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2010

15

Jan

Taylor Momsen’s a Fucking Wreck with a Perfume Line of the Day

Looks like Taylor Momsen’s too popular for her own good and now she’s been given her own perfume, and based on the condition of her teenage whore pussy, at least that’s what she wants us to think about her, because she’s cheesy as fuck like that, and I like to believe that there’s no way she’s doesn’t use that thing like a pair of shoes you’d pick up at the Salvation Army, you know the kind of fuckin’ perfume you want wash off as soon as you put it on becuase it smells like cum, shit and dirty panties….which I guess means it’ll be huge in Germany…I don’t know what I am talking about I just know this post is pretty fucking obvious….but really what the fuck do you expect…just look at the pics….and shut the fuck up….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Disgusting|Taylor Momsen

2010

15

Jan

Pink Riding Her 10 Speed of the Day

There’s nothing hot about Pink riding a bike, but that may be because there’s nothing hot about Pink. That’s all I have to say about that…it’s Friday and I’m hungover and seriously do not give a fuck about Pink and her fucking bike or her gay husband who doesn’t want to admit he’s gay so he gets with chicks who look like they have testicles…fuck yourself…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:10 Speed|Biking|Pink

2010

15

Jan

Rachel Heller Stolen Bikini Pictures of the Day

You probably don’t know Rachel Heller. She’s new to the Hollywood scene and she hasn’t publicly become a dirty, used up, piece of prescription drug addicted shit that you are used to, and I hope she never does, even though pretty much every other young whore in Hollywood does.

I guess she’s still fresh faced and keepin’ it classy and could be the next big thing, and lucky for you, her ex-boyfriend reads this site and sent me off these pictures he took of her.

They may not be as racy as ex-boyfriend pictures go, but she’s got a tight little body that I hope helps her take the fuck over, cuz I know I need new blood, and I’m not just saying that because my kidney’s are failing, I’m saying it cuz I’m bored of all the hollywood pussy I am forced to write about…

On an unrelated sidenote she’s in a movie with the kid who plays the founder of Facebook in some new movie about Facebook, maybe she can help me get my Facebook account back to fucking life, or maybe I got disabled cuz I spent the other night writing her personal essays about my penis……..either way, look out for this one, and I do mean that as a warning to her cuz I got my eye on her, I’m just too lazy to get off my couch to actually park in a van outside her house…Enjoy….

Posted in:Bikini Pics|Rachel Heller|Stolen|Up and Cummer

2010

15

Jan

Mischa Barton Looks Like a Weathered Whore of the Day

Seriously, I feel like I just threw 5 dollars at this bitch after she jerked me off in a bus shelter, but that couldn’t have been Mischa Barton, Mischa Barton probably still has all her fucking teeth, you know with that whole being a celebrity act she does, and she’s not quite a woman of the gutter yet, but she looks really fucking bad, like her pussy smells and looks like a dying rodents…because it probably does….since this pictures scream that hygiene isn’t really her thing…I guess she’s just practicing for her future career as a crackwhore, I mean if she lives long enough to make it and that makes these pics highly erotic….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Whore

2010

15

Jan

This is What Russell Brand Does for a Living of the Day

I don’t really like Russell Brand at all. The only redeeming quality he had was the minor possibility that he was HIV positive from when he used to share needles doing heroin in the UK. I feel like I’ve mentioned this 100 times before, because I have….

Unfortunately for us, he bullshitted that whole heroin story when he was creating this persona that is clearly as authentic as his heterosexuality. This out of the box, cookie cutter act is just a fucking act and the whole half-homo, sexually ambigious “drug addiction” bullshit just solidified his failed rocker act.

Either way, here he is changing the world in his work, but simulating pissing on someone’s face while probably getting paid millions of dollars and anyone who says this bullshit takes talent is a fucking asshole who needs to be taken outback and shot. Seriously….look at these pictures and try your hardest to have any level of respect for this waste of fucking space “Funnyman”…..who is really just an annoying tight clothes wearing queer….

Hollywood fucking sucks. The scam is on us…We are the real fucking idiots for allowing these people to have careers…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hack|Joke|Loser|Not Funny|Russell Brand|Trash

2010

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Cuz I don’t….

Facebook disabled my account. I didn’t do anything against the rules. I barely use facebook for much other than to keep in touch with a few really good looking girls who are actually 45 year old dudes and one gay dude who likes to cyber….

I used a tool earlier today that they were promoting on my page called “Friend Finder” where I imported my contacts from my email and next thing I know my shit is shut the fuck down….Bullshit.

I guess facebook isn’t my home on the internet, cuz they have their dirty paws elbow deep in my facebook ass. There corporate bullshit is getting in the way of my social networking and keeping in touch with people….Assholes.

Just remember to be careful with what you do on the site because the mean people at Facebook are watching you and ready to shut you the fuck down the first chance those control freaks get….

I am pretty pissed off about this, I spent a year adding people who I don’t remember and won’t be able to add again so if you work at facebook or know someone who works at facebook, let me know, cuz I want my officially disabled account, because let’s face it everything I do is disabled to begin with, just give it back….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Behind the Scenes at a Rihanna Photoshoot She Doesn’t Deserve
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Jesica Simpson Should Use These Tits to Feed the Starving Kids in Haiti
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Sophie Monk is a Slut Bikini Beach Babe
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AND NOW THE BEST AMERICAN IDOL AUDITION EVER…EVER!
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Countdown Hugh Hefner’s Sexiest Sluts
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Because I Know You Had a Long Day and Pulling One Out Will Eliminate Some Stress
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Now THIS is a Fucking Snuggie
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The 10 Crasiest Public Acess Shows Across America – VIDEO
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Nicole Bahls Is Topless
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Some Mormon Marriage Madness
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Noah Cyrus Was Born to be a Slut
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How About Some Wrestling Sluts?
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The Children Are Our Future – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Behind the Scenes Video From Rihanna’s W Covershoot
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Beyonce: Enemy Of The State
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I Wish the Octomom Would Fade Away and Fucking Die Already
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And a Little More Beyonce
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RIP Motherfucker of the Day
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Fuck David Copperfields Rape Case, WTF is Wrong With Dude’s Hair?
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Fuck You Kate Gosselin Part 465, 347
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mila Kunis and Her Esquire Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Ukranian Melisa Posing Nude
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Fresh Prince…of the Darkside
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Harmony and the Fucking Machines
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Perky Young Teen
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Now That’s a Lesbian Sex Scene
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Doutzen Kroes Makes Granny Lingerie Look Sexy
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Lottery Ticket Pranks Are So Mean, But Here’s One Anyways
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Jessica Simpson Looks Like a Real Doll and Not in a Good Way
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Sophie Howards Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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She Was Born for This
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In the Nude – VIDEO
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Not Sure Who Kaley Cuoco is But Here She is in Maxim
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Lucious Body, Face Not so Much
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This Isn’t the Sophia Loren You’re Used to Seeing
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Yeah, Comparing a Male Hooker to Rosa Parks is a But Much
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As If Sports Wasn’t Gay Enough Already
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Monica Cruz, I Love You
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This T-Shirt Gives me a Boner
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RIP CONAN O’BRIEN’S TONIGHT SHOW – DESPITE BEING THE BEST THING IN LATE NIGHT – IT’S OVER BUT FALLON’S STILL STANDING – WTF
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BONUS – Some Girl is Masturbating on Youtube and They Haven’t Taken Her Down Yet….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

Jan

The Devil is Haitin’ on Haiti the Day

America is fucked up….How do you people allow these people on TV? A huge percentage of you are Christian, poor, uneducated idiots who give people like this money, celebrity when he’s just scamming you. He knows as well as you do that there’s no God. He just offers you false hope cuz it makes him million. You just have to wait for him to get caught sucking cock and meth off some homeless man in a back alley or in his mansion before you believe it.

Seriously, you Americans scare the fuck out of me with this ignorance and religious shit and. It’s the ereason I can’t get beer advertisers or any advertisers on my lovely site I call home.

Sure, you can’t jerk off to this, unless destruction and death caused by natural disaster is your thing…..which I am pretty sure at least one person out there does get off to…..which leaves this post uneasier than when it started….

Posted in:Earth-Haitin on Haiti|Haiti|Uncategorized

2010

14

Jan

Naked Walkers of the Day

Some girl with a horrible ass, who I wish gave this idea to her ridiculously hot friend, instead of championing this herself, when she decided to make some kind of statement no one really knows, by going out on a walk with her hairless clothesless….don’t get me wrong, I love exhibitionism, I just hate that its always hippie trash who eat the shit up instead of girls I actually want to see naked…and here are the pics….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Naked|Walkers

2010

14

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Makes Scary Faces of the Day

I guess Lohan doesn’t really care about being good looking or hot enough to fuck anymore. With the whole lesbianism, where she dated some of Hollywood’s ugliest, to being so medicated she doesn’t know where she is, how she got there, who she is or why she is there. She just kinda rides it out and you’d probably do the same if you had no real obligations, no real job, but a decent amount of money to kinda just float your way from one pussy to the next. If anything, Lohan’s living the fuckin’ life, she made the money when she was young, bright eyed and didn’t know, and now that she realizes society is shit, she’s in a position to just coast…..and here are some pics of her and her new lips doing whatever it is she does…

On a sidenote, this is one of Lohan’s first lesbian girlfriend’s and she’s fucking disgusting……

It’s safe to say, she’s puts the same level of effort into finding hot pussy as she does in her career

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via INF

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

14

Jan

Ashley Greene Nipple is a Dominatrix for Interview of the Day

Thank god for art fags. You know the high brow assholes who think too much and analyze too much and act all smart and condescending to people they don’t consider in their class of human, because with all their bullshit comes half naked bitches.

I guess they pitch the photoshoot with some logic that nipple is needed to complement her interview and make shit really have an impact and meaning, but by meaning they actually mean nipple will make the magazine worth lookin’ at, because otherwise they are just a pile of fucking drivel bullshit, but they just don’t tell the model that. They like her thinking it is something far deeper than that cuz it makes her get more and more naked…the whole thing is quite obtuse….or whatever the fuck bullshit word these bullshit people find trendy to use….and now here’s Ashley Greene posing….

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Interview