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2009

05

Nov

Megan Fox Rolling Stone Outtakes of the Day

[PICTURES REMOVED CUZ ROLLING STONE ARE CUNTS]
I think Megan Fox is totally overrated and that’s exactly the reason why I am posting this pictures from some Rolling Stone Photoshoot that went down months ago because I figure it will get me traffic and take me to the fucking top of the internet where I feel like I belong…but unfortunately these pictures are boring and they aren’t going to do shit for me in terms of internet stardom or even in terms of getting off because there’s no pussy being flashed, not cock being sucked and Megan Fox remains the pornstar who go away….she’s nothing but a huge disappointment.


PICTURES REMOVED BECAUSE ROLLING STONE ARE MEAN CORPORATE ASSHOLES WHO THREATENED TO SUE ME

Posted in:Megan Fox|Photoshoot|Rolling Stone

2009

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

My dog just at a chocolate bar my wife left laying around. Turns out chocolate is toxic for dogs and I had to call the vet, he may die and I guess this may be the end of a short lived friendship, because despite thinking I hate him, this brush with death has made me feel nothing but love for him. Wish us luck, I know I’m an asshole, but he’s just a little guy and doesn’t deserve this, I’m going to give him what could be one last belly rub…I almost feel tears creeping up on me…

Sienna Miller is Getting Stuffed With Penis Like a Turkey Does With Stouffers
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Kim Kardashian in the Ring
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There is 100% a Carrie Prejean Sex Tape in Existance, Though It May Never See The Light Of Day
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand and I Can’t Ver Well Jerk Off For You
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I’ve Heard the Expression “Boom Mic in a China Shop” But This is Ridiculous
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Who Said It: Sarah Palin Or Anna Nicole Smith?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Slut Named Rochelle and Her Panty Upskirt
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Donger is a New Breed of Cop
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I Don’t Mind a Little Drew Barrymore Now and Again
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Emma Frain is Glorious
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Here’s The New Trailer for Angelina Jolies Movie and The Fact That It’s in Russian Makes It Hilarious
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Hudson is Right, All Men Want is Sex and a Sandwich
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Natalie Portman Looks Just Like Keira Knightley In this Magazine, Holy Fuck
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HAHAHAHHA Kim Kardashian Got Knocked The Fuck Out
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HEY IDIOTS WHO BELIEVE THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012!! IT’S NOT GOING TOO!
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A Heidi Klum Photoshoot
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Natali Blond is Busty
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a Kinky Wax Figure
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Nip Slip Catfight – VIDEO
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Babe With a Hot Ass Gets Herself Off
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Alejandra Cata Does Lingerie
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Madison and Mackenzie Have a Happy Halloween
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Let’s Shit on Ashley Simpson Some More
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sophie Monk Throwback
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Just a Hot Babe Taking Her Clothes Off
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Bask in Zuzana
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She May Have Herpes, But Sometimes, Just Sometimes, I Think About Bangin’ Paris Hilton
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Denise Milani is Rolling Around in the Sand
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Andi Valentino is a Hot Rocker Chick
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Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
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Hannah Hilton Removes Her Green Lingerie
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Man Lohan’s Dad is a Fucking Parasite
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Insane Vehicle I’ll Never Get But I Still Want of the Day
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Praise the Lord!!! Praise Jesus!!!
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DJ AM’s House is For Sale
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Now There’s Some Big Tits
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Me and My STD – VIDEO
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120 Hot Girls Doing Keg Stands
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Malin Ackerman and Some Upskirts
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Some Brad Pitt Cock for the QUeers…and Curious
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Hot Mormon Muffins
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The Blow Up Bra
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THE UNCENSORED OUTTAKES OF THE KELLY BROOK LINGERIE PHOTO SESSION ARE FUCKIN’ AWESOME!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Nov

Kim Kardashian Charity Boxing Black Eye of the Day

Kim Kardashian and her family had an auction to box them and it was the one time I wish I had a ton of fucking money, because beating the fuck out of Kardashian, ideally punching her in the cunt at least once and leaving her knocked the fuck out is something I’d be more than happy doing, whether the money went to charity or not.

I think she pussied out and boxed a chick, but at least she was left with a black eye and I just don’t understand how she doesn’t relize that getting punched up is alright, but the number one thing this bitch could do for charity to help better the world out would be to disappear….

On a sidenote I just Youtubed Kim Kardashian for a video of the boxing match and all I got was clips of her sex tape cuz Youtube is a Porn site and her sex tape is all she is good for and she’s not even that good in it. Funny that all the big advertisers advertise on Youtube even if it is a Pornsitre….not that you care…but I do….cuz no one advertises with me….

Posted in:Black Eye|Kim Kardashian

2009

04

Nov

Rachel Bilson is Skinny For Flaunt of the Day

The good thing about this photoshoot of Rachel Bilson for Flaunt magazine is that they photoshopped her fat, gonna be married, saddle bags off and made her look, thin long and luxurious like celebrity pussy is supposed to look….

Posted in:Flaunt|Photoshoot|Rachel Bilson

2009

04

Nov

Chantelle Houghton’s Got Stupid Cleavage of the Day

In keeping up the theme of the site today, here’s some more serious trash from the UK showing off tit. Her name is Chantelle Houghton and I guess she’s cut from the same discount bootleg designer-print cloth as the other trash I’ve posted of showing off their useless tits for attention.

The worst of it all is that these cunts get paid to do this, I say save it for the stripclubs, and not for the magazine covers, it is fucking up the balance of the world by making gutter whores too much money thinking they are more important than they are and allowing them to buy all the expensive trash available to them to be expensive gutter sluts….when they have the level of talent that should mean sucking dick in back alley’s just to afford the luxury of a warm meal….

Either way, here are her tits…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Chantelle Houghton|cleavage

2009

04

Nov

UK Popstar Sarah Harding Trying to Cover Up The Goods of the Day

Sarah Harding is in some UK pop group I’ve haven’t had the pleasure of listening to or seeing in concert because I am sure it is serious bullshit, but at least she’s trying to keep the band relevant by getting out of her car like a little whore, showing off her maxi pad or whatever the fuck that shit in her pantyhose is. The whole thing bores me – so realize I am posting this for you.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Car|Sarah Harding|Upskirt

2009

04

Nov

More Kelly Brook Stupid Cleavage of the Day

Kelly Brook’s rocking some corset lookin outfit like she’s a whore from the 1800s or some shit, you know like she was in Moulin Rouge or walking the streets of London before dying of Syphlis, all making me wish I was dressed like Jack the Ripper, you know the guy who would kidnap whores and bring them back home for play time, only instead of stabbing her violently and killing her, since that’s really not my thing, I’d definitely try to kill her with my dick….

I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means I like her or at least like her outfit….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kelly Brook|Tits

2009

04

Nov

Kate Beckinsale is the Hot Mother of the Day

Kate Beckinsale’s a mom. That always amazes me because the mom’s I know just don’t look like this. She’s got a hot fuckin’ body and her being worth fucking is the one thing I can agree with those virgin comic book losers who buy multiple copies of the movie Underworld, you know one to keep in the package, one to use to watch, one as a back up because virgin comic book losers are good collectors, excpet when it comes to collecting memories of all the pussy they’ve fucked, I mean that and that masturbation rocks.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hot|Kate Beckinsale

2009

04

Nov

Bette Midler Leg Show of the Day

I went to a Jewish wedding a few years ago becasue I thought there’d be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before the woman’s daughter decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignorant non-Jew all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

A months later, I went to a gay dude who died of Aids’ funeral because I thought there would be free food. It was a pretty horrible experience before a group of trannies decided to start singing “The Wind Beneath My Wings” horribly and as an ignornant non-faggot, all I could take from the experience is that Bette Midler is a god to these people.

That said, here dressed as gaudy as you’d expect a gay jew to dress, but any 65 year old who can pull this off is worth having sex with, you know since they can’t get pregnant and are all post menopausal and not too picky and shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bette Midler|Legs

2009

04

Nov

Rachel Hunter Doin Some Squats of the Day

Rachel Hunter is demonstrating some moves Rod Stewart taught her back when they were in a staged relationship to pretend he was straight despite how masculine she always looked. No, he wasn’t an avid baseball player, but he was an avid squatter, or at least he was every time they had sex when he’d get into this position before making her fuck him up the ass with a big black strap on……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Hunter|Squats