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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Feb

Jennifer Aniston In Her Bikini for her 41st Birthday of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston is old as fuck and her chances of having a baby of her own have pretty much leaked out of her pussy and over her panties in the form of her last tired period. I bet she regrets cursing her period all those years, wishing it would go away, because now she knows you don’t know what you had til it’s gone…

She’s latched herself onto Gerard Butler, who is in her latest movie and probably plotting his escape, but knows he can only make a move after the press is over, cuz otherwise bitch will go psycho….

On a sidenote, when Gerard Butler was filming 300 in Montreal, he fucked a few girls I know. He was on some special diet, he wasn’t drinking or doing cocaine like he was used to and he was apparantly a huge fucking bitch at least according to little groupie bitches who just liked the fact he was in a movie and didn’t really care that they had never hear of him before, but were just happy he chose them to be inside of….

Either way, happy birthday grandma aniston who will never be a grandma cuz you were too fucking picky and thought you were too good for every single guy but managed to turn off the few you ever did locked down. I hope you had a good day using the telescope to spy on the paparazzi who was spying on you….fucking loser…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Feb

stepLINKS and the Snooki Sex Tape of the Day

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When I don’t drink I get, or when I am not drunk I get serious panic attacks like some kind of girl. So bad that I can’t get off the pile of newspapers I call my bed. I am not convinced that they aren’t minor heart attacks because killing me would mean putting me out of my misery, and no one wants that….so it was nice to hear that Amanda Seyfried also suffers from panic attacks. It’s like there’s comfort in knowing I am not alone in this….I am bullshitting but speaking of panic a mental illness, Here’s the rumored Snooki Sex Tape that is obviously bullshit….

And here is a local girl with a dream of being the best ass according to American Apparel….

Vote For Her Hot Ass Cuz She Will Let Me Tickle It With My Tongue and by Tongue I Mean Penis When She Wins…..
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And here are my stepLINKS….

Hasselbeck has The Single Greatest Ass I’ve Seen on a Mom of Three, Seriously this Gave me a Fucking Boner When I Saw it on my Neighbor’s TV…as for that pig Sheri who blocked me on twitter…Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Everybody Hates Snooki, Including Chicken Wing Loving City of Philadephia
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15 Questions Lost Needs to Answer or People Are Going to Flip the Fuck Out
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Because You’re to Lazy to Go Out And Socialize With Real Chicks and So Am I
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Anne Denis Will Make You Fall In Love…With Her Clevage
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If Wes Anderson Made Spiderman – VIDEO
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And More From the Celebritie Slut Trainwreck 100
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kelly Brooke and Her Panty Upskirt
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Rihanna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Why I Hate Gwenyth Paltrow of the Day
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Slut Has Fun After School – VIDEO
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Hey Kate Moss, What’s That All Over Your Crotch?
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Okay Well the Youth of South Africa Are Officiall Fucked Up – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Gotta Love Selfshots
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Who Doesn’t Love Some Angry Grammas That Are Pro Abortion? – VIDEO
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Kanye West is Literally Going Insane Before Out Very Eyes ad It’s Amazing
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A Friday Game of Who’d You Rather
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Electra, Sammi and Nikki Get It On
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A Kristen Cavalarri Throwback That Reminded Me of How Bangable She Used to Be
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How is Alyssa Milano Still This Hot After All These Years? Damn
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Frozen Pretty Much Looks Like the Shittiest Movie Ever Made and I Can’t Wait to See It – VIDEO
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In Turkey, It’s Apparently Perfectly Acceptable to Bury Your Daughter For Talking To Boys
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Snooki X French Band Phonix = Most Awkward Interview Ever – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Group Lesbos! Awww Yeaah!
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Olivia Munn is Lookin Hot – VIDEO
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Beyonce is Selling Some Thing or Another But I Am Distracted By Her Breasts
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Cameron Diaz in a Bikini
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Nice Tits Should Be SHown Off Accordingly
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All Together Now: WE HATE YOU PARIS HILTON
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Alex Trebek is a Fucking Asshole – VIDEO
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Nicole Richie is Lookin Good These Days, I Kinda Miss Her Pregnant Tits Tho
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Sexy Blonde Goes Solo – VIDEO
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Taylor Swift’s Hottest Pics
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2010

Feb

Anne Hathaway Half Naked for GQ of the Day

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It would be nice if I had big budgets and a brand name that celebrity pussy wanted to be associated with so badly that they get half naked, but I don’t. The celebrity pussy doesn’t know this site exists and the only photoshoot I ever orchestrated was a disaster that involved my dick in my wife and you make out anything from the small equipment to her gut and pubic hair…So instead I am forced to steal from other people who do….

Now here is Anne Hathaway, boring yet half naked and that’s good enough for me….

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|GQ|Half Naked

2010

Feb

Ashley Greene for Marie Claire of the Day

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Ashley Greene was in a Marie Claire photoshoot and if you don’t mind girls with big dumbo ears talking about what she wears in a boring fucking photoshoot video and if you’re into the hot girl from Twilight, a movie with not hot girls in it because hot girls will take away from their strategy to seduce young 15 year girls into buying into their bullshit franchise by not having girls outrageously hot that they can’t actually relate to, then this video is for you….

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Marie Claire|Photoshoot Video

2010

Feb

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Fight is Inspiring of the Day

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I am not going to lie, I still have a soft spot in my panties for Lindsay Lohan.

I write her emails, text messages, twitter messages everytime I think of her which is almost never, but when I do she ignores me and there’s just something amazing about getting ignored by a useless whore who thinks she is too good for me that makes me want her even more, before realizing that I really don’t care and that I am far too lazy to bother no matter how much I like her addict unstable insanity or how hard she is trying to not be totally irrelevant…but part of me still thinks she’s amazing…and that part of me may not my penis, but our connection at our souls….

Either way, enough with the bullshit, I read this funny story about her and Ronson from last night in a crazy lesbian brawl and I thought i should share it with you….

Treating herself to a gourmet meal, Lindsay Lohan was spotted arriving at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood last night (February 4).

The “Mean Girls” actress looked to be in a good mood as she walked past, text messaging on her mobile phone and sporting a furry grey coat.

In related news, it seems LiLo was in the mood to mess with her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson while out at Crown Bar earlier this week.

An eyewitness revealed, “Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar. Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble! Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderall, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.”

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancingwith this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.” “Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, ‘Why don’t you just have another drink?’ and even told her, ‘You’re a disgrace.’”

“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

Here are some pics of her after her dyke fight, drug use and hard drinking……

And here she is on her hoarding…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fight|Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan

2010

Feb

Mischa Barton is Gonna Die Soon of the Day

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I’ve put Mischa Barton on Death Watch and the whole thing is very exciting to me. Call me a psycho if you want, but the reality is that I get excited when these celebrities die. I don’t have any on impact on their ultimate self-destruction, I’m irrelevant in their lives, so I don’t feel guilty about how they spend all their bullshit TV or Movie money on drugs, alcohol and in Mischa Barton’s case – baked goods, until eventually their bodies give out on them. See there are people out there who actually kill themselves cuz they have actual problems, cuz they actually hate themselves or can’t live with the shitty hand they’ve been dealt, but celebrities are a fucking joke, they have it all….money, easy access to nightclubs, free clothes and drinks and they don’t need to work. They can travel the world, live large and have a good fucking time, but instead do this, and it make me laugh.

So when Mischa Barton dies, you can expect a tribute here in the form of laughter, and in the meantime we can all watch the demise…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:death|Mischa Barton

2010

Feb

Sophie Monk’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

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I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, because I am pretty sure the majority of people don’t even know who she is, let alone that she’s got a fucking big pussy that always gets caught up in her cameltoe. It’s like some kind of publicity stunt I don’t fucking understand, like a kid who can’t keep his hands off his genitals in public, getting everyone to laugh awkwardly, except on a girl we’d all like to fuck, because she’s got a good enough body, and fulfills our Muppet sex fantasy, provided we didn’t know she had Paris Hilton’s herpes from when her meal ticket cheated on her…

That said, here she is in another pair of tight pants, that I can only assume she wears a cameltoe prosthetic or tries to jack up in her drunk, so that the 5 people who still bother with her put it on their websites….and I’m okay with that shit, cuz tight pussy hugging pants have always been fun….so I think she should keep up on this marketing strategy since it works for me……cuz I love seeing the shape of a girl’s pussy – no matter how disgusting the bitch or her pussy is….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Vagina|Sophie Monk

2010

Feb

Lacy Chabert is the Emotional Eater of the Day

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I never watched Party of Five because I have male genitals and a the time it was on TV, I had a social life and got laid on the regular because I was married to disgusting…but I know a lot of you motherfuckers did, so you may be shocked to see that Lacy Chabert, the young pussy on the show who used to look like THIS, now looks like she’s rushing to get to the all you can eat buffet because she’s in hypolycemic shock since she only ate a huge lunch 45 mins earlier and she feels the hunger comin’ on strong….

This is seriously the kind of fat that makes you wonder whether a bitch got molested as a kid leading her to emotional eating her way through it, or whatever the fuck triggered her to stop caring about having a career or being jerked fof to, and start self-medicating with food, but the same thing happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt who was also on Party of Five, so I can only assume shit is related….

Everyone likes to rip into celebs for being too skinny, drug addicts, drunks, but at least their greasy unhealthy lookin’ selves fit into a small.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Lacy Chabert

2010

Feb

Miranda Kerr Posing in Some Boring Clothes of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is a bikini and lingerie model, but for some reason these pictures of her wearing the least revealing outfit I have ever seen a woman in hit the internet. Maybe she’s like pornstars who fuck for a living so they don’t like fucking in their spare time, or maybe she’s like a girl who works at a coffee shop and just can’t stomach the smell of coffee, or maybe she’s like a gyno who is a gay, or maybe in the gyno’s case a gyno who still eats pussy because I am sure they see some vile shit, and really what it comes down to is that I feel seriously ripped the fuck off, something I sure as hell happened to her dress after these pictures were taken….cuz hiding that body that is all she has going for her is a fucking crime.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

Feb

Lorraine Nicholson and AnnaSophia Robb in Teenage Bikinis of the Day

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I love the old pervert on set of this amputee teenage bikini surf fetish film. Dude looks like he’s having the fucking time of his life, like being around young girls has given him a second wind and blown some life back into his dick. It’s the kind of thing where he’s started doing push-ups every morning before shooting, because maybe the girls will sense the heightened testosterone levels…and maybe they will flirt back or pull sexual favors for him to get preferential treatment, but I think them being in bikini all day is more than enough….

It’s funny how Hollywood works. These perverts are allowed to write this teenage erotica, mask it as a drama and have chicks half naked around you all day, when I do it, I just get paranoid I’m gonna get arrested….

Either way, Jack Nicholson’s daughter has a great fucking ass….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb|Bikini|Lorraine Nicholson