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2019

14

Jan

Bella Thorne Latex Erotica of the Day

Bella Thorne Red Slutty Latex Erotica

Bella Thorne put out some latex fetish silly video to remind you all that she’s a Diseny whore exploited by her parents and the Disney Execs capable of revolutionizing content for the porn generation by being as porny as she can while still maintaining mainstream success…since mainstream success pays…

She gets the acting jobs, the social media campaigns, has launched her own shitty brand of make-up, her own record label of shit music, her own clothing brand of shit…..because she’s a candy coated fucking mainstream poptart trying to be edgy and the mainstream audience that is as lame as it has always been, is a bit more edgy than it used to be, because of internet porn…so the content that comes out of it is more enjoyable for the perverts out there like us….

This is for her make-up brand, that I guess she creative directed. The color is Fuck me firetruck, and I guess it’s taking Kylie’s lead on making a billion dollar brand since kids are loyal to assholes they see on social media and not the stuffy classic brands their mother’s wear….weird times.

The highlight of this video for me is the FAO train that is on her ass…my wife knows I love Christmas and bought me that very same train set this Christmas for 100 dollars…I set it up, because I have always wanted a Christmas train, just not in a dumpy basement apartment, I always visualized a farm house in Vermont or Connecticut for my train..I’m nostalgic like that…but too broke for that…and when I set up the train set I thought “this was a dumb fucking purchase…I shoulda got 10 bottles of wine instead…you know we don’t have the room for this shit..and it’s fucking loud, I should have got a damn normal train set like a creepy old man…not this fucking clunky massive one”….not once did I think that three days after setting it up…Bella Thorne would have the VERY same train on her ass…..something I didn’t think would happen…even when I was setting up the train….not once did I think….I wish there was an asshole big enough to act as a tunnel for this Christmas train to run through….maybe I’m less of a pervert, maybe Christmas is sacred, maybe asses deserve more phallic and manageable sized objects of insertions….unless you’re Bella Thorne and you fucking bring that Disney training to the front lines…in a Sexy Christmas Miracle just in time for Orthodox Christmas….not that one that the Coca Cola company created….

Bella Thorne Red Slutty Latex Erotica

Bella Thorne Red Slutty Latex Erotica
Bella Thorne Red Slutty Latex Erotica

Here is the video

I call my artistic interpretation of Bella Thorne’s Fuck Me Firetruck…..My Poor Pug…

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2019

14

Jan

Caroline Vreeland Massive Tits Sucking It In of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Massive TIts Sucking It In

Caroline Vreelandis still sucking it in…still busty…I mean those are some huge tits on a huge frame to support those tits…

CAROLINE VREELAND, who plays herself off as some fashion expert or socialite, because her imaginary grandmother, who may be her actual great grandmother, but I feel is an angle – was a famous editor at Vogue…named Diana Vreeland…

I guess it would be an obscure angle to try to get famous off a great grandma who isn’t even your great grandma…so maybe Diana Vreeland is in fact her great grandmother…but trying to ride your great grandma’s name is pretty fucking weak…unless you’re a HEARST…

Point being….she was in LA, hung out with socialites, partied, did the whole social media thing early on, never quite got famous, but always got invited to important events thanks to the great grandma connection and a BFF who was an instagram whore…and now her big tits, that are impressive big tits, have done what you’d expect them to do…which is….destroy the rest of her body…because whatever we are looking at is fucking weird looking..probably a metabolism slowing down as you get older situation….or a big tits are great until the rest of the body follows their lead…cuz this tied up mess looks like some fucking Sunday Roast in a 1960s era White American Family ad…you know the 1960s…when her Great Grandma she dick rides was famous…

Point being…the aspiring pop star, who became a bit of a lazy instagram personality that got to travel as a plus one, still isn’t famous…and her body isn’t holding up too well to the challenge.

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2019

14

Jan

RIP to Chloe Sevigny of the Day

Did Chloe Sevigny die?

I know what you’re thinking, didn’t this Jenny Bitch die in the 90s of AIDS…we saw KIDS and know how that played out, but as it turns out JENNY must have got up on that Dallas Buyers Club / Philedephia / LOUIS CK / AIDS cocktail….and carried herself into the MILLENNIUM… where she possibly played a tranny at least once…but also had hr tits out at least once…before visiting REACH FALLS in Jamaica for what I assume is DIPLO’s 40th birthday….where she decided to throw herself off the falls to her death…maybe her Facebook algorithm of you in 2009 and you in 2019 brought some hard truths to her soul and she knew…it was time to end it….either way, she documented the suicide on social media and was wearing a bikini…so we should all thank her for that. THANKS!

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2019

14

Jan

Elsa Hosk Is Naked of the Day

Elsa Hosk Naked

Elsa Hosk is taking a shit in her bathtub…at least that is what I think is going on here. The audience needs and expects bigger and more exciting content out of these sex workers, and getting naked in the tub is just not going to differentiate yourself from all the other promo models on instagram getting naked for attetion, you need to dive into your chest drawer of tricks, and bring out the ones the most highest paying Arab fan asked her to do for him and his friends in DUBAI on a luxury trip…because Victoria’s Secret promoted them right to the source of money for pussy…..

Unless she isn’t shitting, and this is just a disappointing ass in the pool been done 100000000 times, by her and other whores, but I guess in this case, it’s Elsa Hosk…who I think is the hottest of the VS models….and for that…we celebrate her.

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2019

14

Jan

Genevieve Morton Topless for Eats Channel of the Day

Genevieve Morton is topless for Eats Channel….you can see her nipple, which is nothing new as she struggled to find a life after Sports Illustrated sympathy swimsuit model that they didn’t have the heart to fire because I assume they feared she would kill herself, and what’s the harm in giving some big tits from South Africa some titty time in a few pics every issue, before deciding to part ways with her….what I am saying is that Genevieve Morton turned her career around….since it wasn’t quite a career….selling self produced nude calendars to the die hard fans…because when you’re a set of tits…figure out what your audience will pay you for, and hopefully it makes you 50k a year so that you can afford your rent..or in Maitland Ward’s case 50k a month to be a sex worker on Patreon…

Point being that Chris from EATS CHANNEL is a brilliant director, who produces th content we all grew up on, that was in Men’s Magazines and Carl’s Jr ads…and are now an Instagram Channel worth watching….

So whether he uses this DUD of a model with a shitty attitude or not…his content is good and for that we celebrate EATS CHANNEL

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2019

14

Jan

Salma Hayek Naked Bath of the Day

Salma Hayek documented her bath on social media, a place where the celebrities that used to keep their slutty behavior behind closed doors, is now open and shared with the public, you know because people respond to relatability, human elements of the celebs at hand, and don’t like being excluded from the casting couch moments you know Salma Hayek had when she was on her rise to become Salma Hayek….

We know Mexican imports and if they aren’t working in a restaurant, hotel, doing jobs white people don’t want to do, or stripping…they sure as fuck aren’t top paid actresses…and if they are…it is because dicks were sucked….

She’s also married to some Billionaire now, as these things happen, millionaires aren’t as appealing, just ask Miranda Kerr (who?)….she continues to live the life of luxury, she is super famous after all….but a ho is a ho is a ho and they can’t help but showcase their ho-dom…it’s a vain as fuck world for these people and this is how vanity works…it likes being jacked off to.

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2019

14

Jan

Stella Maxwell Nipple Slip of the Day

Stella Maxwell Nipple Slip with Taylor Hill

Stella Maxwell flashing her nipples at Taylor Hill

Stella Maxwell is kinda hot for a lesbian….you know a nice reminder that lesbianism is a myth, and that she’s just seen success in her lesbianism, by lesbianisming A-Listers like Miley and Kristen Stewart, like the broken perverts they are….as onlookers everywhere know that there’s no way a lesbian could look like this, she’s just not hormonally where she needs to be to be a lesbian, or fat and manly, in construction boots, and flannel….where as this is just more of a narcissist…likes to masturbate with other girls…like she’s some experimental teen girl who hasn’t found cock yet…but who has influenced her church going friends at a sleepover to rub one out together..

Well…here’s her nipple out there working for


Stella Maxwell Nipple Slip with Taylor Hill

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2019

14

Jan

Delilah Hamlin Still in a Wet Bikini of the Day

Delilah Hamlin Pink Wet Bikini

Delilah Hamlin still out here gettin wet in her bikini…

Delilah Hamlin is Lisa Rinna’s slutty on instagram daughter…because Lisa Rinna, the mother, obviously taught her daughter the importance of being an object that men can jerk off to, because the mother, was in Playboy and also on Soap Operas, which in the event you didn’t know…is porn for people at home on disability, at least before there was an internet…

Delilah is not very old, but looks a little soft in the stomach and hips and thighs, because the one thing I’ve learned about instagram is FACETUNE…the app to make all the whores you see in person and don’t recognize…look like the Kardashian Jenner muppet they are expected to look like to get noticed….

She’s still a young hot girl with tits and a face injected face….just what you’d expect and want her to be of course…



Delilah Hamlin Black Underboob Bikini

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2019

14

Jan

Naked Babe in Public and Other Videos of the Day

People in London Pants Off Day

Small Woman Flexes Muscles

51 Year Old Knocks Out an 11 Year Old Girl

Macy’s Secret Shopper..

Drunk Brawl in Utah

tattoed Boobs

Weird Brazil Fight

Dude Tries to Rob a Restaurant

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

14

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am so irrelevant on social media, and in live, I mean I like to consider myself relevant in my home, at least to my dog, that fucker loves me every time he wants to eat, but as a concept, on a global level…I am irrelevant….So irrelevant that the only tweets I get are from months ago when I commented on some post by some media outlet about rapist getting off because girl was wearing sexy panties, I mean we all get off to sexy panties, but they were saying the sexy panties was proof she wanted to get laid…and I agreed…because I know women and if they are going on a date with potential of sex, they are going to wear sexy panties…if they are going on a date with someone they don’t want to fuck, they are in the biggest softest, period stained comfortable panties…it’s a fact..

Some fat chick wrote me saying she wears her g-string because it makes her feel great…not for sex..to which I said….that’s not a g-string….it just fits that way…fatty…

Because fat jokes isn’t fat shaming…it’s fun.

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Female UFC Fighter Beats a Dude who Tried to Rob Her
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MORNING TITTIES
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Jeff Bazos’ Girlfriend in a Bikini and She Is Not Worth 75 Billion Dollars
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Alex Daddario Not Hot in See Through Dress
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