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2023

02

Jan

Elsa Hosk Watermelon Tits of the Day

It may be a new year, but I don’t subscribe to the new year, new me….you don’t need to go into things trying to reinvent the fucking wheel, it’s just a great way to disappoint yourself or remind the people already disappointed in you that you continue to suck at life when you have so much more to offer the world.

That’s not to say that I don’t think people should try new things, go balls to the wall on a project, hobby, or interest, unless that interest is breaking into random college girls homes and jerking off in their panties while they are in class….some passions should not be cultivated like an offgrid farm in the apocalypse….

It’s just to say that I’ve found Elsa Hosk to be one of the hotter half naked models on the scene for the last few years, she’s had a kid and still manages to be hot, she’s in a bikini and still manages to be hot, so new year, old Elsa Hosk fetish.

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2023

02

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It’s a New Year, a time to manifest your dreams into realities, or to be too lazy to bother, which is fine, because maybe your laziness is part of your appeal and if you were out there living your best life like an over-achieving influencer traveling the world with all their money and cars, you’d be even more miserable than you are right now….not that being an influencer is the dream, but they are the people who seem to make stupid money doing nothing but awesome shit….if anything being an influencer is pretty fucking lame and embarrassing, but you get what I am saying….2023 is already started and it’s too late for you, so get back to weird shit like looking at videos of women sexualizing their breast milk because being a mom who uses her breast milk to feed her baby isn’t satisfying enough in this world of trying to be like the degenerates of the internet…

I may be of the school of sexualizing breast milk or lactating engorged tits for the cleavage, or if it’s your own woman who had your own baby with the engorged tits, sexualize them to take advantage of the bigger tits….

So I don’t really think lactating tits are all that hot, sure fascinating and the reason humans still exist but I figure if a girl’s gonna pull her tit out in public, any excuse is a good one to see tit….

Who am I to hate on these ladies who are excited enough to show off their titty milk to the lonely weirdos who likely have mommy issues and who want nothing more than a lactating breast in their life, so they take it to the internet to find it.

I am all for sexualization of tits in all their forms, so this 2023….I will continue to stare at tits. It’s a resolution.

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2023

02

Jan

Ass Through Fence Challenge and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Leaving the Rave at 6 am

New Years Eve Ass Workout

Fitness Ass

New Year New Ass Shake

Doing the Wednesday Addams Dance

Fit Ass

Sock Removal Panty FLash

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2022

30

Dec

Stella Hudgens Titty Toss of the Day

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Here’s to hoping that you get to ring in the new year with a set of tits…

They don’t need to be celebrity sibling tits we’ve wanted to see since we first noticed her following her sister around like a lost puppy trying to find her place in the world….setting on selling her tit pics to the spillover fans she’s got from being a celebrity sibling….

They just need to be tits….

Happy New Year….2023 baby….

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2022

30

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Off flashing is really all we can hope for in 2023….

World Peace won’t happen, war makes too many people rich….health and wellness won’t happen, they are poisoning us with food, water and air….rich won’t happen, there’s inflation, devaluation of the currency, stock market and real estate market crashes…..you don’t stand a chance…

But one constant is that ladies will be clothed and that we’ll want to see what they look like naked under their clothes….whether we’re off grid hiding, in a FEMA camp slaving, in a pod house they’ve given us….so long as they don’t take ALL our testosterone….clothed vs unclothed will be as important in 2023 as it has been my whole life…

So here’s to more On/Off….

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2022

30

Dec

Whitney Cummings Takes a Shit of the Day

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Not so funny but marketed as funny girl Whitney Cummings continues to bring the jokes, or at least the sad cries for attention because it was never really about the jokes for her, but rather the attention she got from telling the jokes when realizing that the comedy world was an easy place to rise up if you were semi-decent looking with some tits…since comedians are some of the lamest virgin nerd losers around…at least until they make it and develop their egos…

Sure that attention has made her very fucking rich through a series of pretty shitty but successful sitcoms…leaving her fully accomplished…..realizing all her dreams…with no where left to go…

I guess to the bathroom, to post pics of the bra for people who are fans to have something to jerk off to, even if there’s something terrifying about it….

I’m fine with the oversharing, the sitting on the toilet, the welcoming strangers into your world as some form of shock humor for attention….I mean I’d rather see a girl with her shirt off on the toilet than not….no matter how old, fat, disgusting she may be…

I just find it pretty sad that this is where you go with the content after making it, checking off EVERY possible thing on the dream board wishlist….

It almost feels pathetic and sad….Luckily, she didn’t show us the shit because that’s never been funny to me….and luckily, I have no emotions and other people’s sadness or desperation is what helps fuel MY orgasms….so keep it coming to keep us cumming (if we try hard enough) into 2023 Cummings.

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2022

30

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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If you’re going to be one of those motherfuckers who ventures out of the house and into the scary scary world filled with all kinds of real threats….

Like insane people on anti-depressants who don’t know the pills make them insane, but who still love being on the pills because it makes them feel like they are part of a marginalized community…..

Or worse, an invisible cold virus that’s been marketed to you as some kind of killer that you’ve even got 7 shots to prevent yourself from getting, despite everyone you know with 7 shots still getting the scary cold virus, despite staying 6 feet apart and double masking, so it’s better to just check out from society and life, you can live a full existence through the internet….take out and not having any REAL LIFE experiences…

If you’re one of those who gives a shit, we’re all going to die, might as well be from some bullshit sooner than later so I don’t need to worry about planning my retirement….

I hope you come face to face with some party girls, or ladies of the night you can hire, rocking some fishnet stockings, the accessible stocking, that still gets the job done, a classic stocking really….

Because fishnets are hot, slutty and exciting, even when granny aged bitches wear em….like Champagne on New Years for your fancy fucks….only easier to jerk off to…

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2022

30

Dec

Lily Allen Bikini of the Day

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Lilly Allen is no longer fat, but she is now old, and she’s lounging around the pool in a bikini because she’s rich. It’s a nice reminder that you really only need a one-hit wonder to tour around a few years in your 20s to give you a lifetime of available money to do things like sit around the pool on vacation….

She’s also married to the guy from Stranger Things, so he probably has some money too, which is a nice reminder that if you can’t find yourself a one hit wonder song that you can tour in your 20s, find yourself a hit show to be on that requires your character in every episode of every season, that too will give you that available income to last you a lifetime.

Or you can just get born into a rich family….

Come back in 2023 for more realistic financial tips from this homeless man….because when you’re sitting on the sidelines of life, it’s so easy to see the ANSWERS.

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2022

30

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It’s the last full back panties friday of the year and no one cares….

Either you’re all in your own vaccine induced psychosis as you change your gender and freeze tomato juice into cubes you can shove up your ass once a month to pretend that you’re having your period like a fucking crazy person that everyone coddles and pretends is a non-crazy person because they are crazy too.

Or, you’re spending the day with family and friends, enjoying yourself off the internet because FULL BACK panties aren’t that important when you reflect on the last year and anticipate the next year being better and not more insane…

Whatever you’re into, I hope you get your share of FULL BACK panties from a girl you love and who loves you enough to wear full back panties in front on you….it’s the relationship panty….instead of from the homeless women you have sex with to give them something to fill their bellies….they don’t care about you…they just want a warm shower and that can of soup man..

Happy fucking new year.