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2018

May

Kendall Jenner Topless of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is Topless because of course she is. She’s a Jenner, this is what they do….then brands throw millions of dollars at them, because it actually converts for them to advertise on theri channels, as they are a huge Direct Response marketing company, the informercial of today’s generation, and none of these idiots even run their shit, they have a team of people named Jennifer Houghton who do it for them, and who have been doing it for them forever…back when they realized they could run their own agency and make a lot of fucking money because the audience are retards who buy what they are told to.

It’s a weird world and these are just some of the sluts in it….inspiring other sluts to buy things they don’t need…like face injections.

Drinking her wine all casual…you know in her panties…you know..for a casual photoshoot that is strictly designed as clickbait….

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2018

May

Hailey Baldwin Tits in Leather of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is in Leather to represent the binds that her boy Jesus Christ was bound by dying for our sins so that she can spend her life building her instagram by being a ho, so that she can show her tits like a ho, and pretend that she’s doing it for the betterment of humanity, while really it’s about self involvement and being as hot as she can be in exchange for brand deals and magazine photoshoots that celebrate her – thanks to being a Baldwin from the lower tier Baldwin clan but still a Baldwin…

She’s a chick who wants to be hot so bad, while claiming to be Christian, despite clearly being a disgusting vapid sinner who represents the evil that is society….that comes with free thought and the ability to self produce smut to build an audience.

If you’re gonna cry JESUS freak, be a fucking Jesus freak already….not some weird convoluted confusing harlot.

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2018

May

Lily Rose Depp Leggings of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is in leggings, and despite being small looking, this color makes her look like she’s got midget legs, some cankles and a big old bobble head…

But that doesn’t mean I am not a fan, or supporter, or think she’s hot, it’s just to say,
I’m sad that I’m not the leggings she’s wearing, hugging up to her young rich, celebrity daughter vagina…

You see, I think she’s glorious, and I have no idea why. I don’t care for her dad, I don’t care for her mom, I don’t care for her stepmother who I guess is no longer her stepmother…I just know that being raised half European, by some substance abusing, famous and fuck, rich as fuck, 90s Hollywood bad boy….would probably expose her to a lot, give her access to a lot, and for that she seems like she’d be very interesting

NOT TO MENTION, she plays up her celebrity dad to a certain extent, but was posting pics of sea turtles during Coachella, instead of Coachella, cuz she’s got that too cool for school vibe, not that basic eager and hungry vibe, but her vagina…tells a different story as it tries to eat it’s way through her pants to freedom…

It’s saying “don’t keep me in captivity, I’m a young woman and I have a social media account, that needs to see my vagina”…which is I’m sure the dialog all these women have with their vaginas, you know like the good and evil conscious on your shoulder, it’s more the famewhore attention seeking part of these women, that sometimes or based on my instagram feed…most of the time the vagina always wins….getting exposed the way it wants to be…

Either way, she’s tapping into that GIRLS EATING ICE CREAM fetish any pervert who has sat outside an ice cream shop on a hot day is WELL VERSED and VERY familiar with.

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2018

May

Ashley Benson is a Sloppy Smoker of the Day

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I have always called the Big Titty Ashley Benson, who was on a show called Pretty Little Liars, disgusting….and people would get mad at me, I would get genuine emails about how she wasn’t fat or sloppy or a big, who had big tits due to lifestyle choices that were the wrong lifestyle choices…

Well look at her now, not working, chain smoking, in Sweat Pants, looking 300 lbs in her oversized outfit…buying smokes like some homeless girl who looks down on her luck and willing to suck dick for a hot shower..

Only she’s rich…so we’d all still bang her, it’s our duty as men who can’t get laod…

Smoking is gross, but not as gross as this pig.

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2018

May

Ferne McCann’s Workout Photoshoot of the Day

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I know FERNS, they are the most trendy hipster instagram plant ever. I went into a Home Depot the other day and they had WALLS of FERNS. People were buying them up for their Patios, or maybe for their COLD BREW COFFEE SHOP or maybe their MATCHA SHOP…you know tropical and perfectly matched to MILLENNIAL PINK….

Ferne McCann on the other hand, is not trendy and hot, or sold at home depot – she is some low level UK reality show star who was on teh show the TOWIE, which I assume is like Jersey Shore for London, and being on that show makes you matter amongst your peers, when you’re walking around, when you’re at events and out at the bar…you become masturbation fodder for the paparazzi because they know you have all the eagerness needed to do any content you can to get noticed…scandals, athlete husbands, whatever it takes to get noticed….

That gunt isn’t just her being fat, she she’s got a 6 month old daughter with some dude who is spending 20 years in prison for an “acid” attack…he threw acid across the packed dancefloor at Mangle nightclub in Dalston, East London during an Easter weekend night out in April 2017.

Here’s more on the baby daddy…

Arthur Collins is a former scaffolder and businessman from Broxbourne, Hertfordshire, who was known for dating Towie star Ferne McCann.

The Sun first revealed the pair were an item back in June 2016 – but they split following a trip to Ibiza.

The pair rekindled their romance the following March after Ferne failed to find love on reality show Celebs Go Dating.

Ferne later revealed she was keen to move in with Collins, telling OK! magazine: “We spend every night together anyway. Moving in is definitely the next step. And I know that seems a bit rushed, but when you know, you know.”

Following the acid attack and Collins’ arrest, Ferne released a statement confirming she was pregnant but had split from Collins.

She then publicly spoke on This Morning, where she broke down during the discussion.

She said: “This isn’t how I imagined my first pregnancy to be, but this isn’t about me… my main concern and priority is the baby.”

Once you get noticed, you start a health and lifestyle blog like everyone else to jusitify your slutty behavior in what would otherwise be a “wholesome” way, that brands want to participate in and that make you money…

Here’s her face injected face trying to rebrand what looks like a gutter hooker message.

I have no idea why I posted this…

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2018

May

Rita Ora Got her Titties Out of the Day

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Rita Ora brought out her tits, because of course she did, her tits are 98 percent of the reason she matters, the other 2 percent is hard work and committment to the cause, where that she just kept bringing the tits out there for various dudes to see them, touch them, play with them, jerk off on them, eat them, rub them, titty fuck them, spit on, maybe even have their wives suck them, play with them, build a relationship for her to leverage with them….and now, thanks to the tits, she’s got a hit song…because persistence with tits is why she exists and here is a tribute to her tits for her social media – nipples out.

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2018

May

Taylor Momsen Possible Nipples of the Day

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Where are you Christmas..Taylor Momsen…the original young girl in the Grinch Who Stole Christmas…who went onto great things like Gossip Girl and starting a band that played rock music called Pretty Reckless…instead of continuing her parent’s dream for her to be an actress…who could have probably got more work, more movies, had more success as an actress…but who couldn’t help her bad girl ways, her rebellious “Fuck you mom and dad for making us all rich using me, and for giving me a celebrity that people will listen to my bullshit music”….and they couldn’t stop the music that was in her soul man, cuz it’s all about the music man, nothing else matters man…and here’s her titties in a bra saying “I’m still here, listen to my single” even though the only people listening to the shit she puts our are the Gossip Girl fans who havent forgot her…

That’s where Christmas is.

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2018

May

JoJo’s Tits Out of the Day

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JoJo who you probably remember – because you’re a creepy fucking pervert weirdo…has just mastered the latest kind of topless picture, one I haven’t seen before, that we call “Topless To Show Off and Celebrate Allergic Reactions”….

Most topless pics have a much less creative excuse to seem like it isn’t shameless or attention seeking, but rather just casual and sharing a story, or looking for support from her peers, who have allergic reactions like her…

Trying to not celebrate her weak immune system, to inspire other weak immune systems, to not let their weak immune system make them feel like less of a person or like it is bringing them down….to make them feel inadequate.

Take ownership on the weak immune system, celebrate it and post a topless pic you can polarize like a good strategic ho.

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2018

May

Sara Jean Underwood Naked BTS of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood, has a ton of followers on social media….

I am sure it is in part due to her creative campaign and adventure shoots she does that I think are pretty epic, even if they are a little cheesy, like “Look at this National Park” or “Amazing Worldly Thing” with her sprawled out in front of it….but it works…and should get her brand deals, instead she just gets naked for her fans who pay her monthly fee…and probably makes more money like that, has a loyal community, doesn’t need to rely on some magazine or Playboy, is her own boss..

Her celebrity is based on creepers, and is in part thanks to doing the whole Playboy thing that got her a lot of hype when she was young…. coupled with being hot…even if she was much hotter back in the playboy days…before her bolt on Seacrest purchased tits, because there was a time America’s Sweetheard Ryan Seacrest was banging her….and got her into hosting, basically doing the OLIVIA MUNN job after OLIVIA MUNN felt she was ready to be an actress….so the nerds are pretty loyal to the women who manipulate them…

I just think she should be getting paid as well as all these fake instagram bloggers, because she’s less slutty, as naked, and has actual celebrity…but whatever…the internet is a very weird and stupid place…but not as stupid as these bolt on titties.

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2018

May

Katrina Bowden Does Swimwear of the Day

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Katrina Bowden is 29 according to her public records, but probably closer to 38 according to her driver’s license, because all these women lie about their age.

She considers herself an actor, while no one else does, except maybe the pervert who still follows her on social media because he liked her in Piranha 3DD….Sex Drive and Scary Movie 5….PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY acting she has done ever…

She is now working on a healthy lifestyle blog, because I guess the agents in LA are telling all their low levels to turn to social media, find an angle and reason to post slutty bathing suit pics, and do it with something marketable that targets women….because you will close some brand deals and that’s what it’s all about…

I guess it’s smart to see her still hustling, because really…why the fuck not take some slutty pics for instagram, have an intern write articles on Carb Free Cookies, and have your agents lie to some marketing people to get her 5-10k to do a post that is actually worth 4 dollars, but when you put the whole “She was in Piranha 3DD” they see the value in her….

Weird times of everyone being a personal brand entrepreneur getting paid.

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