo model cunts….who think it’s a status symbol in the model world to walk in a fucking infomercial that is televised to really dumb americans everywhere – because VS bought the time slot – like VINCE from Slapchop….can come true…if your dad pays for your PR team to get you and your sister a social media following – because brands fucking love following and so do other people – making them go viral in more than just the herpes way – all while feeling important when ultimately they are shit….face injected shit…but she’s still hot…in an instagram model rich kid with daddy issues – trying to feel hot – in the most obvious way….kind of way…

All this to say, I can’t believe people wath that bullshit fashion show…infomercial…just watch porn you freaks…

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

28

Nov

Anastasia Ashley in Thuggies in Iceland for Cyber Monday of the Day

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The always amazing Anastasia Ashley went to Iceland and put on a few shirts from my friends at THUGGIES because that’s just the kind of world we live in….one filled with such greatness that I can’t even believe it’s real – and that it’s not just some video game programmed by aliens trying to mess with our heads….

In other Amazing news it is Cyber Monday and you can have up to 40% off Thuggies and Butt Flap onesies ….something we’d all probably rather see our booty queen Anastasia Ashley wearing…you know since she’s got the craziest ass ever…maybe we’ll just have to take on this sale and mail her some to live out my butt flap fetish….

Remember, Thuggies are pants optional…too bad Anastasia didn’t get that fucking important detail while doing this shoot – because anything without pants…especailly girls are worth following around in case the wind or other accidents happen…that involve me seeing HEAVEN….

Sale ends Monday at 11:59 PST Free shipping on every order go to Thuggies.com ….and always support the good people who support what we’re doing here – for the people – not quite the models who hate me – but for you – the perverts who stare at these pics…


GO SHOP NOW IT IS THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA FOR THE PERFECT PERSON YOU WANT TO KEEP WARM AND PANTSLESS IN YOUR LIFE – BECAUSE PANTSOFF PARTIES ARE THE BEST PARTIES

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2016

28

Nov

Paris Hilton Old Wattle Neck and Tranny Face for Galore of the Day

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Paris Hilton’s old neck, jacked up tranny face, has been featured in a photoshoot for a magazine, because the 90s are in right now, hipsters love that shit, and Paris Hilton is one of the big players of famous for nothing, something that paved the way for so much social media narcissism, that she’s an icon or leader to all these fame whores….

I think she looks like shit, her neck and hands look old, her face jacked up, and overall just a stupid parody of Paris Hilton – or her pink princess branding – that she did on purpose because she understood marketing….

To me she’s not relevant, but then again I can’t access her social media to see all the great things she’s doing in Arab countries like Lohan…because Arab countries recognize the brand name and buy into it….I guess her or her team have blocked me from seeing her nonsense, because I don’t think Paris Hilton is a fan of me, or maybe her social media team isn’t a fan of me, you have to keep in mind that back in the pre-social media era, sites like this were the only place to go to see celebrity bullshit get them call them out- so there’s no doubt that me being blocked from seeing her social media posts is intentional…she’s clearly not a fan…it’s old people problems…you know…2005 shit…

Which is fine with me, because I don’t like Paris Hilton, I don’t find her hot, I only appreciate that she’s skinny, and that if I want I can see her pussy in various pictures of her, and not only is she the reason for Kim Kardashian, who did the exact same fucking tactic as her, and made more money, she’s paved the way for so many other hookers….so I guess that’s ok also…

I don’t know what she said in the article, or if I care to find out her insight on tricking marketers to pay her and give her a show for being a silly character…but you can find out more
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The pics are enough Paris Hilton bullshit for me. They bore me – but are a parody of Paris Hilton, shit the 20-25 year olds grew up with – so they probably fucking LOVE this shit….I’m more into her pussy work…even if it’s herpes pussy work…it’s still her best work…

Posted in:SFW

2016

28

Nov

Lindsey Von’s Fit Athlete Bikini Body of the Day

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Last week, Lindsey Vonn, your Olympian, made headlines because she gave thanks to her boyfriend, who happens to be another light skinned black man, because as they say, once you go back, you never go back…and she’s just being a cliche…

Now she’s in recover from some injury she had surgery for, and her body is fucking rippped…skiing goddess with the strong legs she can bounce up and down on black dick with, and probably does, because that’s why they keep coming around..if you’ve ever fucked a skier, or really any bitch with strong legs, as most Canadians have, since we only get around on skis and skates, you will know their ability to smash the fuck out of your balls with their pussy is legendary and worth hanging out at the ski shack drinking hot chocolate all day waiting for them to come in wearing their spandex outfits all fucking pumped up and testosterone filled – ready to fuck….if you’re strong enough to wrestle them into the back of your snowcat..,it’s called a little apres ski the way it was intended to be…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at Lindsey Vonn, your American ski hero and her fit as fuck body – it’s hot to me…so should be to you…since I’m the only person reading this.

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2016

28

Nov

J.Lo’s Booty Shake Dance in the Club of the Day

I guess J.Lo is out celebrating Castro’s death like all the other Cubans in Miami who were oppressed and forced to escape the country on a fucking raft made out of sticks, and old tires, and some gifts white tourists left over the years – during a 50 year communist rule of a dictator, who was apparently quite likeable if you weren’t American or Cuban….

Because why else would a mom be out at the club shaking her ass like she’s in her 20s, when she’s actually pushing 50…..

Oh right, because she’s J.Lo, who still has a good ass and figures she’ll keep using it over and over and over and over until it fucking explodes – because shit makes her all kinds of money and the Hisapanics still buy her albums – and love her half naked, latin dancing….no matter what age she is – it’s a cultural thing..sure it’s a culture she’s appropriating because she’s zero hispanic, but was a great angle for her ridiculous career…that keeps going…like her ass..

Weird but not as bad as most mom’s I know or meet in the bars who are recently divorced wrecks – but they’re more willing to fuck anything and everything to deal with their sadness….

I guess the nice thing is that she can wear white pants now, without risk of periods…#menopause…makes it all more erotic..

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2016

28

Nov

Hilary Duff Bath on Social Media Porn of the Day

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Hilary Duff Feet for the Feet Fetishists You Know Are Going Nuts Over This…

I get is, girl gets new dick, and it’s fitness dick that is on it’s best behavior and at peak athleticism to give her exactly what she wants – knowing – as a bro that if you can make a cunt squirt – that’s never squirted before – thanks to only being with self involved, possibly gay, rick entitled jocks, you can get her inamored with you….

The key to seduction is puttin gin that work to make girl cum – and she’s not going to go anywhwere…and I know I’m right….proof – her last instagram post….

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I guess she feels sexy and alive, you know like she’s finally got what she wants and deserves, and dude feels the same cuz she’s rich, thick and hot….and because of that she shares her new found sexuality with the world who has been watching her on some Truman Show shit since she was a kid – and first sold do the entertainment industry….all in the bath…amazing….

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

28

Nov

Joanna Krupa’s Dumb as Fuck Nude Mannequin Challenge of the Day

Look Joanna Krupa did the worst Mannequin Challenge ever, even though 99 percent of Mannequin Challenges are the worst ever, because they represent all that is wrong with the internet – with these social gags everyone does together – to fit in, to attempt to matter, when real life things are going on – not everyone needs to be a content producer – not everyone needs to be participating in this shit – and clearly Joanna Krupa and her attempt at the dumbest shit ever, because doing the Mannequin Challenge is a key to being a low level fame whore, which is exactly what Krupa is….

She’s just laying there half dead…reading a magazine totally naked – which really wasn’t that much of a challenge – it’s actually how she fucks…

If you’ve ever met a sex worker – and had sex with a sex worker – I’m talking even a stripper – they hate men and have this ego thinking they are the hottest shit ever – so when it comes to fucking – they think they are gifting you like it’s the fucking Oscars and you’re Brad Pitt at some fucking party….but really bitch, some of us like to lay there and be ridden – especially when we’re paying…which is really the only time these girls put in work…as Joanna Krupa – the “real housewife” scammer who had a rich guy knows all too well..

So I call this less Mannequin Challenge more how Joanna Krupa fucks if you’re not paying her…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW