2009
04
Nov
The good thing about this photoshoot of Rachel Bilson for Flaunt magazine is that they photoshopped her fat, gonna be married, saddle bags off and made her look, thin long and luxurious like celebrity pussy is supposed to look….
Posted in:Flaunt|Photoshoot|Rachel Bilson
2009
04
Nov
In keeping up the theme of the site today, here’s some more serious trash from the UK showing off tit. Her name is Chantelle Houghton and I guess she’s cut from the same discount bootleg designer-print cloth as the other trash I’ve posted of showing off their useless tits for attention.
The worst of it all is that these cunts get paid to do this, I say save it for the stripclubs, and not for the magazine covers, it is fucking up the balance of the world by making gutter whores too much money thinking they are more important than they are and allowing them to buy all the expensive trash available to them to be expensive gutter sluts….when they have the level of talent that should mean sucking dick in back alley’s just to afford the luxury of a warm meal….
Either way, here are her tits…
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Chantelle Houghton|cleavage
2009
04
Nov
Sarah Harding is in some UK pop group I’ve haven’t had the pleasure of listening to or seeing in concert because I am sure it is serious bullshit, but at least she’s trying to keep the band relevant by getting out of her car like a little whore, showing off her maxi pad or whatever the fuck that shit in her pantyhose is. The whole thing bores me – so realize I am posting this for you.
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Car|Sarah Harding|Upskirt
2009
04
Nov
Kelly Brook’s rocking some corset lookin outfit like she’s a whore from the 1800s or some shit, you know like she was in Moulin Rouge or walking the streets of London before dying of Syphlis, all making me wish I was dressed like Jack the Ripper, you know the guy who would kidnap whores and bring them back home for play time, only instead of stabbing her violently and killing her, since that’s really not my thing, I’d definitely try to kill her with my dick….
I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means I like her or at least like her outfit….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Kelly Brook|Tits
2009
04
Nov
Kate Beckinsale’s a mom. That always amazes me because the mom’s I know just don’t look like this. She’s got a hot fuckin’ body and her being worth fucking is the one thing I can agree with those virgin comic book losers who buy multiple copies of the movie Underworld, you know one to keep in the package, one to use to watch, one as a back up because virgin comic book losers are good collectors, excpet when it comes to collecting memories of all the pussy they’ve fucked, I mean that and that masturbation rocks.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Hot|Kate Beckinsale
2009
04
Nov
I went to a Jewish wedding a few years ago becasue I thought there’d be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before the woman’s daughter decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignorant non-Jew all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.
A months later, I went to a gay dude who died of Aids’ funeral because I thought there would be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before a group of trannies decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignornant non-faggot, all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.
That said, here dressed as gaudy as you’d expect a gay jew to dress, but any 65 year old who can pull this off is worth having sex with, you know since they can’t get pregnant and are all post menopausal and not too picky and shit….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Bette Midler|Legs
2009
04
Nov
Rachel Hunter is demonstrating some moves Rod Stewart taught her back when they were in a staged relationship to pretend he was straight despite how masculine she always looked. No, he wasn’t an avid baseball player, but he was an avid squatter, or at least he was every time they had sex when he’d get into this position before making her fuck him up the ass with a big black strap on……
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Rachel Hunter|Squats
2009
04
Nov
Here is a very lovely 27 foot lifelike rendition of tranny Katie Price holding the heads of homosexuals of today and yesterday, built for the sake of burning it the fuck down in the flames, something I hope her afterlife has in store for her because there’s no way she didn’t sell her soul to the fucking devil to get where she is today…
Seriously, she’s such a stain on society whether selling her pussy to further her career, or getting the stupidest tits imaginable to further her career, or dressing up like shit to further her career, pretty much embodying everything wrong in the world today, there’s no way she’s not going to Hell….not that I believe in religion or the afterlife, but I am just saying I can’t wait to see the video of this burning the fuck to the ground, because it’s make my fantasies of her burning to the ground easier to visualize..shit is like porn to me.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:27 Foot|Bonfire|Katie Price
2009
04
Nov
I was 16 in a white suburban American town and despite rumors of suburban girls in the 80s being sluts, I will tell you they were also racists and being the only Mexican out there, I wasn’t getting any pussy, even the albino bitch took work to get a hand job from and she was missing a fucking finger, so the idea of girls putting out wasn’t even in my fucking mind, it was seriously impossible, like a fucking myth that would only come true when I was a little older and I met a few easy unattractive sluts who didn’t got to my school and weren’t shy to take off the turtleneck sweater but paying for the shit with girls our age just wasn’t a fucking option….
Unfortunately, my dreams of teenage whores came crashing the fuck down halfway through the video, when I saw what the actual whores looked like, but the concept was hot in theory….I guesss….when they are bitches you wouldn’t want to fuck for free it takes away the allure…
But on a side note, the older white dude who got the cute one’s virginity for 50 bucks got a seriously good deal. Bitches sell that shit on eBay for tons of money…..
On another side note, Tyra’s investigative questions like “did you have sex with her” are fucking pornographic…Good work Tyra…
Posted in:Teen Prostitutes|Teenage Pimps
2009
04
Nov
I don’t know if it is some primal instinct for every single girl on my facebook to have at least one picture in a bikini, no matter how unattractive she may be, and to be honest, I don’t even care what the reason behind it is, I’m just glad they are doing it, because otherwise masturbating to random people I don’t know would be far less convenient, I’d have to imagine you naked or doing dirty things, when a bikini picture just clears it all up for me and as a lazy man that means alot…
So when I heard Marisa Miller had a blog, someone people only care about because she gets in a bikini, I figured there would be a lot of bikini pictures and I guess, I was right but in Marisa Miller’s defence it probably wasn’t for attention like the girls on my facebook trying to feel like they are Marisa Miller, but instead because bikinis are all she wears because she is Marisa Miller….
Here are some pics of her tits on set for America’s Next Top Model…
Posted in:Bikini|Marisa Miller
