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2013

12

Mar

Victoria’s Secret March Mega Post of the Day

The same gang of rejects…and by rejects I mean hot fucking babes who are overpaid and likely have egos that reflect their bank accounts…as down to earth as you’d expect a life of luxury and being sucked up to to be…including but not limited to….

-Erin Heatherton
-Karlie Kloss
-Magdelena Frackowiak
-Candice Swanepoel
-Cameron Russell
-Behati Prinsloo….

In the catalog we all used to jerk off to before the internet…cuz I guess hicks still like to do mail order like it was 1992 more than they like to online shop..

Who cares…cuz that way the half naked pics keep on comin’….even if they are boring…

Here’s pretty much their entire catalog…cuz I have nothing better to do with my time than to download and re-upload this shit…unfortunately…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Cameron Russell|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Karlie Kloss|Madelena Frackowiak|Victoria's Secret

2013

12

Mar

Sophie Howard’s Titties Make a Comeback of the Day

Sophie Howard is an old timer…at least in terms of sex appeal…which is the basis of her career….she’s 30…..and I have this theory that is actually fact….that girls peak at 20….plateau thru 25….and then it’s all downhill from there…Unlike dudes, who get better with age….forcing us to try to make a lot of money in order to keep the flow of 20-25 year old girls on a steady rotation so that when they hit 26, you’ve got a replacement vagina….

So her story is this….she was a glamour model in the UK…where she showcased her tits….until realizing in 2011 that “this isn’t a retirement plan, they only pay me 200 dollars a shoot, and when I hit 30, no one will care about my big tits, and I haven’t landed a footballer husband, possibly because I have Lupus, and no one like a girl with autoimmune disorders, just ask anyone with AIDS”….so she went back to study nursing, before realizing 30,000 dollars a year slaving a way is a lot shittier than showing her tits once a week….so she’s back….and here’s a preview of her comeback tour…and by comeback tour, I mean titttiesss!!!


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2013

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about getting drunk…is waking up and forgetting everything that happened….My second favorite thing about getting drunk is my hangover because it makes for a good excuse to go at it again…

Here are some morning links…

Girl in a Thong Bikini Getting Checked Out Hard By Shemar Moore – Who I Can Assume She’s Trying to Gold Dig Using Her Uterus as Most Girls Do…
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And in Plastic 50 Year Old Women and 30 Year Old Spoiled Brat with a Drug Addiction News…
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25 Worst Day Jobs Held By Celebs
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A guy and his Buddy go Bow Hunting
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Amateur Bathroom Strip
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All the Topanga for Maxim Pics
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Baby Rocks Out to Bon Jovi – Proving Bon Jovi Brain Washes the Innocent….
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Tom Hardy Rocks a Puppy for the Ladies….
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Petra Benova’s Got a Rockin’ Ass
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Justin Timberlake Brings the Highest Ratings this Year to SNL –
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I Love the Britney Ass FLash
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Get On This Cam Girl Train….It’s Life Changing….
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2013

12

Mar

stepINFOMERCIAL: The Top 4 Hair Loss Myths of the Day

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If you are a guy, and you probably are, but I am not about to check…then you are probably self-conscious about one or two things….the main one being going bald…because the other one doesn’t matter so much if you do go bald…as you’ll probably too self-conscious to ever take your pants off.

Personally, I was obsessed with going bald in my 30s, …being a short, fat guy, I thought that if I lost my luxurious hair, I’d REALLY have nothing going for me….

Luckily, for me, I was able to stop my hair loss….

Here are the Top Four Myths as to why you are losing your hair:

1- Poor Circulation – so increasing blood flow to your scalp doesn’t help your hair grow.

2- Clogged Follicles – when your hair follicles are clogged, you get ingrown hair….so opening up the pores on your head is pointless.

3- Poor Nutrition – People who are healthy and take supplements still lose their hair. Supplements can’t save you.

4- Stress – the only stress to the body that has been linked to hair loss is from major surgery or cancer. Day to day stress does not make you lose your hair unless it is severe or traumatic.

The real reason why you’re losing your hair is DHT a byproduct of Testosterone. The same hormone that causes you to grow body hair and have a sex drive can attack your scalp and cause your hair to become thinner, shorter, weaker and eventually kills the hair follicle leading to baldness.

Alex Khadavi, MD, a US based dermatologist has come up with a natural answer to Thinning Hair, Revivogen… Revivogen uses natural ingredients proven to stop DHT at its tracks so your hair can grow as it would normally. For $99, you can get a 3 month supply of REVIVOGEN and put it to test. If within 90 days you are not completely satisfied with Revivogen you can return the products for a full refund…

I know that when I saw my crown thinning, and I felt like I was going to start looking like the creepy school principal pervert, spending 1 dollar a day on a possible solution would have been something I jumped on.

Find out more at the HERE


revivogen is offer stepfather readers a free shampoo and conditioner ($44 value) if you buy the proven scalp therapy that works!!!

Here is a Alessandra Ambrosio who probably prefers guys with full head of hair…..because all girls do….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|stepInfomercial

2013

12

Mar

Sexy Skin in the Babe Round-Up of the Day

Here are the top Babe galleries from around the internet that I’ve found today….if you’re like me…you’ll like it….cuz you can never have too many babes to look at half naked…even if your life involves only one fat miserable one…who you married and now are locked into….

It is 5 am…I am wasted…click on the pics…to see more of the girl…simple and amazing concept…enjoy…back with a wicked hangover in a few hours…I hate my life…but love it.

Posted in:NSFW

2013

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet was down most of the day…because the people I steal my connection from want to bring down this site…at least that’s my theory….but I am back….unfortunately for you…and for this guy….

I really try to like you. What is really up with your racist comment against Black people. Did one screw your sister/mother? Did one steal your job? Did one rob you or spit in your face?

Seriously ….through all the snark. I’d really like to know your problem with Black men.

Love you site – but the racist shit…for views????

I just wanted to clarify that I’m not racist…I don’t even hate everything….I wrote a post calling Chris Brown a Dancing Monkey, which was obviously a bad choice of words, cuz people will find racism in anything you say…

Chris Brown is a clown…whether black, white or asian…and he dances on camera….for attention and money….making him a dancing monkey…whether black, white or asian…

It is a fucking expression…it wasn’t a color thing…get over it….it’s not racist…and I like black people…sometimes more than I should…cuz their boyfriends always get mad when I try fucking them….true story.

I don’t know why I responded to that…but I did…now here are some stepLINKS….

Pics of the Britney Spears Ass Flash
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Says Her Tits are worth 5 Million Dollars
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The Top 4 Hairloss Myths
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The Latest on the SPringbreakers Straight from SxSW
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Her Name is Stephanie Christine and SHe’s Amazing
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25 Breakout Actresses You need to Know!
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Random People Dancing to Rammstein Las Vegas
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14 Second Double Knockout!
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The 29 Sexiest Olivia Wilde Pictures of All Time
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The Topanga Maxim Pics
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Melissa Clarke
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If Wild Animals Ate Fast Food
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Selena Gomez Checkin’ Out Ashley Benson Hard
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MMA Fighter Does a Backflip
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Britney Spears has an Awesome ass Flash
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Foot Fetish Star Leighton Meester in Leggings
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My Friend’s Ex-Girlfriend, Misa Campo, Doin’ Justin Timberlake Strip….
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Sarah Jessica Parker is a Scary Covergirl
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25 Signs You Have Grown Up
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Britney Spears Flashes Her Bare Ass In Public
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More Pics of Pornstars With and Without Make-Up
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Topless Cowgirl and Indian!
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Hot Girls in Yoga Pants – It Never Gets Old
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New Zealand Air Safety Video with Bear Grylls is Awesome….
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88 Year Old Granny Dances Awesome
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Her Name is Candace and She’s in a Skimpy Fucking Bikini
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Cool Video of an RC Plane’s Return from Space
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Sophie Howard’s Big Titties in Bed
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A Video Showing You How Bad Some Parents have Failed
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Jessica ALba’s Got Good Style
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How Do You Blow $20 Million At 18 Years Old? Ask This Guy…
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I Want to Fuck Diane Kruger
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Hot Miley Cleavage
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The Shining Meets Dumb and Dumber – Pretty Funny
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Big Ol’ Titties
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More Horrible Pics of the Kardashian Blood Facial – Cuz She’ll Try Any Sorcery to one Day Be Sexy
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Hot Selena Gomez Springbreakers Poster
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This Chick Gives Me A Bonner. Eat That Ass? Yes Please!
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I Want to Make Babies in Hannah Hughes
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RC Plane With Real Engines
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Girl Gets Fondled By Strangers During Public Sex
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Premature Ejaculation Like a Boss
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Awesome Titty Play
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Lesbian Foot Worship
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Big Boobs in a Homemade Video
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Girl Finishes Herself Off
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Some Awesome Cam Girls
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See More CAm Girls in Action – 24/7 – All Free !!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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2013

11

Mar

Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Ass on Vacation of the Day

From this angle…..Ashley Tisdale is an angel sent from heaven…she should walk through life in assless chaps and a face mask…it’s what the public wants….needs…and it shows her in a positive light…one that isn’t distracted by things like a bad nose job….or wonkiness…

I am a fan of this Ashley Tisdale…the new Ashley Tisdale…the Tisdale for the people….or at least for dudes who like hot fit ass…

Good work.


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2013

11

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Awesome THong Ass on Set of the Day

Doutzen Kroes posted this picture of her ass on Instagram…because either she finds it amazing to look at…like I do…or she’s offended that the paparazzi violated her bikini body privacy…even though as far as I’m concerned…she sold off that bikini body for millions of dollars a year…making it public domain to jerk off to….or at least stare at romantically….

Here’s a video that’s got more angles of this amazingness…

She’s a lot of fun.

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2013

11

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Blood Facial is Funny of the Day

From getting pissed on by black men like she was an inter city urinal….to filming herself take loads from black men….like she wasn’t born and raised in upper crust beverly hills amongst the white….where OJ Simpson fucking her mother to make her sister Khloe was where she learned how to treat her pussy…..

From doing anything and everything she can for attention….like staging babies….tricking people into thinking her fat is just womanly…making 100 million dollars a year…all while ruining Kanye’s career….

She’s decided to get a facial in her witch craft that I assume helped make her who she is…you know some demon…sold her soul to the devil….shitting on society like the devil…that involved her smearing her HIV / HPV / HSV blood all over her disgusting self…and the pictures made me gag and thus I am forced to share it with you idiots….

I just hope the scent attracts sharks and/or bear and/or cannibals…resulting in her being eaten…putting us out of our misery…

It’s just too bad when they were getting her blood, which I assume wasn’t period blood, they didn’t drain her out….

I feel for the parasite growing inside her….

She’s so vain for such a fat, hairy, ugly, disgusting thing….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

11

Mar

Chris Brown Milks Being an Assertive Boyfriend of the Day

If I was in Chris Brown’s position, I’d be doing the exact same thing, not that I’d be in Chris Brown’s position, partially cuz I don’t beat up girls, or even really care enough to get angry at them, it requires too much work….but also because I’m not black and/or a dancing monkey (no racist)….

I know I was told by some people in Barbados that if Rihanna is a true Bajan (someone from Barbados)…then she most likely beat herself up and called the cops….now I can’t confirm or deny if Bajan women are that insane, I just base shit off what I am told….

I also know that this being beat shit got her so much fucking press, propelled her career to new heights, and even she doesn’t care that Chris Brown beat her up, cuz she wants to marry him and have his babies…

Leading me to think that Chris Brown was in on this with her all along, maybe that he was even getting a % of her sales, like her business partner and this is all one big lie for the media….but who knows..

TMZ reports:

Chris said, “You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!” Chris rambled on … “So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that s**t to her, or she might f**k another n***

What I do know is that Chris Brown is loving the attention, and doing songs like this about owning pussy….because if that pussy strays…watch out…cuz his wrath will “chris brown” it…you know since Chris Browning is now considered a verb….

Either way….it’s funny to me…but not to my friends with 10 year old daughters who follow Rihanna and will end up letting their boyfriends beat them to be more like her…

The solution is simple – get her off the radio. Stop going to her shows. It’s up to you to show a battered wife who goes back to her abuser….who’s boss…

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