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2018

16

Mar

Julianne Hough Wet Like Seacrest Just Finished Her of the Day

Julianne Hough doesn’t interest me, but I do wonder if she has an NDA with Ryan Seacrest because like TRUMP he makes the women he has sex with have an NDA with him, so that they don’t turn on him and call him out for being a pervert weirdo super rich guy with an alpha personality who can fuck anything he chooses because he’s on TV, even the girls who hate the fucker, still fuck the fucker, because they think maybe he will knock them up and set them up for life, or maybe he’ll just pay their rent…because he’s a creeper…

That said…Julianne Hough, the bad Mormon, dancer turned actress, famous and disgusting when she shoulda been a stripper…

But here she is being provocative because she’s still a Mormon gone bad….all wet, cockteasing, like the pervert she is…proven by the fact she’s been with Seacrest…

Here she is in Leggigns…Showing Off her Dance Ass that Should be a Stripper But that Is Just a Seacrest Slut

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

16

Mar

JoJo Instagram Titties of the Day

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We may not know who JoJo is…but I do remember when she was clickbait or was it jailbait many years ago…even though I don’t remember her from then, I don’t remember her songs, I don’t remember anything about her…but I know she has since been on a comeback tour, not accepting being a one hit wonder, sexualizing herself, or doing whatever it is she’s doing…

But I do appreciate when I see the nerds of the internet uniting to fuck with photoshop pictures to make the clothing invisible like it’s their super power….and that alone is hilarious to me..

So whether these are JOJO nipples or not, it’s nice to see crowdsourcing done for good….because nipples and see through shirts…are good.

Here is the photo altered by the internet nerds to show her nipples..weird..

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

16

Mar

J.Lo’s Tits for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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J.Lo sweet chariot never gonna stop showing her tits now that she’s old enough to have tits – because she wants to make it clear to the world that she’s more than just an ass….she’s a triple threat…from singing and dancing to acting to fucking famous men to marrying a skeleton and breeding with him…to now ending up happy in love with a rod A.Rod….

She just doesn’t go the fuck away, because the ego, the eagerness to make money and to be adorned by her fans, who see her as some hispanic icon…is just what she thinks is her higher calling or purpose…thanks to the hispanics never turning their back on one of their own..

She’s unfortunately an “Industry”…and “empire” like Beyonce or whatever…and I find it irritating that she won’t back down and just find younger version of her to buy / sign / build up / exploit…but like the old ego, old hen, not wanting to let go, she probably doesn’t let women in the same room as her…but only a team of men on payroll telling her how hot she is.

Posted in:J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2018

16

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Hairy Armpit Porn of the Day

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Bella Thorne is growing out her armpit hair because of course she is…she’s a hippie raver feminist identity crisis rape victim molestation victim gender equality advocate disney kid turned weirdo on social media for attention like they taught her at Disney social media camp they run these kids through…because they have teams of experts tracking trends…so that they can move in and manipulate a generation…it’s crazy…

But she also has tits she likes to show off because she paid for them and wants to get her money’s worth..

I am just eager to see her have a drug overdose because the face is becoming trans as she ages and jacks it up…and her titty attention seeking is getting boring.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

16

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood is Hot and Oiled Up of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood gets the short end of the stick, and I am not talking about Ryan Seacrest’s dick, back when he bought her tits and got her into TV hosting like she was Olivia Munn, only instead of going on the a thirsty attention seeking film career like Olivia Munn, she faded away back in Oregon where she came back harder than ever on her instagram with constant daily amazing pics in amazing places because despite her unnatural tits she likes being naked in nature…and it makes for some epic hikes, epic adventures, some VAN LIFE good times, all filled with nudity…and I’m a huge fan…despite her being in her mid 30s…

But despite all her following, she doesn’t get any of the brand deals all these other whores get, who don’t do nearly as much great content as she does….

So she’s forced to Patreon like I have been forced to patreon – (SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER CLICK HERE ) only I assume she gets followers…

Her feed is magical…her following huge…her celebrity there…but always a playboy chick…

While Kim Kardashian literally as a porno tape with a porno company and bitch is in VOGUE…being a fat vapid cunt…

The world is UNFAIR.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|Sara Jean Underwood

2018

16

Mar

Mckayla Maroney Bikini of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney is another one of the Olympic Gymnasts who was molested by that pervert who is in jail for 200 years…only unlike the other Olympic Gymnast, she’s not out launching swimsuits with American Eagle Outfitters to reduce the severity of being molested, by making it into an obnoxious swimsuit, that is really a red flag to any dude at spring break who sees a girl in one, because despite her being sexualized and statistically more like a porn star thanks to the molestation, she’s more annoying about it…empowered by it…and that’s nothing we need to deal with when trying to get laid at a pool party…

While Mckayla Maroney is out posting up bikini selfies of her no longer gymnast body, but who has muscle memory and flexibility to excite anyone into an American Athletic hero like this one…who has been sexualizing herself since the Olympics many years ago she was a part of…And when it comes to jerking off to Olympic Athletes choose this one over Bruce Jenner any day…

VIDEO:

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2018

16

Mar

Eugenie Bouchard’s Twin Sister Beatrice’s Tits of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is a Canadian Tennis Player, who has a little too fit of little tennis body, on some Martina Navata whatever the fuck that dyke player from the 80s is named, kick….but still has a level of hotness, like most tennis players do, as long as they aren’t a Williams sister, because, the Williams sisters are dudes who got converted at a young age to increase the chances of winning and making the family rich.

I’ve seen “Ladybugs” I know how these things work…and they all end with Jonathan Brandis committing suicide…

That said, she’s not just a Canadian, she’s from Montreal and I’m from Montreal, only unlike me, she’s actually an international success, a star, a hit, rich…thanks to a rich dad investing hard into her….

I don’t know her but the funny thing about her is that she’s got siblings, and cousins all mooching off her success, and the best one is her twin sister…

Who with their TWINTUITION gets to reap the most benefits of being related to Eugenie, maybe she even gets a percentage of earnings, only instead of being an athlete, she’s a party girl who goes to all the festivals and I guess who has now become an influencer, on her instagram, doing the instagram thing, bikinis out, “Lifestyle and Travel” blogging or bloggers as they call themselves…while I unfortunately know what ACTUAL blogging is and it’s not just taking a selfie, it’s way more depressing than that.

Good bikinis though.

Posted in:Beatrice Bouchard|Eugenie Bouchard|SFW

2018

16

Mar

Britney Spears Erotic Workout of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing…

Partially because she’s throwing money at a bitching Kevin Federline, who already makes good money from her, but who wants more because she’s making more money, even though he’s likely zero involved in the raising of their kids…and that’s the kind of girl I can get behind, and would want to get behind, I mean moving in on a mentally fucked up pop star and knocking her up a dream, because she’s rich and hot and worth putting up with the annoying…

Partially because she’s every parent’s dream, an earner who keeps earning for her entire life….pretty much still adopted by the parents in “conservatorship”…because she’s crazy.

But mainly cuz she’s hot…check out this workout video…hot…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2018

16

Mar

Naked Woman on Desk and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Romanian Hooker

Pickpocket of the Day

Large Woman on Counter

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I kept a telemarketer from Hong Kong trying to sell me some sort of stock investment bullshit….on the phone for over an hour..

I know I probably should have been doing important morning hangover dump posts….but it was more fun asking him if he was Margot Robbie from the Wolf of Wall Street because if he was…he did good for himself with them nude scenes…you know it went on and on and wouldn’t have gone viral on instagram or wherever the kids are….

Not very funny to anyone by myself…but here I am back at the morning links like I am programmed to do because thanks to be coded like the robot I am by using the internet obsessively since 1995….

Here are the links…

Warren Buffett’s Million Dollar NCAAA Bracket
CLICK HERE

Jersey Shore Family Vacation Erotica
CLICK HERE

Ashley Graham in a Bikini is Disgusting
CLICK HERE

Michael Caine Fucked a Young Demi Moore but Hates Pedos
CLICK HERE

Bear Climbs on a Man’s Back..
CLICK HERE

Court Painting at the Australian Open
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DIRTY LITTLE GIRLS
CLICK HERE

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