2009
04
Nov
Rachel Hunter is demonstrating some moves Rod Stewart taught her back when they were in a staged relationship to pretend he was straight despite how masculine she always looked. No, he wasn’t an avid baseball player, but he was an avid squatter, or at least he was every time they had sex when he’d get into this position before making her fuck him up the ass with a big black strap on……
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Rachel Hunter|Squats
2009
04
Nov
Here is a very lovely 27 foot lifelike rendition of tranny Katie Price holding the heads of homosexuals of today and yesterday, built for the sake of burning it the fuck down in the flames, something I hope her afterlife has in store for her because there’s no way she didn’t sell her soul to the fucking devil to get where she is today…
Seriously, she’s such a stain on society whether selling her pussy to further her career, or getting the stupidest tits imaginable to further her career, or dressing up like shit to further her career, pretty much embodying everything wrong in the world today, there’s no way she’s not going to Hell….not that I believe in religion or the afterlife, but I am just saying I can’t wait to see the video of this burning the fuck to the ground, because it’s make my fantasies of her burning to the ground easier to visualize..shit is like porn to me.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:27 Foot|Bonfire|Katie Price
2009
04
Nov
I was 16 in a white suburban American town and despite rumors of suburban girls in the 80s being sluts, I will tell you they were also racists and being the only Mexican out there, I wasn’t getting any pussy, even the albino bitch took work to get a hand job from and she was missing a fucking finger, so the idea of girls putting out wasn’t even in my fucking mind, it was seriously impossible, like a fucking myth that would only come true when I was a little older and I met a few easy unattractive sluts who didn’t got to my school and weren’t shy to take off the turtleneck sweater but paying for the shit with girls our age just wasn’t a fucking option….
Unfortunately, my dreams of teenage whores came crashing the fuck down halfway through the video, when I saw what the actual whores looked like, but the concept was hot in theory….I guesss….when they are bitches you wouldn’t want to fuck for free it takes away the allure…
But on a side note, the older white dude who got the cute one’s virginity for 50 bucks got a seriously good deal. Bitches sell that shit on eBay for tons of money…..
On another side note, Tyra’s investigative questions like “did you have sex with her” are fucking pornographic…Good work Tyra…
Posted in:Teen Prostitutes|Teenage Pimps
2009
04
Nov
I don’t know if it is some primal instinct for every single girl on my facebook to have at least one picture in a bikini, no matter how unattractive she may be, and to be honest, I don’t even care what the reason behind it is, I’m just glad they are doing it, because otherwise masturbating to random people I don’t know would be far less convenient, I’d have to imagine you naked or doing dirty things, when a bikini picture just clears it all up for me and as a lazy man that means alot…
So when I heard Marisa Miller had a blog, someone people only care about because she gets in a bikini, I figured there would be a lot of bikini pictures and I guess, I was right but in Marisa Miller’s defence it probably wasn’t for attention like the girls on my facebook trying to feel like they are Marisa Miller, but instead because bikinis are all she wears because she is Marisa Miller….
Here are some pics of her tits on set for America’s Next Top Model…
Posted in:Bikini|Marisa Miller
2009
04
Nov
Any whore with little self-respect willing to do anything to make it in entertainment but unsure how to share what she thinks is her hot body and talent knows that includes local low level productions so long as they are paying, even if they are for weird fetish videos like Tickle fetishes, figuring as long as they aren’t showing pussy or getting fucked on camera, it won’t be all that bad, unless you end up on dancing with the stars, in which case the people who would otherwise keep their foot tickle fetish secret, send in their favorite clip to TMZ to both bring light to their market, in hopes of some fresh content will be produced now that we know there’s a market all at the expense of Joanna Krupa’s humility….Here is a clip from her tickle fetish video weirdness…if you get off to this…you are officially strange.
Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Tickle Fetish
2009
04
Nov
The song is called “The Wait is Ova”…I like to call it go fuck yourself….we don’t give a fuck that you’re releasing an album and just because you name your song in a way that make us feel like we do, doesn’t mean we do. Good try trickin’ us, you poor daughter of a garbage man piece of shit I hope is getting exploited fucking hard because you don’t deserve a life outside the shanty….
2009
04
Nov
As a fat man, I have no choice but to appreciate these pictures of a bitch who combines some of my favorite things to make this highly erotic image, pastries and tits…Sure, I’m not as bad when it comes to food as my wife, she’s a serious pig and I’ve heard her cum eating a brownie and I don’t find food a sexual thing at all, it just fills some of my voids when I am not drunk….
I don’t remember who Kelly Brook is, but she’s topless on stage and it isn’t as fun as it was a few minutes ago, I think I’m hypoglycemic and getting cranky and need some sugar as a pick me up….now I’m starting to sound like my pig wife and for that I should go kill myself, or eat this cake my wife brought home last night….because really at this point…who really cares…I just don’t understand why the plays I was forced to go to never had naked pussy in it….I guess it is just further proof that I suck at life.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Kelly Brook|Theater|Topless
2009
03
Nov
Despite popular belief, the stepLINKS do not get me laid, but then again either has pretending I have chocolate or a burger or a slice of pizza or cookies or really any baked good for that matter in my pants in a room full of fat chicks like the girl in this picture did, so I’m not quite sure why I bother doing them, so I’m just a disaster but day after day, like clockwork, I do…..so click the least you can do is click fucking links…asshole.
Kristen Stewart is Officially a Piece of Fucking Trash – But You Already Knew That – Provided You Know Who She Is…And If You Do That Means You’re a 15 Year Old Girl…So How Are YOu Doing???
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Jessica Simpson is the New Roger Ebert
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I Wish Ciara Would Take a Break From What She is Doing an Wrap Those Legs Around Me
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How To: Deal with Your Drunk Neighbor
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Pam Anderson’s Cleavage and Hard Nipples
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Because Your Life is More Sad and Depressing Than Mine is, and That’s No Smart Feat
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Rihanna’s New Hair is Stupid, But She is Still Pretty Hot So Whatever
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The Hottest Girls Born In November
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And That’s Why You Don’t Do Bike Jumps With Two People On the Bike – VIDEO
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When Stewie Watched 2 Girls 1 Cup
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Ahhhh To Be Drunk and Driving a Forklift in Moscow – VIDEO
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25 Little People Being Awesome
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Kate Hudson is Pretending To be Madonna…or Something
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Yeah I’d Totally Bang Carrie Underwood
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Seriously, WTF Happened to Kirstie Alley, She Used to Be a BABE
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Agyness Deyn is Fucking Weird, But She’s a Model So I Would Still Bang Her
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Adriana Lima and Isabeli Fontana – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know About You, But I Wanna Go to The Bar With Keifer Sutherland
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s Smarter, Men or Women? Let’s Decide Once and For All – VIDEO
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Sucker Punch Knocks a Bitches Wig Off – VIDEO
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Stretched By a Friend
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Addison Miller is Your Cyber Slut of the Day
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Halloween Streetfight = VIDEO
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Sleeping Secuirty Guards – A Gallery
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Ashley Simpson is Going Crazy in 3…2…1…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Jenna Jameson, Before the Whole ‘Baby Ruining Her Vagina’ Thing
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Eveline Takes It All Off
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When The Babes Get Eash Other Off
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Julie Benz is Fucking Bonable All Right
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A Teenaged Slut and Her Pierced Pussy
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Capri is the Kind of Girl You Want Around A Lot
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Carrie Covers Herself in Shaving Cream
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Heather Likes to Play With Herself and Frankly, I Don’t Blame Her
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Miley Cyrus Jailbail Halloween Costume
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Women Calls 911 On Herself For Drunk Driving – VIDEO
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Some 11 Year old Girl Just Became the World’s Youngest Mother. Jesus
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Mr Plow, That’s His Name…
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Kelly Brooke is Fine By Me
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AFTER LOOKING AT THESE EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS, I WANT TO FUCK WWE DIVA MARIA KANELLIS
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10 Things that Ruin Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
03
Nov
All American Marisa Miller is the spokesmodel for Harley, because she uses her tits to make her money and here she is in some throwback pin-up girl themed shit for some Military Appreciation month that Harley is milking to get publicity, and I guess it’s always nice to see a bitch dressed up from an era long ago, but I always prefered going after the real deal, you know going thru grandma’s photo albums lookin’ for bikini pics, because getting off to women who have been dead for decades is far more naghty than getting off to girls dressed like they’ve been dead for decades.
I don’t really know why they still try to pretend that people in the military aren’t homosexuals, I mean only homosexuals would sign up to live in close quarters with other men, you know playing with guns, wrestling, working out together, showering together, with the only available pussy belonging to a bunch of dykes who are in the military for the same reason the gay dudes are….but I guess I could be wrong, I just doubt that I am….
I mean the whole overcompensating pretending your straight by going nuts over pin-up girls and the ladies in “the pictures” is behind us, save that shit for WWII and Korea, but whatever, let’s just go along with this and pretend it makes sense….because Marisa Miller has a banging body….
Posted in:Harley Davidson|Marisa Miller|Military|Pin-Up
2009
03
Nov
I don’t know if Kat Von D is still relevant, or if she ever was relevant, but I do know she’s at some event in a see through shirt, showing off her little tits in a bra and she looks worse than ever. I guess aging doesn’t work out for everyone, not that it matters considering she ruined herself with tattoos while trying to fill whatever void it was she was filling everytime she went under the tattoo gun.
I know all you people are probably crazy about tattooed chicks, I just hate tattoos in general, mainly because over the past 10 years, it went from Rock and Roll and Biker which was cool, to Gino Chachi Vegas Trash which is not cool.
Either way, here’s some see thru pics…
Pics via Fame
