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2016

20

Jun

Serena Williams in Glamour Magazine of the Day

If you’re wondering what’s so Glamourous about Serena Williams posing like this…I would assume it’s the party dresses that showcase her monster fucking legs…because this pro athlete is a big fucking girl….or maybe it’s the pile of money her and her sister have made as the most iconic black Tennis Players in a white washed sport that would normally never let black people into the country club – unless it was to do the gardening or to work as a locker room valet / butler who offers the white society clean towels or to wash their white backs in the showers like the poofters men in locker rooms tend to be…

Now, I don’t have a big strong, masculine, solid, clydesdale of a woman fetish…but I know so many dudes who would love to be leg locked, face choking on steroid clit, smothered in a wrestle they lost so this one’s for you…

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2016

20

Jun

Shay Mitchell Intentional Panty Flash and Others in Toronto of the Day

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There was an event in Toronto, or as Drake has branded it “THE SIX”, which as far as Canada is concerned is an amazing city that I would live in if I wasn’t so lazy. The girls are hot, the city is bustling, the dive bars populated by sluts and they have a yearly father’s day event called the MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS, now branded the I HEART RADIO AWARDS….

I know you don’t care about me – you can’t stand me but years ago, I was able to get press passes to this event two years in a row, I am thinking it was 2005 or 2006. I don’t remember the first time that I went at all, but I remember being there….then in 2009 I wasn’t able to get in because I called the Vice President of Communications a racist cunt…. so I called a few favors from a girl I was fucking with big titties and somehow got into the VIP area – which was catered and had an open bar….

I ended up holding Fergie’s hand while her security pulled her from me….it was romance…then at the after party, I fondled Lady Gaga’s ass in fishnets and I saw Perez Hilton have get beat up by Will.I.Am Black Eyed Peas…and the next day woke up to do an Interview with Ryan Secrest about Perez being beat up, who hung up on me when I said my blog was called DrunkenStepfather.com…and depressingly enough, that was my peak….

I didn’t care it was on this year, but I guess these whores had to make an appearance…and here they are….

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Ashley Benson was also there…

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Lucy Hale in a Tight Dress..

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Hailee Steinfeld was also there

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2016

20

Jun

Alanna Masterson is the Scientologist in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Alanna Masterson, she’s friends with a bunch of celebrities, all of whom are Scientologists, not that there is anything wrong with that, I wouldn’t know if there was anything wrong with that, I have zero interest in learning about it or watching the documentaries on it, I feel like religion is a crazy concept and anyone who is into them – is equally nuts – or in need of some sort of moral guide – otherwise they’d fall off into drugs or sex addiction or showing their big fucking tits on the internet…which would make sense since narcissism is obsessed with joining Scientology, it must pander to their egos….

I don’t know if she acts normal, or in movies, or if this is an act, but her half brothers are Danny Masterson and the older brother in Malcolm in the middle…and now I know she’s got tits…because I’m staring at them…

I think she’s had a kid, or is pregnant, which could be why the crop of this pic is titty up, I am such a great investigative journalist…

The only reason I know she exists is because there was a time when she followed me on instagram – true story….but then I fell off…I think Lohan followed me too..then she fell off…

I guess what I’m trying to say is tits all around us….tits everywhere…tits..

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2016

20

Jun

Britney Spears in Concert of the Day

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Everyone is freaking out that the Pennsylvania story involving what I assume was Amish weirdos following their Amish traditions because like all Amish they have protested modern conveniences for their religious beliefs, despite it being creepy as fuck….but that may not be Amish because I didn’t read the news, I don’t like the news, and I don’t have time for the news, but I’ll pull out some keypoints from the news…like that the dude who held the girl captive and got her pregnant was given the girl by her parents – to repay a debt before giving him the rest of their daughters – allowing for a pretty insane and terrifying sex party…that dude should go to fucking jail for…

But the real terifying thing in the whole thing isn’t so much the weird sexual predator – those kinds of weirdos are all over the place – so many weird dudes would lock girls in their basement and use as a sex doll if they were allowed…

THE REAL issue is the parents who are supposed to protect their kids pawn them off to evil for personal gain, money, repaying debt etc….which has a lot of similarities to Britney Spears, the puppet, still owned by her parents and put to stage to perform like a performer, but too medicated to escape….which is just as fucking bad, only legal.

Here she is looking hot in concert – because she’s Britney Spears…

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Here she is in a bikini…

HERE IS HER FAMILY SURFING WITH SECURITY – LIVIING THE LIFE…

A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jun 16, 2016 at 10:47am PDT

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2016

20

Jun

Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy

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I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot..

Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever….

If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER….

I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap…

So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life….

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2016

20

Jun

Anja Rubik Topless Music Video of the Day

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This video came out about a month ago. I don’t listen to music, it distracts me from the voices in my head, so I don’t really keep on top of music videos, or what youtube calls – visuals to entertain people as they use youtube to listen to music for free, but that MTV call useless, because they aren’t as compelling as shitty reality TV, from Real World, to Jersey Shore, what the fuck’s the point of playing music on a music based network let youtube have that corner on the marketplace…makes perfect sense when you’re slow to the fucking gate…

Now in this video by someone named Mary Komasa, there is a titty model named Anja Rubik, who has been in many campaigns and who is pretty much a top model, despite being a titty model….who is showing her titties in one of the most dramatic videos I’ve seen in a while, not just because it is lack and white, but because there are grenades at a fashion show and two women in a topless embrace…because it’s art….

As someone who jerked off to music videos before the world had porn, before the world was destroyed by porn, before kids were raised by porn to think that sex is a male centric- bro pleasure activity – that involves abuse, facial abuse, etc….leading to all these jacked up horny rapists at the college level who think that”s what romance is…I guess this is more the kind of video you’d want to jerk off to thank S Club 7, the Spice girls and Cher in lingerie on a boat…we took what we were given….oh the 90s….

Either way, hot tits.

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2016

17

Jun

Bella Thorne Wants you to Watch Her Eat With her Booty Popping of the Day

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Her status on this pic:

“Enough warnings !!!!! In you go ”

I don’t know, I am obviously jaded and irritated by how simple it is for girls to get famous on the internet to be famous in life- you know, by being sluts….

I come from a place where girls would be sluts, hoping to get famous, never getting famous, making them bigger sluts to get famous, only to not get famous, eventually throwing in the towel, finding a rich guy, having kids and getting fat…

I don’t like this instant gratification, but more imporantly, I don’t like the cheesy staged pics, that aren’t casual, that aren’t good, that aren’t interesting, but that are staged to be hot, from an angle they probably took 15 pics to get, like this one of her eating..

Sure you eat like that, ass popped out, straddling, legs spread like a whore giving birth, shot from the side, low angle looking up to capture the open mouth moment for her fans…like they were in the room when she’s posing…

Garbage, but her big ass makes it ok….it’s just ridiculous…absurd…but I love sluts…I even wear a T-Shirt…

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2016

17

Jun

British Presenter – Zoe Hardman – Shows Why Europe is Better of the DAy

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I guess she’s pregnant and topless…

Her name is Zoe Hardman, she’s a British presenter, whatever the fuck that means, she’s topless in Ibiza where women get topless, it’s what they fucking do, this is what they consider a bathing suit in the Las Vegas / Miami beach of Europe…filled with trashy, busty, party people wasted in the beautiful setting, tits everywhere…even pregnant tits..and since I am not from the UK, I’ll say her boyfriend or husband or the reason she’s pregnant’s cameltoe with his shorts in the wind…

I am just using this as a free the nipple beacon of hope that one day people will follow my bikini top ban….in local parks for my masturbation.

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2016

17

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Jet Blue in Bed Erotica / Prostitution of the Day

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I wonder how much Jet Blue paid Hilary Duff for this brilliant at that I know makes you want to fly Jet Blue, maybe even that New York / LA flight we can assume Hilary Duff got for free, or maybe she got 100,000 dollars for the post…or maybe more – because that’s how famous people work – they are puppets with an audience they promote their bullshit they get paid stupid money to do..when we know her fans are only into her to jerk off to the memories of her at 16…

In this case, it was zero effort, inflated lips, bright selfie…that has nothing to do with airplanes but has everything to do with making you want to cum on her big lips and wonder – why she wasn’t sucking on a banana – a little breakfast to make it fucking count…but her fans are only into her to jerk off to the memories of her at 16…

Maybe you’re not into her cash grab but more into her grabbing her friend’s tits…

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2016

17

Jun

Justin Bieber Falls Through a Trap Door On Stage of the Da

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Justin Biber was in Canada performing for a group of obsessed fans, because despite everyone hating the motherfucker, they seem to really love the motherfucker…hits songs, sold out shows, he’s not the child star you’d want him to be, you know killing himself in his hotel room forgotten….we can blame social media for that.

But we can thank social media for Justin almost dying on stage, you know someone got beat up by him and his angry little brat fists, because no body tries to kill a BIEB, especailly not a staffer who you know did it on purpose…

I like to think of this as a demonstration on what his dick did to Selena’s Big Pussy, or maybe Selena is behind this…or maybe it’s just a way to get the sympathy of the people, who would really prefer if it involved a head injury – since dude needs a reset…

I guess what I am saying is there’s something magical about someone walking with this kind of attempted swagger…trip and fall is masterful..organic…authentic and real….unlike everything else about the motherfucker….

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