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2019

01

Aug

Rita Ora Wet Titty Tease of the Day

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I avoided doing this post.

I tried to not post another Rita Ora post.

I feel like we’ve given her enough visibility over the years.

I don’t feel like her showing us her tits was sufficient payback.

She is boring, she isn’t interesting, she’s a low level pretending to be a high level, gutter Kardashian fucking trash who has been to every party the last 5 years hoping to get noticed and she sucks…literally and figuratively…on some Kelly Osborne Shit.

The UK trash….who had Rob Kardashian’s abortion…still got the milk filled tits to steal your American jobs with…and here’s her smut….hiding her nipples smut…like she’s not the slut who’s tits we’ve already seen.

It’s not time to play coy, shy, tease…you washed up trash.

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2019

01

Aug

Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day

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Oh shit…I forgot to post Sofia Richie and her new fake ass…

She’s basically a gutter Kardashian, so into their bowel movement of a movement, that she got herself cast as the young fuck slut to the older party pervert who knocked up the older Kardashian 3-4 times and stayed fake married to her for a bunch of seasons, before getting out of that and into this…

She’s a rich kid, got that Lionel Richie money, and she’s spending it like all the girls are, on new faces and asses, and fat sucked out of their stomach…looking like muppets with good waist to hip ratio as they travel in luxury for the social media feed…

She is so dialled in with the Kardashians, and it is all a bullshit scam…last week she was on Vacation with Kourtney and Kylie…like part of the family…

In what fucking real family, where people have real emotions, would the teen fuck slut to the ex husband of a sister be invited on vacation with them…it’s all a LIE…it would never happen.

Not to mention she was out there promoting Kylie’s cosmetics…cuz it’s all a lie…storylines people buy into….

Speaking of Kylie….I find it really negligent and misleading on some fake news shit that can be detrimental to a society – when the media calls Kylie Jenner a self made billionaire or the youngest self made billionaire.

They legitimately write that title as they suck her and her family’s dick…instead of calling them out…

The fact is that, all bitch did was post pics to her IG channel she only has because the family ran a marketing company that started with Kim K porno, back when Kylie was 5.

Every single move made from TV show, to merch, to brand deals, to scandals, has been fabricated and spun by the marketing company for gains. It has worked.

It is the media’s responsibility to be more responsible in their reporting because this kind of misinformation can fuck kids who watch her and idolize her when they realize they can’t even make 100 dollars sucking dick on sugar baby sites….let alone a BILLION dollars…

I’ve never seen one of their show, but these cunts are everywhere….

Sofia Richie is probably the least of the evils…but she’s a fucking disappointment as she lives this lazy rich kid life…instead of doing something…

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2019

01

Aug

Shay Mitchell Diaper Fetish of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is pregnant with some guy I bought dinner for once…True Story. Google it. Canadian connection. We all know each other…but I don’t know this one…

She’s decided to wear diapers, probably getting paid by the diaper company to wear the diapers, maybe just making a viral video for her youtube, or maybe just being overly honest with her fans about the fact that she likes sitting in her own piss during her pregnancy, cuz she’s a lazy fucking rich kid, totally fucking coddled and this is what they do….wait for the opportunity to wear diapers again cuz they aren’t spoiled enough.

It’s revolting to me, but probably hot to you…diaper fetish…pregnant pissing herself fetish you weird fuck….

We live in an era of everyone sharing all their inner most secrets, all their gross quirks in attempts to normalize it, to be “real” even though they are all fake as fuck, look at the face…shit ain’t normal…

She’s a clever actor turned social media personality with the face injections….who managed to figure out there’s more to acting and that is branching out and focusing on social media / youtube / as the money is on social….Then she’s got product lines and shit to sell to her fans….

She started out rich and spoiled in West Vancouver, an immigrant in private schools before getting on Degrassi… so it’s been an easy ride, and once you get that following thanks to pretty little lies, then she faked her way into becoming an influencer but I appreciate the hustle…cuz I don’t belive in hustling…but this isn’t about her…it is about her diapers…what the fuck.

Here is the full video..

Heres her pussy flash

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2019

01

Aug

Shailene Woodley Tits of the Day

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Shailene Woodley is not hot.

I’ve seen her in person, boring.

I’ve seen her in movies, boring.

I’ve seen her in a TV show, boring.

She’s got some titty, but she’s 7 feet tall, so it’s not that impressive..and since I base my opinion of women on the quality of their genitals, but if I don’t see their genitals, I go to the next best thing which is either ass or tits, this Shailene is not that impressive.

What makes her even worse is that she’s an activist who got arrested for her activism…which means she thinks she is important or doing good work to save the world…and nothing more self righteous and annoying than that….it’s like she got into a movie where she’s got cancer and all of a sudden her celebrity, her voice and her opinion should be heard….like she’s got something to say…when she doesn’t…she’s a fucking actor not an educated, trained anything…maybe she should save the opinions for experts while sticking to titty pics/videos for IG…where she clearly feels at home doing…

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2019

01

Aug

Madison Beer Ass Shorts of the Day

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Madison Beer has here ass out in shorts, it’s the style, which is a slutty style, in this era of empowerment, where you aren’t allowed to stare at asses that go by, because it’s objectifying women, when really it’s just appreciating their outfit choices, admiring their style, cuz it reminds you of a sex worker you once bought a blowjob from…

She’s got a face injected face, the pressure of looking like a muppet is real, if you don’t look like a muppet you don’t matter….

I saw a girl at the Grocery Store last night, I was behind her in line and she had the full look, the fake lips, the cat eyes, the cheeks, in a spandex outfit…I wanted to ask her what possessed her to do that to herself, what made her think that look was THE look to have..but instead I just stared at her empowered that is clearly just insecure in denial, trying to convince herself she’s not insecure as she drops 1000s on a dumb looking face….ass…you know to appreciate the instagam inspired look.

That is what Madison Beer reminds me of…the media manipulator from Youtube using what she can to exist in this pop culture, everyone is famous…world…

Here she is in some magazine

How about Madison Beer…

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2019

01

Aug

Julianne Hough Bad Naked Mormon of the Day

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Julianne Hough is the worlds worst mormon.

Does she think she’s on RUMSPRINGA still…

I know she’s denounced the church before and is no longer a Mormon. She blames Mormonism for her and her brother being forced to fuck during their professional dance training. A victim of abuse, always the first one to sexualize herself, due to the trauma of being sexualized not by choice, it’s a defense mechanism that is designed to make the content harder to jerk off, but to many, it probably makes it easier to jerk off to.

Plus I don’t buy the whole getting naked in a photoshoot not being clickbait, an attempt to be empowered and reclaim her sexuality her brother took from her…right…it’s an attempt to say “I’m here, naked, look at me”…

Bad Mormon will be punished one day….

Here’s some Mormon Memes….cuz if you know me…and you do…we’re good friends here…I just don’t know your name….Melissa Joan Hart….I see you….then you know I like Mormon Memes.

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2019

01

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Still Trying to Be Hot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin was ousted from “Social Media Influencer” before she really got started. I guess she’s one of those self destructing people who fail at things they could have easily made happen…..if it wasn’t for their instability…

She was doing beach and travel content for a solid two years with her boyfriend and people were interested in seeing Baldwin and Bassigner’s daughter living that beach life. Then she went fucking nuts, got prison tattoos, became a lesbian, went to rehab more than once….as her cousin, the god loving slut we just saw dance dirty, linked up with the Kardashian and took all the low hanging jobs….cuz there’s only room for one Baldwin bitch…

So now, as Ireland and her 7 foot tall frame try to rebuild the empire she destroyed before it became an empire…..she’s posting bikini ass shots…not bad. It’s a strategy that works. They should teach this in college…

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2019

01

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Pussy Dance of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber is doing some slow twerk while looking over her shoulder, one that reminds me of a horny girl trying to get fucked on the dancefloor, or maybe a horny girl pushing back on a cock cuz she learned that in a porno she watched…and she’s doing it in a Corset…

I thought Hailey Baldwin Bieber was a Christian. Her whole union with Bieber was that through god and their church thanks to being two fucked up young rich kids making their way in the world surrounded by all this temptation….

Does that mean, that once you’re married, you can start simulating sex through dance on the internet, you know it’s not against god’s way for husband and wife to fuck hard, unless birth control is involved….is the marriage what gives Baldwin the green light to let out her inappropriate moves for people to jack off to?

I mean, the girl has been half naked on social media for a long time now, she’s been a low level whore, friends with the Kardasians…a Narcissistic celebrity kid trying to make a name for herself on social media…trying to become the false idol her God is supposed to hate….so her Christian nonsense was always just nonsense….she was sexualizing herself underage…like the priests like if she was a Catholic boy…but that’s all still NON Christian…

It’s just silly these idiots believe their own bullshit.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2019

01

Aug

Emma Roberts Lesbian Kiss of the day

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Emma Roberts is a lesbian. I guess this is what happens when you’re from a broken home and you feel the need to get love and affection anywhere you can because you are addicted to it…like you dad was addicted to cocaine when he was too busy for you when you were in your formative years….

Or maybe this is just how people in LA greet themselves because they are so liberal and open, despite being money grubbing, greedy rich fucks, who only care about themselves, the show they put on for each other is far more sympathetic…

Or maybe…just maybe…everyone is fucking queer, it’s a trend, I see Lesbian Couples all the fucking time, where one is a fucking girl and the other looking like an eager pubescent boy trying to get his first over the pants handjob, parading his bitch around…

That said, where are the scissoring pics.

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2019

01

Aug

Lady Gaga Depressed Tits of the Day

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How sad and depressed do Lady Gaga’s tits look like they have real mental health problems…in a “If you or one of your family members is suffering like Lady Gaga’s tit, call this number…” situation…

Them fuckers are mangled, built like a deflated balloon at my 5th birthday party when my mother was too busy fucking American John’s in the other room to watch me blow out the candles on my cake….

I’m talking a full fat chick turned skinny after finding starvation and fitness as a replacement for food, but her deflated tits never got the chance to bounce back from the abuse of being fat tits…and now require surgery..

I’m talking mom of 7-10 kids in an African tribe, hang to the belly button, which is why Brad Coopeer came on them – tits.

I’m talking some trans motherfucker having a bad reaction to his hormones….not making the tits as solid as the hormones in the food do for the girls of this generation…leaving him with some droopy looking weeirdness.

Lady Gaga has never been hot, always gross, and her act was always set to off-set her not being hot…so seeing a saggy tit doesn’t surprise me…or inspire me…it’s gross, but this bitch is busted, broken down and none of that matters because she won a scam thanks to being a media manipulator as all popstars are…thanks to their marketing budgets. So she matteres…saggy tit and all.

If this is your fetish, you’re fucking queer.

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