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2023

09

May

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight pants may not be the foundation of romance, but when you see them on randoms in the street, basically exposing their genitals while hugging their asses in ways that their asses are rarely hugged, pulling it all together so that it looks the way an ass should look, or at least in a way they want their ass to look…..it’s basically about as much romance as you can get from strangers on the street.

Yesterday, I saw some girl in tight pants walking towards me, with each step forward a pussy lip winked at me, in my mind, our eyes connected, me and her pussy lip, and are now forever friends….we’ve made love three times in my mind….

Earlier today, I saw some girl walking her dog in tight shorts, she had skinny legs and wide hips, so that when she walked her legs were so far apart that all I saw was the mound of her pussy, just smiling back at me, I wanted to offer it a cigarette but forgot that I quit smoking a decade ago, even though smoking’s so cool.

Basically, tight pants are my only way to find love with stranger pussy, without actually having to talk to the host body of said pussy, so tight pants are my key to happiness.

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2023

09

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch in a Bra of the Day

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And so….the ugly watch continues….

If you’ve been reading this site since Ashley Tisdale’s first Ugly Watch happened, this was pre botched nose job, almost early on in her career as a one hit wonder on some Disney Bullshit, that no one really understood how she got cast for, seeing as it was called High School Musical and she was already in her mid-30s, but we’ll assume some dick sucking, nose banging against the GOOCH in ways a smaller nosed talent could never pull off, making that nose work miracles for her before self sabotaging when realizing she didn’t need the nose anymore, thanks to being cast by Disney…..

Anyway, we’ve been doing the UGLY watch for over a decade because I’ve always been immune to propaganda and I’ve never believed that a bitch is hot because the TV or the TEEN CHOICE awards pretends she’s hot…you see I have eyes, a penis and a internal gauge for these things….and so do you, just believe in yourself and you won’t fall for the lies…

The skinny, now mom, probably in her mid-40s, looks like she’s done some face work, like she’s some sort of hispanic girl dolled up and ready to illegally cross the border for human trafficking work but her small mom tits, that once had implants that are now explants, even though no one knew they were implants….are in a bikini top and that’s always fun…

Who’s face is that? that’s not even her, I mean I have facial recognition blindness and that ain’t Tisdale though…

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2023

09

May

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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They say that large bodies of water are good for the soul and the key to longevity, so if you have access to a beach, where you can look onto the wonderful soul cleaning therapeutic views that are supposed to ground you in some way, do it while jerking off to all the bitches in bikinis who are also at the beach.

The bikini, like large bodies of water, as long as they aren’t on large bodies, are as important to our existence or at least as important to our public masturbation habits.

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2023

08

May

Denise Richards Jump Scare of the Day

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Denise Richards is still being shameless, desperate, hilarious and most importantly terrifying in what I think has to be part of a humiliation ritual at her elite Sex cult, part of some achieving higher level of consciousness in her secret society of perverts, because I can’t really understand why else she would be doing what she’s doing, other than to give us weird content to jerk off to, like it’s some sort of test in our ability to jerk off to things we really don’t want to jerk off to, but because we are sympathetic to how sad she is, kind souls, while being nostalgic, they are preying on us, when clearly she should spend more time praying.

Point of the story, wtf,

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2023

08

May

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I saw a meme and since memes are life, like they are how people get the news, learn about politics, become internet schizo lifting racists, maybe turn trans, or at least into influencers, the meme controls the hive mind, so I’ll repurpose the meme here….

It says something like, I always get memes wrong and my autism doesn’t understand them, but basically it’s a doctor and it says “a patient cured is a customer lost” which makes you wonder about how much the medical field wants to cure you and how much it wants to make you sick, but luckily for you, in this side hustle sell nude society, these front line workers care about you, or at least you jerking off to them, so maybe being sick is the way to be, or at least the way to get closer to the pussy in real life…the medical industry is the new strip clubs….where the lap dances are more lab nudes after your stool sample has been collected. So hot

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2023

08

May

Demi Rose Underboob of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on this picture, but either Demi Rose has ZIKA virus and some weird kind of pin-head, or her legs and hips are so wide that her head looks like it is a birth defect, but maybe it’s just the weird angle they shoot her content from to make her lean, but either way it’s weird.

Then again, Demi Rose’s career as a sex worker is pretty weird. From Taz’s angels in Miami, to Hummus parties in Dubai, all while the media praised her as the UKs Kim Kardashian, not making nearly as much as Kim Kardashian, but being hotter than Kim Kardashian, since Kim Kardashian is a demon ogre that crawled out of the California forest.

I don’t hate on the big asses, I actually find them fun to look at and to bury my head into while trying to get infected from some mind controlling parasites by the whole ass to mouth method. They just aren’t fun for small dicks, because they are impossible to break through and penetrate, similar to obese women, but when not on obese women it’s less gross…assuming Demi Rose isn’t obese, which we can’t in this photoshopped, altered world that we live in.

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2023

08

May

J.Lo Foot Fetish of the Day

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I will forever think the foot fetishists of the world are fucking strange, but I appreciate their commitment to the cause, because with their passion, obsession, that if it was wrongfully appropriated, you know like if they put that kind of love and appreciation and obsessive compulsion into something else, could be pretty fucking criminal, but feet totally harmless.

So yes, I will forever think the foot fetishists are weird, but I will forever be grateful for the foot fetishists for encouraging so many girls to monetize their content for sexual perverts, seemingly harmless, but it gave them a taste for the selling of nudes, and because of those motivated creeps with disposable income, we’ve got COUNTLESS women selling nudes today.

It started with the bikini pics, then came the feet bros, to have every normie and their mother producing porn….what a great world to be in! One filled with heathens to jerk off to without requiring much effort. Magical.

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2023

08

May

Milf Monday of the Day

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For the sake of science, it’s important to stare at as many mom tits and mom pussies as you can, in order to really decide and determine whether they have been destroyed but the most beautiful experience of life, procreation.

For a long time, the Mom was an easy target in exhausted, miserable with her life choices, damaged on a physical level from her breeding tactics, because you could make them feel insecure about their stretch marks, c-section scar, sag tit, sucked on nips and most importantly, vaginal tightness….something that always makes a micro cock like myself feel better.

However, we’re now in an era of woke freaks and they’ve been pretty consistent in sterilizing themselves, so that they can’t breed, reminding us how important it is to breed.

Plus trad-wife women, who make babies and raise babies, the way they are supposed to is hot as a concept, if you don’t take their damaged body into account.

There is a Rapper named Kevin Gates who is trending on Twitter for posting a DOULA’s video of a birth from behind, stretched out asshole and all.

If you read this site, I’ve been posting birthing videos every Labor Day for over a decade, so I can relate to the reaction of the people being grossed out by the most amazing human experience, but my theory is, it’s a way to see pussy on social media….and maybe the rapper has a point….mom pussy ain’t all that bad…it’s just fun to pretend it is bad when trying to get it to fuck you….insecurity is the source of most of the sex I’ve had, so maybe I’ll never admit that moms are hot, but I will do a round up of moms for you to jerk off to.

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2023

08

May

Katie Price Latex of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Katie Price is a fucking legend in the sport of getting topless on the internet, despite not being topless in these weird latex with a zipper pussy pics.

I assume that her tits are so mangled and botched from the decades of the most insane breast implants to go viral pre- Mary, you know the recent viral tits that put Jordan’s tit’s to shame, so maybe she’s doing us a favor by keeping them under wraps, tight, body hugging wraps.

That is, if this is even Jordan and not some AI filter to resemble Jordan, you know a re-imagined Jordan from the evil machine that controls our life.

The point of the story is that Katie Price is still in it, Jordan’s still at it, they are the same person, and I’m still into it from a novelty level, you know like the clown show, not from a jerk off perspective, which has probably always been the case with Jordan.

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2023

08

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here are some Milky Boobs to remind you that women, even in this era of man hating feminism, where you see at least one hot lesbian look girl that breaks your heart knowing that we’ve lost one from the “taking dick” team for some weird agenda that’s been pushed on them, despite being weirdly unnatural based on the simple fact that humanity can be broken down and reduced to breeding. Like a woman can be reduced to her tits, humanity can be reduced to making babies.

The good news is that there’s a category of feminist that thing milky tits are a good sales tactic, marketing tool, party trick and they fight for the right to put their tits out to the world, so that everyone can pretend to be impressed with their bodily function while being only impressed with the tits!

Any excuse for tit is a good one!

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