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2016

23

Feb

Bella Thorne Ass in Pants of the Day

Bella Thorne loves herself, or at least loves to market herself the best way a girl can market herself, through posing slutty in an era of no slut shaming, where you can be a feminist, and use your sexuality to manipulate men to give you what you want, then yell sexually harassment when they don’t give you what you want…

She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18….

This movie will happen. I will sue.

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2016

23

Feb

Shay Mitchell on a Boat in SHorts of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is Canadian Royalty, because she’s from Canada, but escaped the ice wall and snuck her way to Hollywood, never to return to Canada, except maybe for Christmas vacation, where she walks around stuck up West Vancouver where she’s from like a fucking egotistical cunt who thinks she’s better than everyone – because she’s on TV…and that TV show isn’t some Degrassi / Trailor park boys shit…but major American TV – called It’s Pretty Little Liars…a huge fucking show she’s trying to diversify from….you can just tell by the way she’s posing for her own photoshoot that she’s the worst kind of person to have to interract with…

These fucking selfie people are shameless fucks..

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2016

23

Feb

Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day

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Paris Hilton’s herpes are not only old news, but they are also old.

She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in Maldives, in a bikini, because she’s got a rockin’ body still, despite being too old to really care about, while being old news….

If anything, her birthday would be more interesting if it was her funeral, because like Myspace was to Facebook, she was to Kim Kardashian, without her, the bootleg version that didn’t really push it as far as she could, but who paved the way for a more eager bitch to push it as far as she could, she still did it – and for that she should be taken outback and shot…but I guess being irrelevant and ignored is probably more painful for her ego and soul…so let’s try to focus on how much we don’t care about Paris Hilton…while looking at her bikini pics..

At least rich guys will still fly her around..

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2016

23

Feb

Madison Reed Does the Bridge of the Day

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You know you don’t need to know who a bitch is to appreciate her social media artistic erotica, you can tell because it is black and white, where she half nakedly does a bridge, pussy first…because she can and you care enough to stare…

Her name is Madison Reed, not that it matters.

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2016

23

Feb

Heidi Klum Promoting her Lingerie of the Day

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I like to revisit these lingerie pics of a 50 year old, mom of 5, banged out by Seal, and his baby arm sized cock, you see cuz dude’s rich but has LUPUS scars and no bitch is getting with rich and LUPUS scars unless he’s got a big dick….oh wait….he’s rich…and famous..that’s usually for the big dick ego without the big dick, hell they are even saying Hitler had a botched circumcision from his Rabbi and that’s why he went all Jew killing crazy….dick size don’t matter…but for a German…like Hitler and Heidi Klum it probably does…it fills their weird Nazi based ideology that was only 75 years ago….you know even older than people you probably know….no long ago…which is probably where they got the technology to create this one in a lab….as robot models for big brands who don’t age badly, even when they are into German scat S&M and have a bunch of kid…have a good ROI….

Either way, here is her lingerie..

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2016

23

Feb

Lara Stone on Vogue Korea of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once..that’s pretty much all I have to say about that…

She’s a big titty model, who for some reason felt violated because she was wearing a fucking bikini on her vacation and the paparazzi got the pics, and those the world got the pics, and I post every irrelevant whore in a bikini – or at least all the ones who matter – as there are too many whores in bikinis to keep up with..

Well, she’s since got divorced, because with that attitude why would anyone stay with her, she’s a cunt, but still has tits, tits she’s not exploiting topless, but tits she’s still get paid to show off..

Exciting, no, but it happened…can you believe it happened? Vogue Korea. Dreams come true. K-Pop is hotter than this though….but Yes, it still happened, and she’s a model, this is what they do…

I guess what I am saying is that I like when hot girls sue me…because they aren’t ugly girls just complaining.

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2016

23

Feb

Britt Maren Hot for Nasty Gal of the Day

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Britt Maren is an American Model and now she’s in Nasty Gal campaign, and it’s not her first time, it’s just her more stylized 1970s, Manson inspired vibe that all these hipster photographers from instagram are really into. It’s like let’s get some old muscle car as a prop and we will go out to the desert and do the same fuckng thing EVERYONE FUCKING Does.

It’s better than her last campaign for the brand where they photoshoppped out her nipples but I prefer WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLE

Before Nasty Gal she did Victoria’s Secret, so this Instagram model does the rounds….here are the pics, they are good, just cheesy.

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2016

22

Feb

Taylor Swift’s Cameltoe of the DAy

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Pregnant Taylor Swift has a rocking cameltoe – which isn’t rocking in a good way, but more rocking in a Taylor Swift kid of rocking way…

Taylor swift is wearing tight and inappropriate pants – probably pantyless but you never know when you factor in the power of her pussy, not just because it is rich, but because the thing can eat it’s way through anything like that old knife infomercial – she cuts through concrete….so fabric isn’t a challenge for it at all…

I know I’ve said it before and it has been appropriated by all the copycats who steal obvious played out jokes…that her pussy is hungry because it is eating these pants, probably because it’s not full of dick the way it likes to be…Emptional eating but vaginal…

You know all her love songs aren’t about one guy that broke her but rather dick as a concept, so many dick, that involves as many dicks as possible …

Rumor is she’s 2-3 months pregnant…can anyone confirm or deny?

Here are some of her lyrics that were written about dick:

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2016

22

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Should Wear Pants of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is the worst but at least she’s lightened up since the world has seen her asshole in her nude selfies she released in her attempt to come across more interesting than the shell of a personality she has….I guess she’s taking her comedy with fat Amy the use whoever she can to get ahead and the brown guy Aziz she puts inside her even though he’s a pussy and may infact be a lesbian – those Indian bitches are hairy – but you know thick leg and ass cheek with a perv coat happened, it just probably shouldn’t. call me crazy but I like my highest paid celebs to have class and not look like a dumpy college girl rocking her freshman 15-25. This is just a bit too casual Hollywood, what happened to celebs never leaving their compounds on the film studio lot – go back to that since these too much room for me to hate her ass..partially because even I get better ass than this…but becasue I like celebrities who get paid top dollar – to look top dollar.

Sort it out Hollywood. You’re lazy with the no thigh gaps, but an ego that allows you to do whatever you want because “Do You Know Who I am”….I like the sex bruises….they are a nice touch…but still better in pants, even though perverts like us will like anything, and I guess in her defence, nothing she does will be as good as her nudes…no academy award can compare to nude tits intended for dudes to jerk off to her…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

22

Feb

Charli XCX Wants You TO Notice Her of the Day

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Charli XCX wants you to notice her…which isn’t saying much since we live in this self involved world where everyone wants you to notice them. Everyone thinks they are famous and everyone acts entitled, but I guess Charli XCX is more higher level than they are because she has an album or was a guest on some song she worked her way into after signing with a label that will own 98 percent of her earnings if she ever wins, you know another one of these superstars who only makes 500k a year even if she sells 100 million, which can almost guarantee she doesn’t but I assume thinks will if she keeps on showing off the tits…

I don’t care for her, I’ve seen her at an even once and she was som chubby little midget thing, not for me, but maybe for you….probably for you…based on the her having a hole thing…

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