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2019

16

Sep

Rita Ora Wet T Shirt of the Day

Rita Ora has won. I remember listening to talk radio before they were called PODCASTS and some dude had a fame scale based on RITA ORA….like “from one to Rita Ora”….as she represented zero fucking fame…..the host asked the guy who Rita Ora was and he was like “exactly”….a name you know, maybe tits you’ve seen, but prior to finally breaking through after a decade of trying this past year…she was a zero…just a bitch who fucked Rob Kardashian, got into the scene and went to every fucking party she could to find dudes to fuck to advance her career…and it worked…because like I just said two lines up…she charted last year, making it all worthwhile, and really what the fuck else were her tits to do the last 10 years…other than get some mileage put on them…since they are great.

I don’t know what this wet t-shirt is, I mean I know she’s trying to find clever ways to show off her tits, but the takeaway for me is that I miss wet t-shirt contests…they used to be a weekly thing and now…they are dead…unlike Rita Ora…who for some reason exists…

Here is her nip slip..

Here she is flashing her panties..

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2019

16

Sep

Stella Maxwell Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell wore a typical outfit you’d expect her to wear…cuz it has her full tits out and she likely fancies herself some kind of artist on some quest for women’s rights and is using her tits to get there but the truth is that she’s just some groupie slut, who manipulated more important women than her into sex, like she was some kind of WEINSTEIN, to further her agenda.

When she started she was some uneven titty hipster chick with a shaved head who did nude shoots with Terry Richardson, and now she’s a fucking lipstick lesbian who has a million dollar contract with a CHEESY and EVIL brand that is so far off the mark of hipster, even now when hipster is the mainstream, they flounder and clothes stores, cuz they are just that lame….while pulling her tits out at events in hopes people will talk about her..cuz she’s just that fucking eager to make her time on this earth as some sort of “celebrity” really matter.

I’d hate on it, but how can you hate on some flowing white night gown that reminds you of your foster mother who used to come into your room late at night and make you eat her out….back in the 70s….with her titty out…it’s the best outfit anyone could possibly wear…

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2019

16

Sep

Serena Williams Erotica of the Day

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Serena Williams is following the lead of young Tennis stars who beat her, Bianca The Gypsy from Canada , by posting her own version of the shameless bikini selfie, only she’s in a more age appropriate outfit, and she doesn’t have her giant mom ass in a thong like you’d expect, because I guess that is what happens when you’re old and you know it, and I can’t hate on that, or call her a man who played in women tennis to win, like all the trans are doing these days, making it less a joke and more an actual reality, in another example of REALITY stealing my fucking jokes and making them happen….

BUT THE POINT IS….you can’t hate on an old fuck, wearing a bathing suit you’d expect to see an old fuck wear, in an era where old fucks still think they are hot, while Serena likely never thought she was hot, she was just there for the fucking tennis or some shit.

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2019

16

Sep

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd proves that average looking girls can go a long way if they are built with massive tits…

This isn’t some new revelation of humanity, I am sure cavemen would look at the average girl in the tribe and think “hot tits, I’m gonna knock her up so I can play with them whenever I want”…jokes…cavemen used to take what they wanted, since men were built bigger and stronger than women, they’d just fucking rape them to keep our species alive….but you get what I am saying and that is that girls with fat tits and a small frame don’t need to be hot to get followers, campaigns, sugar daddies….as we are all easily exciteable and only here for them tits…and these are SOME TITS…like 12 pair of tits rolled into one…

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2019

16

Sep

Tits at the Emmy Awards of the Day

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The Emmy Awards Happened. I had no idea. I don’t know who was nominated or who won. You can always google that shit and figure it out on you own. As much as I’d like to be a useful resource with exclusive journalistic and editorial coverage of dumb shit other people are covering, I am only interested, and BARELY interested at that, in the tits….because the internet has an endless supply of tit and this whole celebrity thing is pretty obsolete…at least on a titty level….and TOTALLY obsolete on an award level because this isn’t given out to deserving people, what they are being awarded is totally subjective and does nothing good for the world…not to mention it can be bought…so it’s just a massive jerk off pissing contest for people who scam you and get paid heavy for it….

So here are the tits that were there….

Tinashe more like Who the Hell Is a She with the tits out…

Sydney Sweeney sadly hiding her massive tits..

Sarah Shahi…who..?

Olivia Munn..has absolutely no business here expect to suck media dick…

Kim Kardashian and her plastic face…

Diane Guerrero with the tits pushed up…

Allie Marie Evans whoever the hell that is, with a bit of nipple action…

Nicole Scherzinger always brings the tits…

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2019

16

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Check Bikini Edition of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is still ugly….

I used to do a feature when she was a High School Musical starlet that got a lot of hype, that would basically just call her ugly, I didn’t go so far as to highlight or put arrows to her ugliness, but I assume the 2 readers who read it understood what I was getting at when I laughed at her botched nose, or whatever.

The inspiration behind my hatred wasn’t that I was an incel woman hating asshole, even though that is what the simple minded assumed….my inspiration was that she was nominated for an MTV award for being the hottest starlet on TV or something…and I was like “FAKE NEWS” and had to do my part to counter those lies…

In my calling her not hot, I did give her credit for fitness, cuz you can’t just slam some girl for having an ugly face, when we’re more into her body anyway, the world needs balance…you know accept that she’s not hot, but still fuck her cuz she’s got a hot pussy or tits or whatever.

She has since let herself go, this was years ago, and she must be 35 by now….but she has figured out angles and that upper stomach “AB” looking thing …while she shamelessly bikini selfies….and the fact that spellcheck doesn’t flag selfie as a word that shouldn’t exist is partially to blame for this…

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2019

16

Sep

Bella Hadid Torturing a Horse of the Day

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Bella Hadid harrasing a horse….I assure you she didn’t ask for consent….but maybe it is because it’s her long lost relative, maybe a grandpappy to justify her horse face you can’t really see thanks to her getting all those muppet injections.

But the point is that this equis erotica is disturbing….as it always is…I don’t like horse fetishists because I like horses and find it sick…

But not as sick as all these girls who are all about consent and are the first to accuse a man of raping them. Sometimes, just because you look at them, or maybe tell them they looked good…or asked them to smile…will trigger a fucking crazy response. I know girls, I have seen girls on this feminist kick use examples that are just fucking insane to justify their TOXIC MASCULINITY agenda….being the ones to grab a horse and face fuck it….

I doubt being told she’s hot upsets Bella Hadid being the ugly duckling in her ugly family that has been able to troll the media into thinking she’s hot…it’s like “Keep calling her hot, that’s what she wants, that’s the narrative we’ve scripted”….and with each compliment or job offer she gets, it is like a win for their marketing team as a whole….and even if she has to use her hole to get that marketing win for the team as a whole..it’s not rape, it’s business….but the way she’s manhandling this horse with her tits out in the weirdest of ways…

Here are her nipples..

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2019

16

Sep

Bella Thorne Bikini Beach Clean Up of the Day

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Bella Thorne the porno, Disney, molested as a child, sexualizes herself while sharing her gross stories with her fans about things like yeast infections and cystic acne, so that they know she’s real…has found a way to balance out her bullshit, attention seeking, make as much noise about herself as possible existence by adding some good….in the form a beach clean-up….activism and half nakedness coming together for our OCEANS….

I am into it, even if I find her tranny looking piece of shit with fake tits who is bad for the future generation….

The reality is that greed has been destroying the world since industrialization, subsidized fossil fuel and lumber to make it affordable for the end consumer at a cost to the earth, over commercialization and consumption, have more babies to buy product you don’t need, eat this Genetically Modified food from the grocery store, instead of growing it yourself, or getting it local off someone who grew it in your county, all for profit….manufacturing, transporting those manufactured things from CHINA, to grace your closet or home, not benefiting your life in any way, just getting you more and more in debt as you try to live up to the pressure of society….ALL WHILE KILLING NATURE…

You see, I hate humans, but I like nature…I like animals, I like babbling fucking brooks that you can drink out of and not die from pesticide or factory run off….and humans, whomst I hate are thinking immediate profit, not how to sustain the next 7 generations of our species…

Global Warming Hoaxes or not, CONSUMPTION that starts at the top through manufacturing and farming and all that is destroying where we live and basically fucking KILLING us…

So is a beach clean up going to fix that, is stopping single use plastic going to fix that, is recycling going to fix that? Probably not. We are all going to die because of HUMANS who got rich killing the eart. But I’ll watch dumb millennials think they are heroes whilst half naked doing their part…picking up trash when they are trash….

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2019

16

Sep

Ariel Winter Got Them TIts Out of the Day

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Ariel Winter and her anchor scar tits thanks to being slaughtered and rebuilt but kept huge, because she knew she didn’t have much going for her besides the tits, as everything else on her is below average even when tits and celebrity and money are factored in…

So she went from a sloppy and gross F-Cup brought it to a D-Cup all before she turned 18, because I guess the hormones in the foods fucked her up like it was DDT, or maybe the whole being fat, going through childhood trauma young, got her her period at 7 years old, so by the time she’s in her 20s, she’s got the reproductive organs of a 40 year old…

Who fucking cares, we are here to observe and analyze her tits and how she presents them to the world and that’s exactly what we are going to do…

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