I know that Jerry Seinfeld is not really a looker, but he is rich, and as a rich guy, he can get any pussy he wants….But in his defense, at 17, her nose hadn’t quite matured yet…..and she does have big tits…so big that she started a clothing company for girls with big tits….
With a loan from her father, Zach Lonstein, chief executive officer of Infocrossing, she started her clothing company in 1998. Its mission is to create clothes – including dresses, underwear and swimwear – that can be worn by women who, like Lonstein Gruss herself, have a large bust but maintain a slim waist.
I guess Jewish girls are only really something a Jewish guy can appreciate, you know since psychiatrists say we always go for people who remind us of our mothers, I guess that’s why I have an affinity for whores.
Either way, this is why I resent Holocaust survivors, but maybe I am just bitter because Jews own the world…..and I own a pair of shoes, broken lap top and cell phone I got for free…
Lonstein married Joshua Gruss, son of Martin Gruss, a financier and philanthropist. Joshua Gruss is an investment analyst at his father’s firm and heir to his estimated $500 million fortune.
They currently reside in a $10.3 million townhome on East 61st Street in New York City. They also spend time in their weekend home in Southampton.
Katy Perry is a pig. I don’t care if she’s got tits and that’s her only claim to sex appeal or if she talks about kissing other girls because she knows it is marketable, I have heard her in interviews and she sounds like the type of messy girl who breaks a stool, tries to make out with the bar tender, but ends up making out with some fat dude in the corner, before puking all over the place and running out embarrased. You know the sloppy girl who you see crying at a pizza place after a night of drinking, with a ripped dress, stuffing her face knowing that she sucks at fucking life and that is because she does suck at life and no matter how much she tells me she’s got hot tits, or how often her song bounces around inside my head like a viral infection, we both know that she is the ugly friend nobody wants and no matter how drunk I am, I stay as far the fuck away as I can because despite being easy, she comes with a very persistant attitude and would show up on your doorstep at 4 am begging to suck your dick, which isn’t a bad thing, but can be a pretty fucking annoying thing, because she always seems to smell like french fries and she never really goes away, but she does flip the used condom inside out, hoping to keep you around for the next 18 years, because she’s just that desperate.
Jodie Sweetin/Stephanie Tanner was at some event celebrating her best friend, she brought her dog, I guess her meth had a prior engagement.
In case you don’t know, she suffered child star syndrome, got hooked on meth, went to rehab, got her life together, got married a second time to some nobody, had a kid in April, all while having the biggest fucking tits that don’t look all that big today considering she should be breast feeding still…..
I heard that the first time she lit up to get high, she was reading an article on how the Olsen’s took Full House to the fucking top by starting some billion dollar company out of it, while all she got was de-virginized by Bob Saget’s finger between scenes….but I could have made that up. I have a hard time determining things I’ve seen and things I’ve thought I’ve seen while drunk, so anything’s possible….
I saw this clip of Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View earlier today….they were talking about the pregnant man, who is legally a man, but technically a woman, because motherfucker has a pussy and uterus and gets her period and shit, and to me that makes him a her. I mean, If I can stick my dick in its bearded, mastectomy titty vagina, no matter how dry the fuckin’ thing is, or how much bigger his clit is than my dick, and bitch can get pregnant, despite the emotional and psychological damage it would do to me, she’s still a fucking woman. I don’t care what doctors or the law have to say about it, it’s just a loophole to get gay married….
Anyway, to perpetuate this weirdness of dude getting pregnant to be the father of his baby, the “mother” in the relationship’s been breast feeding the kid, despite how that makes no scientific sense, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck chimes in to say that when she was pregnant and saw other babies….she’d feel her titties fill up with milk….and that makes her a slut. A really weird slut who gets off on having random babies suck her tits, and I figured you’d like that because you are into sex offenders, since you are one.
Either way, here’s a song from Beyonce performing on Oprah, that she wrote for this weird extreme lesbian couple…..and their kid who is going to be totally fucked up when he accidentally sees daddy in the motherfuckin’ shower….
Scroll to 2:20, that’s how I feel about you…I’m doing that same gesture as I type this. Fucker.
You know the story, some crazy Paula Abdul fan named Paula was found dead after taking prescription pills, in front of Paula Abdul’s house. I mean this story screams all kinds of crazy, considering Paula Abdul hasn’t had a fan in decades.
When I first heard the person had tried out to be on the show, I assumed it was William Hung, because the mockery they made out of him and his obvious virginity, coupled with Paula Abdul being the only woman who wasn’t his mother talking to him, could generate some unhealthy obsessions….I mean half of the 5 people who come to this site are socially awkward virgins, lookin’ for the celebrity slut they think they are married to…
Either way, it wasn’t William hung, it was some big titty girl and I think Paula Abdul killed her, after watching that video, her idol rejected her. That’s something that could seriously destroy a crazy person who has an unnatural obsession with the person rejecting her. It’s like this video was the day the dreams ended and for the rest of her time, she just though about those painful words out of Paula Abdul’s mouth….I mean not to mention the fact that she had to live with being obsessed over Paula Abdul, probably one of the most depressing “celebrities” to be obsessed over, if I couldn’t get Paula out of my mind, I’d find out where she lived too, and offed myself to give her nightmares as payback for the nightmare that was my obsession I couldn’t escape……
It’s all too bad, because Paula and her could have had some good times together, they could have been BFFs, they both like getting fucked up, they both can’t sing and they both look like clowns while making fools of themselves on TV…..you’ve probably seen this video, it’s old news, I know, 24 hours is a long time on the internet….
The real tragedy was that is was such waste of tits…
Here is a big set of 40 year old tits on a 40 year old menopausal body. e Nothing like the aging process to motivate me to get off the computer and take a nap because I am not feeling this whole bloggin’ thing today. My brain is muddy and I can’t think of all the funny shit I had planned to talk about today, because I only slept for a minute on the couch because I couldn’t come to terms where my life has gone, much like how Jennifer Tilly felt when she looked at herself in the mirror, having to come to terms with where it all went….but I guess at least she’s got her tits, while I pretty much have nothing. Good times.
Remember Felicity? Either do I. I mean I am not against ginger haired girls and their bright red colored pussies, but I was never into this boring slut. I remember meeting a group of board game playing guys at a bar once who were all up on this bitch. I got to talking to them because I figured playing board games in bars on a Friday night was worse that being the guy hanging at a place where people play board games, and while playing Risk, they were fighting with each other about which one of them they thought Felicity would go for and I figured it would be entertaining to chime in. So here are these fucking losers, throwing out all their strengths and shooting down each other and I was having the time of my life witnessing it, because I am the kind of guy who knows nothing about board games or the people who play them because I find them embarrassing as shit….but not as embarrassing as debating whether Keri Russell would go for you or not and having a totally logical reasoning as to why should would. It was fucked, but not as fucked as her non-existant tits.
This shirt Taylor Swift is wearing looks like something that would normally be see through, but since her handlers have a firm grip on her to not have her fuck up and ruin whatever wholesome image she has that sells records, it looks like they doubled shit up so that you couldn’t get a glimpse of her tits and that’s really okay, sometimes things are better left to the imagination, especially when those things are my fat talking about buying a bikini for a vacation she thinks she’s going to win at the supermarket because she’s a valued customer, the only restitution I have is that they don’t make bikinis in her size, but I still know exactly what the shit would look like and that’s something I don’t really wish on anyone.
I hate being fat. This morning i was walking around and saw a plastic bag filled with sloppy fucking pizza. I assume it was someone’s lunch that they accidentally dropped, or it was some kind of predator hunting for fat people, but shit almost worked on me. I saw it, and despite not knowing who it belonged to, where it came from, how long it had been there, and whether it was poisoned, my initial instinct was to bring in home, brush it off and give it to my wife to test before eating it myself. The I realized that my paranoia would have me in the corner hugging my knees thinking I was drugged and dying or self-induced hallucinating, that would probably lead to me running down the street naked, then getting arrested and institutionalized after they realize that it was all in my head and not actually the affect of a drug and picking up food in plastic bags, no matter how good it looks, is disgusting, and it’d be better to just order a pizza with my wife’s credit card, but I decided to bring it up for my wife, put it on a plate and stick it in the fridge so that when she gets home it’ll be the first thing she eats, without asking, because she’s a sneaky fat girl like that, who thinks if she hides the cookies and eats them without anyone knowing, it’s like she didn’t actually eat them at all, one of those tree falling in the forest situations, only she still gets fat regardless….and I will be very happy when she asks where the pizza came from, after eating half of it, to tell her I found it on the street corner next to a pile of dog shit….she’ll freak.
Speaking of fat, here’s some pictures of Katy Perry showing off her tits, because like all fat chicks, she like to show them off and draw attention to herself, so guys notice them and makes her feel like they are noticing her making her think they she has some value, instead of the looks of disgust she used to get growing up every time she was seen eating in public, before she undeservingly got famous….
Bonus – Here’s a Picture of her a some Perez Hilton lookin’ motherfucker in his underwear because a Katy Perry show is the equivalent of seeing Perez Hilton in his underwear…
On a side note, Katy Perry is fake friends with Perez because she like the media attention and being written about by him, like a slut dating a man with a fat wallet, Katy Perry is an opportunist, which is pretty obvious if you look at where she’s got based on what she’s produced, it just doesn’t make sense…without sucking the right dick, or being a lonely man with a powerful website’s friend…here’s the video.
Either way, I hate this cunt. I hate that she is famous and I hate the song she sings that haunts my dreams….
Here’s her Hot n Cold Video being annoying…
Here’s some 16 year old girl making her own Hot n Cold Video because I make people famous sometimes….
The thing I like about the Royal Family is that they are all heavily inbred, but because they are rich as hell, no one seems to care. Meanwhile, when I was watching some Jerry Springer type show 10 years ago, everyone freaked the fuck out about this redneck who was banging his cousin and trying to get the laws changed so that he could marry her. It’s just another example of the rich being allowed to do whatever they want, while the poor get ostracized for fucking their family members. The world is unfair…..
Either way, her name is Eugenie York, she is Prince Harry and William’s cousin, making her the Queen’s granddaughter.
These pics came with an email….
she’s got it bad for some guy named Hugo but he’s so into um girls who don’t have such wonky boobs haha. he’s a total player. she follows him around like a puppy.
a few months ago she and her friends got completely wasted and ran around her school naked. she goes to boarding school and it was all over the papers here. that’s about all i know about her.
She’s not hot, but she’s from a privileged family, so that pretty much means that she thinks she is, so despite these pics not being very scandalous, I am posting them anyway, because I have a thing for girls who own underwear worth more than me, that’s pretty much why I am down with all girls, because this motherfucker’s got 10 dollars to his name and most girls wear underwear more expensive than that, so I guess I am just posting it because I like all girls rich, royal or addicted to crack sucking dick in alleys, let’s just hope my source gets some of this slag getting in trouble you can masturbate to….in the meantime, here are her pics….
