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2024

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Rockin’ Ass of the Day

I posted Hailey Beiber’s rockin ass earlier today. She’s on vacation with her BFF Kendall Jenner, not that I believe these kinds of people can have friends, or any real relationships because they are fake as fuck….

I also believe that these kinds of people can have real asses because for some reason both Kendall and Hailey’s asses are rockin’ which is VERY suspicious to me.

I doubt they spend their days doing fitness to sculpt the ass, but rather spend money at the medi-spa to get their asses sculpted for them.

So here’s Kendall showing off her ass in a thong bikini, to show off her rockin’ ass, that is as far as we know a real ass, but that I don’t believe is a real ass because these people are all lying scumbag pieces of shit who are doing all they can to destroy society….even though society is already destroyed and is the only reason they exist as influential people to further destroy society…

Just be happy it’s not Kim.

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2024

05

Jan

Rumer Willis in the Bath of the Day

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I’ve made fun of Rumer Willis for what I assume is at least 15 years. I figure why would I bother stopping now…if anything, with her dad dying of his weird form of dementia, now would be the ideal time to make fun of her. As you know, they say laughter is the best medicine, probably not for Bruce, seeing as he’s now a retard, but for the rest of us and together our collective laughs may heal his brain….

I actually don’t hate Bruce Willis, I watched Die Hard like the rest of you over the Holidays, he’s a legend, it’s his spoiled, in part by being half Demi Moore, but also because both parents made stupid money kids that are fun to laugh at….mainly because of their WONKY face.

Well, I don’t hate Rumer Willis either, that would be a serious waste of energy, I mean these people don’t exist and are hardly real, even when they post implied nudes in the bath of their postpartem milk filled tit for no reason than to say “look at my tits” which for a face like that should be just a pic of the tits…leave the face for your dad to remember all the bad he’s done, just incase he’s been forgetting it with that dementia shit….and while she’s at it…keep moley back off the internet too..just tight crop of tit.

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2024

05

Jan

Zoey Deutch’s Year in Bikini Review of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Zoey Deutch because I don’t give a fuck about much, especially celebrity children who have launched their celebrity existence of their own, whether on their own or with the help of their famous parents. Her mom from Back to the Future, her dad the director behind some John Hughes films and other shit, I can’t imagine it being all that challenging to get into the whole acting thing.

I don’t hate nepotism, I mean nepotism is what made me a broke ass degenerate, thanks for passing the fucking torch along MOM…

I don’t hate celebrity children, because I think they are a unique breed of raised by narcissists, I just don’t give a fuck about them.

However, Zoey hardly offends me in her acting, but more importantly, she’s rooked me in through her engaging half naked year in review…just her in bikinis, clearly hyped on her body, showin goff her body, and posted on New Years Eve, but thanks to not giving a fuck about much, I’m only getting to it now.

So yeah, clearly I don’t give a fuck about much, but care enough about shameless half naked content…and if you’re going to do a year in review, gauge the success of a previous year by the bikinis you wore and the places you wore them…rather than actual accomplishments, it’s more fuck to jack off to, if you’re into that kind of thing.

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2024

05

Jan

Dove Cameron’s Titty Grab of the Day

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I may not really know or give a shit about Dove Cameron, but she’s a popular person within the entertainment industry, whether created in a basement lab at Disney or human trafficked her way to kids TV…I don’t fucking know…but she’s here.

She has a little dark and not really mysterious vibe to her, it’s like she’s dead on the inside and has very little too offer in terms of personality or depth, but she does have tits….probably not real tits and thanks to those tits, or that adjustment or enhancement to her life, she has been using the tits in content pieces as girls with tits do.

She recently had her tit grabbed and if that’s not as newsworthy as Aliens in Miami or Epstein’s list of people we already knew…then we’re not living in the RIGHT news cycle for me.

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2024

05

Jan

Madonna’s Old Lady Diaper Dance of the Day

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I made a reference to Madonna’s old lady diaper dance in an earlier post, so I figured it only fair if I posted the old lady dancing on stage like she’s convulsing due to being too old to be moving the way she moves, but luckily like your disabled granny, they gave her a disability bar for the handicapped and the retarded, the kind you’d expect to find in an old person’s shower…

As it turns out, Madonna is on tour and for a reason. She’s clearly too fucking old to be on tour, they have retirement for a reason and she should sit on that pile of money and continue to turn herself into what looks like a ventriloquist’s puppet….some kind of social experiment or actual science experiment by abusing the shit out of fillers and botox to prevent her rot….even her outfits look like they are holding her together, some Edward Scissor Hands looking shit, that if you were to unstrap her, the old lady organs would spill out everywhere and she’d die like the demon she looks like she is.

I guess if you’re Madonna, going on tour for millions of dollars is a pretty easy thing to do to keep busy, rather than playing sodoku….and the saddest thing in all this is that I’d willingly, maybe even excitedly eat her fucking diaper off her weirdly shaped fake ass…I mean it’s Madonna, even if it’s just for the story, you have no real ability to say no to it…

She’s in St Barts, or was in St Barts for New Years eve, looking like some kind of Mascot outside a tire shop on their weekend sale, but I’m not in St Barts so Madonna wins, now ship me her diaper, I’m ready to eat it.

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2024

05

Jan

Alina Gorokhova is the Instagram Of The Day

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Alina Gorokhova is an OnlyFans model thanks to having a set of rocking tits….

She posts her titty content on her instagram, where she keeps things as PG as possible because of the whole Terms and Conditions of the Community standards that have got at least 3-4 of my Instagram accounts deleted.

She has cleverly mastered the see through lingerie so that you can see her big saucer sized areolas without getting her account deleted, because if she did push it too far and got her account deleted, how would she ever recover since it’s the foundation of her marketing….

I guess it’s not that hard to master posting sheer lingerie on instagram, but give credit where it is due, this is the important work we need to go on as a people.

Sure, she looks like she’s AI, maybe she’s been edited down, because the other Alina Gorokhova I saw was THIS and that’s some SCARY or at least very AMBITIOUS editing….or maybe she is actual AI, does it really matter in a world where nothing is real?

Just look at her tits you whiners..

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

05

Jan

Hailey Bieber Has the Thonged Ass of the Day

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Hailey Bieber’s got a pretty rockin’ ass. I’m the kind of guy who likes skinny long chicks with round asses so she’s hitting the fucking mark, like she hit the mark when she seduced Bieber into taking her Christian Virginity and then allowed him to cycle back to her in exchange for marriage without a pre-nup, so that her social media influencing could be on her terms, without the pressure of having to struggle through the social media influencer bullshit, because she was ultimately just a bootleg third wheel to the Jenner clan when she first got with the pop star.

So yeah, she’s in her thong bikini, clearly rocking a rockin’ ass, on a sailboat with Kendall Jenner, who probably took this pic, because they are trained artists in the craft of whoring on social media hard enough to inspire other whores to whore on social media, while remaining high end because they’re rich kids from the upper crust of our miserable society.

Her mom is Brazilian, which could be the source of her ass, but she’s also a housewife who can access gyms, trainers, chefs and most importantly medical spas that shape the asses like they did with EMRATA….

So yeah, Hailey Bieber from behind is how you’d want that Bieber face that take Bieber facials….

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2024

05

Jan

Arianna Felber is the Instagram Of The Day

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In a world where a lot of girls are trying to be influencers, we’re pretty lucky to get all their shameless self promotion published to the internet, so that they aren’t limited to being the bar star, the slutty barista, the whore in the class that they would have been destined to be if the social media channels didn’t exist.

It’s like we get to see all the average or better girls stripped down and using their tits for good, which may actual be part of the evil agenda and often times not even that good, but the objective is to use the tits for free shit, money, fame, attention, whatever….

So girls like Arianna Felber, who may have otherwise ended up working at HOOTERS, can now work the cellphone camera like she’s an actual day rate model and it’s all so cheesy and wonderful, like a pizza…only with tits…

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

05

Jan

X-Tina Aguilera’s Dropped 40 Pounds and Still has Big Tits of the Day

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It’s safe to say that X-Tina Aguilera, like all the other 40 year old fat celebs, is rocking the diabetes medication harder than they probably should, because clearly no one likes being fat, even those fat empowerment people pushing for diversity in models because they are fat and that’s how they get paid, wish deep down inside that they weren’t over-eaters….

I will never believe a fat person who says they are happy being fat, because as a fat fuck, there’s literally no benefits from being fat, from your penis getting absorbed by the fat, giving you a very female looking penis thanks to your gunt….to struggling to get up stairs, to being uncomfortable in clothes, to being uncomfortable in human sized chairs….it’s hell.

So it’s nice seeing that X-Tina took her new Vegas residency seriously enough to do basically nothing to actually lose weight, but take some pharmaceuticals, but it looks better than if she was still fat and that’s important….especially to me……because I still have a bet that I will fuck her in my lifetime.

I have written about this before, since it’s my only X-Tina story, but back in the 2000s, I was team Aguilera cuz she was getting DIRTY and her fake tits on her skinny frame was hotter than Britney’s thick neck.

I hated the way she sang, but I hated all pop music, so at least she did sing….

Anyway, it was pre-social media, pre-desperate celebs that are accessible people, back when there was a very aggressive barrier of entry between a man and a celebrity vagina.

So being the confident man I am, one who knows that I can end up ANYWHERE I really want to end up, because this shit’s a fucking videogame….I made a bet with a friend, who is probably dead by now, that in my lifetime, I will have sex with Christina Aguilera…

Neither of us are dead and she’s been fat for a long time so I haven’t even tried yet, but this 24 year old bet is still active in my mind and I’ll manifest that shit if she maintains this look for the next year, so WATCH OUT AGUILERA…looking like a hot 40 year old may lead to the worst sex of your life….probably smarter for her to get fat again than to have to resist my good looks and charm when I decide to turn it on to fulfill said bet.

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2024

05

Jan

Jessica Simpson as Porno Granny of the Day

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So I’m an old and out of touch motherfucker, so I don’t really know who the trending celebrities are besides Sydney Sweeney’s big tits, and really the whole concept of celebrity is dead, so why not remain a fucking dinosaur of the internet, who even at my peak of internet stardom, back when 10 people visited the site per day, I was totally out of fucking touch….by focusing on the people who were popular back when celebrity existed, except maybe for Lohan, she’d dead to me knowing she bred with someone other than me, when all she had to do is send an email and I would have emailed that vat of SEMEN I’ve been saving her for 15 years….

Anyway, in keeping up with being outdated fucks, here’s some Jessica Simpson looking like a porno granny, all jacked up on her DIABETES meds that made her skinny while keeping the big tits…..all jacked up on BOTOX and fillers to give her that bloated cum soaked porno face while still rocking the big tits.

Is this Pam Anderson? Or Madonna on tour at the old folks home soiling her diapers…no it’s the Country K-Mart fashion Billionaire with the big tits, who still has the big tits, which is what matters…

It’s all barely exciting….which is how I like things to be, my heart can’t handle actual excitement anymore.

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