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2013

05

Jun

Shay Mitchell in Elle Canada of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some twat on some TV show that I’ve never seen called Pretty Little Liars, that I am sure fucking sucks, but since it is on TV, has a huge fan base of idiots, or tweens who just like what is fed to them, even though it actually sucks.

She’s Canadian / Filipino, but unlike most Canadian/ Filipino’s I know, she don’t clean the house for 300 dollars a week for rich people. She doesn’t have kids boss her around and call her a bitch and say things like “You’re not my mother, you work for me, now clean this mess up, bitch”…because this Shay Mitchell is the brat in the situation, thanks to landing TV stardom….

All this to say, I’d do her.

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2013

05

Jun

Woman “Assaults” ABC6 Crew of the Day

I don’t think this is a real “Assault” video, but it is pretty funny. The story is that a girl got shot in the back, the news reporters go interview the mother, the mother loses her shit, starts throwing rocks, and unleashes her dogs on the reporter…..

Now you may be wondering why I am posting this video, watch the reporter being chased by dogs. It’s classic. The new Gangnam Style.

Posted in:Videos

2013

05

Jun

Fishing Video of the Day

Here’s a crazy video of a man doing a little deep sea fishing, reeling in his catch, only for two asshole sharks to rip it apart, making for a pretty crazy video, but a pretty shitty dinner when you come home empty handed. I guess this is what dude deserves for fucking with nature.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2013

05

Jun

Lucy Mecklenburgh See Thru on the Beach of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is some UK chick on some show that gets a lot of attention called The Only Way is Essex, which seems to be about a gang of trashy sluts who want to be Glamour Models, but I could be wrong, because let’s face it, I don’t care enough to find out, what I do care enough about is to stare at her tight body on the beach in a mesh top showing nipples, because let’s face it, I wasn’t breast fed as a child and love all tits, even if they are from the UK, the land of fat, grey skinned girls who make these average looking pussies famous for being hot, even when not hot. Like fucking the least fat girl out of a group of fat girls…if you know what I mean.

To See The Rest of the Pics
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Posted in:Lucy Mecklenburgh

2013

05

Jun

Miley Cyrus in Tight White Pants of the Day


Here are some pics of Miley in some tight white pants, looking amazing, probably because she’s showing her fit little body, while hiding her hick inbred face, and as you probably know I am a fan of her work, even though she’s Miley Cyrus.

I like to think of myself the way the hip hop acts working with her think of her, and that’s as a bag of money that could buy them expensive things, cuz she doesn’t know better and they can unload all their unwanted garbage beats on her, get mainstream press as she reinvents herself.

Only unlike those hip hop acts, I’m only into unloading my seed in her, but unfortunately, I don’t have her groupie-ing up on me like she is with their black cocks, making the whole K-Fed-Ing very difficult….especially when she’s in not-so-period-friendly pants…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


Victoria’s Secret blow my mind. I mean the level of creativity and inspiration that goes into their shoot just keeps pushing the fucking boundaries. It’s like every month the catalog drops and ask myself “HOW WILL THEY OUTDO THEMSELVES THIS TIME ….and some how they always do…but producing the exact same picture, pose and format, for decades, making amazing girls like Candice Swanepoel and Behati boring as fuck.

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2013

05

Jun

McKayla Maroney Flashes her Nipple on Keek of the DAy

McKayla Maroney is a kid, at least she behaves like one, but she won the Gold for the USA, which makes her fair game I guess….even if I find nothing appealing about her, perverts everywhere do, and maybe that’s cuz she plays the little kid angle, while knowing she’s intentionally flashing her tit on social media after a shower….not that she’s actually flashing tit, but her fan who emailed this in sure things she is…

People always like to think the young girls are innocent, and the evil man is the seducer, but most of the time, they know exactly what they are doing, and love the attention…

That said, I don’t think you should fall into their evil young seductress act, but I am posting it anyway, because I got nothing else going on.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of leaving the house and going out to dinner is trying to recruit the waitresses to star in my next porn, not that I have produced porn, but feel like I could, if the waitresses went along with it. The reason I target them, is because they have to serve me, you know cuz they are working for the tip.

Here are some morning links….

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Engaged Now – Cuz that’s What Happens When You Get Pregnant
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So Miguel Gave a Girl Brain Damage
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A whole lot of tan lines….
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Saudi Man Texting on the Hood of a Moving Car
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The First X-Rated App for Google Glass – Removed Hours After Release – Bummer
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You’re So Emo
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Matt Damon’s 20 Million Dollar Miami Mansion…
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Singing Cockatiel – Hilarious.
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Brazil Bikini Girls Get a Butt Workout
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These girls are my favorite, they represent all that is good in the world.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am convinced that the big evil American corporations jack the food in the States with some kind of hormones, or mind altering chemical, because I’m in withdrawal…all I keep thinking about is FAMILY RESTAURANT CHAIN FOOD…It’s affordable and convenient with healthy sized portions that any bitch can get fat on in a 4 day period.

I am also convinced that I am in love with leathery skinned Floridian drinking their margaritas like they aren’t 100 years old…totally down to fuck in a bikini top…because they are all I can think about.

Is this why old people all migrate there? I just don’t understand how one day Florida means the Hogans and trailer parks, and the next day, it means heaven…

Is my life really that bad? Don’t answer that, Here are some stepLINKS…

Heather Graham Lookin Hot in a Bikini
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This MILF has Hilarious Tits
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Charisma Carpenter’s Booty in a Tight White Dress
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Cindy Crawford Showing Off Her Awesome Legs
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86 Year Old Gymnast
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January Jones Shitty Topless Pic – Seriously – These Tits are Assymmetrical – Like a Picasso
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I Don’t Think This Nude Model’s Real Name is Actually Pashence…
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday! Sluts!
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Crazy Trampoline Trick Shot
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This Girl Has Awesome Natural Tits
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With An Ass Like This, She’ll Be Working In No Time. Too Bad About Her Face.
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Victoria’s Silvstedt’s Bikini on a Yacht Like a Good Hooker
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Jessica Biel in Jeans
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Google Street View Captures Couple Having Sex
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Will Smith Molesting his Son Like a Jenner
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I Like This Greek Slut Better Knowing She Does Anal
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Miley Cyrus’ Ass Looking Pretty Fuckable In Tight White Spandex
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Miss USA 2011 – Nude in Flaunt Magazine
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This Chick Modeling For Formula 1 is Hilarious
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Naomi Campbell’s Muse Stole her Billionaire Russian Man – Funny
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Pervert Tries to Steal a Sex Store Mannequin – Funny
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Insane Bike Tricks
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Chloe Sims and Ferne McCann Clothed in NUTS
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Erica Mena
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Jasmine Hemsley in her Bikini
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More Pics of Angelina’s New Tits
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Nicole Richie Cleavage
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The “Will Smith Is Gay” Picture of the Day
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Someone Has Finally Knocked Up Jennifer Love
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Hey Miley Cyrus – Nice Nipples
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Shitty Changing Room Spy Cam Video of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Big Tits do New Zealand
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67 Amazing Thing on the McDonald’s Menu Around the World
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Tap Dancing Seagull
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Heather Graham Bikini Continues of the Day
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Some Chick Named Sara James Flashing Her Awesome Pussy
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Hot Girls Showing Off Their Thigh Gap
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Which Bitch Would You Ass Fuck?
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More Jennifer Lawrence in a Thong Candids
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The Best Panty Dropping Music Video You Will See All Year
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The Best Cat Videos of May
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Tis the Season for Tan Lines!!! MY GOD.
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Funny Local News Chicks Who Hate Each Other
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The Highlight of EXXXOTICA For me was the Cam Girls
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Milf Has Threesome With Her Daughter
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In Japan they Use Heads as Dildos – This is Traumatic
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Amateur Babe Sucking Dick to Country Music
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More Free Girls on Webcams….for You To Fall in Love With
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Girl Refuses to Swallow _ Dude Busts All Over His Car – Bitch
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Dude Screws His Cock to a Table
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Weird Tag Team on the Beach
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Some Anal Destruction
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Puma Swede Has a Meaty Fucking Pussy
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Dude Has Fingers then Fucks an Ant Hill in the Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Solid Dick Suck in the Park – She Swallow
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Even When Your Dick Does Work, Fucking a Girl Til She Cums with a Vibe is Awesome….
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Cam Girls are People Too…People I Like to Masturbate To….
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

04

Jun

January Jones Topless Scene is Horrible of the Day


I am not a fan of January Jones .

I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because that’s just decent of her, I mean if I knocked up a pitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved.

I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy.

But based on this topless scene, it turns out that January Jones’ tits were just hollywood movie magic….and are in fact not anything worth celebrating.

I mean how can tits people made a big deal about for so long turn out to be such a disappointment, this is worse than bringing home big tits, to find out it was all bra…because the girl you brought home with you was punished and will live with the stain that is having had sex with you forever, while January Jones just keeps on making the big bucks to support her single mother household.

I get it, she breast fed, lost the baby weight, and all that other bullshit, but these half empty sandwich bags of asymmetrical flesh, are the fucking worst…I mean those nipples are a whole lot of weirdness going on…what a shame…get implants.

Here’s the clip.

Here are the pics…I think I see bush…which saves this whole scene…cuz I fucking love bush….

Posted in:January Jones|NSFW