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2010

25

Jan

Are These Pictures of a Topless Donatella Versace of the Day

Someone emailed these into me and I’m not sure if they are of a tan addicted, plastic surgery piece of shit ex stripper, or if shit is Donatella Versace like they are advertised….I don’t know when they were taken or how old they are. I just know that there comes a point when the fake hair, fake tits, fake face, and horrible skin color kinda spills over and makes these pig women all look the same, whether they are ex strippers, pornstars, Jewish grandmothers in Florida, victims of hollywood or rich and famous luxury brand designers…..What do you think?


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Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Donatella Versace|Topless

2010

25

Jan

Bitches in a Bikini at the Boat Show of the Day

Even the New York boat show knows how to make an event better by hiring a bunch of girls to strip down into bikinis. They took something so fucking tedious and turned it into something you can jerk off to. I’ve been to car shows before and have wanted to shoot myself in the face amongst immigrants and fat trash in Jack Daniels shirts checkin out the new truck they could never afford….this looks like a better time.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Boat Show

2010

25

Jan

Fergie’s Dumpy Ass and Rihanna’s Shitty See Through for the NRJ Awards of the Day

The NRJ Awards happened this past weekend and nobody cared because no one has ever heard of the NRJ Awards. They are some French bullshit and they managed to recruit Rihanna and Fergie to the event…who I guess thought they had to dress sexy because they were in fashionable France…I don’t know whether they actually won an award at the event, both it is safe to say both definitely won for being washed up sluts the public finally realizes were never hot now that the media has stopped raping us up the ass with their bullshit images trying to hang on as hard as they can….I seriously can’t figure out what happend to Fergie’s face but I think it’s safe to say “Burn victim”…..

Here’s Rihanna doin the doily…..I can only assume her mother in Barbados made this out of shit she stole from the hotel she worked at….

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Posted in:Ass|Fergie|NRJ Awards|Rihanna|See Thru

2010

25

Jan

Kirsten Dunst Brought Her Teeth Out of Hiding of the Day

It looks like Kirsten Dunst decided to make an appearance. I can’t tell if she bothered taking a shower since that’s not really her style, because I am struggling to remember who she is. I just know that I used to jerk off to her before she turned into a greasy, disgusting mess of a woman. I liked that she was young almost as much as I liked her big tits on her small frame, but that was before realizing that big tits on a small frame weren’t quite enough to keep my fantasies alive and by the time she was pussy that falls off and starts drinking heavy into the gutter, something I fucking love, I already forgot who she was….and here are her teeth in action for real old times….

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Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|Teeth

2010

25

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep, Ashley Tisdale’s definitely still ugly, only today she decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of over-sized basketball shorts, the kind you’d see on a couple of white Jewish dudes at their driveway in the rich part of town…I don’t know what the fuck possessed me to do a post on this trash, she’s a fucking nobody, I guess it has to do with hoping it gets to her to remind her that she’s not the hot pussy she things she is. I also don’t know who possessed her to put these shorts on, like who told her it’d be a good idea, but I can only assume it was chanelled directly from her internal testicles, you know her high testosterone count. She’s useless and ugly and now she’s has reached her lowest in sex appeal, unless rich Jewish boys playing basketball in their driveway is porn to you….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly|Watch

2010

25

Jan

AnnaLynne McCord Fakes Caring About Haiti of the Day

With every Natural Disaster or Tragedy comes a handful of motherfuckers who actually care…like Paul Haggis who was doing work in Haiti before the earthquake and who held a brunch for his Hollywood friends to manipulate them into donating. Then there are the people who didn’t know they cared but realized that they do because it either affects people they know or it happened at a time in their life where it just affects them. Then there’s the fucking bullshit, self absorbed idiots, who have never done anything except for themselves and their egos, who only care because it makes them look good or draws attention to their almost useless celebrity, who figures going to a big Director like Paul Haggis’ house may help her get work down the line like Annalynne McCord.

On a sidenote AnnaLynne McCord must have pulled some strings, or a seat freed up, or she snuck the fuck in and they let her stay cuz she was showing off her nipples, because the flyer she is advertising says “Artists” on it. I guess she’s happy to have finally been grouped as an “Artist”, it’s like her career has finally peaked. She’s made it. Someone other than her has bundled her in with “Artists” even though she is anything but an artist..she just wants to be one and I guess that’s just another example of how Hollywood is ego stroking bullshit….

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Haiti

2010

25

Jan

Lohan Behind the Scenes of her Muse Photoshoot of the Day

I have not seen a celebrity milk a photoshoot as much as Lohan has with this Muse hipster art fag bullshit. This shit seems to come up every week, whether it’s the published pics, the outtakes or the video, it just never seems to go away. Maybe it is because it is the only thing she has done with her career in the last few years, I mean other than making a shitty lesbian DJ famous and fake saving babies in Africa, both things totally uninteresting when all we want to see is her tits in a sheer outfit, crawling around and whoring out and here are some pictures from the behind the scenes….unless this is from an unrelated waste of time event where lohan wore a sheer leotard….

Posted in:Leotard|Lohan|Sheer

2010

25

Jan

Public Sex of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with this video, but it reminds me a lot of my sex life. Not because I speak a different language, or because I travel the world seeing weird shit, or because I fuck bitches on roof tops, but because I spend a good part of the last 5 years trying to spy on as many people as I can fucking. I’ve seen people fuck by sneaking in the dark room, I’ve seen the shit from hotel room windows, I’ve seen it in parks and it’s always been fucking amazing….

In this video you’ve got what looks like a group of tourists doing doggy on some tourist attraction and the bitch, like all bitches who fucks me doesn’t seem to be too into it and the highlight of the shit is when homie smells his fingers.

Posted in:Immigrants|Public Sex

2010

25

Jan

Jennifer Hudson Does the Grimace on the Beach of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Hudson in a bikini proving that just because your whole family got murdered in some gutter housing project crime, doesn’t mean you can’t have fun spending your hollywood money on a luxury vacation, because let’s face it, you weren’t the one gunned down in the housing project, you got your shit together and made something of yourself…you can’t feel guilty about getting out of that shit while leaving them all behind to get gunned down in a housing project. They coulda tried out for American Idol too, no one was stoppin’ them….

See it’s a survival of the fittest situation and based on Hudson’s body she may not be the fittest, but she always wins out on at the all you can eat buffet and that’s gotta count for something….on a sidenote though, I always thought she was a lot fatter than my wife and it turns out that she’s not, forcing me to come to terms with the fact that my wife is fatter than Jennifer Hudson…I’ll be back in a minute, I’m just going to go try to kill myself and fail because I never succeed at anything, even suicide…..

And here she is doing the Grimace….

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Posted in:Bathing Suit|Jennifer Hudson|Purple

2010

25

Jan

Miranda Kerr Lookin Good During Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day



I assume the creative director at Victoria’s Secret is gay because they brought Miranda Kerr down to the beach but kept her fully clothed.
Any straight dude would be too busy setting up private meetings in their hotel room to discuss the inspiration of the shoot, you know getting her stripped down naked and explaining to her that she is replaceable no matter how much you like her look, making her understand that she’s going to have to really step up and get edgier because corporate’s getting bored of her, leading you to take some hot amateur porn pics of her, because she’s desperate to keep the best gig in modeling leaving you with one hand on the camera and the other jerking off all over her face….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Hot|Legs|Miranda Kerr|Tits