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2019

29

Oct

Bella Thorne Halloween Tits of the Day

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I just roll my eyes when I see Bella Thorne doing pretty much anything. It’s just been done and she lacks a compelling personality, so if this was a different era, one where there was no social media to keep trash alive…

It fucks the whole dynamic of when they are supposed to off themselves – Dana Plato…

You know, she lucked out when young, due to stage parents and pedo producers finding the girl cute at 10…but it doesn’t mean we have to care or that it should give her a life and a career…But thanks to the low level marketing tactics and social media and the market accepting people with not talent as personalities they find fun to watch…they continue to bring the tits.

It’s repetitive, but so is everything, we are drawn to that in which is familiar..and Bella Thorne is familiar…uneventful…but familiar…


Bella Thorne Halloween Tits

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2019

29

Oct

Lisa Rinna J.Lo Panty Flash of the Day

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Lisa Rinna JLO Panty Flash Halloween

What the fuck kind of magic does Lisa Rinna’s makeup artist pull off here? It is some houdini level magic….and not in a good way, not in a “Lisa Rina Looks so Hat”…but in a Did they remove Lisa Rinna’s entire head and replace it with her younger daughters plastic face injected face? Because bitch looks pulled back TIGHT and it is scary…maybe that’s the halloween costume…and maybe it is one of those latex or silicon masks the nerds have to properly execute their nerd dreams of playing nerd characters for their comicon events….but it is probably BOTOX…

She’s old as shit, so who fucking cares about this pile of trash who was never hot, but always a whore drawn to the hollywood bright lights, a whore who raised her slutty influencer daughters to be whores too…and the real WTF in all this is not the muppet face, since all rich women have it, it’s the fucking balls she’s got in her panties giving a weird fucking pussy bulge far weirder than typical pussy definition, even on older women, making me think she may just be trans..it would explain the hard face…but it could just be a fat beat the fuck up cunt…

Who knows…I’m not a doctor. I don’t have the answers. Most whores I know this age are already dead so I can’t ask them their take on it…Good tits though.


Lisa Rinna JLO Panty Flash Halloween

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2019

29

Oct

Kaia Gerber Day 59 of being 18 in Tight Leggings of the Day

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Kaia Gerber Day 59 of being 18 in Tight Leggings

Kaia Gerber working out on the street at “the dogpound” in her tight leggings while Pete Davidson sneaks out of her apartment…cuz this skinny 18 year old rich kid ass that is being thrown into the family business of modeling…and has been dabbling or building to this for the last 3 years cuz Cindy Crawford, her mom, is a vain narcissist who wants to relive her own career using her daughter, the gift to keep the entitled rich kid busy, otherwise she’d just be high in the pool house watching netflix and online shopping, what else is there to do…this way she can do the drugs with people who think they are important cuz they do “fashion” shit…

I get that the industry or pop culture fucking love rich kids, and treat them like they genuinely earned their success all for being born lucky…but I still find it lame. For a rich kid with access to everything, playing in NYC like a Victoria’s Secret promo model, all cuz she’s skinny and tall enough, cash in while you can or someshit, just seems like she’s selling herself short….like just use your money to travel, explore, create…without any pressure or commerce…but instead she wants out there in front of camera getting paid…believing her own manufactured hype…probably having conversations with coach mom about how to pose like she has been doing all her life…and it’s fucking lame…and encourages such waste, commercialism, buying shit you don’t need, having unrealistic body image for her fans and all that other negative shit we should be moving away from…but people are just so short sighted they buy into the nonsense..their egos can’t help wanting to have fans and win….cuz financially she doesn’t need this shit…

The only good news is that her skinny little ass is not a HADID.


Kaia Gerber Day 59 of being 18 in Tight Leggings

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2019

29

Oct

Isabela Merced Slutty Thong Pants of the Day

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Isabela Merced Moner Euphoria Maddy Halloween

Isabela Moner changed her name to Isabela Merced and dressed up as slutty Maddy from HBO’s Euphoria….

I guess she didn’t like the context of the name Moner…which I assume is often confused with moaner, and while coupled with some slutty behavior becomes a cheesy porno name you’d expect to find in 90s porn, getting fucked by Erik Everhard or some equally silly name..

She is cast as Dora the Explorer, a hispanic mainstream icon, so focusing on her ethnic name, especially in the current climate, to let the world know she’s ethnic, and not white with some white anglicized name, is a smart strategy, but so is being on all fours….for Halloween…or really for any reason…it makes us care..barely care…but care nevertheless.

Isabela Merced Moner Euphoria Maddy Halloween

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2019

29

Oct

Cheryl Burke Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Did you ever think you would hear about Cheryl Burke, the dancer best and only known for Dancing with the Stars, after her life with dancing with the stars…

I forgot and I am sure you also forgot who she was too…

I realize she’s definitely got creepy fans who really think she is the hottest thing, and who follow her every move on social media, you know the kind of guy she’d find masturbating in her bed when she returns form her vacation they know she is on cuz they are just that into her…but I totally forgot she existed…

But I had to google her….and I also guess bikini selfies of a pro dancer who avoided the whole stripper thing, which in and of itself is a rare and horrible feat…is all it takes to cycle back through the media cycle….cuz the world are fucking perverts…


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2019

29

Oct

Phoebe Tonkin Wet of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin Wet

I know absolutely nothing about Phoebe Tonkin. I just went to her boring ass WIKI page and still know nothing of substance about her…I dnon’t think I’ve ever read a more boring bio. She should work on that…

I know what you’re thinking and that is that she’s the daughter or grand daughter of the guy who wrote Lord of the Rings…the king nerd…but as it turns out she’s just some Australian, the only Australian who wasn’t on the show Neighbors, who went to America to be cast in Vampire Diaries and a bunch of spin offs, but still a boring fucking wikipedia…so at least she’s trying to make moves with slutty pics of herself as girls do…

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2019

29

Oct

Sharon Stone Panties of the Day

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Sharon Stone Panties

89 year old Robert Evans, who produced a bunch of Hollywood movies in the late 60s and 70s for Paramount, credited for focusing on making good movies rather than traditional bullshit studio shit hollywood was into at the time. Pretty similar to where we are at now with all the super hero shit that will soon be replaced with well written, well made story telling, because all the money motivated smut will lose its appeal, making many people rich in the process…

Anyway, Evans was an innovator with a great story, that I read this year…because I read and I remember, because I don’t retain much of what I read, him shit talking Sharon Stone….I don’t remember the fight with Stone, but it had to do with her being a famous cunt who was a cunt who thought she was a bigger deal than she was, cuz she was gettng a lot of hype at the time…it was the early 90s and she wasn’t 300…

I googled it and found this quote:


Evans says that the femme fatale of Sliver told others this damning story: that a friend of hers had been held prisoner at his house for more than three years and forced to wear a dog collar. In The Kid, Evans offers Stone $250,000 to produce any proof that the incident took place. ”If you can’t, down on your knees you go — only to apologize, I wouldn’t want anything more!” Stone’s publicist did not respond.

So I figure posting that old quote to this old slag in panties like she was still in Basic Instinct era but in panties so you can’t see her grey cunt hair..because that’s the most important role of her life…it is what defined he and what made me and my friends wear out the video store copy of the VHS by pausing it on the hot pussy scene….a cultural event in cinematic history if you ask me…just a full spread legged pussy right there on screen…is my tribute to what was a very fascinating life…RIP Motherfucker.

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2019

28

Oct

HALLOWEEN Round Up of the Day

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It’s Halloween. Motherfuckers….

So along with stupid costumes, funny costumes, clever costumes, viral meme costumes, cheap/lazy costumes, shit costumes, costumes that require blackface, or that are culturally insensitive, that can offend the world, even on Halloween, the one day of a year you should be allowed to dress how you want without uptight killjoys getting in the way….

The one day dudes can dress in drag and dabble in other lifestyles to get that taste of the trans life, while pretending to the world it’s just for halloween….you know the gateway to transitioning and that dude needs to figure his own life out….

But there are people who will stifle all creativity, who will try to limit all the fun costumes, cuz no one likes other people having fun anymore….Which means we can’t progress as a people….

Halloween – more than just candy…so politically charged….but the one thing that is consistent is that girls, at least a breed of girls fucking love being in costumes, always slutty even when not….because girls fucking love Halloween for any and all opportunity to get attention…..

Here’s that round up….

Anastasia Ashley saving the ocean, Iconic.

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Aquawoman-saving the ocean one plastic bag at a time ?

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Halloween Madison Beer

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Here is Madison Beer being a lesbian for Halloween.

Halsey and Avril Lavigne
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2019

28

Oct

Maya Hawke Topless of the Day

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Maya Hawke Topless

Maya Hawke is in some short film called Memory Xperiment Kathy Acker, these are some behind the scenes photos of her tits.

I think this is also her way of really getting across the important message – that despite being Uma Thurman’s daughter, she doesn’t have Uma Thuman’s hooves she calls hands…Or maybe it’s how girls get noticed even when they have famous relative’s / parents…

Speaking of ethan hawke sperm…which sounds like a new kind of supplement…I was reading today that he is the reason Lisa Loeb, his neighbor, got her song in Reality Bytes, because he gave it to Ben Stiller….the reason I was reading this today is because I wanted to see if Lisa Loeb was hot, cuz I remember her being hot in the 1990s…as it turns out..I don’t know…I’m too busy looking at Hawke tits. from Hawke sperm. No Uman Thuman Man Hands.

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2019

28

Oct

Heidi Klum Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

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Heidi Klum Potential Pussy Flash

I don’t think this is an official Heidi Klum pussy flash, because I don’t see any black babies hanging out of her, or any fleshy wounds that haven’t recovered since Seal put his human arm sized African Prince cock up in her in some loving, baby making, German leather slut dominatrix way….unless…the vagina is a magical device that regenerates after damage and retracts back into herself…and either way – Heidi Klum is old…so why you trying to see her cunt…stay away from old folks home cuz you like looking at old pussy….or maybe you just like old lady when it is on a hot german model…legend…

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