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2018

Jan

Anastasia Ashley Couple Porn of the Day

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A post shared by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Jan 30, 2018 at 8:19pm PST

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted Anastasia Ashley, professional surfer and bikini posing booty on the beaches of the world…even though she’s got this rocking booty…thanks to surfing her whole life…muscle memory and LATIN roots maybe….

I came across this picture of her and her boyfriend about to have sex or just after sex and thought shit…it’s nice to live in a world where couples post their most special moments of before they are about the have sex…or after they’ve had sex….as long as the booty’s in the middle of the frame…

Thanks to pornos, we are all more interested in seeing people we follow on social media fuck, they are exhibitionists to even have social media, so it seems like the natural thing to do….but they so rarely actually produce a sex tape…so we barely ever get to see penetration….and we are forced to wait like a bunch of assholes….hoping it will one day come…

Around valentines day, moments like this happen, were we can almost see the gateway to a girl’s soul, showcasing her love for a man, and we think…we’re getting closer to that sex tape…keep it coming girl…while being reminded how we’ve failed at life, because our pre-sex / post sex is not something you’d want to ever photograph…not just because the hooker won’t let you document her but because it is humiliating and disgusting…and even pretty sad…

I guess what I am trying to say is that at least there are good looking people in the world to make us feel shitty as we masturbate to the thought of their sex because they put it out there…but they DON’T QUITE PUT IT OUT THERE….

Here she is for the FREE CONFERENCE CALL BANNED FROM THE SUPERBOWL AD because her bikini was too provokative…

Where do you take your board meetings? @freeconferencecall

A post shared by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Jan 30, 2018 at 8:36am PST

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2018

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Taco Eater of the Day

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Here’s Hailey Baldwin demonstrating how she is remotely relevant / more relevant than her cousin Ireland, despite having way more pathetic parents in terms of level of popularity or relevance, which is probably why she pushed so hard to get noticed, you know to escape the stigma of being Stephen Baldwin’s kid, because anyone who writes they’re name Stephen instead of Steven is a cunt. YOU HEAR THAT STEPHEN…I SAID IT…

Obviously, she substantially hotter than Ireland baldwin, but as so many famous chicks have proven, hotness doesn’t matter…

What does matter is how good you are at TACO EATING…you know sucking the shit right out of the HADID AND JENNER asses like it was GUACAMOLE…to have them keep you around and promote you in the peripheral..

Magic really…that when dealing with cunts – everything always comes down to Taco Eating.

Heres her dog faced cousin Ireland in her underwear

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2018

Jan

Pam and Tommy 20 Year Sex Tape Anniversary of the Day

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The Pammy and Tommy sex tape from 1998 was a huge fucking deal, in an early internet era, when celebrities, even Playboy models turned huge titty stars, were not putting out homemade porno…it was cutting edge, it paged the way for all things good in the world like PARIS HILTON and KIM KARDASHIAN…but more importantly, it brings back memories of a simpler time, when you genuinely believed that the porno tape leaked was stolen from them and that they had nothing to do with its release…and didn’t make any of the money off the release, even though legally they would have had to sign the rights of the video over to whoever mass produced it.

We were dumber then, less jaded, and most importantly, this porno tape was coveted, hard to access, you had to go to the sex shop and buy it for 40 bucks or something crazy, or find a bootleg VHS version of it from a friend who had two VCRs…

I remember the first time I saw it, it was given to me by a neighbor, who was this weird punk rock dude who also introduced me to Ali G and Tom Green when he was funny, he would just collect all this random shit I didn’t actually care about, until I got to experiece PAM sucking dick and getting penetrated.

It’s hard to believe that I am 20 years older, that this happened 20 years ago…and I think we should all give props, a tribute, a nod…a moment of silence…even a themed viewing party with your friends….because it is the single most important thing to happen in pop culture.

DO YOU REMEMBER when you first saw the sex tape?…..

Well watch it again. VISIT VIVID

They’re running a deal on it…you can watch if to a dollar….a DOLLAR well spent.

SO watch it again. VISIT VIVID

If you want to see the more “hardcore” trailer for old times STEPSMUT

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2018

Jan

Dude Caught Having Sex with a Rubber Doll and Other Videos of the DAy

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Hot babe Putting on Panties

Chinese SWAT SNEAK ATTACK OF THE DAY

Dance of the Day

Street Vendor USING WASTEWATER

Polar Bear Playing with a Dog

Kid Has a Meltdown in Class

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2018

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night, I learned that Coal is Clean Energy…not that I watch Presidential Speeches for countries I don’t live in…but sometimes accidents happen…and who knows, maybe Coal is clean and I’m just a racist against that black gold and the black lung it caused miners and the cloud of green air around china…

I also learned that I hate when girls tell me they have squirt videos of them squirting but don’t want to show it – but like to keep on telling me they have it – even though I didn’t ask and don’t care – and when I didn’t ask them to see it or if they have it – but rather they just volunteered that info to me – to get me to ask for it – only to say no to my curiosity…even though I know it’s just pee..

It’s like keep that shit to yourself….or I think the expression is put out or shut the fuck up…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Paris Hilton Dressed Like Kim K for Kanye – I Assume Paris Owns 10% of Kim
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THe Best Thing You’ll See Today – Or Not
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People at the Black Panther Premiere
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Little Sister Drop Kicks Brother
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Kaley Cuoco – YOGA BOD
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38 Year old Woman Spends 800,000 Dollars to Marry a 23 Year Old Man
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2018

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Based on the current state of your divided country….the “current’ climate of women standing together as man hating, pervert hating, trying to get the respect they deserve and anything you do or say is wrong…

I suggest you asking the very important question of “what is the weirdest non sex toy or genital object that you’ve inserted in your vagina”…to every girl you come across (who is over 18, obviously)….spin it as you supporting feminism, an ambassador and fan of pussy power in the power pussy crew, a YOUR PUSSY IS YOUR PURSE YOU PUT THINGS YOU WANT TO PUT IN UP INSIDE YOU and I WANT TO SUPPORT THAT…

You’ll get some interesting answers, great feedback, and very little hate for being the pervert you are.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Quincy Jones has 22 Girlfriends Around the World
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Olivia Wilde is Lookin’ Hot
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Amber Rose is Coping with Smaller Tits
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Young Slut Cleavage
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Man Gets Head Stuck in PRison Bars
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Bella Hadid Nipple on the Runway
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Nipple Flash of the Day
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Tom Brady vs Boston Radio that Called his Daughter a Name
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Rita Ora Big Tits at the Grammys
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Ant Man has a Trailer
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Dude Time Lapses his Log Cabin Build and It’s Awesome
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Berkley Prof – Vs Laptop
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Porn Chick Learns How to Wrestle
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Diane Keaton is Woody Allen’s Ride or Die
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Segway Shoveling
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Mark Salling – Dead Pervert
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Grammy Dude Gets Slaughtered for Telling Women to Step-Up cuz You Can’t Win
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Some Chick Named Allison Holker in a Black Dress
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Package Theif – KARMA
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Everything Streaming this Month
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MODEL KATE FISCHER IS FUCKING DISGUSTING
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Paparazzi Pics of the KIM Disgusting Shoot
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Demi Rose Full Trashy TIt
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Helena Christensen Old Lady in a Photoshoot
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Candice Swanepoel’s in a Bikini Shoot
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Dakota Fanning in VOGUE Porn
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Girl in a See Through Top
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Slutty Dress at a Disney Premiere
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Lady Gaga in NYC – Terrible
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Carmen Electra and her Dog Promote Cancer
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Pam Anderson BIG CLeavage
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Olivia Holt, Hot Young Body
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Alex Daddario – Overrated
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hot Chick WIth Huge Tits Stretching
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Lesbians of the Day
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PORN MOVE OF THE DAY
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Lesbian Nurses
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PUSSY FLASH
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Big Titty in a Red Bikini
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Girl in a FLower Crown’s Got Great Tits
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Girl Pours Sparkling Water on her Twat
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Titty Flash of the Day
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Naked Girl of the Day
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Naked Model With Huge Tits of the Day
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Japan’s Got Talent!
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Big Tits – Black Dildo
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2018

Jan

Gigi and Bella Hadid Naked Incest Porno of the Day

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Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid are recreating poses I assume their weirdo rich as fuck modelfucking dad probably used to make them do for his rich friends like the owner of GUES who helped launch GIGI’s career.

I think they look a little too comfortable being cunt to cunt, anus to anus, like it’s a family place for them, that started in taking baths together as kids…

I also think rich people are fucking twisted sexual deviants who would exploit their own children for their own egos and gain, even sexually because they forget there are rules and don’t know how to be a decent human….

But most importantly, I know that VOGUE is trying to produce some low level KARDASHIAN level, clickbait smut to “break the internet”…”GET THE SISTER NAKED”…

I will admit that both are unimpressive to me, but like most threesomes, combined are better than individually….

I also know that anyone who has ever dated anyone with a sister, or anyone with a sister, has wanted to see them either naked together, or at least fuck the other one, to compare vaginas…

We can’t compare vaginas here, but we can see two overrated trashy girls with a lot of money just trying to get noticed cuz it’s fun and cute and whatever, it makes daddy proud…it’s VOGUE you know!

Take it in.

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2018

Jan

Stella Maxwell Naked of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is some overrated – strategic – enterprising – not that hot – or wasn’t that hot when she was playing the hipster model – who has turned it all around through scamming proper – by sitting at the right table – buy fucking the lesbian celebrities to increase her value – and who is now in a relationship with Kirsten Stewart, the girl who has never been that interesting, always weir and lost looking, and likely easy to come in and manipulate – I mean Stella Maxwell did it….but then again she’s tactical and has made magic happen – if you think being a VS model who bangs actresses is magic – which I’m sure you do.

It’s a lot of hype and here’s a topless shoot of her.

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2018

Jan

Alexis Ren Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Alexis Ren’s bolt on titties for Sports Illustrated trying to stay relevant of the day – was the alternate title.

For anyone who has been a jaded observer of girls getting half naked on the internet, you will know that Sports Illustrated, with Victoria’s Secret were probably the most influential outlets to find and cultivate and spew titty models down our throats. They would do the dirty work of auditioning them, and recruiting them, and building them up in content that us idiots would jerk off to or stare at….they made many fucking stars…

But then instagram happened, and people like Alexis Ren were able to trick the algorithm, making their own fame in shoots that were of the same caliber as both those outlets who once decided who would be mainstream titty models on not…making Sports Illustrated obsolete…why bother waiting for shoots we see girls producing every fucking day…no hype in that…and I guess recruiting Ren for their magazine, is an attempt, like using Ashley Graham, is an attempt to piggy back off their followings on social media…and stay relevant…in what I’d say is too little too late….the word doesn’t need a bikini magazine issue once a year around super bowl…we have that shit daily from so many chicks, known and unknown…but keep on the scrambling, I mean there’s big ad dollars behind this so they can keep it going…I just find it pretty fucking boring.

here’s her 2016 casting call that I guess led to her 2017 shoot and her 2018 slutty bikini shoot with the bolt on tits…

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2018

Jan

Mark Salling Pervert Predator Sex Offender Suicide of the Day

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Mark Salling was a sexual predator and child pornography collector who deserved to be killed based on that alone…but luckily he took it out on himself and killed himself thanks to being unable to live with his pervert self…that I guess was publicly humilated and who’s career was totally fucking over…rightfully so….people into child porn are the worst scum of the earth who deserve to be murdered violently. That’s some real fucking sick shit to be into….even if it’s a mental disorder – we don’t need that kind.

But after watching this video – it is safe to say that Mark Salling, the actor on GLEE, who raped a girl unprotected before the “METOO” movement, but who also was found to have thousands of child porno pics – and had to register as a sex offender – probably should have killed himself long before he got into this mess…because this song and dance shit from TV is more humiliating than publicly being outted the worst kind a sexual deviant…

I guess the real tragedy in this is that he didn’t bring down the tranny with him, not that she’s that bad since becoming a hot influencer chick who mooches off the press from these people dying.

Here are some of her pics:

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