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2013

17

Jun

Sofia Vergara’s Ass for the Internet of the Day

Sofia Vergara, despite being 100 fucking years old, posted a picture of her booty from a pretty amazing angle that almost makes you forget that she’s 100 fucking years old, and that that ass has seen countless penises to get to the level of celebrity she is at, we’re talking 40 fucking years of dick sucking and fucking to lead to a couple of EMMY awards….so that now she an afford the luxury of slutting out without any obligations or motive for advancement, just in picture for some male attention, and for the simple
pleasure of having people stare at her ass like it still matters…for the fun of showing her ass…going back to the basics of whoring…

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2013

17

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski or as I sometimes call her Emily Ratakowski…or as I like to call her Emily RATATATATATATATKOWSKI….but who I want to call “wife”…is a fucking substantially built woman, who when I look at, I wonder if she’s even human, almost too perfect to not be alien, or from a creepy model producing factory in Russia….Just watching her in action, in all she does, makes me want to continue my quest in seducing her badly through love songs, poetry and posts about her tits….One day, we will meet, and she won’t be able to resist the total disappointment that comes with me…and more importantly so is sex with me….let’s hope Emily experiences that first hand!!

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2013

17

Jun

Behati Prinsloo on the Beach for Jalouse of the Day

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Her name is Behati Prinsloo, like Anne V, she too is tainted by the ADAM Levine from Maroon 5 sperm, because like Anne V, she decided that dating a hugely successful pop star, on a hugely successful TV show, despite being hugely 5 foot 5, was a good move and a sign of having made it in the model world, which is a bit of a bummer…because even if Adam Levine is a good guy, and a cool guy, and just being a smart business man producing shit music for money, lots of money, cuz shit music takes him 5 minutes to make, he’s still the brains behind it…and these girls can be fucking anyone…far bigger, more famous, more successful than him….it just makes no sense to me, and I guess either does posting pics of her more clothed than she is for the devil company she sold her soul too…but I’m doing it anyway…

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2013

17

Jun

Not Emma Stone in her Underwear for Wolf of Wall Street of the Day

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This was sent to me and said it was Emma Stone…I went on a rant about Emma Stone..

I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene….

I understood that nerds felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up like she was one of them…putting her in comic book movies…

I just thought was lacking on all fronts…

But Martin Scorcese, a genius filmmaker, used a little movie magic and made her look hot as fuck in this Wolf of Wall Street movie….

It’s like her weird mouth /face doesn’t bother me at all, I’m too busy wanting to fuck her.

Turns out it is not Emma Stone…
Here’s the trailer…

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2013

17

Jun

Kelly Brook Sloppy and Topless in a Bikini of the Day

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I guess Kelly Brook isn’t 20 anymore, cuz her natural DDs are starting to look like they are a featured article in National Geographic, that I would still probably try to jerk off to because I am in a public library bathroom and there’s few options thanks to all the porn sites being blocked….

I mean she’s up on some 40 year old Kate Upton looking doughy ass shit, that I’m glad is topless on the beach, but that would be far more erotic in spanx spilling out of a tight dress, reminding me of some of her hotter nude pics.

Looking at this makes me wonder if her abortion to extend her career was worth it, I figure the best years are behind her and maybe, it was a sign from her uterus to give up, cuz by the looks of her, it seems like her hormones decided to give her a mom body without the whole being a mom thing, which is probably harder to stomach, cuz a mom body when you’re a mom is overruled by being a mom, and the joy that brings a woman…you know focus on them instead of you.

Either way, whatever this is, or whatever the motivation is, I’m happy she’s comfortable in her skin, since her skin is what made her who she is, I just think she probably shouldn’t be.

The beaches of Cancun have seen better days….

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2013

17

Jun

Teen Mom Farrah’s Nipple in a Bikini at a Vegas Pool Party of the Day

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I get hate mail about posting and promoting Farrah Abraham all the time.

In my defence, I didn’t know who she was when I got the amazing SQUIRTING SEX TAPE EXCLUSIVE …but I thought she had a tight, fit body, despite her shitty tits and horse face, and I though she put in good effort.

Even when in Florida at Exxxotica after witnessing her cunt behavior to her fans, I appreciated what she was doing….

You see, I don’t love her, i just love what she represents….

A girl hungry for fame, only known from getting knocked up at 16, who acts like a spoiled brat, and clearly a horrible mother, who turned to porn to next level her career.

That to me is amazing, it’s good morally sound approach, that I hope inspires more girls, because the more girls I get to see fuck, the happier I am…

Now I’m not too excited about her shitty implant nipple she has not control over slip at a Vegas Pool Party, but I am sure she is, this is a huge thing for an idiot girl, hosting a Vegas party like a low level star…it’s all these whores really care about…

I predict more porn from her, and I’m totally down with watching it….because despite what the haters say SHE DID A GOOD JOB IN THIS ONE ….#FACT.

And most importantly, she’s not fat. Yay.

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2013

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Pantsless for Social Media of the Day

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The thing about fit girls is the fantasy that I can’t fit in her vagina

You know the plight of the small penis man, the kind who gets a boner and no one notices, even when in bike shorts is to find a girl with grip.

It is the holy grail for us, and bodies like this give us hope

I am a fan of Miley and her extra small size…even if her vagina tells another story…

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2013

17

Jun

Miranda Kerr for Vogue Korea of the Day

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As Miranda Kerr rides high on the tailwind of being a Victoria’s Secret model, booking as much as she can before she is forgotten as she escapes the firm grip they have on her career, name and really life purpose…she’s gone off to do some Vogue Korea shit, where she was in a one piece, but more interestingly, pretty fucking naked….I need the outtakes from this shoot…seriously….because despite not quite grasping all her big face hype, I still like seeing models naked, even if I’ve seen them naked before so many times before…as I document Her breaking free from the clutch of the billion dollar devil who she sold her soul to

I’m a fan.

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2013

17

Jun

Eva Amurri’s in a Bikini for the Internet of the Day

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EVA AMURRI ….is the married, weak chinned, daughter of Susan Sarandon, who has massive tits. she put out there in CALIFORNICATION: CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE…

Because like all rich girls, she is damaged, filled with daddy issues, seeking male attention, and more importantly, feels the need to pave her own way, despite using her family connections, to get a gig in TV, that involves showing off her huge tits, like she’s not from a Hollywood family, but is instead some low level, small down, recent to LA waitress trying to make it…in what makes little to no sense to me….until remembering that all girls like their tits being celebrated…cuz you know her mom could get her any movie or TV role she wanted…but instead she went for the tits…making her a modern day rich kid hero….

And here are those Tits she’s got in a bikini….all married and not as exciting as when they are in TV shows…helping establishing herself as a serious artist and not just her mother’s daughter…in roles normally reserved for strippers.

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2013

17

Jun

Rita Ora’s Big Titties in Gym Clothes

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Here’s a little Rita Ora squeezing out of her gym clothes like an overstuffed sausage, because they are tight, and she isn’t.

For those of you who have no idea who Rita Ora is, for good reason, she’s some UK based busty Rihanna impersonator who I guess was found on Youtube and given a record deal with Jay Z, to build up as an insurance policy in the even the actual Rihanna dies of a drug overdose or abusive boyfriend beating the fuck out of her with his gun handle…because as far as Rihanna is concerned, that’s what true love is…passion…

She’s dating hipster DJ turned popstar Calvin Harris, she’s got big tits and a bit of a body, and she’s walking around LA like this, making her one to look out for…or at least one to look at. Because I like big titties…even when they come with sloppy everything else…just not as much as when they are on a tight fit body….because titties are fun in all shapes and sizes..

I just can’t figure out why she’s in workout gear, kinda like the chick I was walking behind last night, with the fattest ass and a grocery bag filled with cheetos, in workout gear, I mean clearly, fitness isn’t her thing, and wearing the clothes doesn’t mean living the life….but unlike the girl last night…this Rita Bitch has some sex appeal…

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