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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Feb

Ashley Tisdale’s Bad Bikini Dancing of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is a fucking monster. So much so that she had to get her face jacked up by a plastic surgeon in attempt to be tolerable…and she failed…so she got a second nose job and bitch still looks like shit. Doesn’t se live in LA, doesn’t everyone have a fucking nose job? Couldn’t they have done better? Do fucking better bitch.

Well now, at 45 fucking years old, the mom looking body that was once fit to offset that broken face, but now she’s got that sloppy mom body despite not having any kids, her husband is too much of a HOMO High School Musical Groupie for that.

I used to assume they would just sit around and try on dresses and do dances together, but as it turns down the Disney Trained bitch CAN’T EVEN dance….which is beyond weird, but may help her go viral on TikTok like the other retards on TikTok…maybe this is her calling….like that toothless meth head I follow on TikTok because her shit is so absurd, but I doubt Tisdale will be able to be compelling…even her bikini dances are shit…because she is shit. Prove me wrong.

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2020

Feb

Mexican Singing gets Punched Mid Selfie Song and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Fakes Being a Retard

Dude Killing it at a Wedding

Angry Neighbor

Cop Busted Sniffing Little Girl Panties on Nanny Cam – WHAT THE FUCK

Man Gets Rim Job After Polishing Tires

Man Drinking Bat Blood

Bridge No More….

Woman Spits into Tissue and Puts it Back in Dispenser…

Plane Arrives from China

SUV vs Hill

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I gotta think less about death and more about how all the young girls in the internet have butt plugs cuz it is trendy to anal train like positive vibes only and inclusivity….ass play is the now and at least 25 percent of girls under 30 have butt plugs…50 percent of them are wearing them as they serve you at the restaurant, starbucks or menial bullshit job they work….and those numbers are just increasing by the day….butt plug / anal training is the now and that is what we should focus on before we die of the Corona Virus…a virus I’ve had since I first drank a Corona and realized they sterilize the bottles with urine…

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Fat Nerds doa Super Bowl Parody – The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen – Ever…
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Vanessa Hudgens is Probably Fucking SHAQ
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Juan Miguel is Probably Pumped – He Just Sold Hamilton to Disney for a Fuck Ton of Money
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Anti Feces in Food in Campaign – Let me Eat My E-Coli in Peace – NARC
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Poolside
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Rush Limbaugh Says he has Advanced Lung Cancer
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Woman Fakes Death in Front of Cat
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Is China Hiding Corona Virus Facts
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4 Ladies Naked by the Pool
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Lady Gaga’s New Man
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I eat pistachio when I take my dog out like an ultra marathon runner carb loading to get another mile and I always get dirty looks from women who think I am sucking my fingers while looking at them cuz I am…you know fingers in my mouth as I stare at their faces…then pussies in their leggings…then ass as they walk buy…like I am some kind of pervert cuz I am…the pistachios are just there for a valid excuse if I get questioned by the authorities or the feminist man hating groups….”I was just eating Pistachios you over-reacter”…..

Point of the story is STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOW. It is not a debate. It is NOT interesting. It is not FUN. Who cares!! They just want you to be talking about it, that’s why they booked the grannies, put them in lingerie and had them twerk for the world like they weren’t old, rich, bloated trash…

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Georgia May Jagger Lingerie Modeling
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Weird Girl Jumping Obstacles Like a Horse for the GRAM….
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Bella Thorne Dancing in Booty Shorts….
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Sami Hanratty Lame No Nipple Topless Shoot
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The World’s Greatest Drag Race
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Victoria’s Secret Models Complaining About the Brand being Toxic
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Kaia Gerber’s Nipples in a Selfie
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Lily Rose Depp See Through in Body Suit
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Adriana Lima Pre Super Bowl Titties
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Audio of Amber Heard Saying She’s a Snake Cunt Bitch
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Madison Beer HOT Big Tits in a Cat Suit
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Tallulah Willis BUTT SHOT
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Rihanna in Lingerie in a Wig
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ScarJo is Disgusting
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Topless Natalie Portman in 2000
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Padma Laskshmi Hard Nips
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Pam Anderson Divorces Husband 5 after 12 Days
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Zoe Kravitz Nipple for Fashion
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Golden Retriever and New Puppy…
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Big Titty Instagram / Twitter Comic Nacho Sarah Going Viral
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Julian Lennon Has Skin Cancer
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Charlotte Lawrence’s Nipple
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Elisha Cuthbert – Titty in a Dress
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Over 90,000 People have Corona Virus
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Tourists Trampling Thermal Vents at Yellowstone
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The Best Superbowl 2020 ads – what a scam – hyping ads – they are ads –
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Elon Musk – Techno Track
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Maya Otsoko’s Lingerie Shoot
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Dolphin Swims into Paddle Boarders
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Carol Vorderman Doing Weather in Welsh
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Annalisa and Veronika – TITTY SHOW
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That Dude struggling at the Festival with the Girl on his Shoulders – THROWBACK
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Reaching 100 KM/H on a Longboard
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings…Skinny as Shit…
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Celebs Celebrating the Super bowl
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Irina Shayk in a One Piece Bathing Suit
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Kate Middleton’s Cleavage…
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Saoirse Ronan in a Dress
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Emilia Clarke in a Black Dress
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LilY Rose Depp’s See Through Dress
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Pixie Lott in a White Dress
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Gillian Anderson’s Cleavage
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Scarjo is Trash
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Kate Beckinsale’s Fuck Me Boots
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Gallery of Alex Davalos….
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Bin of Ducks is the Hot Reddit Amateur
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Just Lesbian Things…
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Beach Vagina
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Sluts on Boats
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Ivah Anseline’s Ass in THong…
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Girl in Weird Outfits Putting things in her Ass
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13 People having a Shitty Day
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Awesome Body….
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Boobs on Glass
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Fun Run – Pussy Out
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Two Titty Bitches with a Football
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Throwback to Janet Jackson’s Titty Flash
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Pale Teen Got her Tits Out
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Raver Babes
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They Call Her the Nastiest Girl on Porn Site
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Big Titty Diddle
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2020

Feb

Shakira Panty Flash for the Superbowl of the Day

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All everyone is talking about is how amazing the Super Bowl Half Time show was.

I hate how everyone is saying how hot they were. I realize that some people are confused and felt it was too slutty for family programming….clearly people who have never been on the internet or through their kid’s photos on their phone….where they are spread assed in selfies for their friends at all ages….because it was hardly slutty.

Then there are people who were confused by the Peurto Rican flag, thinking it was the Texas Flag, thinking it was a target on Texas due to their treatment of American born first generation immigrants at the Mexican border…..

Why is everyone freaking out about it? I assume it is because they were two old hags and people are like “that’s what 50 looks like if you’re rich as fuck vain cunt with face injections who works out all fucking day to maintain whatever body it is she has at 50 years old after a few kids”….

Maybe it was for the Nostalgia…like we needed to hear Shakira’s Africa song for the World Cup from what 8-12 years ago…..or Jenny from the Block….from 15 years ago….I mean that’s a long fucking time ago….

I just think it’s another one of these “inclusivity” things, where people feel the need to think it was good because it was for the Latin people, and thus if you say it sucked you’ll have to deal with your racism…despite being a racist…or maybe people are just positive thinkers and figure Super Bowl Half Time performances are always shit, so if there’s a stripper pole included, or some mom pussy flashing…and Shakira showing you how to eat ass in a tongue video…that’s all the substance we need.

I don’t have the answers, I just felt embarrassed for the old hags and felt maybe they shoulda sat it out and let some new blood in, but then I remembered dude to menopause they forget what new blood is.

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2020

Feb

Bella Thorne in a Bra of the Day

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As uneventful as Bella Thorne is, she’s consistently putting out slutty pics of her tits, that I assume she bought with her Disney Money after she turned 18 and decided to emancipate herself from her mother who prior to selling her to Disney, sold her off to various men, like her stepfather….securing that victim of abuse trauma we need to get pics like this all these years later.

She’s basically a shapeshifter who follows whatever is trendy and attaches herself to whatever is trendy because she’s got no soul or vision or creativity…and really who needs any of that when you can just rip off the instagram girls who are trying to get ahead, or to a place you’re at….when you’re already there.

So pull out the tits, do dances, whatever it takes to get that validation you need as a girl with Sex Appeal for the pervert men to comment vulgar things on….

From producing porn, to acting in movies, to being a social media retard in a Throuple, the only good thing about her is that her greasy mooch boyfriend with the long hair isn’t co starring in any of her pics anymore, she’s onto new dick.

What I am saying is that she’s pretty fucking lame, but when tits are involved, I can deal with that lameness and focus on the lameness that is my dick thanks to the drinking, over exposure to porn, diabetes, impotance, etc….

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2020

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie of the Day

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Do you remember when Doutzen Kroes was sent back to the Netherlands after Victoria’s Secret decided to not renew her contract because they were done Human Trafficking her, and she had 2 kids with her DJ boyfriend who was out fucking groupies every summer on a weekly basis in Ibiza?

I do….

But apparently the old, tired, mom is still at the lingerie modelling, not for Victoria’s Secret, but still half naked, because that is her calling, or maybe that’s how she keeps her husband thinking that she’s a working model and not some weathered DJ shore who annoys him, brings him down with her neediness, or uses his kids against him to get what she wants, when all he wants to do is get his dick sucked in a Villa by 20 year old party girls…

Making Doutzen Kroes a huge fucking cockblock….that you’d all be happy trying to fuck if you had the opportunity, cuz you aren’t married to her and you don’t have kids with her and you aren’t a DJ with other options.

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2020

Feb

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

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Dua Lipa is another Famous from Youtube because that is how you get famous. She’s Albanian like all the other popstars or trying to be popstars…like Rita Ora and Bebe Rexha. I guess Albanians are trained to sing and dance at a young age in the event they need to be human trafficked….but maybe Alabanians are more into human trafficking non Albanian women. What do I know about Albania other than that 3 of the most talked about popstars who I’ve never heard sing are Albanians…

Apparently, Albanians are keen to get rich by any means possible, that’s what I read on the internet when trying to find Alabian MEMES to learn about the country, since MEMES are the only formal education you need in this era of everyone is a fucking retard.

So getting the daughters to sing and dance to either stage parent or to put on youtube to seduce men into watching their videos is a strategy for that.

So is not wearing a bra, which isn’t news in this era of no one wearing a bra, if anything the news would be that a bitch chose to wear a bra today….which would be tragic since we’ve come so far as a people…to get to this nipples first approach to getting dressed.

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2020

Feb

Georgia May Jagger Lingerie of the Day

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Georgia May Jagger who is Rupert Murdoch’s stepdaughter thanks to her mom being a gold digger hunting down those billionaire 80 year old cocks that run the fucking media…who you may or may not have seen at the Super Bowl in the BOX last night….you know not in Jerry Hall’s box, but a rich person box to watch the game from…..

She’s also Mick Jagger’s daughter…which you can tell from the lips…you know for you Mick Jagger fans, the Stones are a great fucking band and I am a fan, but I’ve never quite looked at Mick in his flamboyant ways and though what it’d be like to get those Dick Sucking Lips on my dick, I mean not until Georgia May happened, which was probably 10 years ago when she started her modeling…and I guess she’s still at it, booking work, but at least she’s got the hots to carry it…there are so many other celebrity kids that are just trash and succeeding, where as this one’s good.

She’s 28, this is a campaign for some collab between Victoria’s Secret and some trendy lingerie line, that I guess VS probably owns a piece of, and why wouldn’t they own all the competition.

In the event you didn’t know, Victoria’s Secret founder is one of the main reasons Epstein was rich, thanks to managing his money, I think accounted 80 percent of Epstein’s wealth to Victoria’s Secret because they are creeps, but we already knew they were creeps, but the mall shopper never cared about them being creeps, they just wanted to over pay with panties, and apparently as the brand struggles to survive, due to irrelevance, not people mad that they are creeps, they are having no problem buying trendier brands to participate in their strategy, since eveyrone is a whore.

There was a big expose on the brand being a toxic place for the women they created celebrities out of and who they used to market the panties….the women saying they were objectified, fondled, and fucked to get the job mad that they had to do that when they could have not done it..in a “let’s target all men, blame all men, and take no accountability for our whore actions”…kind of way.

Not that I am defending billionaire perverts….especially not PEDO ones I just find it so inconsistent that people still work with the evil brand for money but hate the evil brand for their toxic environment in how they treated the sex workers they gave legit careers to.

The whole thing – NUTS.

But Georgia May Jagger…still hot.

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2020

Feb

Kaia Gerber Bra Selfie of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, the 18 year old sold by her rich as fuck family, is out here being slutty enough for me….which doesn’t require being slutty at all…. I am an optimist and see the slutty glass full at all times…a bitch just needs to be alive and breathing and I can see the slutty in her…it is in the eyes…and in the fact that I know they’ve all tried anal….

Below is the important pic where you can see her nipples…because that’s what the kids are into…showing you their nipples..not that she’s a kid, she’s over 18 and has been prostituted by her mother to the fashion industry for the family’s ego for the last 5 years already….and really they are just nipples, but nipples are great.

Here she is doing squats in the gym

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