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2009

17

Nov

Rihanna and her Sloppy Legs and Ass of the Day

I’ve been saying that Rihanna’s lost her allure the last few months. It all started when my dog started parking at her on TV when he only barks at other dogs and from there it has gone all down hill, which is too bad, because I used to be a serious fan.

I guess she’s storing up fat because she’s entering a fertile time in her life and her body is adjusting to it by storing backup nutrients for the baby in her legs like I saw on Discovery Channel once, or maybe she’s just lazy as fuck and getting fat. Or maybe now that she can afford real American chocolate bars, unlike back home in Barbados when her garbage man dad could barely pay for fresh meat, that she’s gone fuckin’ mental on the shit. Or maybe she’s just disgusting and her trick of wearing super high heels is finally not working for her, because there’s only so much illusion a shoe can handle.

No matter what this pig is into, no matter why her legs look like they were raped by a fuckin blender, I can only assume this sloppy mess is all part of the reason Chris Brown was beating her. I mean dude was at the top of his game and can’t be seen in public with some fat whore in a miniskirt when she should be in sweatpants back home eating Haagan Daz watching romantic comedies, or in Rihanna’s case back home cleaning up used condoms off the floor and diarrhea smears off the floor of some two star hotel room where British college kids stayed but more importantly where she works.

I hate her and this just reaffirms that.

Pics via INF
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cellulite|Disgusting|Rihanna

2009

17

Nov

Coco’s Twitter Porn of the Day

I love how Coco’s twitter account info says something about how she’s been married 8 years going strong, because clearly she’s only used to dudes who date her by the hour, or even the song and that 8 years is fucking huge for her, despite the fact that now she makes more money, has more fame, gets more of her favorite tacky sex shop outfits and doesn’t have to wait til they go on special,because her John pays her by the week on salary and its more than she got working the stage or street or whatever gutter she crawled out of….

She posted these pics of herself on twitter of her tanning in Florida, a state I’m sure she considers paradise, because all the trashy chicks I know look like Coco and live in Florida Trailer Parks with alligator wrestling husbands and the whole thing confuses me because her tits are so fucking disgustingly fake, but since tits only make up a third of a woman, the rest of a woman is made up in ass and pussy, so maybe those shits are not as mangled or tampered with, but I doubt it….Here are the pics..

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Cocosworld|Ice T|Tits|Whore

2009

17

Nov

Pole Dancing at a Wedding Gone Wrong of the Day

I call bullshit on this video, what are the chances a motherfucker would be videotaping this drunken chick trying to take all the attention away from the bride and put in on her drunkself because that’s what catty, jealous girls do at weddings because girls have something wrong with their brains that makes them HATE othergirls, even if those other girls are their friends, because they want to have all the attention on them. it’s something I’ll never understand, but seeing the way this pole dancer is dancing, she would have been the one at the wedding I would have focused my energy on, because she definitely was hungry for cock and ready to put out to feed her sadness from seeing her friend find a man who wants to spend the rest of time with her, while she only gets guys to stay the night if she’s lucky….

Either way, funny video whether it is fake or not.

Posted in:Pole Dancing|Wedding

2009

17

Nov

Beyonce and Lady Gaga Video of the Day

This is a music video set that I wish a horrible accident happened to. Something like a terrorist attack, like maybe a motherfucker in a bus full of explosives driving into the building they were in, or maybe even just a fire from some bum wiriing that blocked off the door and the fire escape was faulty or some shit because Lady Gaga and Beyonce are pretty much my least favorite twats in the music industry. They are both inflated egos on ugly chicks and seeing them working together for Beyonce’s album just proves how bullshit the music industry is and how it is all a scam on us to make fucking money.

They are both in pantsless outfits, so if you’re one of the weirdos who like these idiots or who finds them hot, you’ll like this, and for the rest of you, if you find ugly girls dancing around with no pants on pretending to sing shitty songs like they were real popstars, even though they are real popstars, thanks to some glitch in our society, you’ll like this too…

Posted in:Beyonce|Lady Gaga

2009

17

Nov

Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

This is supposed to be a two week old Victoria’s Secret commercial tat was leaked because Victora’s Secret knows that the Holidays are just around the corner like some kind of rapist waiting to fuck us up against our cars in the parking lot late at night when we leave the office. They also know that their fashion show is hitting soon, which is the only time of year they have TV presence and in order to keep that they need people to watch it so the networks can sell ads, and really anyone who doesn’t watch it has something wrong with them, because an hour of bitches in lingerie walking around is a hell of a lot better than an hour of Everybody Loves Raymond.

Here’s one of their big budget ads with big budget movie maker Michael Bay. It’s a solid 15 seconds long, but if you press pause a lot you’ll be able to jerk off to the shit, making Youtube just another porn site that pretends to be a mainstream site.

Posted in:Commercial|Michael Bay|Victoria's Secret

2009

17

Nov

Unkle Kracker Leaked Girl on Girl Video of the Day

The exciting thing about Unkle Kracker is that he brings hope to aspiring musicians that anyone can have a record deal.

Is his shit real music or is it a comedy act, I just can’t figure out his deal and I guess that doesn’t matter.

I got this leaked video from his new album and there are chicks making out in it buried beneath the lame male masturbation jokes, that are the kind of jokes that destroy my soul from the inside out, because I like to believe the general population is smarter than finding a guy with body lotion containers funny, but the concept of a guys girlfriend turning dyke who has sex on a website is amazing, because for the average person breaking up means never seeing your ex naked again, not that any or my exes are worth seeing naked – but you know what I mean….

You may find this funny and I’m all about posting exclusives, it makes me different than everyone else and sometimes we all need that…

Posted in:Leaked Video|Unkle Kracker

2009

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t go to all night teenage sex parties this weekend. I was stuck trying to get a boner for a 40 year old chubby chick who danced like a slut, while my wife was at home having sleep apnea cuz she’s brought me to this low point in my life where I find fat chicks I would have never looked at twice worth trying to get hard over because my wife is just that much more disgusting, but I will tell you that I woulda rather been at all night teenage sex parties…because girls these days are all real fucking deal sluts….not that it matters….

Here are my stepLINKS

Michael Lohan is Into Strippers That Look Like Lindsay. Ew.
GO

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardahisan Are Gonna Have It Out, Let’s Just Hope They Do It In Front Of Cameras and Naked
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The Hottest Filipina Women vs The Hottest Puerto Rican Women
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They Call Them Human Wrecking Balls
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I Like Megan Fox Best When She is Keeping Her Mouth Shut
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I’m Not Quite Sure the Chinese Understand Sex – VIDEO
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HERE’S A VIDEO OF LOHAN AND HER FRIENDS DOING A COKE IN A BATHROOM
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Beyonce and Her Panties Have an Upskirt
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Victoria Beckham Looks Half Bangable Here…YEah, I Said It!
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Because The Weekend Probably Made You Want to Kill Youself Even Further
And Monday Definitely Isn’t Going to Help
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How To: Survive in a Redneck Bar
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That Slut They Based Secret Diary of a Call Girl on Has Finally Revealed Herself
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What You Haircut Really Says About You
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Leighton Meester is in Lingerie in GQ
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And a Little More Beyonce Because, Well, Why Not?
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for Fuck Sakes, Another Scream Movie? Really?
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Shayne Lamas and Her Tits Got Busted for DUI
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About Some Lingerie Football?
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Marisa Miller + Harley Davidson – Behind the Scenes
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Sarah Palin Taking Oprah Hunting is Def an Episode of Oprah I Would Watch
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A Televised Upskirt Competition. Yes, You Read That Right
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Relax, Ass, It’s Just a Video Game
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Cutie Does Some Self Story
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Carli Banks Has a Lot to Show You
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A Big Titted Striptease on Big Brother in Some Weird Country
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Cutie Needs to Wizz!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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VIVID ENTERTAINMENT HAS CARRIE PREJEAN’S SEX TAPE
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Britney Spears Yellow Bikini Ass
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WOWOWOW!! Check Out Monica!!
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Ann Angel is Fine By Me
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Olivia Wilde & Megalyn Echikunwoke Make Milk Chocolate!
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Bikini Body Show Off
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Cassia Riley Always Knows How to Get a Job Done
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Jamie Graham is Getting Naked for Playboy
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Say Hello to Jazella
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Teenaged Mutant…Resevoir Dogs?
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Have a Go At Her, Buddy
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In Case You Didn’t See the Sittin’ on the Toiley Video Yet, Here It Is Because I Can’t Stop Laughing
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68 Belt Bra Babes
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Sunny Leone Want’s You to Go Fuck Yourself
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This Kid Reporter Goes a Bit Nuts
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Short Shorts Are Good No Matter What Time of the Year
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IT’S JUST ANOTHER MONDAY, BUT THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER DISPLAY OF HOT PUSSY … DAYUM, DIS BITCH IS FINE!
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Oral Sex Phone
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Chesty Irish lingerie Model Ava Beth McGrath, 21, from Cork helps us forget the Monday blues.
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Phoenix Cop getting clowned for parking in a “Hybrid Car Only” parking space…If you can use it in your link dump, thatd be great…
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Rogue COllector’s Photobucket Fuckit Finds….

Young – Emo and Topless – Photobucket Idiot Who Didn’t Realize Photobucket is Public
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Some Big Ol Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Nov

Miley Cyrus and Her Stage Humping Videos of the Day

You don’t really realize the damage you do to a little whore when you’re a Disney exec and she’s 14 and in your office willing to do whatever she has to do to you since it is in the contract, until you see her taking the dance you taught her to her stage performance in front of 100s of ten year olds in leather shorts.

It’s like you can’t molest a teenage girl and not expect her to start thinking her only value is a little whore and the whole thing probably gets you excited because you know you created this.

I know this video was from a while ago, but I had no choice but to post it because it is so inappropriate and a sign of what’s to come as these ten year olds watching start getting their periods and takin’ the Miley moves to teenage birthday parties at the bowling alley and it all ends in teenage pregnancy, probably one of my favorite things…

Don’t worry, we’re not perverts for watching this, she’s a pervert for doing this and her and Disny are perverts for marketing this and making us watch this. We are just slaves to the corporate machine and Miley is their tool.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Stage Humping

2009

16

Nov

Gretchen Rossi Demonstrating How She Pisses of the Day

This is some bottom feeder that you have no business knowing by name because she is really that useless and from some Reality TV bullshit, but she is the kind of nobody who I call paparazzi chasers, whether she tips them off as to where she is going to be, or she follows them around like they are famous and she’s the paparazzi, just in hopes there’s a slow day so that motherfucker can catch her simulating pissing like the dog she is, or doing the other really lame stunts she’s pulled over the last few months she’s been pretending to be famous.

It is girls like this who are making celebrity and hollywood worse than a fucking trailer park not that I really remember a time when people who didn’t deserve to be famous were famous, but I do know that it is getting out of hand and can only hope the apocalyse hits Southern California before getting to me, so I can watch the end and smile satisfied before the locusts or tsunami get me…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Clown|Gretchen Rossi

2009

16

Nov

Tyra Shows Halle Berry Her Feet of the Day

I’m not sure when this went down and I didn’t watch the whole thing. I just heard Tyra talking like a white person trying to talk like a black person before shoving her feet in Halle Berry’s face and having Halle Berry spary perfume in her twat and armpits because Tyra banks is fucking disgusting, but figured at least one of you will get a boner watching this whether due to slave fetishes or big breasted bitches who are too honest about the disgusting things that go on in their bodies or even just because you’re into Halle Berry and I’m not judging cuz I don’t give a fuck.

Posted in:Halle Berry|Tyra Banks