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2019

22

Apr

Josephine Skriver Coachella Tits of the Day

Coachella had a second weekend….Josephine Skriver the Geneitically modified robot from the Netherlands that Victoria’s Secret built in a lab…with a scientist she calls her dad….like Edward Scissorhands but instead of having Scissor for hands…she’s got tits and a hot model body….that has only had one penis inside it cuz some pervert model fucker recruited her onto his dick and now they are getting married…

The whole Coachella thing amazes me because it is still a thing, you’d assume the people would be fucking over it….

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2019

22

Apr

Top 10 Nude Instagram Girls of the Day

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I will not tell you their names..

I will just post the 10 pictures of nudity on instagram

To remind you that PUBLIC traded Companies like Facebook….are pervert porn sites in disguise.

To remind you that Zuckerberg who was lucky enough to be the defacto social media platform…thanks to good timing…was just in it for the tits.

To remind you that girls of the internet WILL get naked for attention, likes, follows, collabs…especially in fake photoshoots…to help them feel hot and important…like they matter.

All good things…here are the 10 pics.

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2019

22

Apr

Delilah Hamlin Hard Nipples of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin has found her angle, it’s no bra in a wifebeater, which in 1997 was a fetish of mine…

Is she speaking to my 1997 fetish…from seeing great tits outside of PUNK ROCK shows braless and in Wife Beaters….drinking pitchers of beer with MESCALINE in it….

Or is she just into showing off her tits and found a way to do it that is not as shameless as just pulling out her tits.

She realizes that humanity as as simple minded as we were in 1997 despite all the technology…and we all still like a good hard nipple under a thin fabric so that we can see the hard nipple…if anything the technological advances since 1997 has just made it easier for trash to monetize off of how basic we are.

She’s Lisa Rina’s duaghter, Lisa Rina’s a bottom feeder, so it is safe to say they are doing all the tactics, pulling all the stops to get her daughter where she needs to be so that she doesn’t need to be a bottom feeder to. Living the LA dream..despite this being pretty much bottom feeding…

Good times…

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2019

22

Apr

Halsey Flashing Her Pussy of the Day

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Halsey is some club kid, who pretends she’s from some broken home, poverty stricken, homeless even, on her own life…sure you are Halsey…

Bitch was sucking DJ dick in the VIP room of the trendy club the DJ rolled through, and managed to convince dude to let her lay a vocal track down….

Bitch was clearly the life of the party, the crazy and wild underage girl who danced like she is in the GIF, something DJs have a hard time turning down, cuz DJs are typically fucking nerds…..

I used to be around DJs when I was drinking in clubs, and every last one of them, I’m talking internation DJs to local club DJs….were socially awkward weirdos who only got laid cuz they were DJs and who likely only became DJs to get laid….it was before DJing was a trend, and they were making a couple hundred dollars a night, not a couple hundred thousand dollars…which in and of itself is so fucking dumb and could easily end if club promoters and club owners said “Fuck that”…but instead they buy into the hype, the lie, the marketing hustle, the trend….

EITHER WAY….Halsey, we’re talking about Halsey, the wild party girl who sucked some dick, got on a shitty electronic track, and since that’s pop music now, she fucking exists and in existing and maintaining that “celebrity” as a popstar, despite just being some bitch who laid down a vocal track for a DJ….it’s that easy these days….she does shit like twerk on social media.

Now, I have known DJ whores over the years…the girls who fuck DJs…whether they are local or international…and I have known these types for DECADES, they have always existed, but we’re now in an era where DJ whores, the record carrying bitches…can have careers out of it..and that’s fucking weird…they are more than just the pussy that got fisted at 4 am after the party…..they are now considered “talent”….if only the DJ whores I know then weren’t all in their late 30s and married with kids…they’d be living the fucking dream…instead of the suburban dream knowing they once fucked Skrillex, AOKI, DIPLO and Tiesto while A-Trak jerked off in the corner all in the same month back in 2005.

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2019

22

Apr

Britney Spears is Alive of the Day

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Britney Spears is in rehab, hey pretend that she checked herself into rehab, but forget that she is under the control of her father, and that she doesn’t have the authority to check herself into rehab.

She is a fucking prisoner, who has been a great earner for the family, but who is totally fucking brain washed and abused like a Feral baby, forced to live in a cage…

It’s a sad fucking story, that someone who has managed to do so much, I mean, she’s BRITNEY SPEARS…is capable of living a great life off her money, but instead is a fucking slave.

Even the dudes she calls her boyfriend are hired help….

She’s jacked up on all kinds of meds, and since Daddy Spears was out getting surgery for cancer she’s likely semi-happy about, because her only escape is his death….he needs her under watch…

They say she stopped taking her meds, which in slave owner talk means she’ll realize she’s a prisoner and that is bad….so they locked her the fuck up…

I don’t know how this is allowed. I don’t know why she hasn’t been freed to do her Britney life wherever she wants cuz she has put in enough work to afford it…

But I know someone needs to speak up for her…and get her out of the shackles that her dad, who clearly has a platantion owner mentality….Louisiana trash looking up to Louisana old money jealousy…so he’s using his daughter…right in front of all of our eyes…

Poor Britney Spears…looking like a wreck….out of rehab….still alive though..so there is hope for an escape….

Here she is being restrained as usual…her bodyguard trainer boyfriend’s got her fucking under his grip…it’s all very sick.

Some throwbacks to remember her crazy by

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2019

22

Apr

Constance Jablonski Naked of the Day

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I feel like I may have already posted these pics, talking about how lame the fucking world is in terms of creativity…it’s like they know they have some model, who is actually a well known model, willing to get naked, and they have to figure out how to spin it into being “art” so they see a market across the street and decide to style it with whatever produce they can find on sale, and they make the girl interact with the produce, as models do, in some dramatic and stupid way…while naked…in what I call lazy fucking work…the idea and execution likely took a solid 10 minutes…..the set up and idea happened 15 minutes before the shoot…and it’s obvious and maybe they dragged it out through the day since they were paying her, or since she blocked out the time…but the concept…is fucking weak.

I mean sure seeing any naked chick doing anything is worth looking at, but it is all just the same fucking thing over and over again, I’d like to see these people who get paid well, and are considered artists or geniuses or the best at what they do…come up with something…anything…that makes me say…”Oh…that was good”…

Instead it’s like “that was lame, desperate, lacked effort, concept, vision, story”…

How are people not stepping it up…and the worst thing is they probably all play this off like it’s awesome…like the creative directors are like “Brilliant, genius, amazing”…like they don’t even know it’s a joke…they actually think it’s good.

I don’t get it….but I guess that aspect of the nude shoot is what makes the nude shoot hilarious…the people behind it don’t know it’s a joke…

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2019

22

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse with her tits out because she really wants to be noticed, appreciated…but more importantly…GET WORK.

She’s some rich kid from the UK, who pretended to be a model, despite not being very hot….who had dreams of being an actor and who even dated Brad Cooper when she was 19 or 20, probably where she got herpes, before he left her for an actual model, Russian Model, Irina Shayk who trapped him with her RUSSIAN spy tactics in Manipulating men to get the information they want….

She’s attempted to have an acting career, and likely has an IMDB I am not about to look up….so we can assume this is all part of the marketing efforts.

Boring, but still tit.

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2019

22

Apr

Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day

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Big news….Kardashian wannabe so hard she started dating the baby daddy of one of the Kardashians…..Sofia Richie….sister of Nicole…actual daughter of Lionel…is a victim of the instagram machine..

We’ve known that she’s altered her face with injections, but everyone is doing that. Go to the grocery store in any semi-major city and you’ll see half the women with face injections.

It’s not just an LA thing, and this one is in LA…it’s actually not even that expensive…so like lipstick..it’s normal and common practice…pretty silly and unnecessary, but dudes buy blow up dolls and fuck blow up dolls so turning yourself into one…may work in your building of your self esteem and really accepting yourself for who you are…

Anyway, LA does have it worse than the rest of the world, the women are real victims of this because they think they need to look a certain way, especially with all that social media pressure….especially this under 25 group.

They are getting LIPO when they aren’t even fat to have more of a waist and a seemingly fatter ass.

That is nuts…

They are getting asses even when they have a fat ass to have more of a fat ass…cuz it looks better in pics..

I’m all for whores being whores who reduce themselves to their looks…and realizing they have nothing more to offer.

But it’s weird…..

So here’s Sofia Richie, basically someone who is going to inherit over 100,000,000 dollars from her dad…doing her best, by getting fake asses instead of doing something good for the world…selfish, self involved, disgusting humans…but usually celeb kids end in suicide or drug overdoses…so I guess in her dad’s eyes she’s doing good cuz she’s not that adopted troll Nicole.

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2019

22

Apr

Em Rat Cow Nipples for Easter of the Day

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I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks like a Kardashian / Jenner…with a fake ass and fake face in a stupid wig….maybe she’s born with it, or maybe it’s photoshop, or maybe it’s just some non-invasive cosmetic procedures that allow a woman to buy what she thinks looks hot in some cool-scupting, ass injecting form….it’s really the patriarchy to blame you know…we are the ones who make these women so insecure and unable to live with their natural selves that now turn to the needle to improve themselves, or do what they think is improve themselves, when really it’s just making them look like doughy muppet sex dolls…

I made a truce with Rat Cow because she’s a pug friend, and a friend of a pug is a friend of mine, so I won’t go into how her ass didn’t exist in pics of her ass last week, and her ass has not existed for a long time, so having an ass makes zero sense without the logic that applies to all the asses on instagram…

I will focus on the fact that I am from the 80s and 90s…and I love a good themed photoshoot. I like props, I like costumes, I like weirdness.

If it’s EASTER, or any Holiday…I like it….

So let’s just like this Easter Bunny instagram shoot, like we’d like all the low levels who still do their themed shoots to get noticed, as the mainstream seems to have turned its back on the simplicity of a themed shoot.

What’s not to like, half naked bitches and Easter…

Let’s just hope she doesn’t think this is more important than it is, even though she thinks she’s more important than she is.

NIPPLES

Heres the video

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2019

22

Apr

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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Nothing says Easter Miracle – like Ellie Goulding in a Bikini…right?

I don’t know about you, but as a Canadian, there’s nothing I think of more during Easter Weekend, than the Queen of England…and England is the place that made Ellie Goulding a huge star…despite none of us knowing who she is…which again makes this Easter Miracle…hardly a fucking miracle but rather pop star no one’s really heard of in a bikini….