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2010

16

Mar

Maria Sharapova Still Playing Tennis of the Day

Maria Sharapova was a big deal a few years ago. Since I’ve stopped following the tennis circuit because I am not a Wasp with a Volvo and white shorts. I do however appreciate any sport where women don’t have to be transformed into dudes to be pro but can still be sexed up in little skirts, with little panties that always end up getting a little wet spot on them by the third set of screaming and moaning like bitch is getting the biggest dick of her fucking life with every serve…

Sure Sharapova isn’t as appealing as she was, but I’m sure there are obsessive compulsive virgins out there who still wear her signature tennis line while jerking off. So l’ll put this out there for them…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Maria Sharapova|Sports|Tennis

2010

16

Mar

Some Jessica Simpson is Cultural of the Day

I don’t know what this video is from but it made me laugh to see Jessica Simpson act a fool. Everyone knows that Asian people find it trashy to have dark skin cuz the peasants work the fields under the sun. So watching her act fascinated because she probably has no idea where she is and her brain can’t really process it, but then again she says something like “This is the Reason I am Here”, like on some cosmetic mission with her faggot, so maybe she does really get her purpose…and that’s to sell Proactiv to tranny pros while Ken Paves sucks them off…

I guess the real issue isn’t what happened to the Thai girl with the skin discoloration, but more what happened to Jessica Simpson’s waistline and bloated face….shit looks like some botox got serious wrong and by botox I mean fried food and chocolate bars.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2010

16

Mar

Heidi Montag’s New Tits Are in a Movie of the Day

The movie is called “Just Go With It” and it is the first ever movie to cast Heidi and Spencer Pratt, unfortunately it’s not a movie that leads to an accident on set yet, leading me to believe that Heidi and Spencer are filming it themselves with their video camera, but it turns out that it’s an actual movie with Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Adam Sandler, and these two idiots…no not her jacked up fake tits, those are the only two good things about her attention whoring….and they aren’t even that good…they are stupid looking and inflated like we were still in the mid-90s when fake everything got a girl in Playboy. Stupid fake tits are dated and unimpressive…I meant her and her boyfriend….

Clearly, they are being used as some kind of joke in the movie, when they should have been ignored so that they actually do kill themselves or turn to porn and I can only imagine how excited they are about this shit, it’s kinda what they live for…and that annoys me. But she is showing off her titties for Jesus, cuz she’s a fake born-againg, like the hypocritical idiot we all know she is, and when girls show their tits for Jesus, I like to pretend she’s showing off her tits for me….no matter how much I hate the bitch…and plastic surgery or not…I find her pretty fucking ugly.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Heidi Montag

2010

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this awkward email and I felt I should share it with you…

hi there

i see you had late last year a doco on chronic masturbation on your site.

is there any way you can put it up there again? or could send it to me? or could send me a link to where i could find it? or even the title?

please? it sounds so very interesting.

thanks

Shit like this makes me wonder why I drink, life is so entertaining without being drunk as fuck and not able to remember shit, but unfortunately, I can’t help myself, it’s an addiction…an addiction that needs to be taken care of now…instead of posting my stepLINKS….

Francia Raisa is Rollerblading in a Bikini
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Fat Balls Make Me Giggle Too!
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Sofia Vergara Picture Gallery
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Happy Birthday Eva! Eva Longoria’s 35 Sexiest Pics
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Find Sluts Here
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Adrianne Curry Flashes Her Bare Ass
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The Trolololololo Guy Reacts! – VIDEO
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The 40 Hottest Alumni Babes Of Schools in the NCAA Tournament
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Excercise Ball Mayhem! – VIDEO
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The City of Toronto Hates Corey Haim
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Shauna Sand Personal Panty Upskirt Pics
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Mischae Barton Looks Not Homeless For Once and I Can’t Believe My Eyes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Three Horny Sluts Get it On With a Strap On
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Yeah, I’d Bang brooke Burke For Sure
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Gallery
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Lexi Belle Has Some Alone Time
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Rent the Lindsay Lohan Bouncy Castle for Your Childs Birthday
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Summer Walker Has Got It Going On
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Bridget Marquardt Was and Still Is My Fave of the Girls Next Door
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Katarina Gets Seduced By Tiffany
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I Miss the Old, Slutty, Pre Child Birthday Jessica Alba, So Here She Is
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Esti Ginzburg Is Ready, Willing And Able….
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God Damn I Love Rosario Dawson
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YES!!!! THEY ARE FUCKING WITH TIGER WOODS ON SOUTH PARK
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Michelle Branch is Almost Naked in a Tattoo Magazine
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Lorelei and Charley On the Fucking Machines
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Suelyn in Paradise
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La Woman, You’re My Woman
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Feeling Down? Have Some Boobies and Kittens!
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Cali Marie is a Girl Next Door Type
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9 Real-Life Levels of Hell
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Chick Fight – VIDEO
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I Don’t Watch Tennis, But If It’s Anything Like This Video, I’m Starting to Think I SHould
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Glad to See That the Cyrus Family is Making Good on Incest Rumors
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Triana Busts Out Of Her Lingerie
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

15

Mar

Julie Bowen’s Weird Ass Paddle Surfs of the Day

Julie Bowen, a woman I had never heard of until a week ago because I don’t watch TV, has been confusing me the last week by wearing her bikini on the beach and forcing me to post on her.

I don’t find her hot, I don’t find her interesting, and now she’s doing the stupidest activity you can possibly do on the beach, but I feel obligated to put these because a woman in a bikini, no matter how old or disgusting is still a woman in a bikini and that’s always something semi-interesting even if it really isn’t….

I am actually pretty bitter about bikinis today, I read somewhere that it is spring break, which means that somewhere college kids are waking up and puking in the pool, only to head back to their hotel room later today to fuck multiple drunk chicks in bikinis, cuz everyone’s horny on spring break and I’m not….

Pics via PacificCoastNews and
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Julie Bowen|Modern Family|Paddle Surf

2010

15

Mar

Rosario Dawson’s Tits Doing Some Good of the Day

Part of me likes Rosario Dawson…I don’t know if it is because she looks like a monkey and I’ve always wanted a pet monkey, or that she’s got tits, or maybe its the fact that she used to live in the ghetto squatting in houses when she was a poor little immigrant, before being cast in the movie Kids when she was just a teenager in her panties, before she became a New York scenester cokewhore…but now she’s helping the community at some charity event, that could actually be her doing community service, and who really cares, bitch is busty and if busty is good enough for charity or community service, it’s good enough for me…

Pics via PacificCoastNews and

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|Tits

2010

15

Mar

Denise Richards and Joanna Krupa with Dogs of the Day

I guess it was useless nobody who used to be hotter back when they had an ego and didn’t realize that it would all come to an end now that they got old day at the dog park, I don’t know if that makes sense, but what I’m trying to say is that there was a time when these girls both though they had the world in the palm of their hands, because they were hot and everyone was recognizing how hot they were and giving them low level jobs that were important enough for them to think they had it all, but now they are old, their careers never really took off, and they are just hanging on going to whatever events they can before they are totally forgotten and I still think at least one of them is hot, seriously I don’t know what Denise Richards did to herself, but it looks like serious heavy drug use and bad plastic surgery and I can only hope her spirits are lost because a girl who has lost her spirit is more nudity even if it’s not as good as it was but is still better than nothing….

So here they are with their little friends who eat their tampons, if they still get their periods, who eat their dirty underwear, who watch them shit and piss, and who see them fuck and masturbate…a life much better than the one my dog has, who plays amongst garbage and rarely gets fed anything but Mac and Cheese…but does get to watch me wipe my wife’s ass and even he knows that’s pathetic….

Pics via PacificCoastNews and

Posted in:Denise Richards|Joanna Krupa|washed up

2010

15

Mar

Jessica Simpson is a Big Lady in Red of the Day

I think I realize why Jessica Simpson is so crazy in bed. It’s not because her ex-husband was a queer who could only get off if she fucked him like a dude, but more to do with a fat chick with a dream of getting married and having a family of her own. If you ever go home with that dolled up fat chick, only to learn she’s got 4 cats and a subscription to wedding magazines and baby name books on her coffee table, you can be pretty fucking sure you’re in for a good ride because all the bitch really wants from you is your cum inside her, as her desperation has got to that point where she’d actually bang you in the first place…

So when I see Jessica Simpson, I see hope. I just need another 20 pounds, a few more failed relationships and bad dates, and access to be within 10 feet of her because when that happens, her pussy will be so craving, even homeless dick is dick that can give her what she wants, and hell the homeless dick may be crazy, but at least it will stick around for the bed and food in the fridge…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Big|Jessica Simpson|Red

2010

15

Mar

Dannii Minogue is a Furry Pregnant Slut of the Day

I’m not sure if Dannii Minogue is famous for anything more than being Kylie Minogue’s sister, but figure she must have done something in her life for people to bother with her, at least something more substantial than getting knocked up and wearing little tight furry outfits that make her look like some kind of muppet I want to fuck that’s already been fucked because it means I can’t get her knocked up and usually that she doesn’t have AIDS because I hear most doctors encourage abortions when you’ve got AIDS, so condoms become a thing of the past, which based on everyone I know, they pretty much already are….seriously, I don’t think I’ve met a girl who uses condoms in the last 5 years….dirty….but I guess not as dirty as the things I would do to this bitch dressed like a monster with a monster polluting her womb….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dannii Minogue|Pregnant|Slut

2010

15

Mar

Queen Latifah Fat Bikini Tits are a Spring Break Disaster of the Day

Queen Latifah, like Precious and Mo’Nique prove that you can make it without actually having anything remotely appealing about you, because I guess hollywood execs like casting the fat, ugly, black chicks, cuz they are racist, while you rarely see the white equivalent on screen…It’s like the world can embrace fat chicks as long as they are black….and apparently as long as they aren’t in a fucking bikini, because this is the kind of thing I’d expect at my Cuban two star all inclusive Spring Break hotel I’d end up in because shit only costs 350 dollars and attracts the quality, not that I can afford 350 dollars, but you get what I am saying, and if you don’t you’re an idiot, because when I think of Spring Break, I forget that for every hot chick, there is an old fat bitch doing shots like she was a young chick….and today that happens to be Queen Latifah….unfortunately….unless this kind of shit turns you on like you’re some kind of racist thinking you’re a slave owner or some other twisted shit that gets girls like Latifah fucked….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Queen Latifah|Tits