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2017

07

Dec

Lindsay Lohan is in America at a Daily Mail Event of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and her weird accent are in an interesting place in her life and career, from child star who everyone basically raped and pillaged, especially her family, to tabloid fodder who couldn’t be left alone, to person everyone totally forgot, who moved off to DUBAI to likely get shit on by rich arab men who like the girl from the famous America movies…but it offered a good life…

Now, she’s looking like death, like so fucking old and jacked up, when not even that old…but the face has seen some shit…she’s lived countless lives, none that important or relevant but they had their moments..

She’s also attending tabloid events – put out by the tabloids – because she so desperately wants to be back in the limelight – she’ll do favors for them – in hopes of getting the press..

Sad story maybe, I have no sympathy…if anything it’s fun to see someone who was so important in her mind, be so obsolete…she’s a fucking flip phone..she exists, she had a point at a time, but doesn’t fucking matter today…

Cool see through shirt though, too bad there’s no nipples…like fucking put some effort in this comeback, make fucking noise for the right reasons for once.

I should be her manager. She’s still hot…just garbage….with the new face on…lights flashing in her face….girl feels at home. Welcome back.

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2017

07

Dec

Lily-Rose Depp Hot of the Day

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I’m an old creeper checking out an 18 year old like some kind of creeper…despite the law being on my side…THE LAW IS ON MY SIDE…it’s not creepy…

She’s pop culture, her parents made her that way, because they are pop culture…

Some raised in an aquarium, but Lily-Rose Depp is my favorite of the celeb kids, so EURO and hip, fashionable and fully dialled into the celebrity cool kid life, never having to work or be her own person, rocking the trust fund, with people staring at her because of who her parents are…already winning at life…but most important looking good at it…cuz she’s hot..

I am a fan and an old creeper…but a fan none the less…we are allowed to be fans..

Not one – but TWO flowers..

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2017

07

Dec

Cynda Mcelvana Hipster Titty Model of the Day

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Cynda Mcelvana in that PISS filter – made to look like film – reminding me of high brow porno from eastern EUROPE…and INSTAGRAM…

She’s is some LA “model”…. of course she is…straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from the mean streets of Arkansas….and want to make it in America..

It’s the cool place to be, where people get famous, and you get to really tap into that whole art scene…populated by rich fucking creeps…

She may be freshly out of high school and already out there getting busy…despite looking really fucking young…people like that…and I like the hustle of today’s youth who understand the “be your own boss”….strategy of life…requires getting naked.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

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2017

07

Dec

Ryan Whitney Newman Promoting her Hair Removal of the Day

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Ryan Newman posted a sponsored Instagram post showing off her hairless armpit in an era of women protesting hair removal thanks to feminism…all becaue Ryan Newman is into having hairless armpits…archaic and a sign of the patriarchy to some…but hot to others…I just like that it’s pretty low hanging fruit to be plugging some hair removal place in exchange for free treatment, are times that tough..girl can’t afford the 1000 dollars it costs?

That said, Ryan Newman is young Hollywood…where young girls, prostituted by their parents, get their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…become vain thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast…and coddled thanks to the parents relying heavily on them to pay the bills…are filled with things like botox and fillers at a young age to make them look like they are in their 30s, even though the majority of dudes are more into the fact that she is 18 than that she looks 35….

She’s also got tits…like the Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and you may know her, especially if you’re a creepy dad forced to watch Disney channel from a sow called ZEKE and LUTHER. Or maybe from Sharknado 3….struggling maybe…but posting armpits to an arpit fetishists is probably priceless..enjoy.

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2017

07

Dec

Sofia Resing Titties of the Day

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Her name Sofie Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..with a good fucking body…who is represented by
Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …

Which is the most extensive list of modeling agencies I’ve ever seen an instagram model rock….

Instagram models like vegans, and girls who have been molested, or feminists love to fucking brag….to legitimize themselves..

In the instagram model life it’s listing these agencies, the more major agencies, the better, even if that don’t actually make them any money, it’s a good look…that co-sign, that fake it til you get to put your tits out there in a men’s magazine from france that is rumored to be derogatory to women…

Supporting the evil Al Franken of a magazine…because titty magazines are supposed to be more considerate…

Reminding us that people don’t care when it comes to being opportunists trying to enhance their own profile..

That’s about all I have to say about that..

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2017

07

Dec

Delilah Hamlin’s Hard Nipples at an Event of the Day

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Lisa Rinna has had some much work done, like on some Demi Moore level, so I wonder at what age she started jacking up her kids with Plastic Sugery, face injections, titties, who fucking knows what, so that they have more of her look, you know to perpetuate her storyline…

I remember a Chinese women who had been plastic surgery ridden was sued by the rich guy who knocked her up – because they had an ugly kid – and she mislead him to think she was good genes on some Brad Cooper / Irina Shayk kick….

So maybe, Delilah is built this way thanks to mommy being a vapid, vain cunt…who like spa treatments and sees nothing wrong with them since she’s plastic…

Or maybe this is what a natural Delilah Hamlin looks like…and as far as celebrity kids go, even though her parents are barely celebs, I’m into whatever’s going on here.

Young tight body with the titties on…alright…

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2017

07

Dec

Irina Shayk’s Russian Face of the Day

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Irina Shyk has a smug face, knowing that she won at life, that all her dreams have come true, that she’s make all the right moves, and it is all because the ugly Russian women were killed off in Communism, during that whole Iron Curtain, where a lot of weirdness went on…allowing for creatures like this to exist…

She has, like a Russian Spy from the movies, used her looks to seduce a huge soccer star…which I guess wasn’t good enough for her, but that allowed her to do Sports Illustrated, where she was able to seduce America…

All because she’s hot, I mean sure she’s looking her age, like a mom, possibly like she’s had some work done, with those face injections you can never be too sure but still great…substantial…the kind of soulless women you’d want to knock up if you were a rich as fuck 40 something year old actor looking to make good looking babies…

I don’t know what the hell this outfit is, but she’s good.

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2017

07

Dec

Gigi Hadid’s Legs in Vogue Germany of the Day

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Gigi Hadid was the gateway drug for her ugly sister to prosper..all because money can buy fame, success and I guess more money…even when you aren’t deserving of it…but are just the coatriding wave-jacker…

Allowing Gigi Hadid to think, as she fills her sad rich girl pussy with UK Popstar cheese dick, that she was legit, the real deal, and her jacked up face from injections that make her look 45, were just a style choice, a trend, and not needed for her legitimate model success…

You know, like she’s not just an instagram whore, and that she would have run the fashion industry regardless of instagram, had instagram not been the whole reason her and her sister and their friends get work…people like their followers..

People like Vogue, who have the power to erase this little groupie, poser, fake, try hard models…and focus on the real models, found in small towns, cuz they are tall and work the diner…instead of just rich kids wanting their dirty hands in something…and thanks to being spoiled…getting it.

Their dad buys them magazine covers…then they happened…and that alone is representative of how the world works…

What the fuck is GIGI short for anyway? Fucking pretentious sounding trash really.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

07

Dec

Iggy Azalea’s Jacked up Ass and Face Celebrate her Mom of the Day

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I know that no one gives a fuck about Iggy Azalea, or her bullshit story about being a teen runaway in Miami who ended up stripping, but I guess people like to believe it, and when looking at pics of her mom, I kind of believe that the mom was the one pimping out the daughter, they just have that trashy look, and I guess it worked, because look at them now….two clowns…one with a ridiculous clown ass, who clearly has Body Dysmorphia and feels the need to keep Black guys interested in her the fatter the ass she manages to get….and the one who created such a mess of a human…

The good news is that I don’t know any of her songs, and that she’ll likely fade away, probably not back into sex work, because she had a minute of success, record deals and making money….but getting knocked up by rich black guys…which I guess is kind of sex work…who knows…OR CARES!

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2017

07

Dec

Josephine Skriver’s Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a humanoid, or an AI, which is nice because the future of women is going to be something we can program into doing what we want, without all the bullshit, like periods, pregnancy, complaining, and spending all our damn money…and whatever else you hate about women….like them not wanting to fuck you, while your humanoid won’t ever say no….

She was made in a lab with Human DNA, her dad a homo, and her mom a lesbian, so they knew how to choose selective DNA programming to make a hot a sfuck bitch, so she’s really fucking realistic.Designer DNA programming, the future of human, choose height, weight and everything else…is what all parents should do…

She’s probably the hottest VS has to offer, they probably funded the experiment that created her, not that I care about VS or their human sex trafficking….but I do see hot when hot is presented to me..

The best story about her is that when she came to NYC she was an actual virgin…..making her even hotter…look at those ass muscles..girl squats.

I guess what I am saying is more women should look like this and they will….