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2009

30

Oct

Christina Ricci in a Bikini in Miami with her Boyfriend of the Day

I have an almost creepy one-sided relationship with Christina Ricci, because like my neighbor’s daughter, I have watched her grow up with anticipatory masturbation in mind. It’s like when they are 7 or 8 you know they don’t turn you on yet, but if all things go as planned, or as they appear they may go, 10 years down the line, bitch will be a fucking prize, so you better be nice to her so she has fond memories of you when she starts experimenting with cock.

We’ve seen her as the chubby busty teenage goth, who dressed like everyday was Halloween, all pale skinned and dark haired, who seemed real intense about life and probably into anal.

We saw her go anorexic and crazy and amputate her tits and now we see her on the beach with one of her boyfriends with some boy haircut and the sad thing in all this is that she hasn’t grown up into something I expected her to grow up into back when she was 10.

Sure, I’d fuck if it was laying around and I was bored with a hardon, but that doesn’t validate the high hopes I had for her….but she is skinny and in a bikini and there’s nothing wrong with that, pretty much ever….enjoy.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Ricci

2009

30

Oct

Moon Bloodgood Topless for Terminator 4 Salvation of the Day

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I don’t get excited when a 35 year old bitch who was clearly raised by a couple hippies based on her name being Moon, clearly taking any job she can to establish that acting career she always dreamt she would have cuz working a corporate job is what society wants us to do, so fuck the man and the producer of the movie that cast you and your stupid name in this movie…and the whole thing bores me, but you’ll probably like it…because you are more pathetic than me….sucks to be you…

Posted in:Moon Bloodgood|Salvation|T4|Topless

2009

30

Oct

Heidi Klum in Some Almost Naked Photos of the Day

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Heidi Klum is hot, even after all the damage she’s done to herself, like the whole 4 babies thing and the whole marrying and fucking a big black monster looking guy who probably ravages her on every level because German’s are supposed to hate Black People, unless they are Mili Vanilli at their prime, until they are Milli Vanilli a public embarrassment to the country, you know that whole Aryan race thing, but I guess that all goes out the concntration camp window when your german sexual issues take over your decision making, because I’ve seen German porn and Heidi Klum being German means she does some very insane things in bed by default….

Either way, here are some pics from some book a photographer is putting out about his pics of her.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Naked|Nipples|Pictures

2009

30

Oct

Some Russian Chick in a Bikini Fights with a Bartender of the Day

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Here is a bitch in her bikini who is supposed to be Russian, but isn’t the kind of Russian I’d want her to be, you know in line for rationed bread on her way home fromt he work camp, but I guess that’s what happens when you open up communism, another thing that happens, is the bitch can turn around and prostitute herself internationally for american men whoc an’t get laid to find that hot wife they’ve always wanted with the beauty of them not being able to speak the language, at least in theory, because when you unwrap the package when it arrives, you realize that Russian bitches are fucking mental cases…this video is the proof….I guess…I stopped watching when the guy in the Speedo came to save the day.

Posted in:Bartender|Fight|Russian Girl

2009

30

Oct

Aria Paradiso Showing off Her Stomach of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Paradiso, but apparently they are some band and I have no interest in looking them up because I’m only posting this cuz she’s in some see-thru mess bullshit that is touching her pussy, ass and tits all at the same time, in some kind of magical article of clothing that has far more reach or skill than my hands, cuz I can only do pussy and ass, or pussy and tit or ass at tit at the same time, I never mastered all three lady parts at once, and for that, this American Apparel leotard is a far better lover than I could ever be….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Aria Paradiso|Bra|Stomach

2009

30

Oct

Julianne Hough in Costume of the Day

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Here is Dancing with the Stars dancer who danced with the stars who weren’t really stars but more people who had some level of fame and were trying to initiate some kind of revival in their careers, like performing CPR on the shit cuz it was so far gone that even if they did salvage it, it would have serious brain damage.

Her dancing with the stars work has turned into a country singer with a record deal, making her a low level star herself and one day soon she may be back dancing with her old buddies who only as a star and not one of the dancers who dances with the stars. If that makes any sense.

She was dressed up for Halloween, shit was boring but it’s all about keeping the spirit of this bullshit holiday I don’t take part in becuase I find it embarrassing.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Costume|Julianne Hough

2009

30

Oct

Katy Perry is a Sloppy Twat of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Katy Perry dressed up like a piece of fucking shit, unfortunately for her, it is not because of halloween, but because she is some sloppy trash everyday of the year and no matter how often she puts on her bike shorts and pretends to go to the gym , or how many dance off’s she has on stage for her idiot friends who I wish bad things happen to, she will always be a pig of a women….she just can’t help it and it is all in the way she drags her feet when she walks.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy

2009

30

Oct

Doutzen Kroes in Some One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

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More Victoria’s Secret staged behind the scenes pictures aren’t a bad thing, but the ego that it creates within the women who are signed to Victoria’s Secret piss me off, because it is very hard to make a bitch like that feel like a worthless whore and that’s been my strategy all these years to get pussy…..but at least I can jerk off to them….sometimes more satisfying because it is less work, less physical activity, less sweating and dealing with less bullshit from her trying to get in her pants, and maintaining her when you have got in her pants but most importantly cuz she won’t be finding out you gave her herpes….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|One Piece

2009

30

Oct

Khloe Kardashian and her Fat Black Man Lovin’ Ass of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian has a tattoo on her ass that reads “Daddy” because he is the only man who could legitimately say he loved her. Every other man was either disgusted by the fact that bitch is so bulky and masculine, like some kind of monster of a woman who no one should ever see naked, not even when drunk and too horny to contain their erection because when up against her fat ass and big hands, your otherwise average sized dick looks mini, or black and into fat half white girl ethnic booty and can’t help but want to see it bounce on their dicks, since they are the only dicks capable of this kind of endeavor. I think it’s got something to do with their African roots, because 10 generations of being westernized can’t reprogram a deeply embedded love for elephants in a motherfucker, but I could be wrong….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Khloe Kardashian

2009

30

Oct

Malin Akerman’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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It is always nice to see a low level celebrity forget that cameras are watching her get out of the car in her dress….I mean unless she did it on purpose, like the whore you’d expect her to be, you know this far along in Hollywood, getting roles when her acting is nothing better than when a stripper tells me she loves me right as one song fades out and another fades in to lock me into another 10 dollars…but 90 percent of Malin Akerman’s fans are those virgin losers who like comic books and feel a deep rooted respect and love for her that don’t need cockteases since they already have every single picture of her on their computers and digitally printed onto their pillow cases, and her action figures…..so I figure this is strictly accidental…and boring….she needs to step it up and show some lip….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Malin Akerman|Upskirt