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Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2009

Dec

Rebecca Gayheart The Baby Killer Makin’ Babies of the Day

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I am sure I am not legally allowed to call Rebecca Gayheart a baby killer because she got off for running over that kid, but she still ran over a fucking kid. I am sure she’s also had numerous abortions over the last decade after having random sex with people in hopes of advancing her career, but I don’t have proof of it and can probably get sued for saying tha and I don’t hold Abortions against girls, if anything I celebrate the shit, cuz there’s nothing worse than unwanted pregnancy, especially when I being called the dad, but more often than not, even if I do knock up whores, they go to the richer, more accomplished dudes they are fucking and claim shit is his, which is one of the benefits of being a total hurtbag.

I love abortions so much that I have caught myself dreaming of being an abortion doctors mainly because seeing used teen pussy is amazing, but you have to go through years of medical school, and I’ve come to terms with the fact that I am just too drunk and too stupid for that, so instead I have to back alley that shit for real desperate girls

I’m doing this Rebecca Gayheart baby watch because I assume Karma will get back at her for being involved in running over a kid, even if it was the kid’s fault, so to date the pregnancy seems normal but I’ll keep you posted if a crazed mother of the kid she ran over pushes her down the stairs out of spite, or if God makes the shit come out retarded….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Baby Killer|Pregnant|Rebecca Gayheart

2009

Dec

Sophie Turner is Gonna Sue Me of the Day

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So it turns out this Sophie Turner trash is actually a lawyer who just happens to dress like a hooker and not an actual hooker. I assume Australian Law school is easy to get into, since the rest of the locals are too busy fucking kangaroos, crocodiles and tazmanian devils, and apparently she learned in law school that writing that she looks like a trashy pornstar is defamation of character, when I never said she was a trashy pornstar.

So I guess Sophie Turner is trying to manipulate my opinion, even though last time I checked I was allowed to have an opinion. Bitch needs to go back to Australia….

The most annoying thing in all this is her shitty fucking fans, who for some reason think bitch is great, and smart and beautiful, because they are gay and into trannies, or her family and friends who landed here thanks to google because I’m the only idiot who writes about her.

Here’s a letter I got from her PR person, because according to her fans, she doesn’t want anything to do with being famous, having a PR person, attending all the events, getting the paparazzi to take pics of her are all things that aren’t cheap attempts to get noticed….

Hello My name is Devon with Gith Public Relations.

We represent (Actress/Model) Sophie Turner you have posted recently. Sophie Turner is in no way a Adult Star/Actress nor has she ever been.

This is very serious and is a false accusation hence Defamation of character. This is Slander against our client. This needs to be removed immediately and a retraction needs to be posted.
within 24-48 hours.

Please remove the words ” Adult film star/actress, Pornstar) from all images you have of her and replace it with Glamour Model, or Australian supermodel
Also notify your all your buyers or subscribers that read your blogs of the corrections so that they change it on their sites as well. Remove all the cookies and the damaging tittle and captions from Google and other search engines! This is a very serious issue and should be given immediate attention. Its really sad that our client has to go through all this turmoil caused by your actions for a wrong tittle and captions.

Please take care of this request immediately
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/12/16/sophie-turner-is-still-trying-to-be-famous-of-the-day/

Note: I HAVE CC’D OUR ATTORNEY ON THIS ISSUE.

Thanks,

Devon Guzzie
Publicist

Gith Public Relations, LLC

Office: (424) 245-4802
Cell: 310-709-2818
Fax: 818.235.0132

This was my response…..

Devon

Re-Read the article – it says she’s not a fucking pornstar, I just thought she was because she is a tacky fake tit whore looking girl…. I can say she looks like shit if I want to, it doesn’t mean she is shit.

I can say she looks like she sucks dicks in truckstops. It doesn’t mean that she does. It is freedom of speech. I have the right to an opinion.

I am not a media outlet. I am a comedy site. Satire. Read my disclaimer. Then fuck yourself.

I’ve been running my site for 5 years, I have been calling these tacky women whores or sluts because I think they dress like whores and sluts for those 5 years. It is in no way defamation of character, it is my opinion.

On a sidenote, if you were to pursue legal action for this, not only will I win, because there is no case, but I will also make sure I walk away with serious compensation for wasting my time and that I ruin this bitch in the process.

This has to be a joke. If so you should work on your comedy routine…

With Love,
Jesus Martinez

Seriously, sue me you cunt, you’ve got no case. My site’s had a disclaimer forever, I’m not news, I’m just a guy who calls all girls whores…..

Let’s hope this gets me rich.

I wonder if you can get sued for calling trash like this a dirty fucking cunt…because that’s clearly what her bottom feeding pussy is.

UPDATE – I decided to send them an invoice for my involvement in their publicity stunt.

Posted in:Annoying|Sophie Turner

2009

Dec

Alicia Keys Was a Pretty Slutty Kid of the Day

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Here is a video of Alica Keys from the Cosby Show. I actually remember this scene from back then because I found it pretty creepy, but obviously forgot it until seeing this video. I just assumed the girl went onto a career of prostitution or stripping, dealing with the emotional trauma of being molested by Bill Cosby…you know his J-E-L-L-O all up in her but instead she grew up to be Alicia Keys…

This would never get on TV today…probably a good thing….or maybe sad that a man can’t innocently slap a kids ass without getting called a pervert when it’s really harmless…despite Cosby totally fitting the molester profile….from being a kid educator….to having shows about kids in order to be around kids…but I guess it doesn’t matter….

Posted in:Alicia Keys|Slutty

2009

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am drinking champagne with naked teenage girls right now….and by drinking champagne with naked teenage girls I actually mean drinking corked wine my neighbor was too posh to drink cuz it tastes like horse piss, yes, I do know what horse piss tastes like, don’t as, and by naked teenage girls, I mean my wife’s thick arm folds, that look like they’d be the size of a teen pussy, if you’ve got a good enough imagination.. Here are my stepLINKS..

The 15 Hottest Jewish Women
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I’d Like to Take Out the Days Frustrations on Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Honestly, The Brits Have the Best Sense of Humor About Everything
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Because It’s Easier then Finding a Girlfriend
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Yeah Tiger Woods Fucked Jessica Simpson
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The Most Amazing Morgan Freeman Impersonation Ever
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Most Perverted Toyota Ad EVer
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Kristen Davis Bikini Nip Slip Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I See the Olsen Twins Are Settling Into Old Age Nicely
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How Frosty Met Your Mother
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Some Pictures of Paola Corvea
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Noah Cyrus is an Even Bigger Tramp Than Her Sister
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Stripfilm of the Day
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A-Rod is an Idiot and I Hate Him
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Madonna is Either Hawking Geriatric Fashion Items or Dolce and Gabbana, I Can’t Really Tell
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Courtney Love is Mommy Dearest
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I Wish Katie Price Would Just Get Ut Over With and Become a Hooker
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Gotta Love Irina Sheik
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Raed is the Worst Rapper Ever
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Iveta Vale in the Surf
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Blue Collar KO – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Some Sexy Lesbians
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Ivy Rides a Sibian
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Hot Babes With Tattoos
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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A Collection of Beach Butts
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Tila Tequila is a Big Ball of Class
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Jenny McCarthy is Topless and Covered
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Web Cam Babe Works a Toy
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Say Hello to Verunka
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Fergie Only Looks Like a Half Tranny Today
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Hey There Kristia and Nastja
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Bridgette Has Boobs
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Tommy Jo in Her Bikini
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Jon Gosselin is Broker and Drunker Than I Am
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Some Christmas Light HERO
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Britney Spears is Lookin Good in the New Candies Adds
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Chick Loses Basically All Her Clothes on TV
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Red Neck Water Skiing – VIDEO
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Sexy Girls Sporting Shoulder Pads [32 Photos]
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures
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I Wanna Punch Deryck Whibley in the Face
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IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE DENISE MILANI’S TITS GETTING EVEN BIGGER?
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Colbert’s Amazing White Rap With Alicia Keys
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

Dec

Coco is Fucking Ridiculous of the Day

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I write about Coco enough that I don’t have anything left to say about her, all I know is that this picture is so fucking ridiculous, I’m going to just let you take it in, absorb it and try to understand whatever the fuck is going on in it…cuz I just can’t figure out what it is, if it is good or if it is bad, but I do know that whatever it is, it is incredibly brilliant…

Posted in:Coco

2009

Dec

Playboy Whores in Everyday Clothes Bore Me of the Day

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Jayde Nicole, Karissa and Kristina Shannon all got together and bonded over the fact that they get naked in pictures to advance their otherwise pre-determined career of being strippers before getting the “big break’….These kids of whores who are a lot less attractive in clothes need to realize that they are useless and the only reason people actually care about them is because they were naked….not because they are out lookin’ homeless in shitty rock t-shirts and ill-fitting jeans.

Seriously, I see hotter girls than this at my local starbucks, only unfortunately for me, those girls aren’t cheap and easy whores taking the whole getting naked for money lazy girls, especially when they are twins approach to life….that I sometimes encourage, but only because I like seeing pussy and without these lazy unambitious girls, I would be forced to deal with my wife’s vagina forever.

Heff shouldn’t let them out of their money making cages because I think seeing them fully clothed is pretty shitty for the brand…no wonder Playboy is going bankrupt, seriously, this is totally unacceptable. Seriously.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Everyday Clothes|Playboy|Whores

2009

Dec

Ginger Spice in a Red Dress Showing Some Tit of the Day

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Ginger Spice is showing off some great tit because she doesn’t want to be forgotten. It was the same reason she quit the Spice Girls, you know to stay relevant and fresh before getting type cast, as we all know how well that worked out for her, what a fucking joke, but a joke that has enough money to live the good life for the rest of her life while we struggle to pay the rent, or in my case the bar tab, cuz I have a wife to pay the rent….but you get what I’m saying and if you don’t it’s that Ginger Spice is better than us, despite how irrelevant or desperate for attention she may be.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ginger Spice|Red Dress

2009

Dec

Courtney Cox Comparin’ Dicks of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Courtny Cox comparing David Arquette’s little dick to his tranny brother’s huge dick once the pantyhose and duct tape come off, cuz we all know she’s had both, those Arquettes are fuckin’ weird and shes’d doing it all while wearing a little skirt that is really not exciting to me. Mainly because she’s always looked like a fuckin’ skeleton to me and watching her play tennis is not like watching Kournikova or Sharapova yelping and moaning flashing ass, and is more on the level of erotic as that big Williams sister….and I don’t have any idea why I’m bothering writing about this bitch, it just kinda happened and I’d apologize for this if I really cared about what you had to say….but I don’t because I already hate myself and nothing you could say will bring me any lower *tear* or maybe it’s because you’re not one to take seriously…either way, here’s Courtney Cox and a post littered with really weak fucking jokes….it happens…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Courtney Cox|Skirt

2009

Dec

Dave Navarro’s Groupie Pussy Go To Luis Vuitton of the Day

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Wanna know how to keep young groupie pussy happy enough to not go to the police claiming motherfucker raped her, or to the media claiming he likes getting fucked up the ass with a strap on, or watching gay porn or that he gave her herpes other shit he doesn’t want to get out, or maybe he is trying to keep her happy to ease her young inexperienced ass into doing those crazy things Carmen Electra taught him….You take the shopping at Luis Vuitton and give money to some homeless dude in a wheel chair…nothing makes a bitch hornier….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dave Navarro|Groupie|Pussy

2009

Dec

Brittny Gastineau Showing Off Her Fat Shitty Body of the Day

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I am probably the only person who bothers with this Brittny Gastineau pig. I message her on twitter, I write about her ill-fitting clothing, but in her clothing’s defense, it’s hard to have good fitting clothing when you have a pig body….

Here she is trying to get attention in a see thru shirt. For the most part I like when girls don’t wear bras, but in Brittny Gastineau’s case I wish she was wearing a fucking snowsuit.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|Tits