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2018

31

Dec

Delilah Belle Hamlin Lingerie Model of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin is Lisa Rinna’s daughter.

You probably don’t remember Lisa Rinna because even when she mattered she didn’t matter…but she’s got a couple of LA daughters who are being raised by a shameless attention seeker with face injections…to be their own shameless attention seekers with face injections…

They are living that whole LA rich person life…where fame and attention means success and validates these people. Where all these people send their kids to the same school, to the same the camp, to the same birthday parties…so these people knew the Jenner kids first hand, the Hadids first hand, and thus are doing their best at getting it…

So they are all vapid, egotistical pieces of narcissistic shit…who have money and success for pretty much doing nothing, literally being lazy pieces of shit…who think they are awesome or hot…that have never actually worked a day in their life….using their connections to get naked or half naked on the social media….and now for a potential brand…cuz that’s how these things happen….

The good news is that it comes with nipples.

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2018

31

Dec

Katy Perry Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

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Dude…

Here’s some Katy Perry showing off her fat cellulite ridden ass…because in the event you didn’t know…Katy Perry has a disgusting fucking body and has always had a disgusting body and the older she gets…the more it looks like it has always looked to me….

I’m like a Clarevoyant, a Miss Clio, I fucking saw MIDDLE AGED MOM body when she first started and her big sloppy tits didn’t divert me from that….

Not once have I said “Katy Perry is a Babe”…in any way….ever…she’s not…

But you’re lucky, because she’s out on a trip bending over with what looks like her balls totally exposed….

Noting says hot 40 year old with Cankles like a pussy that looks like a set of inflated balls…

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2018

31

Dec

Lili Reinhart Chubby Bikini Erotica for Social Media of the Day

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Lili Reinhart, who you may not know of, but who you probably have seen around, thanks to her being on one of the most over hyped garbage shows, that have probably some the worst writers on TV, in what was likely an experiment that they were only prepared to have one season, thanks to the kid behind it being one of Steven Spielberg’s production partners kid….people throw money at people like that…

Anyway, this Lili Reinhart is the Betty from Betty and Veronica Fame, despite looking like she ate Veronica…it’s the 2018s people…fat chicks are people too…just don’t try to compare her to her comic counterpart, because her comic counterpart had a waistline…

This is some bold posing, arms up, gut hanging out…pretty arrogant behavior if you ask me, and you did ask me, thanks to clicking on the URL that brought you to this site.

We call this “One Too Many Milkshakes at Pops”….the instagram whoring edition…which is like an Archie Double Digest…but it looks like she hasn’t digested yet….get it..cuz she’s fat…maybe bloated..it could be IBS…or a lactose allergy…maybe she’s pregnant….so many options….if you can get past that one set of broad strong shoulders….if acting doesn’t work out for her when Riverdale trash is cancelled..she get get into moving furniture. It’s lucrative business….especially when you’re the only “Bikini Moving Company”

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2018

31

Dec

Girl Getting Naked and Doing a Crazy Strip Show at Johnny Rockets and Other Videos of the Day

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Trans Beaten in India

Girl Shows Off her Kardashian Booty

Christmas Party Brawl

Woman Really Hates Frosty

Brawl at the Ritz Carlton Aruba….White People

Reporter Mistakes Man for a Woman on TV – LOL

iphone Sale gone Wrong

Idiot Driver of the Day

Don’t Do This when You Lock Yourself Out

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2018

31

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I tend to avoid calendars, because they just remind me of how desperate these women who release their own calendars for a quick buck are….so I generally miss important dates except Christmas. I fucking love Christmas…but I do avoid New Years Eve, which is today, for many reasons…that include but aren’t limited to disappointment in myself for a year gone by, fear of a year to come, impending death and aging….the stress of remembering it is 2019 and not 2018 even though I always sign date 2012 when writing checks…for no reason other than my brain stopped progressing in 2012…which is pretty impressive that it made it that long…..but I also hate New Years Eve parties, annoying people in annoying places wasted and trying to catch a cab in the cold…I hate people shooting off Fireworks from their buttholes…and other idiotic shit…and I am sure I would hate all the self involved rants about people’s lives, hopes and dreams that I am sure are going on right now…

While I just stick to the tits….because that’s all that matters, even if it doesn’t matter, at least it’s not some instagram hooker telling you about her trials and tribulations and her hope for 2019 when she looks more like a muppet than she did in 2018….whilst on more adventures no one cares about…we just want the tits bro…

The Story of a Deadly Tinder Date – Cool
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GROVER JUST DROPED AN F-BOMB ON SESAME STREET
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Reporter Mistakes Man for a Woman
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Wild Boar Tries to Mate with Car
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TMZ Banned Me from their Site for Posting this Story when it Happened…Mormons…
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The Most WTF Stories of 2018
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Dead Actress of the Day
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Lais Ribeiero from Victoria’s Secret Titties
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Chrissy Teigen is Homophobic and Anti Trans – But Still On TV? Why?
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Demi Lovato’s New Boyfriend Looks like her Meth Dealer
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2018

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is the last weekend of 2018…so you better get out there and give’r, crack some cold ones with the boys….slap some stripper ass…but be sure to ask for consent….you don’t want to start 2019 as a sexual assaulter….that shit will ruin you…

So get all that out of your system..because 2019 means a better version of you…who will be the same degenerate you’ve always been – but it may take a few days to get back to it cuz you are a failure….and I like you for it.

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All Things Streaming in January
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Charlie Rinna Bikini
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Ambrosio Labia Slip
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Alexis Ren – Slutty
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Family Rescued After Boat Bursts into Flames
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Woman Loves her Pet Pig
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Hilary Duff – Fat Ass in Jeans…
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Miss Congo Catching on Fire
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Angelina Jole Plans on Turning to Politics
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Pastor Kicks Out Trouble Maker
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Antique Roadshow win….
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Old Timer Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Dad Booked 6 Flights to Be with his Daughter on Xmas
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Roadside Rollover in Russia
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Ross Kemp in Seearch of Somali Pirates
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Parking Lot Meltdown
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Polite Son’s Reaction to a Prank
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Epic Ninja Training Fail
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Mailman Wants to Go Home and Get Laid
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Madison Beer Crop Top in a Wig…
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Keira Knightley and Rita Ora..
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Katy Perry Bikini
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Selena Gomez – Braless
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Kelly Brook – Fat for Slim Fast
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TUMBLR STILL HAS PORN STILL
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Instant Regret
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Artistic Nudes
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Slutty Party Girls Wearing Tape
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Slutty Nurses
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Just a Man Preventing an Indecent Exposure Charge
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Public Beach Sex!
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Lots of Small Boobs
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Tis the Season for Russian Girls…
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Watch her Neck
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You’ve Heard of Tomb Raider but Have you Heard of Womb Raiders
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A Gallery of Upskirts
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Abigail Mac – Naked on a Couch
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Dildo in the butthole
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Sophie Dee Fat Tits
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Stevie and her Big Ass
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Carmen Nikole Naked
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Luba Shumeyko Slutty
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2018

28

Dec

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print Selfie of the Day

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It’s not a selfie unless you throw your pussy into it…innit…

It is the holidays, I am on dodgy internet in a fucking igloo in Canada…

Trying to break down this pussy in panties for social media shamelessness doesn’t matter when we can all just enjoy how ugly people troll the world and become the Kardashian family of billionaires…

All these people are idiots, but a 21 year old skinny chick who gets lipo from her stomach to inject that fat in her ass…is always entertaining…

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2018

28

Dec

Tea Leoni Getting Wet of the Day

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Sometimes I think that I am the only person who remembers Tea Leoni…a little Dharma and Greg….when’s that revival happening?

As it turns out…I am the only person who remembers Tea Leoni….I mean except this paparazzi who is hoping for his big payout for these super exclusive who the fuck is Tea Leoni pics…

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2018

28

Dec

Sailor Cook Brinkley Topless of the Day

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Sailor Cook Brinkley is in Turks and Caicos, where her family has some mansion in the same resort as Keith Richards and other really rich as fuck famous people…

They get to vacation together….and be rich together..while their daughters take slutty selfies in expensive places to remind their followers that they are better than they are….and thus you should be interested in them…

Right.

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2018

28

Dec

Madison Beer in a Racy Titty Shirt of the Day

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Madison Beer brought her tits out, hard nipples out, bottom of her tit out for the paparazzi because she is trying to legitimize herself as an artist who is more than just a Youtube cover song artist who made tons of Youtube money of other people’s work…all thanks to having a mom who properly utilized her or sexualized for the pervert fans they are still targeting….in a world where tits still get hits…and more and more girls are using that tactic…cuz it works…all while pretending to not judge each other…even though they are the first to call each other the whores that they are behind closed doors..but this is the era of smoke and mirrors and lies….but luckily that’s all offset by the exhibitionism us voyeurs like…

If you’re not into her tits, you can look at her face injected face…All these girls are trying to look like they photoshop themselves to look and need plastic surgery at 21 years old to get it….weird.

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Here she is in a different bra

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