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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Mar

Danielle Mason is Some Chubby White Trash of the Day

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Danielle Mason is some UK “Glamour Model”, a concept I don’t understand, but assume has to do with the UK having some pretty ugly grey skinned women married to really blue collar dudes with no tastes, because every single one of these UK “Glamour Models” looks like a fucking pig to me, especially when they are caked up in make-up and wearing cheap sexshop underwear like the stripper I wouldn’t bother getting a lap dance from…or in Danielle Mason’s case, carting around a cake and showing off their gunt like they’re in shape, while letting everyone know they have pretty much given up on their career as a “Glamour Model” but has taken up emotional eating since it makes everything okay, like those years of abuse and a failed career as a public whore, at least until she hits 400 pounds and dies of heart disease.

I know these are boring…but they go up anyway.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Chubby|Danielle Mason|Glamour Model|Trash

2010

Mar

Bob Sinclair’s Groupie’s Ass of the Day

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Feel the love generation….I used to really hate this guy’s music. I’d be in a bar and the shit would come on and I’d start screaming in pain from the cheesiness of the shit…not to mention all the Ed Hardy’s would jump on their tables and start fist pumping the bottle of Grey Goose 12 of them split to look balling…for the cheesy girls, who are unfortunately hot despite how cheesy they are….leading to all this cheese chanting together like some really shitty choir I wish I didn’t know existed, reminding me I was seriously in the wrong fucking place…so I made my way back to dive bars where people have no idea who this guy is and most of the time don’t have any idea who they are since they’ve been drinking hard the last 3 decades…sure the pussy isn’t as good as the groupie pussy Bob Sinclair is pullin, yes, he has groupies and most are cheesy strippers or look cheesy like strippers, but it’s still pussy and when drunk enough, sometimes that’s enough.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Bob Sinclair|Groupie

2010

Mar

Cameron Diaz and Her Amazing Legs on Set of the Day

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The producers of this new Cameron Diaz movie have the right idea. Not only have they cast Justin Timerblake, her ex boyfriend, as her new love interest for publicity. Something that I am sure Jessica Biel would be upset about if Hollywood wasn’t filled with bullshit publicist co-ordinated relationships for these insecure, self-conscious whores, but more importantly if Jessica Biel didn’t have a cock…knowing that there was know way homosexual Timberlake would go back to pretending to be Cameron Diaz’s boyfriend, now that he’s got a bitch who makes him feel like the bitch he is, without the world knowing how gay the shit actually is….but they also dress her proper, which is what matters here, since upset jealous girlfriends isn’t really what I do here, but checking out exposed body is….

So here she is Cameron Diaz showing off her amazing legs in this amazing outfit and that’s a good thing no matter how close to 40 this bitch is.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Legs|Skimpy Outfit

2010

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Top Working of the Day

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Kim Kardashian put this pic on twitter….

Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!

I guess bitch is tired of people saying she doesn’t work, because why else would she make a point of telling her twitter followers about what she’s going to be working on today. You see as a useless bitch spoiled bitch, she actually considers tanning in a bikini and posting a picture of the shit work, because it’s really the depth of what she does and how she makes her money…and I guess we shouldn’t hate on her for it because I think whores who know they are whores are a beautiful thing, even if they aren’t actual beautiful and are overweight and get treated like a urinal by black dudes like Kim Kardashian…because for the most part as long as they are whores, they are good to go…like when you call the escort agencies in the back of the newspaper and the tall blonde with big tits you ask for turns out out to be asian with a rash and you fuck it anyway cuz you can’t be bothered waiting for them to send over someone else you didn’t order, cuz really you just want to get off and you’re not all that selective in what makes you get off…

Either way, here’s a shot of her tits with her face in it to ruin what on its own is a good thing….

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian

2010

Mar

Vanessa Perroncel Celebrates Her Wallet Fucking of the Day

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Apparently she’s a lingerie model. I’ve never heard of her and I probably won’t, because she never has to work again. She got knocked up by a soccer player named Wayne Bridge and now she is getting paid 7,000 pounds, or 14,000 dollars until the kid turns 18, cuz that’s just how child support works when you are rich even though that number is total insanity, sure I don’t have kids but what the fuck kind of amenities does the fucker need, at 1.4 million dollars a year, the little fucker shouldn’t even bother going to school, but instead should be living the good life with an entourage of other 3 year olds….

Unfortunately, I know the truth in child support and that paying it, no matter how much money you make, you know the bitch you shoulda used a condom with, is gonna spend it on herself otherwise she woulda got an abortion, cuz that’s just the way bitches work, whether you marry them or not…

I guess the real issue is not the fact that she’s out celebrating this new money, proving to everyone her intentions, but more who the fuck she is out celebrating with, cuz that girl needs to borrow some of that child support money to fix her fucked up burn victim face.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lingerie Model|Vanessa Perroncel

2010

Mar

Miley Cyrus and her Bikini Top Take a Bike Ride of the Day

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I guess posting this many pictures of a 17 year old on her bike would be considered creepy…but way less creepy than my friend who rides his bike on the bike path all summer looking for hot young pussy to follow…not to creep them out…or touch them or anything…but to watch where they lock their bikes up when they go to get ice cream…or to a store…so that he can sniff the fucking street…so compared to him…posting pictures of Miley Cyrus while she’s still a mature and responsible money making 17 year old seems totally fucking wholesome…you see there are some girls who at 17 act like they are 10 and you don’t really want to jerk off to their pictures cuz it’s wrong but then there are other 17 year olds who are just 10 months away from being legal who make you think “what’s 10 months, she’s can’t possibly change that much in that period of time”, making this shit so not wrong at all…not to mention she’s not even hot, her face is fucking wonky, she’s already been fucked more times than some strippers you’ve had lap dances from and she is going to crash and burn, they all do, so you will be seeing her naked in the next decade…that’s a guarantee…wait and see…apparently it’s also a poem…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bike Ride|Bikini Top|Miley Cyrus

2010

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Holds onto Her Fame of the Day

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Someone’s fucking hungry for attention….

It’s safe to say that this isn’t a bunch of cocaine jacked up in Lohan’s shoe, but more her just trying to get attention because I guess she realizes she’s had a longer career no working than she has working and it’s time to get back into the grove…

So she did what any whore with no self-respect would do and hit up the parties in a sheer shirt that I think I can see nipple in, but I’m not entirely sure, since Lohan’s pale as fuck….and then poured white powder all over her feet to get everyone talking….and I bet it works…I bet this hits every entertainment show and website…because once you get famous it’s just that easy to maintain people’s attention…which leads to the real issue and that’s why the fuck do we care if this bitch is covered in white powder, showing off tit or not…we should go back to living our own lives…unfortunately living our own life is more depressing than laughing at their lives….

BONUS – Here she is at Perez Hilton’s birthday party…something that is clearly on the Lady Gaga marking tip, where if you hang with this dude, endorse this dude, you become the biggest star, cuz this dude’s site is seriously influential with the idiots who buy records. I always figured that if the celebs just ignore him, they would have snuffed him out a long time ago, but instead they turned him into their vehicle to lie to the public…The whole hollywood bullshit thing is starting to annoy me..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Tits|White Powder

2010

Mar

Katy Perry Tits Gets Slimed at the Kids Choice Awards of the Day

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Jonah Hill is fatter than Precious. Unfortunately that doesn’t make his shitty jokes funnier…it just makes it exciting to watch cuz you never know if this bad joke is gonna be the one he has a massive heart attack to, or if he’ll be in a few more shitty movies before John Candy-ing himself…not that that matters this post is about Katy Perry getting slimed, something I’d assume she was used to, at least that would be the only justification to her career getting this far, but then again, she is marrying a faggot, so maybe sex isn’t something this Christian girl likes…but showing off her tits is…

See I don’t know how someone who is asked to attend an event for little kids is supposed to dress, but if it was me, I probably wouldn’t put on my leather assless pants, or wear my prosthetic strap on dildo I sometimes wear to the bar to trick girls into thinking I am all man…I’d probably save the shit for when I’m in the company of adults, for fear of getting arrested…

See Katy Perry spilling out of her dress, is a nice strategy because she’s ugly and it distracts us from staring at her ugly fucking face since we all love tits no matter what they are attached to, but I think it would have been funny if she got charged as a sex offender, cuz I know if I was a 12 year old boy watching the Kid’s Choice awards, Katy Perry’s busting tits would have probably got me hard and as far as I’m concerned that’s the equivalent of raping me in the classroom…

LOCK HER THE FUCK UP….. but the good news is that the 12 year old girls watching the shit are going to develop a serious complex, spending the next few years thinking they are inadequate and girls who think they are inadequate are easy and love male validation and we can never have too many of those…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Slimed

2010

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided that I am willing to do anything for content. That’s my new attitude towards the internet. So if I come up with a great concept, like a puppet show staring my wife’s vagina, I’m just gonna have to produce it.

Writing about celebrity bullshit sucks, reading celebrity bullshit sucks harder, so now it’s time to step the fuck back and step the fuck up and make my wife’s pussy a big fucking star…I figure since it’s already pretty big…drawing eyes and making it talk is a natural step for it…

Our first movie is gonna be called “Pussy gets drunk and pukes green shit”..Now all I need is a camera…and my wife to fall asleep…

While I’m doin’ that, here are my stepLINKS….

Looks Like Heidi Montage is Finally Getting the Right Idea
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What Did I Just Watch? – VIDEO
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The 14 Best Classic Twilight Zone Episodes
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Amanda Seyfrieds Sexiest Pics
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Because It’s As Close to Getting Laid As You Will Get
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Cindy Crawford is Hotter Than Ever
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Friday Facebook Fail – Health Care Reform
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Maria Sharapova Extreme Cameltoe
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Chris Rock Reads Your Eulogy
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The 50 Sexiest MMA Girls
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Doing Heroin and Waking Up Puking in the Celebrity Scientology Center is Just a Regular Day for Peaches Geldof
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Kinda Diggin’ This Carey Mulligan Broad
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Dildo Up the Pussy – VIDEO
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Fucking Strange
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Thai Sluts Get Into a Brawl – VIDEO
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GINA AND MONIKA LEZ OUT
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Nickie Minaj Should HAve Got More Naked In This Video
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Watch Dennis Hopper Pretty Much Dying Before You Eyes. Fucking Sad
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Lesbian Threesome Anyone? – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Always Good to end a Day With
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A Gallery of Porn Make Safe For Work
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katy Perry is Looking Hot For once
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Welfare Fight!
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Frankie Sanford Had an Upskirt
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Babe is Fingering Herself – VIDEO
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Jaime Pressly Gallery
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I Like Some Nicole Richie Now and Then
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Jesse Jame’s Ex Wife is the Least Whorish of All These Sluts He Seems to Fuck With
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Not THAT’S One Bad Tattoo
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OJ Simpson is King of the Gay Prisoners!
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Mediated Mortal Kombat
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Alena, Julia or Nikki?
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Jordan Sparks is Lookin Hot
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Spring Break Sluts Anyone?
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Follow Me, Fools
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

Mar

Peaches Geldof Topless Pictures of the Day

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I hate Peaches Geldof and all the attention she gets. She’s ugly and people should not know who she is, especially since her dad is only famous for creating the Live Aid charity event that made him a ton of money and got him Knighted, despite charities being designed to help the people you are campaigning for and not the people campaigning, but whatever…

She’s just a drugged out rich kid who’s parents don’t want to bother with and someone has released topless pictures of her, who I can only assume was her because she loves the attention…while I love nothing about this becuase she’s fucking vile looking…

She ignores me on twitter, hipsters all suck her dick, and these pictures suck but I figured I’d post them since I hate her so much and like people laughing at her even if it gets her more attention than she deserves…

Posted in:Peaches Geldof|Topless