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2018

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Being a hermit, especially during the winter, makes being Sexually Inappropriate pretty fucking difficult….espcially when I only live with my wife…who is fat, disgusting and someone I don’t want to be sexually inappropriate with.

If I do it on social media, messages or TINDER or other platforms that connect people…like LINKEDIN…I just get blocked…or ignored….because women are mean to men. Heartless really. Men get all this bad press lately but every single guy I know has been shat on rudely by a heartless woman they try being sexually inappropriate – because it’s just a joke – have a sense of humor…

I do go to the grocery store sometimes, a fat man has to eat, but when I am Sexually Inappropriate at the grocery store, I get asked to leave…even when I’m clever in my sexual inappropriateness. You know innocent sexual innuendos to the food, my favorite is in the fish aisle…where I make eye contact with a pescatarian…and say “I don’t find fish smell ever offensive, it can never be too strong, you can not wash for a month and I’d still get up in that clam”…..whilst pointing at a clam…

Life is unfair…here are some stepLINKS…

Mormon Missionaries Practicing Pick-Up Lines Before You Answer the Door
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Trump Paid Pornstar Stormy Daniels 130k a Month to Stay Quiet About Their Sex…..And Compared Stormy Daniels to his Daughter…Stormy Daniels once told me she liked my site…Does that Mean I’ve Technically Fucked Trump?
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Phoebe Price is a Groddess with the Big Tits and a Box of Tampax to Pretend She’s Not Menopausal – My GIrl…
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Rapist Blames Scientology
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Chantel Jeffries Cameltoe
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Amazon’s List of 20 Cities of their Potential New Location for a Head Quarters..
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Bella Hadid Showing Off Leg
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Jesus on an Escalator
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Dog Runs Through Glass Door – doesn’t Hurt himself – but still nuts
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Some Chick Named Leven Rambin Braless and Hard Nipples
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Store Makes NOOSE Necklace….
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FYI – Kendall Jenner is Still a Model
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PBS ANnounced it Will Air 5 Part #Me Too Series
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Downs Syndrome Half Court Backwards Shot
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Dawn Olivieri Sexy in a Red Dress
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Aziz Accuser VS Some TV Host – Even Though She’s Right…
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BMW Breaking Records
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Selena Gomez Behind The Scenes
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James Gunn Fat Shames TRUMP
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Kid Orders a Bong, His Mom Makes Him Open it in Front of her
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Jewel Still Exists and is worth a fuck
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Marky Mark in a Steroids Ring
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The Dumbest Thing to Go Viral on the Internet Today – NOT THE TIDE POD CHALLENGE
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Gnarly Pornstar in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman Playing Tennis Fetish
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Mariah Carey Great Tits
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Rosie Hungtingon – Ass in Leather Pants
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Anna Braga’s Got her Nipples Out
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Cara Delevingne in Glamour
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Hilary Duff in Better Home and Garden
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Charlotte McKInney is Out in Jeans
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Carey Mulligan in a Magazine…
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Ashley Tisdale’s Mangled Face
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Sara Sampaio in a Magazine
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Lady Gaga Obnoxious in a Slutty Dress
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Pregnant Vanessa Hudgens
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Wallet Fucker – Bloated Miranda Kerr
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Carmen Electa Alive
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Milla Jovovich ALive
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hardcore Girls!! BEING HARDCORE….Perverts….
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HOT AMATEUR MEAT OF THE DAY
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The Horrors of TUMBLR
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Machete Masturbation by a Babe
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Some Naked Chubby Girl
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Two Naked Trashy Chicks
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Girl Gets Naked on her Hike
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Skinny Blonde and her Festival Tits
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Naked Girl and her Book…
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Hot Skinny Naked Girl
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MONSTER TITTIES!
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A Bunch of Leaked Nudes
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Lesbians OF THE DAY
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2018

18

Jan

Josephine Skriver Nipples of the Day

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Josephine Skriver’s most interesting story, other than the fact that she’s AI, or pretty much the closest thing the world has come to a real life sex doll, or maybe you’d call her a clone, or genetic modification the human version, some DNA manipulating shit that is now in its 20s, a scientific revelation, where the technology is likely far more advanced if Victoria’s secret was to finance a homosexual biologist to help create more models…something they are definitely doing.

Paypal’s Elon Musk is trying to go to Mars, Paypal’s Peter Thiel is trying to live forever, Victoria’s Secret is finding ways to save money on the imperfect period getting models they use…AI / RObots is the answer….

But more intersting than her being genetically modified is that she was a VIRGIN when she came to America to make it as a famous.

AN ACTUAL VIRGIN…but then she ended up with some dude in a band who had a history of fucking models…which means she likely got the HERPES…but that’s just a right of passage…

I like her hard nips in her selfie….

Here’s her ass at a VS Photoshoot

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2018

18

Jan

Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna are Victoria’s Secret Answer to Inclusion of the Day

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Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s idea of inclusion…

They’ve got a Afro-Brazilian single teen mother Lais Ribeiro and her awesome ass….and their new blood named Cindy Bruna who is a 23 year old half Congolese model…

Which almost offsets the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they make – to keep costs down, margins high, to pay people like this to prance around half naked…and I guess afford the rent on all the mall locations because you can’t have a mall brand without a mall store you know….

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2018

18

Jan

Jaime King for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Jaime King is the new face/body of Love and Lemons, probably a friend deal, you know LA girls all know each other if they are at a certain echelon of success….because why else would a brand want some 38 year old to be their model…it just doesn’t make any logical or scientific sense…it’s gotta be a friend thing…

Everyone who knows who Jaime King is, knows that before she was on whtever TV show she’s on, thanks to acting being a joke of a career that anyone can do..

She was a top NYC model with a huge heroin addiction in the late 90s….so deep into heroin her boyfriend died of an overdose on her…real deal shit…

Far more interesting than this stylized shit that she’s obviously doing to try to still look hot…and I guess the good news is she’s still got that skinny heroin model body…because this fat would be terrible…

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2018

18

Jan

Danniella Westbrook’s Tits Bolted On by a Blind Man of the Day

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Danniella Westbrook – what the fuck…

I saw these days ago, pretended I didn’t, avoided posting them, but they are just too weird to ignore…

I don’t know who or what a Daniella Westbrook is…but I know these bolt on tits are some of the most mangled I’ve seen and I guess that’s pretty rude of me in an era where we should totally support all women parts even when they look like they were found in a dumpster and stapled on, because we are in a world of INCLUSION…everyone is beautiful even when they scare the fuck out of me.

That’s all I have to say about that….

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2018

18

Jan

Selena New Face Gomez in Leggings of the Day

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PUMA is paying Selena Gomez a lot of money to promote their bullshit like she was Rihanna – or a Kardashian – because she pretty much is. You know the most followed person on social media no one actually gives a fuck about.

The Bieber Pussy he keeps going back to because it’s either familiar or just that good…or maybe because she’s a fucking lunatic and it makes for a good laugh…or maybe the media converage itself is worth the headaches…

The new kidney because she is an ego and rich and can harvest organs in her mansion – because she’s rich….a new Kidney that allows her to defy science and allow her to survive even though genetically she’s not supposed to….what happened to Darwin’s survival of the fittest what is this hacking nature’s way…as a religious person she pretends to be when not being a sinner, devil, heathen, false idol…this time for PUMA…is against God’s way….

The new face that is botoxed the fuck up because it’s an instagram face now…that happens to have been on Disney – has a pop career – and has a lot of followers on social media because she gives zuckerberg handjobs…

Now being relevant in lifestyle shoots….for big brands….that aren’t hot…but that happened….

The rich keep lying to us and to marketers to think they matter….like this SELENA GOMEZ garbage.

She was out in public looking weird too..

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2018

18

Jan

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato has partnered up with Kate Hudson to promote slutty fitness gear to the world, because non slutty fitness gear doesn’t allow the world or women to feel at their best amongst each other and the men at the gym…you know if you can’t look and feel sexy, is it even worth doing fitness…who knows….

But I guess the life lesson in these pics is that all women want to look hot, be hot or feel hot, because Demi Lovato pretended to be confortable when she was fat and sloppy in a relationship, but the second her boyfriend dumped her fat, obnoxious, famous and rich ass, after years of being a fucking dumpy troll…justifying her troll look…she hit the gym, the surgeon, the botox clinic, the photoshop whoever the fuck you could…

And now she looks hot…

It’s very confusing.

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2018

18

Jan

Bella Hadid Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid wanted to show you all that she still cares enough about you to wear slutty enough – provocative enough outfits out in public for the paparazzi – in an era where tits are just tits….but she doesn’t need to show off her tits because she’s famous and getting work and doesn’t need to walk around tits out in public because it won’t increase her personal profile…she’s already peaked…

She’s dong it because she wants to…not because she has to…a totally different breast exposure…Or maybe, she’s just so self involved, so egotistical, that walking around tits out in public is like her walking around her apartment topless, you know she doesn’t realize there are people around her….Or maybe she thinks her big tits are perfect and iconic…great to expose, worth exposing, they make her feel proper and appreciated, and she doesn’t feel complete without showing off them tits…because deep down she knows that’s all anyone likes..and that it’s a great distraction from her rat face…

WHO knows…but way too much analysis of a top that doesn’t even show off nipples….

brought her

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2018

18

Jan

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about Vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick, or harder than I like to milk crackwhores who happen to be lactacting thanks to not being able to afford the abortion….you know money better spent on the drugs and likelihood of miscarriage is high under the stress they are under….

Speaking of milking, I’d like to milk the #metoo movement, you know cash in on it like Rupert Murdoch is cashing in on it, and really how all the accusers and women as a whole are cashing in on it, but I’m not some conduit to get girls to that place they all want to go…relevance…but that doesn’t mean I tell the girls licking my ass that…

Not that that has anything to do with Nina Dobrev, who cares who she is….what she does…just notice the fit body in a bikini…

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2018

18

Jan

Lottie Moss Instagram Lingerie Show of the Day

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I think it was Kate Moss’ birthday the other day, I saw all these idiots giving tributes to her like she was dead, even though she’s only partially dead, but always alive in my heart because she’s Kate Moss…

I guess her half sister, Lottie, who gets press for being her half sister, and who owns that shit hard…even calls herself a model because of it, even though you don’t have to be a model to be a model these days…

But she has been able to get herself onto reality tv, and hang with reality tv trash, and most importantly, create an instagram account where she can clickbait her way to her fans…in what looks like lingerie pics…racy.

I mean you have to get noticed somehow…and sometimes your last name isn’t enough, but your willingness to get naked enough to get noticed…is what carries you..

Looks good to me.

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