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2009

19

Nov

Rihanna’s 40 Minute Launch Party Concert of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I hate everything about her. I hate her success story about being a small Island girl who made it in America because there is nothing small Island girl about her. She’s loud, she got an ego, she’s high maintenance, I hRihanna, Launch Party, Concert
Rihanna’s 40 Minute Launch Party Concert of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I hate everything about her. I hate her success story about being a small Island girl who made it in America because there is nothing small Island girl about her. She’s loud, she got an ego, she’s high maintenance, I hear she treats the Bajans like they are below her when she goes back home, despite that she was considered poor compared to everyone else when she living there, before sucking off some record exec when she was 14 and threatened to ruin his life if he didn’t give her a record deal. I hate that she doesn’t remember where she’s from and I sure as fuck hope something happens where she ends up having to crawl home with her tail between her legs, cuz she’s a fuckin dog.

This is her launch party for a new album I hope bombs, but won’t cuz you assholes buy her shit and don’t realize Chris Brown had it right, he just didn’t have the balls to go all the way and rip her cunt throat out so that we don’t have to listen to her anymore….ear she treats the Bajans like they are below her when she goes back home, despite that she was considered poor compared to everyone else when she living there, before sucking off some record exec when she was 14 and threatened to ruin his life if he didn’t give her a record deal. I hate that she doesn’t remember where she’s from and I sure as fuck hope something happens where she ends up having to crawl home with her tail between her legs, cuz she’s a fuckin dog.

This is her launch party for a new album I hope bombs, but won’t cuz you assholes buy her shit and don’t realize Chris Brown had it right, he just didn’t have the balls to go all the way and rip her cunt throat out so that we don’t have to listen to her anymore….

Posted in:Concert|Launch Party|Rihanna

2009

19

Nov

Megan Fox in Ill-Fitting Panties for the New York Times of the Day

Megan Fox did some photoshoot for the NY Times. Since I don’t read the newspaper, as I like to stay as ignorant as possible in politics and curret affairs, partially because I don’t give a fuck and also because shit is boring, but most importantly it is really just depressing and we can’t do anything about it, so we might as well just ignore it and live in our bubble until we all die of brain cancer from our cell phones, or get blown the fuck up by nuclear attacks, or maybe from biological warfare like H1N1, or even when the sun burns the fuck out in 2012…..

So I had no idea they were turning their newspapers into “Lad rags” or whatever they call those UK magazines where bitches get naked and that made people like Katie Price famous.

I know the closest thing I ever got to this in my weekly newspaper back when I pretended to be a normal member of society in ’89 was the Sears leaflet lingerie section, and by the looks of these Megan Fox pics, it looks like that’s where she pulled these ill-fitting panties from, or maybe they are from her dead grandmother’s closet, which is equally unattractive.

But you love her and I’m posting it cuz Megan Fox in panties, even ill-fitting vintage panties, it’s better than my wife at her best, which isn’t saying much but is saying something….

Posted in:Megan Fox|Panties

2009

19

Nov

Tila Tequila is Naked on Ustream and only 1000 People Watch of the Day



Internet Marketer Tila Tequila is desperate as fuck for attention because the world has caught onto the lie that has been fed to them by the media and realized she’s nothing more than a fake titty whore who was in the right place at the right time and has no business being on TV or in Movies or really to have any celebrity. She is just a bitch who played the interenet properly by getting the most myspace friends, since people on myspace approved her friend request cuz she was half naked, and when mainstream media moved onto the internet and didn’t understand the internet, they assumed she was marketable and not just a useless idiot. They thought she was the fucking internet and they made her famous…..but thankfully that came to an end and now bitch is just alone and struggling, delusional about her celebrity and fanbase.

Most importantly she is getting naked live on webcam, doing what attention craving whores do before they forget that their purpose in life is nothing more than a webcam girl pretending to pay her way through college and the funniest thing in all this is that only 1,000 people bothered watching her.

I think more people would watch me naked on cam, just proving how fucking useless and irrelevant this bitch is despite how many “Twitter” followers she “has”….I think live feed of her killing herself is going to be her grand finale….

Here is the video…

Posted in:Desperate|Naked|Tila Tequila|Ustream

2009

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I found the girl who played the voice of some Disney character on Facebook thru some guy I hate but who I am facebook friends with….I recognized her name because I’ve seen pictures of her in a thong, so I added her. She ignored me and I hate being ignored, so I wrote her this message….

I wasn’t sure if you were the voice of LILO, but now that I know you are, I totally get why you are snobbin me, I mean taking part in such a life changing movie with such an important role really justifies being a cunt.

What a fuckin joke. You’re a fucking joke.

I’m not sure which grandparent has has been feeding your ego with how proud they are of your “accomplishments” but you need to relax and realize you are insignificant.

With love, send nudes….

Stitch…

She still ignored me, even with that personalized message. Unbelievable….

Here are my stepLINKS

The Nerdcore 2010 Titty Calendar
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Shauna Sand Wants to Be Carrie Prejean’s Porn Mentor. I Like The Way She Thinks
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Hardest Hockey Shot Ever
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Brooke Phillips is some murdered “Cathouse” Brothel Star in Some Slutty Pictures
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The 10 Hottest Polish Women
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Cheryl Tweedy in her 2010 Calander
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Because Even If They Don’t Want You, They Pretend They Do and In Some Ways That’s Just As Good!
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How Awesome Would It Be If Paris Hilton and Doug reinhardt Kill Each Other in a Fit of Domestic Violence?
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This Girl Can Stack Cups Better Than I Can Do Anything In My Life
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TOP 5 SONGS ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ROBOTS
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Kate Moss Topless Throwback
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Office Pranks Always Make Me Glad I Don’t Work in an Office
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Lindsay Lohan X Nicole Kidman – People Magazine = What the Fuck?!
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A User’s Guide to Boob Terminology
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Wrestling Isn’t Real and That’s Def Not How Real Blood Looks But Let’s Pretend Hulk Hogan Got Hit in the Face Anyways
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Jordan’s Clevage Will Fight For Survival!!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Miley Cyrus is Looking Like a Hot Mes
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Pam Anderson Admitting She Did Cocaine is Like the Pope Admitting He is Catholic
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Elsa Benítez Has a Pretty Awesome Video
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Seriously, The dude Britney Murphey is Fucking Could Have Been Me, Cause I Am Not Half As Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Oily and Topless Xenia
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Drunk Dancer Ruins a Wedding – VIDEO
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Monica is Masterbating
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Wendy and Yasmine Get It On
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Little Girl and Her Stuffed Animal Get OWNED
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I Love a Good Random Photo Collection
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Nikki Reid From Twilight is Lookin Good
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Candice Michelle is in a Bikini
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Joanna Krupa Playboy Throwback
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Pantyhose Ass is Fine By Me
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Who is Kristen Dalton and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis
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A Girl I’d Like to Fuck in a Tiny Bikini
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Calista is a Tease
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Jenny is Playing With Her Jugs
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Say Hello to Veronica
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Let’s Laugh at Dina Lohan Together
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Anything with Mr.T is Worth Watching if You Ask Me
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GET A BABY SITTER YOU FUCKING SLUT
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Anything on Chelsea Lately is Usually Good For a Laugh
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Miss Teen South Carolina Learns Where Babys Come From
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It’s a Big Titted Infomercial
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7 Things You Should Never Go Cheap On
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Angelina and Brad are Fighting, So This is a Perfect Chance To Look At Some Old Hot Photos Of Her
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I Kinda Dig These Tomboy Type Chicks
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American Apparel Does Nipples in their Ads
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THE ONLY THING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HEATHERS TITS IS HER PERFECT LOOKING PUSSY
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Get this Swiss Chalet Christmas Dinner Deal – It Looks Amazing and All for $6.35 – By law they have to give it to you-

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

18

Nov

Some Model Named Catherine McNeil May Be a Heroin Addict of the Day

This girl is some 20 year old model from Australia who started modeling when she was 14. She is apparently a lesbian who is dating some MTV VJ I’ve never heard of and won’t bother looking up named Ruby Rose or some shit and these are supposed to be pictures of her “heroin” trackmarks.

This story has already been done, we’ve all seen the movie and read the wikipedia page, her name was GIA and Angelina Jolie got naked in the fucking movie.

I hate this cliche bullshit, it’s so typical, why can’t a model who gets paid to do pretty much nothing but sit around do something good with their life, like save AIDS babies instead of being so self involved and self absorbed that they become the AIDS babies who need saving thanks to dirty needles and homosex.

Who cares. She deserves to die for being such an idiot.

On a sidenote, it is very possible that these are just lesbian scatches or battle wounds from lesbian sex or lesbian fights or maybe it is from her pet cat who got overexcited when they were playing and that really changes the whole dynamic of this post, but I am down with the heroin in the fashion industry theory cuz it’s a better angle….so I’m sticking to it…

Here are some pics of her modeling….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Catherine McNeil|Heroin Addict|Model

2009

18

Nov

Rihanna Does the Katy Perry of the Day

I guess when you’re a bottom feeding popstars who accidentally got confused for superstars you have to dress like other bottom feeding popstars who got confused for superstars, in some kind of tight dress for your sloppy ass, but I could be wrong, I did hear these two are good friends since they have so much in common and they probably picked this up together, but I have a feeling it’s got more to do with the fashion designer sending his dress off to as many famous people as possible and these cunts were the only ones who got excited about a free dress since they are both trash who crawled out of the trashcan to become whatever the fuck they are now….

Here is Katy Perry wearing the same outfit yesterday….which may excite you if you like your sloppy popstar pussy dressed the same…

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via INF

Posted in:Katy Perry|Rihanna

2009

18

Nov

Stephanie Pratt Should Murder Suicide her Family of the Day

This bitch could be a martyr (whatever the fuck that means). She could make a serious difference on the world. She could take her pathetic little latch on life and give it fucking purpose. She could take away the image of her being a trashy little consumer who fuels and influences little girls to be little annoying materialist cunts and could do fucking good and all it would take is a gun, or a knife, or even just a fucking match, used the right way to eliminate her brother and sister-in-law because I get their whole act, I get their whole garbage noisy annoying image, but I’d love to see it end violently, and who better to do it than the jealous sister, making this whole “The Hills” thing have some real substance, like a Shakespearian play or some shit, instead of the crap it is.

Here they are being annoying cunts on The Insider….and I hate you for making them famous…

I’ve done my part to try to end these idiots on the internet – no one listens to me.
This little pussy has blocked me on Twitter…
I do know if I see them in person – I would break a motherfucker…Seriously…

If you buy their book – I hate you…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|cleavage|Legs|Stephanie Pratt

2009

18

Nov

Leona Lewis and Her Fat Tits of the Day

Simon Cowell Probably came on these fat tits, because having the ability or talent to sing is just part of the equation while fucking the right executive is the other part of the equation that actually takes you from singing in the shower or in a choir or on the street corner you to mansions, luxury cars, music videos and repressed memories of Simon Cowell and his jungle fever dripping off your chin.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat Tits|Leona Lewis

2009

18

Nov

Rachael Finch is Miss Universe Australia of the Day

Here’s some Miss Universe Australia walking around and I thought these pictures were a lot more exciting than they actually are, you know some camel toe, maybe a little lip slip or something to stand out amongst the other Miss Universe contestants and their anal sex willingness on tape they just dropped a couple days ago, but they aren’t so I’m just gonna move the fuck along cuz I have better things to do than waste my time on this insignificant girl who just wants a fuckin’ scholarship or whatever the fuck winning Miss Universe gets her, instead I am going to waste my time watching Oprah.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miss Universe Australia|Rachel Finch

2009

18

Nov

Annalynne McCord is Overqualified for the Job of the Day

This is my lame joke of the day. You know her mouth is way to big for your micro penis, not that your pathetic ass would ever be in a position where this nobody comes to you open mouthed and ready to suck you off in exchange for money, but at least she’s well equipped when things do come crashing down for her and I guess that is just a real sad truth of our generation is that this chick is seen as more important than every single one of us according to the media and that is really fucking depressing.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Big Mouth|Useless