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2009

22

Sep

Helena Christensen goes for a Jog of the Day

Ex-Supermodels jogging would be my new porn if this was actually hot. Instead it’s just a reminder than any bitch you end up with is going to end up a lot uglier than she started out, and even more depressing is that any bitch you end up with won’t even look this good when you get started out, pretty much confirming what we all already know about you and that is that you should just go HOMO.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Helena Christensen|Jog

2009

22

Sep

Lily Allen Shows Off a Good Look For Her Ugly Brethren of the Day

I always hate on Lily Allen, but she is the least offensive or nauseating or whatever word you want to use for this new generation of popstars, because she isn’t in denial that she’s a fat pig like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and she doesn’t try to put herself out there to never disappear, pretty much polluting my life like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and if anything, I think she hates herself as much as I hate her which is nicer than Katy Perry and Lady Gaga who think they are the fucking gods of the world because everyone around them sucks their dick and the best thing about all this is that she even covers her ugly face when walking around, so I don’t have to be bothered by it. So let her be a pop idol cuz more girls need to take her fuckin’ lead.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brown Paper Bagged|Lily Allen|Ugly

2009

22

Sep

Sophie Monk’s Dumpy Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

Sophie Monk still hasn’t been deported even though I think her time here is up and that her true calling working in the Outback of Australia picking up Kangaroo shit is a much better idea for her, at least based on how shitty her ass looks in these sweatpants, because this mess doesn’t belong on TV. She really looks a whole lot of sloppy and I figure if you’re out wearing sweatpants that on their own make you look like a slob who has given up on life like me, you better have a hot fucking ass to make it seem like it is ok. I’m done with this bitch, send her fuckin’ home….

Pics via INFpoto

Posted in:Ass|Sophie Monk|Sweatpants

2009

22

Sep

Kate Moss Shows Off Some White Panty of the Day

I was surprised when I saw that Kate Moss is wearing a nice, fresh pair of white panties, I was expecting her to be the kind of girl who wears something with a little more flavor, a little more excitement, a little more flash, maybe even a little less panty and a little more hipster, older lady, fashionista bush, but then I looked closer and realized that it is actually a cast, cuz her pussy is broken, thanks to fucking rockstars, having babies, and being an overall fucking dirtbag.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Moss|Panty

2009

22

Sep

AnnaLynne McCord Showing Off Leg of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is still doing the Hollywood circuit, you know going to events and having people take pictures of her, really milking her fame and I guess she should because I doubt it is going to last. I don’t think she’s hot, or interesting and I don’t watch her show and assume that means no one else does, because depsite popular belief, I am the microcosm of America….

At least she’s showing off her little tits…so we don’t have to look at her face…Good job Ugly.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Leg

2009

22

Sep

Eliza Dushku Does Complex of the Day

So Eliza Dushku is dating a black dude and in efforts to fully submerge herself into the scene she’s turned to an urban magazine to get a photoshoot going, not that Rick Fox is all that black, I mean dude is pretty much Hollywood and when a dude goes Hollywood I don’t care how good they play ball, or what color they started out, they all kinda lose their flavor and become the same pile of shit of a person…

I guess she didn’t realize that Complex is owned by a white dude and I’m sure a lot of their readers are suburban white kids who want to be as hood as they can, which I guess her pussy can relate to….a pussy that was a lot hotter than it is now, but she’s still good enough to look at.

Either way, Complex is pretty much the only relevant magazine in stores, and I am not just saying that because I’m still riding on the time they featured me in the shit, I’m saying it cuz it’s true.


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Posted in:Complex|Eliza Dushku

2009

22

Sep

Nicolette Sheridan’s Got No Bra and A Pair of Men’s Underwear On of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan was out wearing what you’d expect to see a man wearing in a Calvin Klein ad and not entirely something you’d expect to see a Hollywood whore rockin’ out in public, but then again, she is recently single, you know, no more Michael Bolton singing in her pussy like it was a Jazz Sax, oh wait that’s Kenny G, same shit….

Maybe this is some kind of walk of shame after a night getting fucked up the ass by the dude she’s walking around with, where her party dress got a mix of shit and cum smeared all over it and the only outfit they could come up with out of his closet was this. Everything else was too big for her and that would really be obvious, so squeezing in a pair of his boxer briefs and undershirt with no bra, just made sense….

I’m not complaining, I think she’s still hot for an old bitch who I am sure has fucked many many many men but who never polluted herself with kids…maybe because of a botched abortion,but probably because she’s too busy loving herself, but then again, what the fuck do I know, look at the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|Underwear

2009

22

Sep

Katy Perry Gets Wet on Set of the Day

The good news is that Katie Perry is getting wet and at risk of drowning while wearing a tight dress for people who like her and think she’s hot, something I will never understand mainly because of that face, but also because I can tell she’s a fat chick denying her fate, which isn’t too hard to spot from her GUNT that her choice in tight dresses shows off nicely to remind us all that she doesn’t have it going on, the bad news is that she’s filming a new video, which means there’s another song.

Here are a whole lot of pics, hoping that you’ll get your dose and won’t bother watching the video, so that this bitch stops polluting our lives…because if this becomes a hit and I see her video with millions of Youtube views, I will be mad at you.

Here she is with some Hanson Brother lookin’ Motherfucker who dyed his hair to not be recognized as some Hanson Brother motherfucker…mmmmmbop

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Video|Wet

2009

22

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Vagina Defined in a White Bikini of the Day

These are some older pictures of Lohan in a white bikini, probably around a month old and since I don’t read other sites, so they are new to me. I just got excited when I saw them because they demonstrate why I love white bikini bottoms so much.

There have been numerous times that I’ve been at the public pool and the mom’s and teens rock this shit and I wonder to myself whether they have any idea that I can pretty much see their entire pussy and can practically taste the shit.

So I figured it’s a good way to start the day, especially since no dick’s been in her in at least a year, a report I really don’t believe, but they just want us to believe because nothing in Hollywood is real, especially for the people hanging on as hard as they can.

Posted in:Lesbian|Lindsay Lohan|Vagina

2009

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my night drinking on a couch listening to my friend contemplate whether he should save up all his money from picking cans out of the garbage and go to Thailand and fuck a 12 year old, just because he can or if he should just stay here instead and forget that idea all together.

Don’t worry, if I hear about him applying for jobs working with kids, I’ll report him to the authorities, I rain on parades when it comes to that shit, you hear that ladies, I’m pretty much a fucking hero, send nudes.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Columbian Booty Dancing of the Day – VIDEO
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So Megan Fox is a Dumb Slut and Can’t Open a Movie to Save Her Life
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A Mashup of Some of the Craziest Shit on Video….
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Kayden Kross Does the Gym not Jim
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You Confessed Your Sins Yesterday, So It’s Time to Get the Ball Rolling Again
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hottest Pics
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BMX Pool Jump FAIL – VIDEO
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5 Thing to Make You a Proud American
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Let’s Laugh at Lohan’s Pathetic Twitter Updates Together
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Craigslist Posting = Endless Supply of Laughs
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Katie Price Strips Down to Her Bra and Panties, Cause She is a Class Act Like That
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Do You Live Christina Hendricks’s Tits A Much as I Do?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How To: Keep Your Office Romance a Secret
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Striptease of the Day
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Courtney Loves Up the Ante in Regards to Insanity
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Some Ugly Ginger Haired Rapper Has Been Charged with Murder
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Blake Lively, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Rebecca Gayhart is Pregnant and Smoking
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Some Rhianna Fashion Craziness of the Day
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What’s Up With Particia Arquette’s Tits?
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Catrin Claeson Lingerie Shoot
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Cali Logan Caught Outside
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Angry Chick Falls on a Talkshow
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Gaping College Girl
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jelena Jenson Will Make You Hard
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Meet Kathryn
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A Little Touch of Heather
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Nicole Richie Bikini throwback
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Sammy Brady is Nude
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Shyla Styles is Busting Out
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Katie Fey is On the Veranda
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Whoopi Goldberg Hates Kate Gosselin
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BOOBIE CHEW – VIDEO
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Peeping Tom Fail
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This Kid Who Was On Idol is Having a Cry Cause No One Remembers Him. Get the Fuck Over It
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101 Buxom Oktoberfest Beer Babes
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Viagra Commercial Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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HOT TITS … HOT ASS …. HOT STORY!
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Chloe Sevingny on Some Weird Online Video….
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Asian Shoe Ad for Foot Fetishists
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Posted in:stepLINKS