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2010

18

May

stepNEWS of the Day

If you haven’t caught on to this feature yet, then I have no fucking hope in you and shouldn’t bother explaining, but I will, because I have nothing better to do….Celebrities are boring, real people on the news are entertaining, so I compile a list of the best stories I’ve come across today..cuz idiots are amongst us….and here it is…..

“Hooters” girl told to lose weight or be fired

TN Woman Accused of Hitting Boyfriend with Whiskey Bottle, Trying to Run Him Over

Adult Video Store Robbed in Austin, TX

Georgia Bar Hangs Controversial Sign
The owner of a restaurant and bar in Marietta, Georgia entered the debate over illegal immigration Monday. A controversial sign using a racial slur, was put in front of his business.

Orlando Fast food worker attacked with stun gun
Two women were arrested early Monday evening after police say they threatened workers at a Volusia County fast food restaurant with a stun gun

Underage Illinois HS Student Talks About Affair with Teacher
An underage student gives details about her relationship with a popular teacher at her high school, Jason Van Hooty

The Bra Whisperer: How to Get the Right Fit from Your Bra
Learn common mistakes women make when it comes to getting the right fit from their bras.

Suspected Prostitute, Pimp in Court
The two people who were accused of extorting more than a half million dollars from a metro man were in court Monday. Police say the victim killed himself in May but left a note behind exposing the extortion.

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2010

18

May

Megan Fox in Some Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

I don’t read lips, but I do read pussy lips, and Megan Fox’s pussy is screaming for fucking help. It’s been held captive all these years by the loser from the original 90210 and it wants to be let out of its cage before it’s too late and the only thing prime is her real estate investments… Seriously, it wants to be let out, but everytime it tries to escape he beats it and tells it how worthless it is so it loses confidence in itself while making him feel good about himself….thinking he is the only dick to eat…and here it is trying to divert itself by chewing on a pair of pants cuz that’s the only thing it is allowed to snack on that isn’t him…the whole thing is very sad…and so is this post…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Megan Fox|Tight Pants

2010

18

May

Eva Herzigova Panty Flash of the Day

Here is the picture I was looking for yesterday when I was admiring the stalker pictures of Eva Herzigova , wishing the stalker had a little more fucking ambition to get a better upskirt shot considering she was on a balcony when he was doing his peeping, not that everyone is as good at voyeurism as me, but I figured it was fucking logical…and now I figure I have to post it, even if I have nothing interesting to say about it…other than if this can get you off I will be fucking shocked and you are a pretty easy fucking customer…and by easy customer, I mean pathetic cuz these are boring fucking panties…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Panty

2010

18

May

Blake Lively Bikini Body Does Vogue of the Day

Gossip Girls may have trained teenage girls to fuck, but I don’t watch it even if teaching teenagers to fuck is a good thing, except maybe for a the teenager I saw today pushing her baby in a stroller who had juice stains all over her welfare bought t-shirt, but I have a feeling gossip girl had nothing to do with her pregnancy, she looked too poor for TV and teenagers have been fucking long before the smut show Blake Lively is on has been on the air…but I am down with looking at these photoshopped pictures of awkward looking Blake Lively turned hot thanks to Vogue in her bikini, but mainly because it reminds me that summer is pretty much here. The shorts are shorter. Bitches are in bikini tops on the street. I’ve seen 3 nipples in the last 2 days and it’s not even that hot yet. Good things are to come…now all i need is a serious heat wave cuz I hear heat waves kill fat people and since my wife is fat, I figure, this may be my summer of freedom…and I can’t be sad cuz it’s what nature wanted…it was her destiny…but I’m rarely lucky enough to have things go my way but I’ll keep you posted…

Posted in:Bikini|Blake Lively

2010

18

May

Gisele’s Mom Body Still in Lingerie Pictures of the Day

Here are some more of the Gisele comeback that probably isn’t a comeback because I am convinced she staged the pregnancy to get a little vacation, or operation, like all trannies do, but she’s still got a body worth fucking, even more so now that the penis as been inverted, and the whole thing is a storyline I should sell to Desperate Housewives…pictures….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Lingerie

2010

18

May

Marion Cotillard Shows Some Tit in Cannes of the Day

The nice thing about french bitches, whether they have won Oscars or not, is that they have no problem getting naked, whether in movies, or in public. Just the other day I was walking through the part and 3 french chicks were tanning topless and I remembered how amazing they are partially because they don’t give a fuck about all the bullshit that english chicks care about when it comes to sexx, they just like that it feels good. They are free-spirited and have anal on the first date, and the whole thing is pretty fucking refreshing, if you can managed to work your way through their thick bushes, which I think is a lie, cuz every french chick I’ve fucked has been bald, but in an era of bikini wax boredom, sometimes a little pussy hair fantasy is nice to switch things up….

I am posting this partially cuz I like this girl’s tits (use google to find her tits) and all her slutty nude scenes in movies, even when covered up in Cannes, but also because her outfit is touching her pussy and her tits at the same time and that drives me bananas….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Marion Cotillard|Tit

2010

18

May

Amanda Seyfried Lookin’ Dumpy with her Sex Partner of the Day

After falling in love with Amanda Seyfried because she was a pretty obvious young starlet to fall in love with, you know since she was relatively under the radar before this year, but had the ability to be the teen dream in all the shitty love stories, while running some side projects that involved her dyking out hard with Julianne Moore, fully naked….it was that kind of balancing act that she seemed to master, so I started to notice….that was before remembering that I hate Hollywood pussy…mainly because it is weird, self-absorbed, insecure and almost fucking creepy…..proven in every interview she has done that leaves me feeling uncomfortable and how every picture of her by the paparazzi involves her looking sloppy as fuck with her dog I am convinced she fucks…

But the good news is that Lohan hates her, which means she’s threatened by her and I’m sure she will get naked again and her naked is a good fucking thing….and until we get that here she is in Chloe to give you a taste of why I dig her….and these are pictures of wh I don’t dig her….It’s a delicate balancing act…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Beastiality

2010

18

May

Roman Polanski’s Bullshit Accuser of the Day

So this bitch, who I am not going to bother naming because I know she is up on this accusing Roman Polanski for raping her just to get noticed. I am not saying that they never fucked, I am just saying that at 42, bringing out something from when she was 16, is pretty fucking suspect….

Not to mention that these are pictures of her at 18 and I think it’s pretty obvious this busty whore was a Lolita who seduced the motherfucker, or who may have even been in a relationship with Polanski, but 30 years later, decides that shit affected her on an emotional level….she needs to stop worrying about who fucked her and should focus on going and fucking herself. I hate these crybaby whores…

16 is legal where I am from and as a man who has had sex with a 16 year old, it is pretty obvious that they know exactly what they are doing, how to do it, where to do it, and I don’t ever ask why they do it, I just know that I was never their first, because the kind of girl who fucks older men when they are teenagers, is the kind of girl who has fucked before and likes fucking….

I highly doubt Polanski had to put much manipulation or trickery to get this shit’s cunt, but have a feeling she did then what she is doing now, which is clearly anything that will get her famous, noticed, or work.

I hate bitches like this.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rape|Roman Polanski

2010

18

May

Jenny McCarthy’s New Pussy of the Day

Not an actual new pussy, but remembering her obnoxious MTV career, she probably needs one. Shit probably did its fucking rounds and that pollution is what lead to an autistic baby that she’s turned into profit by writing books on the shit, creating events and fundraising for, taking her out of the trashcan she belongs in and putting her in the sa

Not that you or anyone else cares about Jenny McCarthy or her big stupid head, now that she doesn’t show off her 90s Playboy bush and fake tits, but here she is with her new man pussy after dumping crazy Jim Carrey and leaving him in some kind of bi-polar hole while letting this balding kid inside her hole to help her get through the shit….and move on….

Her boy toy, mid-life crisis, looks like he may just be one of her Autistics from the center she volunteers at who she decided to take out for dinner, but maybe he’s not actually a retard, but just looks like that cuz fucking Jenny McCarthy in her 40s takes getting drunk to focus on the memory of the Jenny McCarty you jerked off to in the 90s who you finally scored…

Either way, here are the boring pics….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy|New Man

2010

18

May

Woody Allen Adopted Daughter he Fucked is Ugly of the Day

This story always makes me laugh becuase Woody Allen lived out a joke I used to have where I’d go to the adoption office and tell them I want to adopt a 16 year old but she has to be hot because I intend of fucking her and making her my sex slave by showing her pictures of the poor war torn country that I will send her back to if she doesn’t start serviing me…..they generally don’t entertain my requests…but somehow Woody Allen lived that shit out, not because he fucked his adopted daughter, but because he fucked his wife’s adopted daughter he was a father figure to, and the whole thing is confusing, especially after seeing what the bitch he molested and caused a scandal over looks like….I mean if she had fat tits and a hot ass, I’d get it…but this looks like the bitch at my convenience store….no racist.,

I understand that Woody Allen is not quite a looker, but he’s some obscure Jewish rich guy who people consider some kind of artist, or even a legend and that usually attracts hot actor pussy trying to get ahead in the industry or hot model pussy trying to get into acting or to be seen as his “muse”, but for some reason he chose this…and the whole thing is real confusing…cuz she’s ugly…I think he’s just doing it to make his perverted slip-up when he got caught fucking her seem less perverted because he stuck it out with her cuz it was real love….I’m pretty sure that’s the reality….cuz the rumor is he was fucking her when she was 7 and that’s something you don’t need re-visiting you – so keep the bitch happy and at bay and everything will blow over cuz she’s won’t throw her “husband” under the bridge for molesting her..so you better fucking marry it and pretend…cuz jail isn’t fun….it’s simple pervert logic…

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Posted in:Pervert|wife|Woody Allen