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2023

31

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I only have two thong stories from my week of perving on bitches out in public, because I am like those avid bird watchers with their binoculars and zoom lenses, their portable foldable chairs and their silly bird watching hats and manuals…I take my creeping seriously, I even take notes of the experiences in a notebook, with hand drawn creeper sketches to let me remember the experience artistically, maybe I’ll publish those creeper notebooks one day…

Anyway the thong stories….

First, a girl who was all done up in a white tight dress, was heading to the park for some kind of weird photoshoot we’ll assume was for instagram, but that I couldn’t track down when I got home and started stalking, NO TAGGED LOCATION that bitch…

She was rocking a black thong, which was total visible and part of her look, I assume, because there was no way she didn’t know we could see her full ass in a thong, since she was doing a photoshoot and looking at each picture taken of herself…

Second, a girl in a pair of white bike shorts, also in a black thong, walked by with what was basically a fully thonged ass, and I thought to myself “didn’t they push the thong on women to avoid the visible panty lines”….my memory was that was the whole point of the thong, and why the thong was such a success…yet here I am looking at visible thong panty line and really visible thong, and there’s no real reason for the thong, other than wanting 3/4 of the asshole exposed to the world….which I guess is a good enough reason to rock the thong….

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2023

31

Aug

Olivia Wilde the Pervert of the Day

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Cockburn wants you to know that you can’t get pregnant by spit, which is technically not entirely true, because after Harry Styles holds a huge load in his mouth, before spitting it into her gaping cunt, like one of those cherub fountains you see at rich Italian people’s homes, only to have a steady stream of said spit land on the cervix excited to journey through the cavernous nightmare that is Cockburn’s womb, you know like a scary Disney ride by the vagina version….she could theoretically get pregnant….but her old age won’t let her…

So yeah, she’s not entirely accurate in her weirdly unfunny sleazy “I have sex and like my pussy eaten” shirt, because celebrities are lame…..but she finds it funny, so when whores are softly advertising they like being whores, or like sex, because everyone likes sex, even rape victims, meaning it’s not that impressive….I’ll post it…because I am not that impressive either….far less impressive than Cockburn the big time director….probably because I lack the mysterious pussy machine she uses to get where she’s got..

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2023

31

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Thursdays are for TITTY DROPS, but I guess every day is for TITTY DROPS, because tits are awesome when they aren’t being dropped, even just hanging out in shirts are good titty time, even in bra tits are great…so animating that shit up with some theatrics, some bread and circus, some splash in the pan, some pomp and circumstance, some MONEY SHOT, some POP SHOT, some excitement by slowly dropping them out of their shirt makes the whole experience, which is already a great experience, even better…

So if being titty flashed seems to be only thing good in this world to you, being titty flashed by titty droppers is better….so here is some uplifting titty being dropped in ways you’d probably like to help pick up with your mouth, or penis, due to being the classy gentleman you are.

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2023

31

Aug

Lily James Bikini on a Boat of the Day

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Lily James is on a boat in a bikini because she’s a rich and famous celebrity who gets to live the life of luxury for all her important contributions to the world like ending world hunger, poverty and war….I’ve even heard she cured covid with a unique spike protein found in her pussy thanks to her unique biome that she realized saves lives when sitting of sick people faces like shit is ventilator….although, I don’t think she’s done any of those things, or anything of importance and she has however pretended to be Pam Anderson in a dumb fucking show I can’t believe was made, but that is clearly propaganda in some capacity which in her mind is more important than saving the world because it allows her to lay out on boats in bikinis because she’s rich and important from meaningless shit, the way celebrity intended…

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2023

31

Aug

January Jones Almost Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know if January Jones is transitioning, but she’s rocking a shorter haircut and it seems to be a trend for these Hollywood types to transition when nothing else is going on for them, you know as a cry for attention because you know they don’t actually think they are born in the wrong body, they just know that body that they used as a vehicle to get what they wanted has been run through and destroyed, and must be rebuilt as one of a new gender to at least get some stories in the media about their move to man-dom.

I guess it could also just be a haircut, a really terrible 90s mushroom cut her boyfriend may have had back when she was in her 30s in the 90s that she is reliving in her rich and bored celebrity life…

She is still wearing a skirt, but that’s the confusing thing with these transitoning people, they are such individuals while following a trend, that they can be girls who are boys who wear skirts, but are still boys, because boys can wear skirts, even when they are girls who are now boys….because that’s how unique the attention seekers are…

You may like this because it reminds you of your 1991 grad trip with that skater boy you thought was the coolest….because now you don’t have to feel gay jerking off to him.

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2023

31

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s cold as shit here, summer is fucking over on this last weekend of summer bullshit propaganda they push on us before geo engineering the winter to hit us for the next 9 months, those mosters…

The good news is that the women of the world, who pretend to hate men, are still vain and follow the trends to seduce men, which include, but aren’t limited to tanlines..

So despite there being no sun, they will risk the chemicals of a spray tan, or the damaging rays of the sun, not that I believe that storyline created by BIG SUNSCREEN, but the majority of people do, yet these whores just don’t care, they’ll face the pain, the cancer, the damage for a fucking tanline…to highlight the good stuff…so that they can take pics of it to upload to the internet for you.

Summer or winter, WE WILL HAVE TANLINES!

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2023

31

Aug

Leni Klum’s Try On Lingerie Haul of the Day

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I know that the general consensus of Leni Klum’s try on video is that the people are mad that she’s an all American sounding girl, and not some rough German accented dominatrix ready to shove objects in your ass and tell you how pathetic you are.

The German / Italian adopted by Seal because her own dad only wanted anything to do with her in recent years since growing out those amazing tits, that Heidi looks at with dollar signs and happiness in her eyes, knowing she made them and is ready to exploit them, to make her continue existing into her 50s….so she was raised in NYC…

The other general consensus is “have you seen the tits on her”….they’re life changing, a way to get your deadbeat dad in your life and a way to get the internet stepdad to beat it to you….

She’s the most important person of these times….

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2023

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is fucking nuts, I think it’s time that we should all be nuts too….I mean it’s like attack of the normies turned content creator and attention seeker….and who became nuts…leaving the actual nuts lost and confused amongst the normie nuts….or maybe being nuts on the internet is played out, mainstream, done…and the real troll is logging off this shit…..imagine that.

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Got Her…
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Kendall Jenner Nip Slip in Harper’s Bazaar Photo Shoot!
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Woman Does Some Insane Flips On A Jetski In A Pool
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The Cavinder Twins Go to Nashville!
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Doja Cat’s Nip Slip to Promote Her Demonic Album!
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Justine Skye See Through to Nipples!
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Paige Lorenze Brings Out her US Open Outfit!
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The 7 Best Comic Book Super-Heroes Who Haven’t Had Movies Made About Them
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Breathtaking Bikini Magic: Devin Brugman’s Captivating Boobs and Legs in Fiery Photo Session!
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Gabrielle Union Keeps the Party Going!
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Astrid Casali topless in L’uomo sulla strada (2022)
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Surfer Anastasia Ashley Washes Up On Shore for Celsius!
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Truly Incredible Incidents From All Over The Internet
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Elvis Presley’s gun sells for big at auction
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Some Really Insane GoKart Crashes
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Eiza Gonzalez Is Here To Make You Love Wednesday!
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Eyes on Emily Ratajkowski: Scintillating Braless Outing Reveals Boobs and Toned Midriff in NYC!
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Debbie St. Pierre’s Micro Bikini!
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CCTV Captures Suspect Assaulting An NYPD Office In Bronx
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Isaac Christopher Rochell Gets Released!
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Lion Gets Its Head Stuck Inside A Feeding Barrel
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Absolutely Insane Sand Sculptures Guaranteed To Make You Go Wow
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Malu Trevejo Gets Wet in the Yard!
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Absolutely Insane Sand Sculptures Guaranteed To Make You Go Wow
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40+ Hot Selfie Girls
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What Have You Been Primed to See in America?
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Josie Canseco’s Crop Top in Mexico!
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Aviation Clips Sure To Surprise You
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NOPE!
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Slayyyter See Through to Boobs at Power of Young Hollywood!
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Incredible Fly Can Go Underwater
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Avril Mathie Gets Chubby On Vacation!
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50+ Hot And Wet Girls
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Massive Landslide Causing Buildings To Collapse In Himachal Pradesh
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Confessions Of A Woman In A Male Dominated Engineering Class
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Woman Realises That She Ran Over 2 People
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What Are The Lessor Known Implications of Hearing Loss?
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The Dance Of I Honestly Have No Idea
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Florence Pugh – Elle Style Awards – October 2023
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Emily Ratajkowski – Walking her dog in New York
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Ashley Benson – Out in Los Angeles
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Alison Brie – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock – Notting Hill Carnival Photoshoot
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Kathryn Newton – Taylormade Golf
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Olivia Wilde – Leaving her gym in Studio City
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Sienna Miller – Pregnant in Bikini on the Beach in Ibiza
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She Shows Them
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Ashlyn Peaks Busting Out of a Swimsuit!
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Ursula Naked in a Fur Coat
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What The Fuck Is Wrong With Japan?
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Pussy Eating Girls!
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Dad is about to come home so stepson fucks his mom
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Pretty Blonde (GIF)
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Queenie Sateen on Vixen in Lawyer Vs Pro
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Victoria Ramos and Her Desserts!
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Ceecee Valez Big Bikini Booty!
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Couple Share Hairy Box
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Lissa Mendez Naked at the Beach!
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Come Get Your Wife
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2023

30

Aug

Lena Dunham Disgusting Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bro…..

This is fucking disturbing, made more disturbing because girls out ont he street look like this too, it’s like fucking clown world, the freak show circus coming to get us with their hard nipples and no uteruses…disturbing as shit, made even more disturbing because people like this are marketed as the voice of a generation and believe that hype, so the lazy people who fund the content throw money their way to further indoctrinate the people who look like this, feeling brave like when a black kid sees a black little mermaid but in a far more destructive and fat way because these entitled clowns are actual fucking monsters who have stained the fabric of society with their shit….

To look like this, but to selfie like this, is a serious flaw in the matrix, no matter how delusional you are…no matter how she wrote herself into her show nude like some evil troll exhibitionist who looks like an evil troll because she is an evil troll….KEEP it to your damn self…

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2023

30

Aug

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Celebrity lesbian, who was a Victoria’s Secret model before Victoria’s Secret turned their back on hot chicks, and after she was a androgynous and weird hipster model, because she realized be a hot Victoria’s Secret model paid better and more importantly made her more famous to fuck the celebrities with identity crisis’ trying to figure themselves out in a world of LGBTQ knowing it will advance their career, while all being perverts because that’s how you become a celebrity, so you dyke down with the hottest dyke you can find, and that’s the Victoria’s Secret model dyke, not the dyke selling lumber at Home Depot, or the dyke selling wool at the knitting club….because celebrities are fake and superficial…

So yeah, the lesbian to the star is still hot in her topless shoots, despite not taking dick, unless she takes dick and doesn’t tell anyone because it will tarnish her storyline, who knows, they’re all agenda pushing weirdos….but when they are topless, I don’t hate it, I hate them sure, but I don’t hate it…and I don’t mean that in a tranny pronoun way….I mean it as in it…you fucks.

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