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2017

16

Jun

McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day

This is the Olympic Dream…better than a LIFE Ceral box cover..

If every Gold Medal winner looked more like this and less like Bruce Gender….

The Olympics would be worth jerking off to.

That’s not to say that you don’t already jerk off to the Olympics…you love that SHOT PUT PUSSY….and other erotic sports…

But it is to say that McKayla Maroney is quite the little SLUT and we love sluts…OLYMPIC or not, this girl has a body she likes and has always liked to broadcast to the internet for you PATRIOTIC perverts…you see it feels less sleazy when you’re jerking off to a Olympian…during the Olympics…knowing she was under age…you were doing it to support your country…WELL…she’s not underage anymore and she’s bringing it…if you consider wearing a bikini top or bra bringing it…..

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2017

16

Jun

Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss But She Tries by Showing her Pussy of the Day

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I think I jumped the gun on this Lottie Moss character, who isn’t not Kate Moss, but half sister of Kate Moss…because I thought her short and sloppy self was going to become a thing in fashion industry because people are LAZY, but then I realized she was more of a bottom feeder who wears see through bathing suits and puts her pussy out on blast for the paparazzi to see, like a good girl….with her bottom feeding reality show friends…and I felt better about things…

It’s like mooch the fuck out of your name, go for it, I like that….but not when it works out in a high profile way, I mean I want nothing to do with this look when it’s getting modeling jobs, if anything I get mad and hate her for reminding me of the scam that is media…but throw her amongst reality show trash and all of a sudden…I find her hot…

Lottie Moss…keep her insignificant and milking her name…it’s good….until she gets the cover of VOGUE like a Kardashian or some shit…

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

16

Jun

Erin Andrews Letting You Look at her Body Now That She’s been Paid of the Day

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Erin Andrews is some cunty sports broadcaster who wasn’t satisfied in her career and wanted more and more and more – so she hired some dude to follow her around and film her changing in her hotel room – like a slut – only to leverage it for PR and realize she could sue the hotel chains involved for giving out her identity – which was an added bonus that paid her out something like 100,000,000 dollars or some shit – way more than she’d ever make as spots commentator…

Point being, if you find a loophole in the system while doing your slutting….maximize it like Erin Andrews, because then you don’t have to work and you can spend your days doing bikini photoshoots for your creepy pervert sport loving homo closet case fans that use her to make sports seem less homo.

I’ll tell you something though, her body is not worth the 100 million she got for spy camming her…there are so many hotter chicks to obsess over to the point of peeping tomming them – and far less high profile – not that she’s high profile, but high enough to make noise and get you jailtime…before making herself rich off it…

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2017

16

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Mom Butt Allergies of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a mom….that means she let a dude cum in her.

What a slut…

But maybe she’s more of a whore than a slut because whores sell their bodies and she’s made a career getting paid to stand a certain way half naked – up on some fetish model shit – only better paid because this fetish sells underwear to the mass market…

Either way….what a slut…

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2017

16

Jun

Carol Alt Panties of the Day

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What a Slut this Carol Alt is…

Just goes to show you that the slut can grow out of being hot…I mean Carol Alt was an iconic big titty Swimsuit model in an era where not everyone was a swimsuit model….and now, 50 years later…she’s still showing her fucking pussy with ONE layer of fabric to tease…and manipulate….

What a slut…

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2017

16

Jun

Krysten Ritter – Hard Nipples Slut of the Day

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Krysten Ritter has nipples…and they are hard….

What a slut…

A temptress heathen harlot slut….with a little goth to her…as she’s aging…cuz that face is starting to look old..

Lucky for her she plays a comic book character…and fans of comic books fucking love the vagina in those comic books…and by default the people who star in the TV, Movie or Nefflix version..

Either way..what a slut with those slutty hard nipples..

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2017

16

Jun

Katie Holmes is a Fucking Robot of the Day

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Katie Holmes, the Robot who was built or held captive by Tom Cruise is out there showing off some cleavage…because now that she’s fucking black dudes like Jamie Fox, she feels like she’s got some soul to her hips, some sex appeal, like any fat girl you see with her half black kid on a flight to Jamaica to meet daddy…it’s like amongst the white folk they are just the fat chick no one wants, not that Katie Holmes is fat, but you know what I mean she would have been put out to pasture if she was a living and breathing entity, but her case she’d be sold off for parts or scrap metal…but her she is with titties out and a “look at me I’m hot and people like to fuck me” attitude…

I guess it is some machine learning…in the android simulation flesh….

You know after having your soul tampered with by Tom Cruise for so long, it’s probably nice to feel as close to alive as your robot self can.

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2017

16

Jun

Delilah Parillo TITTIES of the Day

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Here’s some LA Hipster model, which doesn’t really mean shit anymore, now that everyone’s a fucking hipster, it’s just the way it is, it’s mainstream…there’s either girls that look natural hippies who live in a van or those that look like plastic strippers and very little in between….

I know nothing about Delilah Parillo, but I’ve seen her tits – and so have you.

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2017

16

Jun

Kylie Jenner is a Monster of the Day

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Kylie Jenner has had so much plastic surgery – she is no longer considered human – like her dad/ mom…

But unfortunately, she hasn’t taken Kanye’s mom’s lead on the plastic surgery hustle…and died in a procedure…

Not because I wish death upon cunts that don’t deserve celebrity according to me, but because I know she’s doing nothing good for society when girls think looking like this is NORMAL….kill her off even if the damage is done and face injections are fucking everywhere on everyone…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

16

Jun

Kayslee Collins for Playboy of the Day

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Kayslee Collins has only done playboy….

That’s the extent of who she is, what she’s accomplished with her big hipster tits I thought had purpose, drive and meaning…and that would eventually do something wonderful like promote skinny tea or start a bikini line….

But instead…those tits just waited two years to do PLAYBOY again….you know now that they do nudity again.

I am not a hater of Kayslee Collins, she looks good to me, but she’s a bit lazy if all she ever does is Playboy over and over when everyone knows PLAYBOY is lame and doesn’t fuckking matter, even with their going back to nudity that is on the instagram level of nudity….not very nude…of girls who we’ve seen more nude than this….

Weird world we live in…

Oh and SHE IS NOT EVEN NAKED…but she’s smoking, disgusting, what is this dog shit…fucking PLAYBOY sucks…