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2016

07

Jul

Michelle Monaghan & Malin Akerman Bikini Jump of the Day

I guess this is Malin Akerman and some chick named Michelle Monaghan decided to do a mutual Suicide jump like they were Asian students that didn’t get accepted to their school and couldn’t face being a disappointment to their family – only instead of dying – they are doing it in a fun and playful not very sexy but still in bikinis way….

I guess this could have ended in paralysis but instead it ended in her husband Chris Pratt’s nice pool that will be hers after the divorce as these things usually workout…

Posted in:Malin Akerman|SFW

2016

07

Jul

Joanna Krupa Dog Shit Erotica of the Day

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As much as I think picking up dog shit is the responsible thing to do in a city as a dog owner – I always find it amazing or funny or pointing and laughing worthy when I see hot diva looking girls do it…..you know I pick up my dog shit like the low level Mexican that I am…and as an obese men with no flexibility it’s pretty comedic…but when a vapid polish girl who could have been a housekeeper but instead because a sugar baby prostitute to a rich man – who wears designer clothes – the trashiest designer clothes but still designer clothes – and has a staff of Mexicans because that’s what these girls do – but I guess all that changes when your shitty show you were on for free because you positioned your prostituting “model” into relevant person…you’re forced to pick up your dog shit yourself.

Tough times, nice enough fake tits…they have done her well….but not that well because after all the glory we are both the same- shit picker uppers and late night downers to help us sleep with all this pain….

To see the rest of the pics click here

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2016

07

Jul

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini of the Day

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I would prefer the wholesome heartland singing country star who is recently divorced and / or remarried like a good Christian – not wearing a bikini.

I want to see the full body swimming suits the real Christians wear. All culty and Mormon….because I like my country music to be gospel from the 1920s, all sad and tormented during crop sharing depression before the dust bowl…and not white trash Stripper hick half naked…of the truck driving trailer park country music of today…:

But that’s just because I like seeing the hypocrisy in these God loving people in a less obvious way, you know commit to your Jesus loving lie even though we all know have you’re a white loving Slut who probably takes black dudes and pretends to be the plantation owner…wholesome white people are fucked….

Trick me like you tricked America…. But I guess bikinis aren’t bad….

To see the rest of the pics click here

Posted in:Carrie Underwood|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Hilary Duff Bikini Tits Video Party of the Day

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Hilary Duff is one sturdy bitch….so sturdy that she divorces her husband and took him back because she needs a Hockey player to fuck her the right way – slamming her into the walls and shit…

These are some bikini videos, I don’t know why, what they are for, but her big mom tits are in them and for Hilary Duff fans, aka some serious creeps…why isn’t an issue, just celebrating that they happened is…

Take them in…

TO SEE THE PICS OF HILARY DUFF HOT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Instagram Slutty Round-Up of the Day

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Too many sluts post slutty bikinis and other variations of slutty slut pics – not enough interest for me to write about each and every one of them….so I just compiled all the sluts…into one slut post – even though the non famous trying to be famous with more followers than the actual famous are more slutty and exciting to stare at than these working in the entertainment industry slutys….

Here we go:

Charisma Carpenter – Never Too Old to Jump…or be a Slut…Slut

Francia Raisa whoever the fuck that is….slut..

Hunter Haley King Not in a Bikini but being a Slut so that’s good enough…slut…

Inbar Lavi in the USA colors despite also being an immigrant….Slut

Jojo….Pointing Out her Butt because slut.

Katherine McPhee – From American Idot to Instagram Half Naked…slut

Pregnant Katherine Heigl….slut…

Lea Michele Tucked the Dick In…slut.

McKayla Maroney – Olympic Slut Gold Medal Hero…who chose slut over atheleticism…or athleticism slutting…slut

Nadine Valezquex near Water with tits, Close Enough to a Bikini or an immigrant sneaking into the country…SLUT…

Odette Annable whoever the fuck that is with a skinny ass…slut..

Sarah Shahi Shameless Butt Shot – but it is Patriotic – is she even American? Slut.

Hailee Steinfeld – Butt…casual but still SLUT…

Nicola Peltz- Billionaire Slut – Not Doing it for the Money but for the attention a slut gets SLUT

Pregnant – Spy Kid – Alexa Vega….SO SLUTTY SHE KEEPS THE BABY…SLUT

Posted in:Bikinis|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s 30 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

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People, except maybe Lohan, don’t take me seriously when I say she’s a glorious creature who has survived the hardships of living the overpaid Disney star life – becoming iconic before she even had her period – living as a disappointment to her family for ending the money train that she was on…..but to me…she’s better than ever, her face not so much, but the thing with implants is that after they are worked in, and trust me, these ones are worked the fuck in…them tits are FIRE….no wait that’s her crotch – either way – she’s lovely, my spirit animal, the reason I get up in the morning, but not really, I just like being dramatic in the event she still reads the site and feels like no one cares about her anymore…but as along as she has these tits – I care…I care so much that even if she was to die as we’ve all predicted – from mixing too many of her anti psychotics..I’ll dig up the body just to get the implants to cherish for life…I’d even do that when she’s alive…hey are just that good ….

Here’s her birthday dance – amazing..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Irina Shayk’s Underboob of the Day

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Irina Shayk is magical….and not just because she’s showing the base of her tits for W magazine, but because the base of her tits for W mag remind me how a soulless manipulative babe – who is probably one of the hottest models alive – can manage to go from war torn povery to the fucking A list…because Russia is full of babes, most working on Cam sites, some as hot as this one…but they never break through – meaning a lot of the right dicks were sucked, a lot of fucked up shit was seen…but here she is now…gracing you with the bottom of her tit for free – not getting paid 10 dollars a minute to piss in some mob run basement…dreams do come true…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Ariel Winter Bikini Ass of the Day

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Ariel Winter is fat. I don’t care how many strategic angles she poses from for her creepy fans who have been jerking off to her since she was 5 and on TV, that’s just how creeps work…I can tell where there are big tits – theer is a sloppy ass – and the chances of this one being any different is a one in a million chance that photoshop may make us think happened – but that reality definitely didn’t…

I’ll still check it out there – seeing famous people do the instagram model is just so fucking odd to me….but it’s happening everywhere around us.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Kelly Brook Naked and Tanning of the Day

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Kelly Brook is fat – but like most fat girls if she lies on her stomach to hide her belly, that may even be a pregnant belly, I don’t know what she’s been sticking up inside her, since I Don’t give a fuck about Kelly Brook….but remember the miscarriage I am sure was an abortion that made her make the move to the USA to be Hollywood tits…that never made it…but had already made it in the UK as a titty model…

I just know when you take a titty model out of her titty element and cover up her tits – it’s hard to really figure out what she is, who she is, or if she even exists….

But I guess when your tits are as big as Kelly Brooke, you have to manage them with care, as to not disgust everyone who thinks they may or may not look good…because they are tits.

To See a Picture of her Snorting Butterfly at some event looking fat CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2016

06

Jul

Taylor Swift and her Hired Opportunist Friends / Her Implants for #TayAmerica of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the fucking worst, no one I know likes her, no one has ever said anything good about her and I guess it is safe to assume this is some kind of attempt to manipulate or prank the media – all while showing off her fake tits…

Long gone are the days of her shy about the paparazzi taking pics of her, and like the slut that she is – she puts her entire self out there, crotch shots and side boobs and all…because most men have already seen it – at least those in a certain socio economic background with a career in entertainment…so like everyone else out there – put it out there and bring your biggest fame whores out to help prank the media with you – because they all come out on top, even if she prefers to get cummed inside…

She’s such a fake bitch and we are her puppets, in her hand, doing what she says, milking this weekend event…harder than she’ll be milking those new tits…and relationship in her next attempt to become even more stupid rich.

Garbage.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF HER SLUTTY BIKINI PARTY CLICK HERE

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