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2009

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I have posted this picture before – it’s come to the point in my life where they all look the same…I guess the same could be said about everything on this site….you know like its fucking groundhog day…but who really gives a fuck….I’m still doin it….It’s almost like marriage….everyday the same fucking pussy over and over and over even though shit is just getting older and ranker…never tighter or nicer….and if you’re lucky you hire a hooker or two to make shit tolerable….think of me as your wife and you gay porn sites as your hooker….you closet case motherfucker….I know this doesn’t make sense…but visualize it baby…if you do channel it proper…shit’s genius to retards….

Ps. I am drunk and surprised I’ve never sabotaged my site while drunk in the past, since I seem to sabotage everything else in my life and everyone I’ve ever known…..Good times…..

Here are my links….

Danielle Lloyd and Her Tits Are Better Than a Thanksgiving Turkey
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Seriously Katie Price is an Indecisive Cunt
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Because It’s Thanksgiving and I Know You Got Some Time to Kill
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The Vampire Dad From Twilight Gets to Bang Jenny Garth on a Daily Basis
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5 Amazing Star Wars Related Status Updates
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Which NFL Star Will Be Arrested Next
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Lady GaGa and a Sort of Nip Slip on Leno
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Jessica Biel May Be Hot But She is an Idiot Who Needs to Shut Her Mouth
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25 Awesome Cubicle Pranks
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Tiger Woods Was In a Car Crash
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David Beckham and Brad Pitt Are Getting Fucked Over By These Idiots In Dubai
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Dita Von Tease is Just Doing What She Does
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Hey David Hasslehoff, When You’re an Alcoholic It’s Not Called A Seizure, It’s Called The Shakes
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Arsenio Hall Says Paula Abdule is NOt Only Funny, But Also Great in Bed
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Bikini Car Washes are Always Awesome
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How Are We Supposed to Pay Attention With All These Naked Lesbians Around Here
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Cheating Girl Gets Dumped – VIDEO
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Cody is a God Who Works More Than My Wife Does
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Lonely Blonde is Rubbing One Outs
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Jayden Cole and The Fucking Machines
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Yeah Fck the British and Their Stupid Guards
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jesssica Valentino is a Whole Lot of Woman
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SHE’S MILEY FUCKING CYRUS
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Jessica Alba is Wearing Fishnets
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An Amateur And Her Stripshow
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I’d Like to Introduce You to Monica
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Rihanna Bondage Throwback
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Drunk Sluts and Their Massive Tits
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Balwinder Singh, Rookie American – A hipster rekindles his love affair with America with the help of an angry cab driver
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Lucky Lesbians Eva Nicole and Hayley Jayde
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Ahhhh Gisele…
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Now That’s a Tight Ass!
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Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters Demotivational Mayhem: 226 Demotivational Posters
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Sunny Leone is Fine By Me
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Bar Refaeli – Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit 2010
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Bitch Fight in the Laundry Mat – VIDEO
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Lunch Meat Anyone?
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Sherlock Holmes + 7-11 = Wait…What?
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Watch This Slut Get Her Pussy Waxed
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I Can’t Fucking Juggle, Can You? – VIDEO
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Yeah, I’d Bang Nancy Reagan.
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DENISE MILANI’S BOOBS ARE SIMPLY FUCKIN’ HUGE!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Nov

World’s Tallest Bikini Model of the Day

I just came across this video today, I am sure it is old, but it is pretty fucking weird, especially when you see this 7 foot monster with some Kourtney Kardashian lookin chick without the spawn of satan inside her, so I decided to post the shit.

That’s all I have to say about that. I figure why write today since no one is even on the Internet and if they are they are probably fucking losers…..


Watch the Video
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Posted in:Bikini Model|Tall

2009

27

Nov

Kate Hudson’s Hot Mom Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

I am loving Kate Hudson’s slutty little used up ass in these tight pants despite knowing how much cock it has seen, or that some baby has crawled out of the shit due to some ill-advised teenage pregnancy with some old man that should have ended in abortion but didn’t cuz she thought she was in love or some shit…..

None of that really matters because she’s out there taking what she feels is hers even if it belongs to some other bitch and the whole thing is all good so long as she’s wearing her tight pants….

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really think this bitch has it going on, but thanks to the recent popularity of leggings, I’ve found myself falling in love with girls I would otherwise never notice, all thanks to their really rockin’ asses, that would have otherwise been hidden in ill-fitting jeans, cuz that’s just how ugly girls dress…

Just yesterday I was in a coffee shop and got lost staring at the ass of at least 4 ugly girls I wouldn’t have even seen because of their mangled faces, acne scars or greasy fucking hair….making tight leggings the one tool that gives all girls a fair fuckin’ chance…I mean that and willingness to take it up the ass and put it back in mouth…but whatever….just look at the pics…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ass|Kate Hudson

2009

27

Nov

Jessica Alba Shows Off Some Back of the Day

I assume this was the view Cash Warren had the fateful night that he pulled out and came on her ass, only to have her run to the bathroom and turkey baste herself so that he could never leave her even though he tried so many times, because there comes a time in every man’s life when you realize the hot chick the world wants to fuck, is just the annoying bitch who constantly nags more than every other bitch and who doesn’t like giving head after a month of dating like every other bitch, and who doesn’t take it up the ass cuz she thinks its gross like every other bitch, she’s just easier on the eyes but not quite worth putting up with all the high maintenance bullshit that comes with her, until she mysteriously gets knocked the fuck up out of nowhere in some “Surprise….you’re stuck with me for life..motherfucker”…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Back|Jessica Alba

2009

27

Nov

Jodie Marsh is Made of Shiny Fake Tan Colored Plastic of the Day

Jodie Marsh is in the Holiday Spirit with Christmas less than a month away or some shit, just look at her Rudolph Red Nose, or maybe that’s just got something to do with the extensive plastic surgery this bitch has got.

I really don’t understand what the fuck happened in the UK, but for some reason all the trashy bitches who are famous for being topless have actual careers and even weirder, these girls are called “glamor models” even though the only people who find them glamorous are poor uneducated trash living in their caravans and toothless strippers still working the pole for factory workers who could only dream about living this “galmor model” life.

I don’t understand who told them that this style of dressing is hot, or that cheap botched plastic surgery is hot, and that lookin like an orange piece of scarred up plastic that is melting under the heat of the bright lights, is something to aspire to be, because it will lead to getting more work, in some kind of lookin’ like a sex doll way.

Maybe I’m the weird one who likes my girls young, natural and wholeseome lookin. Maybe this artificial, jacked up version of a real women is where the world is going, but I think the only person who would want to get with this is in the fucking closest, because nothing about her is feminine, it’s all hard and scary lookin, like some kind of monster coming to suffocate me with her big fake tits, not that I would complain because tits are tits, but I can still think she looks like shit, like she ruined herself..even though I’d still pay 50 bucks to cum all over that mangled face of hers….but maybe that’s just because I will cum on any face willing to be come on, but more importantly because I have a Christmas Fetish and always wanted to invite Rudolph to join my special reindeer game thanks to the other Reideer who wouldn’t let them join in their reindeer games, pretty much demoralizing him, making him nice and easy and ready to get molested….if you know what I mean.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Disgusting|Jodie Marsh

2009

27

Nov

Lily Allen is Disgusting and Pantless in Concert of the Day

I may never see pigs fly in my lifetime, but I think I just say a pig get a record deal, a fanbase, put on a really low cut leotard that grabbed its pig pussy and show off its little big tits and big pig guy get on stage with a mic and perform like it was something that wasn’t a pig, but a hot chick, you know something that people other than farmers wanted to fuck when no one was lookin….and the whole thing is pretty much…digusting as fuck….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Disgusting|Lily Allen|One Piece|Pig

2009

27

Nov

Jennifer Aniston Crosses Her Legs Like She Doesn’t Want Dick of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is old, weathered, single because no one wants to have a relationship with her, despite her being famous, lipless but still worth fucking, because she’s clearly got an ego or something to prove to the world, you know that she can do better than she did when she got married to Brad Pitt and won’t settle for anyone less than someone of Brad Pitt caliber and she won’t uncross those legs for anyone but her 13 inch black dildo until that person come knocking without realizing that that person doesn’t exist anywhere but in her imagination…..a

Here she is doing her best Turkey Impression, keeping in the Holiday spirit, by showing off something I call the Turkey Neck.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Crossed Legs|Jennifer Aniston

2009

27

Nov

Kimberly Stewart’s Useless Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rod Stewart’s mistake who moved to Hollywood to live off her ridiculous trust fund like she was a celebrity of her own. Trying to do the whole Paris Hilton thing she was doing a decade ago, but for some reason shit just never worked out for her. She never got picked up, she never got work, she never got a fanbase, she was just some bitch going in an out of clubs and the whole thing left her just lookin’ old and washed up, wishing she had more of a relationship with her dad, other than just access to his money that he gives her to keep her the fuck away from his new life because he’s too busy masking his sexuality by spending all his free time with his fifth manly blonde model wife and his four younger, less fucked up kids who he actually has some confidence in since he’s learned where he went wrong in making this Kim Stewart and her ass in demin his trial run that fucked up along the way…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Denim|Kimberly Stewart

2009

27

Nov

Beyonce – I am Yours Thanksgiving Special of the Day

Thanksgiving is over….and I had no idea that Beyonce produced a 40 minute special about herself, but it makes sense, since she’s a self absorbed cunt with a huge fucking go, who thinks that public care about her bullshit enough to watch her bullshit, so she produced some shit about herself and ABC aired the shit and the whole thing is a fucking joke and would have really only been worth giving thanks too,if she contracted some debilitating disease that left her bed ridden and too weak to speak, but that didn’t happen, instead she polluted us with this smut. I hate her but I guess it is kind of funny of her to release something on thanksgiving that embodies pretty much everything wrong in the world and everything people weren’t giving thanks for yesterday.

Posted in:Beyonce|Ego

2009

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Thanksgiving for you Americans….I wish it was thanksgiving here…because I would have made a huge feast in hopes that my wife ate herself to death…unfortunately…I can’t afford huge feasts….but I can afford stepLINKS cuz they are free.

I hope some of your childhood repressed memories of your dad touching you inappropriately surfaced…I am just a big suck for that kind of Hallmark card they’ll never make because real life issues aren’t quite as marketable ….

Either way, here are my stepLINKS…

A XXX Parody Interview
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Some Lingerie Football to Help You Celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Vodka and Turkey Sounds Fine by Me – VIDEO
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Because You Have a Couple Days Off and Should Spend Them Doing Something Worthwhile
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Celebs That We Should All Be Thankful For
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The 7 People You See When You Got Home for Thanksgiving
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The Worst Thanksgiving Ever: Recipes From Your Favorite Brands
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Sarah Harding Nipslip Throwback
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Jennifer Aniston is Sad and Pathetic, But She’s Looking Kinda Hot
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This Interactive Turkey Killing Video is AMAZING!
(Seriously)
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Striptease of the Day
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Coco and Aubrey O’Day Get into the Thanksgiving Spirit By Posting Pics of Their Turkey Asses
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How the FUCK Can The Real Housewives Get Past The Secret Service? What the Fuck?
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Hilary Duff is So Boring and Gross
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Topless Shots of Lohan Are En Route
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Rihanna Originally Wanted Her Album Called ‘Such A F**king Lady’
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Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song
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Jenny is Bored So She Strips Down
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For Fuck Sakes, I Understand His Point, But I Wish This Little Homo Adam Lambert Would STFU Already
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Blondes + Stairs = Awesome Internet Video
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Andrea is Stipping in the Streets
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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They Work Out Together, They Fuck Together
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And More Random Photos
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Carol del Lama is The Kind of Gal You’d Like In Your Life
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Milla Jovovich is Naked
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Two Brunettes, Pick One
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Roxanna’s Tits Are Fake, But Whatever
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Marisa Miller, I Love You
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A Few Self Shots Are Always Good for the Soul
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Alina and Rada Are Getting It On
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Gianna Michaels Lingerie Montage
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Italian Advocacy Group Asks MTV To Cancel “Jersey Shore”
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Stevie Wonder is Fucking AWesome for a Retard
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Kevin Smith Hates Twilight
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All Used Up, Damaged Goods
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Tera Patrick and Mercedez Got it Going On
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Some Amateurs Because, Well, Why Not?
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Who Wants To Buy Halle Berry’s House
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Pixie Geldof is Lookin Hot for a crackhead
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And a Little But of Ashley Green, Because I Love Her
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Funniest Lesbian Porn Ever
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Top Turkey Videos For Thanksgiving Throwback Post….
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Posted in:stepLINKS